Ratchet is looking for the wrench that was lost, while fixing a hovership. He squats down to look into the toolbox.
Talwyn walks by from outside, she sees Ratchet squatting down. She noticed Ratchet's firm butt, starting to check him out. She walk towards him and grabs his behind, causing Ratchet to be startled by her touch.
"Stooop." said Ratchet, trying to get Talwyn's hands off of his butt with his hands and then turned around to see who touched him in the butt. "Wow, have you been working out?" said Talwyn. "Oh come on, I work out everytime." said Ratchet, rubbing his own butt after being grabbed by Talwyn. "Scared you, huh?" said Talwyn.
"Kind of, yes. By grabbing my ass." said Ratchet.
"I can see you got a nice derriere." Said Talwyn.
"Excuse me?" said Ratchet, smirking and confused.
"I'm saying that you got a nice junk in the trunk and I have to admit that you're cute." said Talwyn, whispering into Ratchet's ear.
A love-shocked Ratchet gives in a short moan, blushed by Talwyn's words that hypnotized him in his head.
"Really?" said Ratchet, in lovestruck.
"Yeah... Do you like being smacked in the butt before?" said Talwyn.
Ratchet looked away and chuckled.
"Yeah, sort of. But, creepy strangers touching my butt, no. I was fixing hoverbike in Kerwan, there was a guy snuck up to me and say "Need any help, sexy lady.". He smacked my butt, Clank warned him "That's not a lady". I was shocked and turned around to see that man with an angry glare on my face, the man was like "Oh shit, it's a guy! I thought you're a girl.". Then, I pushed him away from me and then punched him in the face, much to some of the other people's shocking and laughing reactions when they saw the scene. I said "Smack my butt without a permission again, I'll punch you in the nuts, pervert.". He apologized and ran off." said Ratchet.
Talwyn giggled. "He thought you were a woman." said Talwyn.
"Yeah." said Ratchet.
"I say, he really is a pervert. When I grabbed you in the butt, I'm not him. Just a girl who really likes you when she touched you for the first time." said Talwyn.
"Aww..." said Ratchet, blushed.
"And you loved the way I touched you in the butt, because it's so nice and firm." said Talwyn, flirting.
"Oh, shut up." said Ratchet, flirted back.
"I was wondering if you could touch mine." said Talwyn.
"Well, OK. You got your wish right now." said Ratchet.
Ratchet touches Talwyn's butt, he feels it so round and also nice.
"Wow, your butt is even more nice." said Ratchet, aroused.
"Why, thank you, Ratchet." said Talwyn, smiled.
"No problem." said Ratchet, blushed.
Cronk and Zephyr watches the scene between Ratchet and Talwyn, the two caught the robots staring and they awkwardly walked away when they saw them flirting.
"Looks like they saw us flirting." said Ratchet.
"Yeah, we saw them alright." said Talwyn.
"I love your butt, too." said Ratchet.
"Same to yours, Lucas Keeley." said Talwyn.
"Oh my God." said Ratchet, chuckled.
Talwyn smacks both of Ratchet's buttcheeks, making him laugh again.
"Stop!" said Ratchet, amused and blushed.
"I found your wrench, it was under the hovership." said Talwyn as she shows Ratchet the wrench, she gives it to him.
"Um, thanks." said Ratchet, still blushed.
"Be sure it's done, loverboy." said Talwyn.
Talwyn gives Ratchet a pat slap on the left buttcheek.
"Oh yeah, I will." said Ratchet before he goes outside to continue fixing the hovership.
Talwyn watches him leave, but she loves to watch him go when she looks at his butt again. "Damn." whispered Talwyn, checking him out again.
"Are you feeling alright, Ratchet?" said Clank.
"Yeah... I'm fine." said Ratchet, snapping himself out of it.
"Did Talwyn touched you in the butt?" said Clank.
"No." said Ratchet, lied.
Clank gives in a glare on his face at Ratchet.
"Yes." said Ratchet.
"That means she likes you." said Clank, teasing. "Shut up, dude." said Ratchet, with a really expression.
"We saw you two touching each others in the butts." said Cronk.
"Oh, come on. "We're just flirting." said Ratchet.
"More than flirting." said Clank, teasing.
"Oh my God." said Ratchet.
Talwyn leaves the building, winking at Ratchet and he winks at her back and air smooches.
"I still see you two love each other." said Clank, teasing Ratchet again.
Ratchet flips a bird at Clank, hiding his own face while giggling.
(Lucas Keeley is a spoof character of Christopher Meloni in Ratchet and Clank Fanfiction, mentioned.)