Hey guys! I'm PhoenixWarriorFox88 (previously PhoenixWillowsRox88), Rider of the Night Fury Violetstorm and the Razorwhip Silverdart, Guardian of Wishes, Epic Archer and Sorcerer to the G.M.A.D.

Here are a few things about me...

Name: To anyone concerned it's Phoenix.

Gender: Female (but a major tomboy)

Age: Teenager

Favourite Movies: Ugh! There are so many! But I'll try my best (not in order): there's How To Train Your Dragon 1 and 2, Rise Of The Guardians, Tangled, Brave, Big Hero 6, Frozen, The Croods, Zootopia, Coraline, ParaNorman, Shrek series, Puss in Boots, Ratchet and Clank, The Simpsons Movie, Harry Potter series, Get Hard, Stepbrothers, Daddy's Home and many more.

Favourite Books: Totally Warrior Cats! Harry Potter in an extremely close second and How To Train Your Dragon in third.

Favourite TV Shows: Where to begin?! There's Regular Show, Adventure Time, Bravest Warriors, Secret Saturdays, Danny Phantom, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, American Dragon: Jake Long, The Simpsons, The Big Bang Theory, Merlin, Sherlock, Total Drama (all of them), Grojband, The Loud House, Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, Dragons: Riders/Defenders of Berk and Race to the Edge, Miraculous Ladybug, Gravity Falls, Star vs the Forces of Evil, Over the Garden Wall, Steven Universe, Rick and Morty, Invader Zim, El Tigre and Scream Street.

I love drawing, reading, writing, watching TV/movies, playing my iPad/iPhone/Wii and hanging out with friends.

I'm the kind of person that has a lot of fanfic ideas and probably wouldn't update regularly as I just go to whatever fanfic I have inspiration for and continue writing that. Or, you know, procrastinate by writing oneshots.

Here are some sayings that I love:

“I have a life, I just choose not to use it.”

"Little brother is a title that comes with responsibility. Annoying little prat is just one of them."

"I punched my friend in the nose because he called me violent."

"Man, the things you wish you didn't know about your nemesis."

"Hey, at least we get to listen to that song while we fall to our doom. Best way to die ever!"

"Munya, I loathe to admit we're losing this fight. Naturally I blame you. Fly us home to hide your shame."

"What did I do to warrant THIS MUCH arresting?"

"I am loving this Wrist Ray! It's the perfect accessory- OF PAIN!"

"Did you get the number of the tiny truck that hit me?"

"There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over."

"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?"

“I’m a pyrotechnition. If you see me running, try to keep up.”

"There is something about a little demon with a fucking tuba that will ALWAYS be funny to me!"

“You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!”

“Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?”

“Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?”

“Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!”

“Education is important, school however, is another matter.”

“Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.”

“You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?”

“Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?”

“We are not retreating… we are advancing in another direction.”

“I’m right ninety-seven percent of the time. Who cares about the other four percent?”

"My imaganation always runs away from me. Then it comes back! With CAKE!"

“They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.’ (even though it's still true) Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.That depends on whether you’re in a nursing home or not.”

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

“Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!”

“If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.”

“If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.”

“Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.”

“Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.”

“Always forgive your enemies--Nothing annoys them more.”

“Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.”

“There are three kinds of people in the world; people who can count; and people who can’t.”

“Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.”

“I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”

“I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.”

“You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.”

“Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.”

“When life throws you lemons, cut ’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.”

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.”

“When life throws you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.”

“When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 2 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them."

“I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.”

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming."

"Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head."

"I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over her again."

“Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

“Taste the rainbow--eat CRAYONS!!!"

"The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing."

"Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls."

"If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth."

“Me, Myself, and I are fighting. I got mad at Myself, and Me got mad at I so now Me, Myself and I are sitting it opposite of my brain. Please help me.”

“There’s a dark cloud over my head, so I’m praying; ‘Lord, please don’t send lightning.’"

“It’s not dead till you poke it with a stick.”

“Fire is a good servant, but a terrible master.”

“There are too many wishes, and not enough stars.”

“Dude. Calm down. It’s gym class.”

“Either snow it up for a snow day or don’t snow at all!”

“Facebook is like a refrigerator. You check it when you’re bored but nothing ever changes.”

"Gotta go. I’m not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation.”

“I cry, I feel better. Then I remember why I’m crying and cry harder.”

“I do know, I just don’t feel like telling you!”

“Stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell.”

“Santa Claus is a creeper. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, he comes down your chimney in the middle of the night with a giant sack of toys--see what I mean?”

“I have six locks on my door. Whenever I go out I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they’re always locking three.”

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

“It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.”

“He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.”

“When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.”

“A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.”

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”

“I learned law so well. The day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

“Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.”

“Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.”

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

“If you're going through hell, keep going.”

