Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama Crossover. The teams participated in the most traditional game in the summer camps: Capture the flag. Killer Moth proved once again that Kitana can defeat him in fights, Kitana kissed Big, Crimson Glory kissed Golan, and Beardo's undies were seen on international TV. The boys won another challenge for the third time, and the girls said goodbye to another teammate for the third time. This time, Kitty was the next victim of The Shot of the Shame. Who will be the next player to go home? Find out right here on Total...Drama...Crossover!
[At morning, everyone are still sleeping]
Chris McLean: It's time to wake up our players (Chris throws some firecrackers into the girls' cabin and a stink bomb into the boys' cabin. He joyfully hears the screams of the contestants)
Beardo: (Ookla and Beardo stick their heads out the window for air) GROSS! What was that? (Killer Moth, Storm, Big and Fiskerton run away from the cabin)
Jumpy Ghostface: (leaves the cabin) I think I'm gonna puke!
Killer Moth: (to the boys) Did any of you just fart? GOSH!
Storm: I swear I didn't do it.
Big: Me neither.
Fiskerton: NAH ME!
Pacifica: (Girls leave the cabin) Who was the jerk who threw a firecracker at our cabin?
Chris McLean: Sorry! It was me. But it's time to get out of your beds!
Penny: But...It's seven in the morning!
Pacifica: Do I look like a farmer to you?
Chris McLean: Everyone head to the main lodge. We have a special breakfast for you. So you better not miss it. (walks away)
Big: We have a special breakfast?! I am so excited! (Killer Moth slaps him) OW!
Killer Moth: You are not fully awake! Don't you get it? When he talks about a "special breakfast", he is referring to the same disgusting food that is served to us every day.
Big: Oh. (beat) I wonder if they will serve us fish for breakfast. (Killer Moth facepalms)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] Please, please, good Lord. Give me the patience to put up with that stupid fat cat!
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] A special breakfast, huh? What do they think I am? An idiot? It's very obvious that they will serve us the same garbage for breakfast
[At main lodge, the contestants are surprised to see a delicious banquet]
Pacifica: (surprised) I can't believe it!
Chris McLean: Who's hungry?!
Golan: Mashed potatoes?! Turkey?! Cake?! Veal?! Finally real food!
Crimson Glory: Seeing this makes my mouth water!
Chris McLean: Bon appétit! (the contestants rush to the table to eat the feast)
Golan: (eating a ham leg) This is delicious!
Storm: (eating ice cream) I love ice cream!
Penny: Great! Pizza! (Penny takes a slice of pizza, but Pacifica slaps her hand and takes her pizza away) Hey! (Pacifica laughs at her)
Beardo: Don't worry, Penny. I have a big slice of pizza for you.
Penny: Thanks! (Jumpy Ghostface eats some carrot muffins and Ookla eats a whole cake)
Mary: This blueberries will boost my brain cells. Not to mention that the blueberries contain Anthocyanin. Which is also very effective for...(Crimson Glory stuffs a sandwich in Mary's mouth)
Crimson Glory: Stop talking and eat! (eats some waffles. Crimson sees that Kitana is the only contestant not interested in the banquet) Kitana? Why are you not eating?
Kitana: I won't eat that.
Crimson Glory: Why?
Kitana: I find it very suspicious that they served us this appetizing and edible food instead the same disgusting food they used to serve us from day one.
Crimson Glory: Oh come on! Maybe it's a reward for us for lasting more than one week in the game. Sit down and enjoy your reward (Crimson offers Kitana a hamburger)
Kitana: Hamburger? Turkey? Pizza? We're supposed to be having breakfast, not dinner. (Kitana takes a bowl of cereal and eats it)
Big: (eating ice cream) Mmmm...I love ice cream! (while the contestants enjoy the feast, Chris and Chef chuckle)
Big: [CONFESSIONAL] That was the best breakfast I have ever had! (he yawns) But I think I'm starting to feel tired now. (he yawns loudly) I think I gonna...sleep. (he falls asleep in the confessional. Chris and Chef show up and drag Big out of the confessional)
[Later, Big wakes up in a cave]
Big: Uh...Where am I? Why is everything dark? I think my eyes are broken!
Killer Moth: (wakes up) Can you shut up! I'm trying to sleep here. Wait a minute, I woke up this morning. When did I fall asleep again?
Beardo: (wakes up) Uh...what happened? Where we are? (Storm, Fiskerton and Jumpy Ghostface wake up)
Storm: I...I don't know. Ugh! But my head hurts a lot.
Jumpy Ghostface: What place is this?
Pacifica: (wakes up) Huh? What happened?
Crimson Glory: (wakes up) I don't remember what happened. (Kitana, Mary and Penny wake up) The only thing I remember is that I began to lose consciousness after that delicious feast.
Kitana: I told you. I knew there was something fishy about that special breakfast.
Big: (to Kitana) Yeah. There was fish at that breakfast. It was so yummy.
Penny: Kitana was right. There was something bad in the food.
Pacifica: (annoyed) Great! Where are we now?
Chris McLean: [over T.V monitor] Contestants, welcome to the today's challenge.
Penny: (to Penny) Where we are?
Chris McLean: [over T.V monitor] All of you are in the bottom of a cave. Your challenge is getting out of there.
Crimson Glory: (annoyed) Great. Just great. (she walks away from the contestants) See you later, fools. I will find the way out by myself.
Chris McLean: [over T.V monitor] Not so fast, Miss Glory. Not only you must look for the exit. You must also rescue certain victims.
Penny: What?
Chris McLean: [over T.V monitor] That's right. Girls, your mission is find and rescue this girl. (Chris shows a photo of Ashley Spinelli)
Penny: Who is that girl?
Chris McLean: [over T.V monitor] Her name is Ashley Spinelli. If you find her, you better call her as "Spinelli". She doesn't like being called by her first name.
Penny: (confused) Okay?
Chris McLean: [over T.V monitor] Boys, your mission is find and rescue this boy. (Chris shows a photo of Coop Burtonburger)
Storm: Who is that stupid kid?
Chris McLean: [over T.V monitor] He is Coop Burtonburger.
Killer Moth: Burtonburger? Spinelli? What ridiculous surnames!
Chris McLean: [over T.V monitor] The team that finds its kid and makes it out of the cave first wins the challenge. Good luck!
Killer Moth: Okay, Morons, Let's find that stupid kid. Then let's find our way out, and get this over with.
Storm: Okay (Storm trips over Golan, who is still sleeping) WOAH! Golan?
Killer Moth: Can someone please wake up Golan?
Storm: (trying to wake up Golan) Golan, wake up! (Golan grabs Storm's neck) UGH!
Golan: (wakes up) WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP, YOUR STUPID PENGUIN?! (Mary and Penny gasp and Pacifica and Crimson Glory laugh)
Beardo: Calm down, Golan! We must get out of here!
Golan: (Golan calms down and drops Storm) Okay.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] Gosh! I'm so glad this violent guy is not on our team.
Crimson Glory: (the cave starts to shake) What is happening now?
Kitana: This place is going to collapse. We must get out of here before the rocks crush us! (the contestants run to find a way out. They find three tunnels)
Penny: Great! Which tunnel should we go to?
Crimson Glory: (heads to the left tunnel) WHICHEVER! (Penny goes to the middle tunnel and Pacifica runs after Penny. The rest of the girls go to the left tunnel while the boys go to the right tunnel. The cave collapses and the tunnels are sealed off by rocks)
Big: Oh, no. Everything is dark!
Beardo: Don't worry, I have a flashlight!
Storm: Where did you get that flashlight?
Beardo: I had it hidden in my hair!
Killer Moth: Any other things you have hidden there?
Beardo: (turns on his flashlight) Maybe we should go this way!
Golan: Why should we go that way?
Beardo: It's the only one we have. Unless you want to go back the way you came in. (Golan looks at the tunnel sealed by rocks)
Golan: Okay, Reggie Watts. We will follow you. But I won't dare to follow your orders.
Beardo: Good!
[Meanwhile the girls...]
Crimson Glory: We must find a way to get out of here.
Mary: But we must find that girl first.
Crimson Glory: Oh yeah. So we must move now!
Kitana: Wait! Where is Penny and Pacifica?
Crimson Glory: They aren't with us?! (annoyed) Great! I think they had another fight.
Mary: Looks like they have a strong conflict.
Crimson Glory: Seriously. We can't have both girls on the same team.
Mary: What do you mean?
Crimson Glory: For the next elimination ceremony, we must vote one of them off.
Kitana: Hmm. I agree with you. We can't have both girls on the game if they keep fighting each other instead of focusing on the challenge.
Mary: But what girl will we vote off?
Crimson Glory: I know who we will vote off for for the next ceremony.
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] Of course. In case our team loses another challenge, Penny will be the next to go home. She is the last girl standing who was part of the alliance that wanted to get rid of me. With Penny out of the competition, I'll be threat-free.
Crimson Glory: Okay. Kitana, Mary, Let's find that stupid girl and then let's look for the exit.
[Meanwhile Penny and Pacifica...]
Pacifica: (to Penny) I can't believe I'm trapped in this cave with you. I'd rather spend a week on a disgusting farm with Mabel than spend a single second with you.
Penny: (grunts) Well, I would rather spend a whole month with the Gross sisters than spend a day with you. (Pacifica throws a rock at Penny) OW!
Pacifica: Oops, sorry. I thought it was a bat.
Penny: THAT'S IT! (Penny lunges herself at Pacifica and starts attacking her)
Pacifica: (Penny pulls Pacifica's hair while slapping her) AH! DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR! (Penny rips out a piece of Pacifica's hair) MY HAIR! (Pacifica kicks Penny)
Penny: Ow!
Pacifica: (gets up) YOU STUPID PIGTAILS WITCH! (Pacifica punches Penny in the face, causing her to trip over a rock and hitting her head against the wall. Penny falls unconscious) Oh, crap! (Pacifica begins to show concern. But then she starts to think and Pacifica immediately shows a evil smile) See you at the elimination ceremony! (she laughs and leaves Penny's unconscious body)
[Later, the boys are walking looking for the exit]
Storm: We've already been walking for hours.
Beardo: Actually, it's already been 10 minutes.
Big: This place is so dark. I'm scared.
Jumpy Ghostface: We must find that kid and get out of here. I don't like this place.
Killer Moth: But how are we going to find that stupid kid?
Golan: I know. If we shout his name, maybe he will hear us.
Beardo: What? No no no no no no!
Golan: BURTONBURGER! (the cave starts to shake, the ground starts to break and Golan and Jumpy fall into the hole.)
Golan and Jumpy Ghostface: AAAAAAAAHH...!
Beardo: Jumpy!
Storm: Golan! (the cave keeps shaking)
Killer Moth: We must hurry!
Beardo: How about Golan and Jumpy?
Killer Moth: They'll be fine. MOVE! (The boys run desperately and stop at a cliff) Oh, no!
Storm: What we gonna do now?
Killer Moth: Well, I have wings. I can safely descend. Good luck, fools! (Killer Moth flies downward)
Fiskerton: (to Killer Moth) HEY!
Beardo: Look! There is a lake below!
Storm: What?
Beardo: We must jump!
Storm: No way! I will not jump! (some rocks fall on his head) OW!
Beardo: It looks very dangerous. But I'll take the risk! (Beardo jumps off the cliff) AAAAAAAAAHH...!
Big: BEARDO! (Big jumps off the cliff) WOOOOW...! (Fiskerton and Ookla hold hands and jump off the cliff)
Storm: This will not be good! (Storm jumps off the cliff) AAAAAAAAAHH...!
Killer Moth: (he lands safely) Ha! I made it! (Beardo, Big, Fiskerton and Ookla fall into the lake, splashing Killer Moth) UGH, you idiots!
Storm: LOOK OUT BELOOOOW! (Storm falls on Killer Moth)
Killer Moth: OW!
Beardo: Are you guys alright?
Big: Yes!
Fiskerton: Ya!
Ookla: Yes! (Ookla is electrocuted by his collar) Ow!
Beardo: Ookla, are you okay?
Ookla: Yes (Ookla is electrocuted by his collar) Si (Ookla is electrocuted by his collar again) Oui.
Killer Moth: What's wrong with him? (Ookla's translator collar malfunctions due to being wet)
Ookla: (being electrocuted by the collar) ROAAAAR! (Ookla comes out of the lake and runs away desperately) AAAAAAH!
Beardo: Ookla, wait! (Beardo runs after Ookla. Big and Fiskerton follow him)
Storm: (still on top of Killer Moth) Hey, where are you going?! Wait for us!
Killer Moth: GET OFF OF ME, STUPID ALBATROSS!
[Meantime, Coop Burtonburger is chained]
Coop: Hello? Somebody help me! Ugh! I don't know why I agreed to this! (Coop hears someone approaching) Huh? HEY, I'm here! (Kitana, Mary and Crimson Glory find Coop)
Mary: We found him!
Coop: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. Now you have to free me.
Crimson Glory: Wait a minute. We are supposed to rescue a girl, not a boy with a girlish voice. Sorry kid. We are looking for a girl, not you.
Coop: What?!
Crimson Glory: You'll have to wait for the boys to come for you. (she walks away from Coop) See ya! (laughs)
Coop: No! Wait! Don't leave me here alone! (Kitana and Mary walk away from Coop)
Kitana: Sorry kid.
Coop: Please! (Coop groans) I hate this place!
Crimson Glory: What a stupid kid. Did you see his hair? It looked aw...(Crimson falls into a pit)...FUUUUUUUU...!
Kitana: Crimson!
Mary: She has fallen!
[Cut to Golan and Jumpy Ghostface, waking up after the fall]
Golan: Huh? Where are we now?
Jumpy Ghostface: I don't know. But I think I broke my leg. (Golan gasps) Don't worry, I can go jumping. For some reason my name is Jumpy Ghostface. (Golan groans in disappointment and Jumpy laughs. Then Jumpy starts to panic) WHY AM I LAUGHING?! MY LEG IS BROKEN! WE ARE LOST! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Golan: (slaps Jumpy) Calm down, you idiot! We will be fine.
Jumpy Ghostface: You're right. We can make it!
Golan: Yeah yeah. Whatever.
Jumpy Ghostface: Sure, we can get out of this. We must win the challenge. I swore I would win this for my friend Nazz.
Golan: (holding his anger) Yeah. Nazz!
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] I really completely forgot about my plan to get rid of Jumpy Ghostface. Ha ha, thanks for the reminder, stupid rabbit!
Golan: (Crimson Glory falls on Golan) OW!
Crimson Glory: Ow! Thankfully I have not fallen on your horns!
Golan: Looks like an angel has fallen from heaven.
Crimson Glory: Great, now I'm trapped here with two morons!
Golan: So now that we're alone here in this dark cave, How about we make out?
Crimson Glory: Stay away from me, you fat demon!
Jumpy Ghostface: Uh, Golan, I think we should move on.
Golan: Fine. You go ahead! (to Crimson Glory) Wanna go with us?
Crimson Glory: No, thanks! It is better to be alone than in bad company. (Crimson thinks for a moment) You know what? I better go with you.
Golan: Great! (to Jumpy Ghostface) MOVE, YOUR STUPID LONG-EARED BUNNY!
[Back to the boys team]
Beardo: (running after Ookla) Ookla, wait!
Killer Moth: (running) What's wrong with that crazy creature?!
Ookla: (running) ROOAAAAR! (Ookla is electrocuted by his collar again) ROOAAAAAAAR! (Ookla trips over a rock and falls to the ground)
Beardo: Ookla? Are you alright? (Beardo hears someone's screaming) Did you hear that?
Storm: I also heard that. Like someone's scream. (They hear the scream again) It comes from that tunnel. I think there's someone there. (The boys head to the tunnel where the scream comes from)
Spinelli: (chained) LET ME OUTTA HERE! THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE DEAL!
Beardo: Look! I found her! Are you Spinelli?
Spinelli: Why do you wanna know, Microphone head?!
Killer Moth: Hey, we are supposed to find a boy. Not this girl who looks like a boy.
Beardo: We can't leave her alone in this dark place. We must bring her with us.
Killer Moth: What?! No way!
Beardo: Just think. If we keep her away from the girls, it will be difficult for them to win the challenge. (Killer Moth thinks for a moment)
Spinelli: Can you two stop talking and GET ME OUT OF HERE?!
Killer Moth: I like your idea kid. Okay little girl, you're coming with us!
Spinelli: Don't call me little girl, Disgusting mutant fly!
Killer Moth: Fiskerton? (Fiskerton carries Spinelli)
Spinelli: Let me go, Bigfoot!
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] Geez! That girl is way annoying than my daughter. OH! I hope she didn't hear that. (his phone rings) Hello? OH, MY PRINCESS! (laughs nervously) Did you hear what i just said? Oh, You did. (Killer Moth sighs)
[Meantime, Pacifica is walking through the cave]
Pacifica: There must be a way out somewhere in this dark cave. Okay Pacifica, If you find your team, you know what to say. (crocodile tears) That girl Penny attacked me and ran away; Leaving me alone in this dark cave. Look at my lock of hair. She did this. (Pacifica cries. then laughs maniacally) That plan will totally work and that stupid pigtails girl is gonna down. Wait! She just did! HAHAHAHAHA! (Pacifica finds a tunnel) Hmm, I think the exit is over there (Pacifica enters the tunnel. But she suddenly runs out as bats start flying out) AH, BATS! GET OUT OF MY FACE! AHH! (Pacifica runs off a cliff) Huh? (she falls off the cliff) AAAAAAAAH! (Pacifica falls into the lake) UGH, SERIOUSLY?!
Penny: (she wakes up from her faint) Uh...what happened? OW! my head! Stupid Pacifica, she did this. Grr, I swear that she's gonna pay for what she did! (Penny gets up) I will have to find my team as soon as possible before it is too late. (Penny runs through the cave) Mary? Kitana? Crimson Glory? Anyone? (Penny finds a tunnel) A tunnel? (Penny hears Coop's screams) There is someone there! (Penny enters the tunnel)
Coop: Hello? Boys?! HELP ME!
Penny: Hello?
Coop: Huh? OVER HERE! HELP!
Penny: (she finds Coop) Hey, are you the kid the boys team are supposed to rescue?
Coop: Yes. But please don't leave me alone like your friends did.
Penny: Friends? Wait! Was my team here?
Coop: Yes. They called me a boy with a girlish voice, and then they left.
Penny: No offense. But your screams sounded like a little girl's.
Coop: (annoyed) Ha ha!
Penny: Sorry. So you can see what a nice girl i am, you will go with me.
Coop: Really? Oh, thank you! But...I can't move.
Penny: Oh. I guess I'll have to carry you.
Coop: That's a good idea.
Penny: But I have enough strength to carry you. So I'll have to drag you down.
Coop: What?
Penny: Do you know where the girls went?
Coop: They went over there.
Penny: Okay. Let's go! (Penny walks through the cave, dragging Coop)
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] I have to find the girls before Pacifica. I think she has a fake story planned for them. Ow, my head is still hurting! That stupid blondie witch made me hit my head against the wall! OW! (she grunts) I HATE HER!
[Cut to Golan, Jumpy Ghostface and Crimson Glory walking through the cave]
Crimson Glory: Where the heck is the exit?
Golan: (to Crimson Glory) Is it getting hot here? And is it just me?
Crimson Glory: Shut up!
Jumpy Ghostface: (sighs) I really miss Nazz. I really wish she was here.
Crimson Glory: Wait a minute. That blondie girl Nazz was your friend?
Jumpy Ghostface: Yes. We were great friends.
Crimson Glory: Oh, really?
Jumpy Ghostface: Yes! I'll do my best to win challenges. That's what Nazz really would have wanted. (Golan gags in disgust)
Crimson Glory: I see.
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] (filing her nails) So that stupid rabbit was friends with that stupid blondie girl, huh? Well, If that bunny really misses her, then I will help him to meet her again. (she chuckles evilly)
Crimson Glory: Hey Golan, can you do me a favor?
Golan: Anything for you, Baby!
Crimson Glory: Okay. (whispers him) I want you to take this club and hit the rabbit on the head with it.
Golan: (shocked) You want me to hit him with this club right on his head?!
Crimson Glory: Uh...yes?
Golan: (smiles sneakily) Okay! (Golan grabs the club)
Jumpy Ghostface: Golan, did you hear something? (Golan doesn't answer) Golan? (just as Jumpy turns around, Golan hits him on the head with the club, knocking him out) OW!
Golan: Haha! You didn't see that coming?
Crimson Glory: (she claps) Bravo Golan, bravo! That was awesome!
Golan: Now what will we do with his body?
Crimson Glory: Unfortunately we will have to carry him. If the boys ask, we'll tell them that he had an accident.
Golan: I like your idea. It is pretty. Pretty like you.
Crimson Glory: Yeah yeah. Just help me with this.
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] Crimson G. is the kind of girl I would like to have as a girlfriend. She is beautiful, strong...and malevolent.
[Back to the boys and Spinelli...]
Spinelli: Are we there yet?
Killer Moth: No!
Spinelli: Are we there yet?
Killer Moth: No!
Spinelli: Are we there yet?
Killer Moth: No!
Spinelli: Are we there yet?
Killer Moth: No!
Big: Awww, I really miss Froggy. I wonder where he is now?
Killer Moth: Stop whining for your stupid pet and keep walking!
Storm: Shh...Did you hear something?
Beardo: Yeah. I think someone is coming. (Pacifica shows up, completely wet and with her makeup ruined. The boys get scared) AAAH, LA LLORONA!
Pacifica: What did you call me?!
Storm: Calm down! It's just Pacifica.
Beardo: Even worse. (Mary and Kitana appear)
Mary: Hey, the guys are here.
Kitana: And here is the girl that we must rescue.
Mary: Are you Ashley Spinelli?
Spinelli: What did you just call me?
Mary: Ashley Spinelli. Is that your name, right?
Spinelli: (she gets so enraged that she breaks her chains) AGH!
Killer Moth: (referring to Mary) She is doomed.
Spinelli: I will break your glasses! (Spinelli lunges at Mary to attack her) YAH!
Mary: AAAH!
Beardo: What a tough girl! (Fiskerton covers his eyes in fear)
Kitana: Hey, stop it! We are here to rescue you!
Spinelli: (stop beating Mary) Really? Oh, thank goodness! Get me out of here. I can't be another second trapped in this horrible place with these freaks.
Killer Moth, Fiskerton and Storm: Hey!
Kitana: Don't worry girl. We will get you out of here.
Pacifica: Kitana! Mary! I'm glad you are here. Look, I have something to tell you. Penny...(Penny and Coop appear)
Penny: I'm here. Oh, and I found this kid.
Storm: Hey, we are supposed to rescue him!
Coop: (sarcastically) Well, thank you guys for having found me!
Kitana: Wait a minute. Where's Crimson Glory?
Beardo: And where's Golan and Jumpy Ghostface? (Crimson Glory, Golan and Jumpy Ghostface appear)
Crimson Glory: Here we are!
Beardo: Jumpy?!
Penny: Oh my gosh! Is he okay?
Golan: Well, when he and I fell into that hole, he landed hard on the ground.
Big: Ouchie!
Storm: That must've hurt!
Golan: He also broke his leg and passed out after receiving a severe blow to the head upon impact.
Mary: Oh my!
Penny: Hey, look! I think the exit is over there!
Golan: THE EXIT?! FINALLY! (drops Jumpy Ghostface to the ground and grabs Coop) LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! (Golan shoves Mary)
Killer Moth: HURRY! (Big grabs Jumpy and the boys head to the exit)
Penny: Oh no!
Kitana: We must catch them up! MOVE! (the girls and Spinelli run to the exit)
Killer Moth: (getting close to the exit) Alright! We gonna make it!
Big: (Froggy, who was hiding in Big's tail, jumps out and escapes) Froggy? FROGGY! (Big stops) Where are you going? (Big chases Froggy) You're going the wrong way!
Killer Moth: HEY, COME BACK HERE, YOU STUPID FAT CAT!
Big: (catches Froggy) Come here, you naughty frog! (Killer Moth pulls Big's ear) OW, OW, OW, THAT HURTS!
Killer Moth: MOVE, YOUR IDIOT! The girls are gonna...! (Girls shove both Killer Moth and Big) OW!
Crimson Glory: Move, you freaks!
Spinelli: (to Killer Moth) Haha, see you later! (The girls manage to escape from the cave before the boys) Woohoo. Girls rule!
Crimson Glory: You just said that, girl!
Chris McLean: Congratulations ladies! You are the winner! (Girls cheer)
Mary: Yes, we won!
Spinelli: Okay. Where is my 50 bucks?
Chris McLean: Oh uh, Chef has it. Ask him.
Chef: Uh? What?
Spinelli: HEY, YOU! (Spinelli runs to Chef)
Coop: Hey, where is my money?
Chris McLean: We only promised to give you the money if the boys won the challenge. They didn't win the challenge, you lose the money. (Coop groans in disappointing) Boys, see you at elimination ceremony. (boys groan)
Big: Oh no! Froggy is upset because we lost the challenge! (Killer Moth and Storm glare at Big) Oh, I've got an idea! How about we go get some ice cream? Ice cream makes me feel better (Killer Moth throws a rock at Big) OW!
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] I...HATE...BIG!
