Pairing: FOC Bruticus/Metroplex

Rating: Mature

Details/Themes: Exhibitionism, size kink, seduction

"I don't care what you do. Distract the titan so we can get to Prime!" Starscream's voice cracked over the comm.

Onslaught, Vortex, and Brawl all ignored him as they stared up in awe. Swindle and Blast Off were made aware of the communication but they were laughing over it before turning their attention up as well. All five were mesmerized by what they saw before them. Their neck joints almost gave out scoping the huge mech above.

Metroplex stood over the city-in fact, he was a city-and the Combaticons could only gawk at him like they were seeing Primus himself. Thankfully, the giant seemingly had no intentions in hurting anybody unless Optimus commanded him to. Since Optimus was busy with other things after Megatron was crushed to death, Metroplex hardly was a threat to individual Decepticons.

"Damn. He's actually quite hot."

"Starscream, I will strangle you," Brawl scoffed. "We're a thousand times smaller than he is. We can't go seducing mechs that can step on us."

"No, we can't..." Swindle smirked, "But Bruticus can."

There was dead silence among them until they all perked up with a range of "whatever" to "I guess we'll die" to Swindle's amusement. The combined and shifted into the towering goliath known as Bruticus...which wasn't very impressive anymore when compared to Metroplex. Still, the hulking combiner stood proud and if there were any Autobots nearby, they would have fled if they were wise.

Bruticus, now adorned with the collective emotions and minds of the five Combaticons, slowly peered up to Metroplex. "Damn, we wouldn't mind taking him out for a ride. Heh heh, Swindle was right."

With five minds, one would assume Bruticus would be vastly intelligent. This was not the case. They climbed up to the highest building to match Metroplex's sight and gave a loud whistle to attract the titan. When Metroplex looked their way, they almost swooned.

"Hey, big bot, why don't you come over here and show us if everything is city sized!"

Metroplex stared them down, "Decepticons are not welcome in this sector. Please leave or face destruction."

Bruticus smiled, "Oh, we will...you can destroy us any day. You are a very handsome mech. Do you give rides for free or...?"

"I do not...what is your purpose here?" Metroplex's booming voice rang out, trying to be intimidating.

Swindle's personality remained dominant as they looked Metroplex up and down. "We just want to know if everything on you is...shall we say...gigantic. Being a massive mech ourselves, it gets pretty lonely around here but if you give us something to do, we shall gladly take care of it. If you want to have some fun, just call us, won't you?"

Metroplex was caught off guard by that and narrowed his optics. "I have my duty to attend to. I do not need distractions."

Bruticus then sat on a building ledge making sure only Metroplex could see them as they spread their legs. Their interface panel retracted and revealed a bio lit valve. They could only grin wider as Metroplex stared hard at the sight. "This could be yours if you ever decide to play. We won't let anyone touch it except you."

The city-dweller nearly leaned in, muttering, "Beautiful."

But before he could examine it more, Bruticus shut his valve panel and got up. "But we guess you're right, we're a bit out of our league. A shame, we really do like you."

"Wait," Metroplex said calmly. Bruticus didn't move an inch. "Why are you so fascinated with me?"

As Metroplex leveled his faceplates close to Bruticus, the latter began to stroke beneath the titan's chin. "Are you kidding? You're a city, and a cute one at that. We like big mechs, especially powerful, intelligent, and cunning...the destroyer of Megatron is certainly a feat of extraordinary achievement."

The behemoth seemed to almost melt in their touch and Bruticus couldn't help but continue to play along even as a few support dropships landed beyond where Metroplex was supposed to be guarding. They continued to woo and promise delights to the titan while the Decepticon army attempted to recover the city, and Metroplex let them.

It wasn't a question of how long their guise would hold. It was more of what would happen when Metroplex realized their intent. But for the moment, Bruticus was all too happy to play Metroplex's spark strings, even exposing themself to make sure the city-dweller didn't take his optics off them. It was safe to say they enjoyed what they did sometimes.

AN: It's hammy but funny and given Swindle would be the type of mech to do whatever it takes to get the job done, I think this wouldn't be out of character much for his personality. Bruticus was kind of hard to write for given the circumstances but I made it work!