jossaphine allibrandi
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Joined 04-26-14, id: 5690034, Profile Updated: 01-14-16
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

Hi I'm Zoe or Josaphine Allibrandi.

(Zoe is my real name but my favourite character in any book I have ever read by quite a margin is Jossaphine Allibrandi)

I hate writing about myself, so I wont.

If you want to read one of my fics my favorite is one thats currently underway and in the process of being written, Crivens ye wee daftie', however my most popular is definitely A helping hand.

If anyone has any ideas they want me to write frankly I'd be honored, or if you like I'd be more then happy to include you as an O.C. in my next story.
Also I want to hear from people.
So P.M. me.
So I know your real.
So I know your out there.

Jo

PS.

If your looking for some really good Harry Potter stories have a look at my freind Claudia's, she's kinda amazing.
(I may have been coerced into writing that but yeah, she's one of my literary idols)


HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

(curtesy of AmazingAdam28)

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you HATE racism


Random Poem by Yours Truly:

sometimes you make me laugh so hard

you know me so well you know what to say

a nudge, a point, a giggle and laughter

when we’re happy it makes my day.

sometimes you make me want to cry

but you never seem to notice.

you push me till I literally run

you don’t care or your act is flawless.

sometimes you make me feel so special

you whisper every thing in my ear

we can do it, us against the world

you tell me just what I need to hear.

sometimes your cold and cut of

you pick on any little thing

you patiently tell me every thing I do wrong

you make me feel like hiding

so sure you’ve got your demons

and I know you cant just put them on a shelf

but sometimes it would be nice

if you’d just keep them to yourself

its not that I don’t care

I care a lot believe me

but I’ve got demons to

I just don’t always let you see

but even though your demons become mine,

I guess that’s what friends are for

and that is what we are,

the closest friends for sure

and in an awkward way i love you

though our demons wont let me say it

but I hope you know somehow

I wouldn’t change you a bit.


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Cadets on the Road by Escape Art1st reviews
Jonah Griggs hasn't heard from Her in 3 years. 3 years. Then finally She appears back into his life. What the hell does he have to do to keep her with him? Please Read, Jonah's idea of what happens in "On the Jellicoe Road"
On the Jellicoe Road - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 3/17/2013
Ginny's Wild Night by doop7437 reviews
Ginny and the Weasley enjoy a fun night out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Ginny W., Percy W.] - Complete
Night Clothes by SilverCat64 reviews
Minerva's night clothes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5424 - Favs: 6,755 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Moments by RandomSassy reviews
"Sometimes I think that Thomas likes we all, but it s Tara who mekes his heart beats faster" So..How did we end up here? (Tom & Tara s missing moments in Saving Francesca)
Saving Francesca - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2012
Annie by the Water by DreamingByDay reviews
An arrogant, broken man too afraid to trust in anything, love least of all. A poor, neglected girl, written off by her District as crazy. The story of how Annie Cresta became Finnick's strength & how Finnick Odair became Annie's sanity...despite the odds.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,806 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C.
Super Deluxe by outtabreath reviews
A sequel to An Uncanny Likeness. Tony, Rhodey and Coulson play with The Avengers Super Deluxe Play Set; Pepper has many opinions. The rating is for safety because there are some entendres and ogling.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2012 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
One Night by gnrkrystle reviews
One night can change everything if put to good use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dementor Humour? by Drauchenfyre reviews
A cold and lonely night in Azkaban...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Dementors, J. Dawlish - Complete
Winners and Losers by LauraLozz reviews
Hermione and draco make the perfect couple. for a short time anyway! Follow these two unique Characters in their exploration of relationships
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
24 7 365 by outtabreath reviews
Tony and Pepper on a Date Night. Written for the "Could've Been in Venice" challenge on LiveJournal. They didn't quite make it all the way to Venice.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
An Uncanny Likeness by outtabreath reviews
Tony introduces Pepper to her action figure.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/24/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The Whys and Wherefores of Harassment by outtabreath reviews
Tony. Pepper. Banter. Iron Man 2 spoilers.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/20/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Evans! by Lkay09 reviews
Lily/James oneshot...funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Night Out by Arawna reviews
Harry and 'the Gang' go on a night out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Late Nights by TheOriginalPickle reviews
Remus wakes Sirius up in the middle of the night with a question. NOT SLASH ALL DIALUOGE. T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Karaoke Night by bellodraco reviews
Bad notes, muggle songs, and how does Draco know THAT? It can only mean Karaoke Night at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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You Know You Were Dreaming About Me reviews
Hermione and Draco don't have any choice but to sit next to each other in Ancient Runes but they survive it by following their three unspoken rules: 1) No eye contact 2) no touching each others stuff 3) under no circumstances speaking to each other. But then all the rules are broken and things change, they both stop dreading Ancient Runes and begin to look forward to it instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Not a snake, a lion
Albus romance story either Albus Severus or a young Albus Dumbledoor whatever you prefer ;) Your the girl he falls in love with, he's talking about you. Trust me on this one ok?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Albus D., Albus S. P.
It's not like it can get any worse surely? reviews
Drabble about the Trio and Ginny with some Harry/Ginny ;) Ron's worst nightmares, Harry and Ginny kissing, Hermione angry, a rhino and spiders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Complete
Oh your such a git reviews
Ron and Hermione's bumpy love story and how they finally ended up together with the amused help of Ginny and Harry. Romance insults and laughter :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Teacups & Bad Poetry reviews
Light banter between Hermione and Ginny about a certain messy haired green eyed boy ;) Hermione's disastrous attempt at relationship advice and Ginny's disastrous attempt at poetry. Written for the '50 characters 50 prompts' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Hes just so sirius reviews
I'm just not really the kind of girl that boys are interested in, i dont really mind i guesse. but then i sprained my ankle and made freinds with a strange, kind and very sirius black dog and thing started to change. slowly and subtly at first but then abandoning all pretence and altering.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., OC
Maybe he's not a git reviews
Draco Malfoy is always such a git in school, but every year in diagonally Ginny gets a surprise until finally in his last year, she decides to surprise him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Six years of trying to make her laugh reviews
How I imagined Lilly finally falling in love with james... james is delighted and sirius kinda grossed out ;) One shot, Only dialogue. Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Alice L.
The Name's Claudia reviews
Claudia and her best friend, Zoe, have started their first year at Hogwarts. But not all is perfect; when a certain red haired Weasley, who goes by the name of George walks into her life, things start to take a different path than what she had expected. I'm going to do all years! Please read and review! :) O.C is Claudia. Pairings Claudia and George.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [George W., OC] Fred W. - Complete
No? reviews
Boy meets girl, Girl meets boy, but theres also a shark. One shot Annie and Finnick.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete