This chapter features for our favorite characters from Phineas & Ferb, Perry the Platypus and Dr. Doofenshmirtz! Please review and enjoy, but don't feed the trolls! Thank you.
Amphibia: Calamity War
Doof 'N' Puss
It was a sunny day at Disney Toon Studios at Toontown where all stars are in the movie. Then it shows a stage from the inside that it shows a backyard studio set where a platypus, Perry who was sleeping peacefully. Then suddenly, the alarm goes off.
Perry woke up from his nap and looked at his watch. He stand up and put on his fedora hat and went to the TV where camera was recording. Perry turned on the TV showing Major Monogram on screen.
"Morning, Agent P. We receive some rumors on social media that was posted recently. Three days ago when one of the missing girl, Anne Boonchuy has been found right in front of Mickey's house where Mickey Mouse lives as he bring her home to her family. However, two more girls are still missing and still no sign of them." said Monogram as he shows a photo of Anne, Sasha, and Marcy.
"How lucky can she be found by Mickey?" said Carl from offscreen.
"This isn't about luck, Carl." replied Monogram.
"I'm just saying."
"As I was saying. According to our scientists, they were working on Doofensmhirtz's Other-Dimension-ator to search through the entire multiverse and still no sign of two more girls. And that's not all, for over two days there has been incidents all over Los Angeles right between the market and the mall." said Monogram.
The TV switched to some footage from the security camera where it shows hole from back of the food market and another where it shows some incidents at the mall. Perry wrote down his note by using paper.
"My guess is that we have picked up an unidentified anomaly that has been spotted all over Los Angeles. There hasn't been any anomaly for over seven years ever since the "Oddpocalypse" and the "Battle of New York", until today that is. I need you to get out there and investigate the mall. Good luck, Agent P."
Perry salute to his boss as he headed out from the studio. He jumped on his scooter and drove away as he exited from the studio. Perry drove all the way through downtown until he stopped when the red lights turned on and parked next to a red car where a man that turns to be Anne's dad along with her mother.
Anne's dad took a glance at a Perry and glance back on the road, but his eyes went wide and quickly looked at Perry, but already put on with a fake mustache and a glasses. When the lights turns green, Perry drove away leaving Anne's dad confused.
"Okay that is so weird."
While he was driving his scooter, his watch was beeping and looked at his watch when Monogram was showing.
"Almost forgot, on your way there, I need you to pick up Doofenshmirtz from the caffeine shop. He's the only person who can talk to anyone. He may have changed of heart and give up evil, but he knows more about science than anything. Take care."
Perry forgot to realize that he has to pick up his partner. He took to a shortcut just to reach his destination. Then Perry parked at the caffeine shop, "Arendelle Iced Coffee" where people drinks coffee and Frappuccino. Perry got out from his scooter and went inside to get his former enemy.
From the inside, Heinz Doofenshmirtz is in line waiting in line to order a coffee when a female duck clerk was asking.
"I would like to have Frozen Frappuccino, please." said Doofenshmirtz kindly.
"Here you go, that'll be twelve dollars." said The clerk handing him a Frappuccino.
He pulled out his credit card as he paid his money when he bought it. Then he put his credit card back to his wallet.
"Thank you." said Doofenshmirtz thanking her.
"Have a good day, sir." said The clerk cheerfully.
Doofenshmirtz turned around and halt when Perry stood in front of him.
"Oh, hey Perry the Platypus. I just went to get Frappuccino. It was very popular when Frozen came out. Would like one?" said Doofenshmirtz.
Perry raised his hands while gently shook his head.
"That's okay. It gives you brain freeze when you drink too much." said Doofenshmirtz when drinking his Frappuccino. "So, what's up?"
Perry thumb his finger to get on the scooter.
"You want me to go with you? Why? Was Monogram asking you to pick me up or something?"
Perry nodded.
"Oh! So we can work together now. Great! But, first I really need to finish my drink." He drank really fast until he felt his brain is freezing. "AH! BRAIN FREEZE!"
Few seconds later, Perry and Doofenshmirtz got on his scooter as they drove through the tunnel that leads them to Los Angeles, but Doofenshmirtz was driving a scooter while Perry was behind him holding onto him.
"So let me rephrase that. Francis want me to go with you to Los Angeles so that we can investigate at the mall where there's a huge mess that happened last night?"
