Btw this was written when the tangerine palpatine was in office, so keep that in mind
The next video became a new meme along the lines of, 'It's so fluffy I wanna dieeeee!" It is a video of Spiderman and Hulk playing catch. That's it.
Well, that's not all of it. The backstory is that the Avengers were called in to defeat some big bads they were told were in Florida, but it turns out it was just the stupid president calling the Avengers on some helpless refugees. Hulk had already transformed, being told it was a National Emergency, so when they got there, and after they helped the refugees awe the ICE agents enough to get them fast-track paperwork to become citizens, Hulk still hadn't calmed down enough to become Bruce yet. (It may have had something to do with all of the weapons the ICE agents were holding, whose to say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .)
All of this culminates in Spiderman and Hulk playing catch with the World's Largest Rubber Band Ball (weighing in at a little over 9,000 lbs). A lot of news crews had shown up to watch the first debacle and just followed the two superheroes when they heard the little red and blue man tell the giant green one that he knew "how to solve this right up!"
They drew a little gathering as they made their wait to the local park and threw the ball between each other, and as little kids are wont to do, one brave little boy dragged his friend onto the field and started tossing a frisbee to one another. In the end, it somehow turned into a field day/bbq cookout for the town by the end of it, with everyone playing catch and having fun. Someone had face paints and there were a large amount of little green faces running around by the end of the day, typically accompanied by another little face in red and blue. (It probably helped the artists to be as accurate as possible with all of the Avenger sitting next to them so they could look at the face before adding the next line to the face paint.)
There was some good food had by all, and once Bruce had shrunk down he had amassed a large following of children (all under 12) who asked him about either what Hulk likes to do all day or astrophysics, and did not stray from those two topics. By the time nighttime had rolled around, Tony Stark and Thor had managed to borrow some bed sheets from a few houses nearby, tied them together and then hung the sheets in a few trees. A little grouping of kids and teenagers surrounded Tony, handing him tools when he asked for them as he explained what he was doing. In the end, he had altered the suit, had a little talk with JARVIS, took a moment to buy the licensing rights for DreamWorks Animation, and then had the unibeam on his suit project the movie Shrek onto the sheets hung in the trees for everyone to watch.
The end of the video was Spiderman standing against a wall with his phone on a tripod as he addressed the screen. "Hulk is one of my best friends, and while I know many of you are afraid because all you see of him in the media is breaking and destroying things, I hope this video has shown you another side of him. He really is a big teddybear when he doesn't feel threatened, and I want to personally thank Bobby and Drake, the first two young men to play on the field with Hulk and I in Florida a few days ago. I hope this video gives you some food for thought, fuckin mint." And with a decisive nod, the video ends.
