About me (read: a bunch of boring shit nobody actually gives a crap about)...

Hi, I'm Rebekah! I'm twenty-three and have recently graduated from school to become a vet tech. I'm currently working as a kind of petsitter while I figure out what I really want to do, as I stress out way too easily to really be happy in a clinic-type environment, unfortunately. I love to write and draw, though the only one I'm any good at is the former (hopefully, otherwise that's just sad :/). I'm good with grammar and such, so if you need help editing (and just editing--sorry, past experience leads me to say this), I'd be glad to help! Besides that, I love talking to people and making friends (though I'm terribly socially awkward in person, I promise I'm not such a mess in words xP), so feel free to just send me a PM whenever!

Fun fact: I ship everyone, everywhere. I ship like it's the motherfucking Titanic. I ship anime, cartoons, tv shows, movies, comic books, Broadway plays, real people, you name it. Kind of like my taste in music. So, yeah. Don't be surprised if you see...well, ANYTHING in my list of fanfiction. Except het, because it's ewwie and, frankly, common :P

My favorite pairings include (but are not limited to)...

FABERRY (Glee- I keep coming back to this pairing, time and time and time and time again, no matter how long in between...and even though I can't stand Glee...)

Shimako/Noriko (Maria-sama ga Miteru)

Yumi/Touko (Maria-sama ga Miteru)

Yumi/Sachiko (Maria-sama ga Miteru)

Chikaru (Strawberry Panic, and yes, this is a perfectly valid pairing, which you will know if you've ever seen the anime. It's also, ironically, the only real valid pairing because every canon pairing absolutely SUCKS DICK, which you will also know if you've ever seen the anime. Poor, poor, misunderstood Yaya)

Elsa/Anna, aka Elsanna (Frozen- a guilty pleasure of mine, perhaps a phase, albeit a somewhat disturbing one, since I have a sister and therefore don't generally approve of sistercest at the very least. It goes without saying that I prefer AU with them not being related)

Hermione/Pansy, aka Hermansy (Harry Potter)

Regina/Emma, aka Swan Queen (Once Upon a Time)

Staubrey (Stacie/Aubrey), Ambrey (Fat Amy/Aubrey) (Pitch Perfect-basically just about anything slashy with Aubrey Posen because I adore her and her controlling qualities and totally obvious jealousy over Chloe getting so attached to Beca IN CANON)

Pearl/Amethyst, aka Pearlmethyst (Steven Universe- Pearl is SO gay. SO. GAY. She's gayer than the physical incarnation of a gay relationship. And I love her. And I hate her. Because I've been in a relationship with someone who couldn't let a person they loved once upon a time go, and it wrecked me. It just...COMPLETELY changed me. And part of me will always hate Pearl a little bit because of what she reminds me of. But I love her so very much as well. And the relationship between her and Amethyst...I just love it, like my headcanon is Amethyst being sore over Pearl not babying her anymore, and still loving Rose so deeply...yeah.)

Peridot/Lapis Lazuli, aka Lapidot (Steven Universe- I used to WANT to ship this pairing, to make it all even with the pairings ((I never pair Garnet with anyone for obvious reasons...)), but I never could, because they never had enough development. But now...just watch season three. You'll understand.)

Yellow Pearl/Blue Pearl (Steven Universe- Because I can. And because I find Yellow Pearl cute in a bitchy-type way. Because I'm a masochist ((no, really, I have a problem)). Because they could be a super cute side-pairing.)

Armin/Annie, aka AruAni (Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin- I don't usually ship het. Ever. I'm bi, but het fanfiction just doesn't hold the same appeal to me as femslash ((and, less so, slash)) does. But they're so cute. And Armin's basically a girl.)

Raven/Apple, aka Rapple, aka Poison Apple (Ever After High- Don't judge me! But seriously, watch the show on Netflix and stand there and tell me Apple isn't gay. Do it.)

Blondie/Cupid (Ever After High- I love Cupid, she's adorable. And so is Blondie, kind of. And they both basically run the school from behind the scenes with their blogs/videos.)

and

A bunch of random pairings from old cartoons/comics including Courtney/Ginger and onesided!Miranda/Courtney from As Told by Ginger and Betty/Veronica from Archie (uh duh).

and

Most likely any conceivable femslash pairing that goes against the mainstream pairings (save for Faberry, which has astoundingly been my long-lasting OTP despite its mainstream status and my deep-seated hatred of Glee), hence my incredibly appropriate penname. Examples include (but are not limited to) Fat Amy/Aubrey from Pitch Perfect, Hermione/Pansy from Harry Potter, Betty/Veronica (may or may not be mainstream- they ARE pretty much the only femslashy pairing for Archie, but it seems nobody really ships them despite the obvious reasons why they should) from Archie, Lily/Narcissa from Harry Potter, Asuna/Ayaka from Negima (not unheard of, but KonoSetsu puts a damper on them...)...fuck, I even shipped (older!) Magic School Bus characters for a while there.