Perry gives him a thumbs up.
"Alright then, let's heading this way, but I only have one question. Can you direct me to the market? Oh wait, never mind. I have a map that's on my phone." said Doofenshmirtz holding out his phone where map is showing.
They exited from the tunnel and drove through Los Angeles. It won't be long until they finally arrived at the back of the mall by the parking lot. Both Perry and Doofenshmirtz got off from the scooter and walked inside until they stood stare at a bunch of "Do Not Cross" tape all over the mess. There are some police talking to each persons.
"Wow. That's sounds like a crime scene if you ask me." said Doofenshmirtz. "We should go ask them."
They walked over to the police officer that's already written down on his note.
"Excuse me, officer? What seems to be a problem?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
"We had a report that some ruffians made a huge mess where arts was standing." The police officer confirmed.
"How bad is it?"
"Huge."
Suddenly, he heard a bing. Doofenshmirtz looked at his phone and see that there was an email. He looked up and read something that is important.
"Huh? Guess we should be going then." said Doofenshmirtz pushing Perry gently away from the officer.
They exited through the door as they walk straight to the parking lot. Perry gives him a confused look.
"What? I just received my email because there's a night going on at the House of Mouse. You know, the nightclub, watching cartoons, dining? You know what I'm mean?"
Perry recall about the event at the House of Mouse. He nodded.
"Okay, now before we head back. Should we stop by and get something to eat? I haven't eaten anything for breakfast."
Perry raise his left eyebrow.
"What? I'm getting hungry."
They got on the scooter and drove away as it passed by the dumpsters. But they didn't notice when an unidentified anomaly has revealed itself from invisible which turns out to be a tallest robot frog that's already repair itself from the damaged. It began scan the area.
"Scanning any lifeforms. Still no sign of target."
The Cloak-Bot cloaked itself again so that no one gets caught by anyone. Then it hops towards the mall and jumped up high on the roof.
Back to Perry and Doofenshmirtz, they've already picked up a subway sandwich as they drove back to Toontown.
"Thanks for holding my lunch for me, Perry the Platypus. You know that I can't eat while I'm driving otherwise I get crashed and have to pay for car insurance. Those commercial are really annoying. You know what I'm sayin?" said Doofenshmirtz.
Perry just shrugged off. Suddenly, his watch goes off and looked at it where Monogram was showing.
"Agent P, we receive the report that you sent me. Whatever happened to the mall could be an accident. Some might say those ruffians as they called might caused some damaged, but no offense for anything."
"None taken." said Doofenshmirtz.
"I wasn't talking to you, Heinz. And why are you driving a scooter?" Monogram asked.
"I ask Perry the Platypus to hold my lunch while were on our way back to the studios." replied Doofenshmirtz.
"Again? Oh for crying. Just get over there or you'll be late for your rehearsal. Monogram out."
His watch turned off.
"Yeesh. What's his problem?"
Perry gave him a stern look.
"What?"
Later on, they made it back to Toontown as they drove all the way back to Disney Toon Studio and parked outside from one of the building. They both got off from the scooter and walked inside.
"Hey, sorry I'm late..."He paused for moment when he didn't noticed that no one is there. "Hey? Where is everybody?"
"The kids went to the nightclub. You missed." said The Janitor as he mopping the floor.
"Oh, poop." He grumbled.
Perry gave him a subway sandwich.
"Thanks Perry the Platypus. I kinda need it." Doofenshmirtz thanked him as he started to eat his sandwich. They exit the building. Suddenly, he heard his ringtone from his phone that runs an evil jingle.
"Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc!"
"Oh! It's Vanessa!" He answered the call. "Hello."
Then the screen split into two where it shows his daughter, Vanessa standing outside with her friends.
"Dad? Where are you?" asked Vanessa talking through the phone.
"I'm at the studios eating my sandwich. How's your work?" replied Doofenshmirtz.
"It's fine actually. Did you receive your email?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I was standing outside at the club hanging with my friends. There's an event going on."
"What time is it?"
"It's almost six o'clock."
"SIX O'CLOCK?!" Doofenshmritz exclaimed. "I've been gone like few hours!"
"Where were you? On a mission?" Vanessa teased.
"No, it's for Perry the Platypus."
"Oh, tell him I say hi."
"Okay, take care honey."