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] I'm starting to worry about Jumpy. He is still unconscious. I hope he can wake up before the elimination ceremony.
[Later, Golan is sitting on steps outside the cabin]
Golan: Mhhh. It's the first time my team has lost a challenge, and I'm not upset about it. (Jumpy Ghostface shows up) Oh, Jumpy! You regained consciousness! (Jumpy glares at Golan) Uh, how do you feel now?
Jumpy Ghostface: I know what you did.
Golan: What?
Jumpy Ghostface: You were the one who hit me with that club.
Golan: Hey, but I wasn't the one who broke your leg!
Jumpy Ghostface: You know what? I'm going to tell my team!
Golan: You would not dare!
Jumpy Ghostface: Of course I would. I'm not afraid of you anymore. I gonna tell my friends that you knocked me out with that club. And I will also tell them to vote for you tonight.
Golan: WHAT?!
Jumpy Ghostface: And there's nothing you can do to stop me! (just as Jumpy turns around, Crimson hits him on the head with the club, knocking him out again) OW!
Golan: Crimson?
Crimson Glory: He will no longer be a problem for you. (They both share an evil grin)
[That night, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris McLean: Guys, you've all cast your votes. The player who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately take the Shot of Shame, and get your butt out of here. Beardo, Storm, Ookla, all of you are safe.
Beardo: Great! (Beardo, Ookla and Storm receive their marshmallows)
Chris McLean: Killer Moth, you are safe too. (Killer Moth receives his marshmallows) And so is Fiskerton. (Fiskerton receives his marshmallows) Hey, Golan!
Golan: What?!
Chris McLean: Here is your marshmallow. You are safe.
Golan: Oh yeah! (he catches his marshmallows)
Chris McLean: Big, Jumpy, one of you will go home tonight. The final marshmallow goes to.
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Big: YAY. We're safe, Froggy!
Killer Moth: WHAT?! ARE YOU ALL CRAZY?! THAT STUPID CAT COST US THE CHALLENGE, AND YOU GUYS LET HIM STAY!
Beardo: Yes, we lost the challenge because of him. But look at Jumpy. He is still unconscious and with a broken leg. I think it would be better for him to go home.
Golan: Yeah. Not so useful in challenges anymore. (Beardo and Fiskerton glare at Golan)
Chris McLean: Okay! Can any of you guys please carry the unconscious rabbit onto the giant slingshot?
Golan: I'll do it! (he carries the unconscious Jumpy Ghostface. Golan whispers him) Say hi to Nazz for me, dummy!
[Cut to Jumpy Ghostface in the Shot of the Shame]
Chris McLean: I guess he hasn't woken up yet. Oh well, let's get this done.
Jumpy Ghostface: (regains consciousness) Huh? Where am I?
Golan: Buh-bye, Jumpy!
Jumpy Ghostface: Golan?! GOLAN! (to his team) GUYS, LISTEN, GOLAN WAS...(Golan hastily pulls the lever, activates the slingshot and shoots Jumpy Ghostface off the island)...AAAAAAAAH...!
Beardo: Wait. What was he trying to tell us?
Golan: Nothing! It's time to sleep. (he yawns falsely) I'm tired. See you later! (he walks away from the guys)
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] Goodbye, Jumpy Ghostface. It was really AWFUL to meet you! (Golan laughs)
[Meanwhile the girls...]
Penny: Girls, i have something to tell you.
Kitana: Let me guess. Pacifica was provoking you again?
Penny: Yes. But...
Kitana: Look, I also have something to tell you. We all already know that you are the one who annoys Pacifica.
Penny: WHAT?!
Crimson Glory: Yeah. Pacifica told us that you attacked her first, and left her alone in that dark cave. (Crimson shows Pacifica's lock of hair to Penny) Just look at this. You did this to her!
Penny: Eek. Get that witch hair away from my face!
Kitana: See? You are the bad girl here!
Penny: Wait. Just let me explain!
Crimson Glory: There is nothing you can explain to us. You are lucky our team won the challenge. But for the next elimination ceremony that we attend, you will be the next to go. (Crimson Glory enters the cabin)
Penny: WHAT?!
Kitana: Sorry Penny, but she is right. (Kitana enters the cabin)
Penny: But...(Penny sighs and enters the cabin as Pacifica smirks at her)
Chris McLean: Eight out, twelve left. Wanna know who will be the next to be shot off the island? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Crossover!