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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter. Hello folks! I guess in a bio, it's necessary to spew out some basic info about myself. So here we are: Name: my pen name is notyouraverageschoolgirl, which is something I came up with back when I was a wee little high schooler. Now I suppose you could just call me Lynn. Age: 18! I'm finally legal and it's dreadfully exciting. I can vote, smoke (ew, as if I would), play the lotto and be tried as an adult! Interests: too many to list here. But here's a random sampling -- writing, reading, picnicking, butterflies, walking barefoot, sunshine, anything sweet, making collages, laughing at stupid jokes, sneaking glances at cute boys on the bus/train Location: I am currently located in California, where its sunny and not quite as surfer/Hollywood chic as people tend to think. I'll probably be here for quite a while, because honestly, I simply adore it. Music: Right now, I'm liking Feist and Rufus Wainwright. And any other random facts: I'm klutzy, I'm spontaneous and I'm afraid of heights. Please read and review my work before I disappear again. Haha, just kidding. |
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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 7898 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5424 - Favs: 6,755 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Second Chance by Striking Falcon reviews
Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands, is betrothed to a miko with a dark side. When Sesshoumaru declares in front of the wedding party that he doesn’t love the miko, she curses him. Fast forward to 2003, when Kagome is driving home from work. She a
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 249,615 - Reviews: 4407 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Letters and Care Packages by JamieBell reviews
Ginny's crossed the boundary dividing her from Harry as Ron's little sister. Harry's found out that Ginny is quite the interesting person. Could it be that friendship or maybe more is in the air? Why the hesitation between Ron and Hermione? Hmmm... FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,531 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Love and Disappointments by Audrie Melone reviews
Set shortly after the marriage of Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth,this story is a venture into their marriage and the happenings in the lives of their friends and family.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,442 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Easy Way Out by Mirandabelle reviews
When rumours start to fly about Chase and Cameron, they have the choice, taking the easy way out, or listening to their feelings and taking a more controversial route. New chapters now up!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/20/2006 - A. Cameron, R. Chase
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Creative Utilization of Storage Rooms by imsanehonest reviews
Who said he couldn’t stop being an idiot long enough to snag the most brilliant woman he had ever met? All hope was not lost. Chase had a plan. ChaseCameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2006 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Dung Detention by Anaela loves who reviews
Snape’s worst memory isn’t exactly treasured by James either, mostly because he was forced to shovel dragon dung fertiliser as punisment. Running into Lily Evans, covered in it from head to foot, didn’t exactly help either.Rated for language LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Better Check the Date on that Diagnosis by Nyah reviews
Wilson attempts to unravel a mysterious chain of invents involving his best friend and the lovely immunologist. HCEditied 4106
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Spellotape My Heart by Aelotia reviews
A bit of Spellotape can fix anything. LJ ONESHOT Lovliness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Turn My Sixes to Nines by luna leigh reviews
As Beth prepares for her first semester at college, she can't seem to stop thinking about Will Darcy. He's the walking list of things she doesn't like, or so she thinks at first. But as the semester progresses, Beth learns more about him and herself. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,362 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Marauders Matchmaking Inc by it's a riot reviews
A Lily and James story. Lily needs to find a date to a wedding, and the Marauders cause a little commotion by pranking her dates out of jealousy and good intentions. Read up to see if these guys can bear the wrath of the Marauders... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,689 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Spin by lone astronomer reviews
The Date was everything except what Cameron expected. HouseCameron, follows Crush, Bad Ideas and House of Cards.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2005
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Confronting the Family by alternativelyspliced reviews
Harry finally realizes his feelings for Ginny, but does she still feel the same? And what about her family?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,839 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Boy's in Love by She's a Star reviews
Ron Weasley's on a mission, and nothing's stopping him from asking Hermione out. Well . . . if he can manage to escape death by pumpkin juice, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Impressions by Ar-Zimraphel reviews
A physically and mentally wounded Draco needs someone to help him, whether he wants to admit it or not, after his father lands in Azkaban and his entire world crumbles. DMHG. AU with release of HBP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Little GutFeeling That Could by Laura S'mora reviews
My first fic. What's the point of 'getting over' someone? Ginny's 'over' Harry Potter, but she finds being perpetually strung up in midair above his head to be nearly as frustrating as the infatuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
America the Beautiful by Girl in Midair reviews
America is beautiful, he thought, but this thought, like so many others, was quickly chased out by emptiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2003
Daily Horoscope by cashew reviews
Ginny’s horoscope hasn’t been looking too good lately, it seems as though everyone is finding their true love except for her. Will she find love or is she destined to be alone? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
After the End by Sugar Quill reviews
A post-Hogwarts story by Zsenya and Arabella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 632,204 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/12/2001
In the Mind of the Walking Encyclopedia by tainted black reviews
Hermione's POV: All I wanted was a nice, normal year. Just one year. But no... I'm constantly with -Malfoy-! Getting lost in the Forbidden Forest, making up work for class, and even shopping! What has the world come to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lo, They Will Snog by Elektra3 reviews
An utterly ridiculous Draco/Hermione story wherein I shamelessly lambaste the entire romance genre. Featuring much snogging, a blatant lack of believable characterization - oh, and did I mention the Irritatingly Sappy Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
FlipFlops by Manu reviews
Angelina and Fred meet in the hallways one night, a couple of weeks before the Yule Ball. Just for the sake of obviousness, I will mention that this, of course, takes place during GoF and, of course, is a FA fic. 0)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2002 - George W., Angelina J.
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Winning Her Back reviews
It's been five years since Harry defeated Voldemort, and he still doesn't have the girl. When he gets the chance to spend time with Ginny during Ron and Hermione's wedding planning, will he succeed in winning her back? NOW COMPLETE. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In the Midst of Chaos reviews
A collection of war drabbles for those of you who believe in hope in the midst of darkness and heartbreak. Chapter 5 up DracoPansy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
One Last Time reviews
Harry and Ginny share a conversation before he leaves for war. Dialogue fluff galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Sad Thing reviews
Sometimes she thinks that they’re in love, and sometimes she knows that she’s lying to herself." An angsty Pansy fic about loving Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P.
A Lesson in Humility reviews
Blaise Zabini is the typical pureblood Slytherin- and proud of it. When a certain muggleborn Ravenclaw comes crashing into his life (literally), will he amend his ways? Or will he simply aggravate her until she stabs him to death? Blaise ZabiniLisa Turpin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/18/2004
Divine Intervention reviews
An update after ages! I solemnly swear that I will update over Christmas break. It's up to you guys which story I update for sure, so please email me with your votes! Divine Intervention, A Lesson in Humility, or The Fine Art of Failing? Pick one PLEASE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,567 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Waiting for the Prince reviews
Ginny Weasley always believed in her fairytale stories of princesses and princes. Will she find her prince in a certain young hero? Utter HarryGinny fluff; please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
I Never Told You reviews
(One-shot) Draco and Pansy are being initiated as Death Eaters. When Pansy finds that she can't bring herself to torture muggles, what will happen to them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
Detention, Miss Weasley reviews
(One-shot)Ginny's stuck with Snape in (horrors of horrors) a Saturday detention. Will her incessant ramblings get her avada'd? What happens when she talks about snogging Harry? And whaaat...! Snape and Sinistra? A random little gift fic for my dahh-ling r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Fine Art of Failing reviews
Ginny Weasley is convinced that she's failing in general when it comes to life, most notably in the relationship category. When her well-meaning brother Ron convinces Harry Potter to tutor her in Potions, will things start looking up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Expelling the Nightmares reviews
(One-shot) Ginny Weasley hasn’t quite gotten over the events of her first year at Hogwarts. Will she find solace in the midst of a war?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Alone reviews
Harry's thoughts on the war- and a certain redheaded girl. (One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Summer at the Burrow reviews
Why has Ginny suddenly found herself so distracted by Harry Potter? And what's going on between Hermione and Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,861 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.