They ended the call as the split went back to normal.
"We need to get going or I'm gonna be late!"
He quickly eating his sandwich as he chew fast and then swallows it whole. They ran back to the scooter as they drove away and exit the studio. They drove fast through the traffic to avoid any cars. But suddenly, green light was switched into red light. They stop the scooter and halt.
"Oh, come on! Red light? Really?! What else can go wrong?!"
Then all of sudden, they heard a car crash. They looked over and see the two cars crashing at each other which turns out to be a road rage between Ma Beagle and Cruella De Vil.
"Look what you've done to my car, you imbecile!" snapped Cruella.
"Look lady! It was that toad who's gotten our way!" Ma Beagle snapped back.
Then it shows Mr. Toad driving his car like a maniac and he can't stop driving.
"Well, that's just great." Doofenshmritz mumbled.
Perry moved up front as he push Doofenshmritz back a bit as he started to drive.
"Hey, what are you-"
Perry drove off from the road to the sidewalk when they're taking a shortcut. Most of the townsfolks are clearing a path for both Perry and Doofenshmritz until they reach to the other side of the sidewalk to get to the road.
"Are you crazy? You could've just ask you know."
Perry rolled his eyes. Then suddenly, their eyes grew wide when they see a sign says "road closed" for construction.
"Watch out!" exclaimed Doofenshmritz.
Perry swirled his scooter and went over to the ramp as they jumped on the construction crane driving up high until they jumped off from the crane and landed on the huge metal bar that was meant for the new building. They jumped off and landed at the construction building driving through. They sighed in relief.
"That was close."
He spoked too soon when they see a ramp by the edge of the building. His eyes grew wide horrified.
"Oh no!"
They slide up high from the ramp as he scream really loud when falling off from the construction building until they landed on top of the truck and jumped off as they hit the road safely. Doofenshmritz open his eyes and look down at the road.
"Hey! We're alive! You did it, Perry the Platypus!"
Perry rolled his eyes, but smiled a bit. Finally, they have arrived at the back of House of Mouse as they parked by the car.
"We made it! Just in time for the performance." said Doofenshmritz.
Perry got off the scooter and ran fast as he can to reach to the backdoor. Doofenshmirtz notice something that the mirror was crooked.
"Hold on. Let fix something." He gently fixed the mirror to make it perfect. "There."
He got off from the scooter and went to catch up. Meanwhile in backstage, Phineas, Ferb, and Candace are getting ready for their performance along with their friends while Perry quietly approached without getting caught as he took his fedora hat off and pretend to rest.
"Is everyone ready?" Phineas asked.
"Ready when you are, Phineas." replied Isabella.
"But we're missing one person." said Baljeet.
"I guess your right. Where's Perry?" Phineas curious, but they saw Perry, pretend to sleep on his bed. "Oh wait, there he is.
"Alright children, your performance is ready." said Minnie when she approached.
"Great! Thanks." Phineas thanked Minnie when they on stage.
After the kids went onstage, Doofenshmirtz open the door as he panted.
"Hey, sorry I'm late. I had a little traffic going on." Doofenshmritz apologized.
"It's alright, and you're just in time for your performance." said Minnie.
"Why, thank you. Man, it took me an hour to get here, but there's a madwoman who likes to wear coats going nutsy coo-coo road raging. Can you believe this woman?"
He left to join in with the kids. Perry woke up when he noticed that his former enemy has arrived just in time and sees him onstage with his owners and his friends as they start the music when the crowd cheers.
4 Days Later
Perry and Doofenshmirtz are hanging out at the caffeine shop when drinking their Frappuccino. It took four days to solve the case, but still no sign of the unidentified anomaly. But for now, they are taking a big break.
"You know Perry the Platypus, it took four days to solve the case and still no sign of it. It only took 12 minutes for our side story. I mean, I thought it's gonna be extended episodes. But we still make a great team, huh?"
Perry gives him a thumbs up.
"Me too, Perry the Platypus. Me too."
Sorry for short chapter, but I couldn't figured out long ago until I did. This chapter took place during Anne's pet sitting Pluto until dining at the House of Mouse. Thanks for understanding and stay tune for the next chapter!
Amphibia, Ducktales, Mickey Mouse, Phineas & Ferb, and One Hundred One Dalmatians (c) Disney