“To the world, you are one person. But to one person, you are the world.”

“Would you like a side of epic with that fail?”

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

“Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.”

“When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

“There are worse things than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.”

“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”

“Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching someone in the face.”

“I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.”

“I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.”

“Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.”

“Some say the glass is half empty; some say the glass is half full. I say, “are you gonna drink that?”

“All people have the right to stupidity. Some abuse the privilege.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“They say no one is perfect. Well, I’m no one.”

“Do not drink and drive--you might spill the drink.”

“When life gives you lemons say “screw you” and go find an orange.”

“Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

“A word to the wise isn’t necessary--it’s the stupid people that need the advice.”

“Alright everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, that way, when you yell, the name will carry.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven’t tried before.”

“Cross country skiing is great if you have a small country.”

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”

“Get your facts straight, then distort them as you please.”

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?”

“How many people have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”

“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”

“I wear a necklace ‘cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.”

“I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started with twenty-eight years ago.”

"I don’t forgive people because I'm weak. I forgive people because I’m strong enough to realize that everyone makes mistakes."

"If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question."

"You think I’m screwed up? You should meet the rest of my family!"

"Money can’t buy you happiness, but somehow crying in a Porche is a lot more comforting than crying on a bicycle."

"Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you next time he is in trouble."

“Alchohol doesn’t solve any problems, but neither does milk."

"Three out of two people have trouble with fractions."

"Best friends. We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. The first time, when it’s told. The second, when someone explains it. The third, five minutes later when we actually get it."

"We’re not sarcastic - We’re hilarious. We’re not annoying - We’re just cooler than you. We’re not mean - We just don’t like you. And we’re not obsessed - We’re just best friends."

"I’ll always be beside you, until the very end, wiping all your tears away, and being your best friend. I’ll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear, I promise I’ll cry too."

"Friends help you with your crack addiction. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you."

"I would just like to let everyone know that I am a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I wanna kiss all the boys." (I don't agree with two of those statements, but I am a girl)

"Got acne? Just ask your girlfriend what to do. Oh, that’s right! You don’t have a girlfriend!"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police."

"The world is going to hell, and I am driving the bus."

"Three a.m. phone call. 'Hey are you sleeping…?' '“No. I’m skydiving.' "

"I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug."

"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."

"If Google didn’t exsist, we’d all be screwed."

"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be NEW friends!"

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns left."

"Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home."

"Having children is hereditary. If your parents never had children, odds are you won’t either."

"Remember. There’s no I in ‘Team.’ (But there is an M and an E)"

"A classic is a book that is much praised, but rarely read."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments."

"How is it that it takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

"It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too."

"I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die."

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with you’re face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' "

"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!"

"What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit…' "

"Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator."

"Déjà vu - When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."

"There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch fire to learn that it’s hot."

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"Only in America… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."

"They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."

"People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened."

"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon."

"How do you get a sweet, little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet, little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!"

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals."

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

"On tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"Why is it in the U.S.: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing a Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: 'There’s a naked person outside!' ”

"English people have different ways of saying things. We say 'elevator' they say 'lift.' We say 'president' they say 'stupid psychopathic git.' "

"This is AMAZING! Why is it free?!"

"When people bring you down, just think of a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."

"If you're goin' through Hell, keep on going, don't slow down, if you're scared don't show it, you might get out before the Devil even know you're there."

"When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?"

"I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster."

"Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town."

"Lettuce... Any questions?"

"Gravity man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"

"Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day."

"A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!"

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm."

"Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it."

"Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!"

"WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember."

"I trip UP the stairs."

"Don't follow me. I run into walls."

"I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

"I'm naturally blonde. So please speak slowly."

"Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels."

"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments."

"I am the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday."

"It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up."

"The darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive."

"If you want to figure out what's right for you, sometimes it's enough to figure out what's wrong."

"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!"

"Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself."

"Forget the risk. Take the fall. If it's meant to be, It's worth it all."

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow."

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

"Live for the nights you won't remember. With the friends you'll never forget."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling 'Daaamn... What a ride!'"

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

"Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them."

"If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?"

"Every story has an end, but in life, every end is just a new beginning."

"Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean."

"Be strong now. Because things will get better. It may be stormy now. But it can't rain forever..."

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

"I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish."

"To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid."

"LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy!"

"DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!"

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart."

"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!"

"When nothing goes right... go left."

"The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?"

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours."

"DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!"

"NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge."

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you."

"It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!"

"People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On..."

"Oh gravity, art thou heartless."

"The best block is not being there to get hit in the first place."

Kids Are Quick:

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

Warrior Cats Fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naïve.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path thats wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

10-year-old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw,Newlife, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Otterhope, Petalstar, PhoenixWillowsRox88