Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama Crossover. After enjoying a delicious non-contaminated feast, the contestants ended trapped in the bottom of a cave. The teams had to rescue their respective damsels in distress and be the first to escape the cave in order to win the challenge. It was a severe headache for our contestants, especially for Penny and Jumpy Ghostface. In the end, the girls finally won the challenge and Golan and Crimson Glory teamed up to wipe the little jumpy bunny off the game. We have already lost four boys and four girls. What team will win the next challenge? Will Penny manage to escape her situation? Find out right here on Total...Drama...Crossover.
[At morning, Beardo is outside relaxing]
Beardo: What a beautiful morning. (Beardo is shoved by Golan)
Golan: Get out of my way, you idiot!
Beardo: Hey, what's the matter with you? Why do you always have to be so rude?
Golan: Why do you all always have to be so idiot?
Beardo: What do you mean?
Golan: You know what I mean. Nice job on screwing up the challenge yesterday.
Beardo: Hey, It was not my fault!
Golan: Hmm...You're right. It was all Big's fault. You know what? I will go find him to give him what he deserves.
Beardo: WHAT?! NO! (Beardo gets up)
Golan: You just heard me! (Golan shoves Beardo again) MOVE!
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] Actually, I'm not really mad that my stupid team lost the last challenge. I just enjoy bullying them.
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] Okay. Golan is one of the toughest, cruellest, and perhaps insane players in the competition. From day one, he has done nothing but intimidate us. (Beardo begins to remember the times that Golan was mean to his teammates)
[FIRST FLASHBACK: Golan wants to sleep on the top of his bunk]
Golan: (to Spud) I SAID I'LL TAKE THE TOP!
Spud: I don't think it's a good idea.
Golan: WHY?!
Spud: The bed won't support too much weight.
Golan: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!
Spud: (completely scared) No, no, no. I meant you will take the top!
Golan: GOOD! (Golan and Spud lie down on their bunks. But Golan's bed can't hold his weight and falls on Spud, crushing him) STOP MAKING NOISE. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
[SECOND FLASHBACK: Golan is violently throwing things at the boys]
Golan: WHO THE HECK TOOK THE AXE?!
Jumpy Ghostface: He's mad, I tell ya, mad! (Scuzzlebutt hugs Ookla in fear)
Golan: Oh, i found it! (Golan sticks his head out the window and calls Scuzzlebutt) Hey Scuzzle, wanna play a game with me?!
Scuzzlebutt: (he happily walks towards Golan) Plaaaay! (Beardo stops him)
Beardo: Scuzzlebutt, no. (Golan throws a boombox at Beardo, hitting him on the head) OW!
[THIRD FLASHBACK: Golan is beating Leonard up]
Golan: So you are a wizard, huh? Well, then fly like wizards do! (Golan punches Leonard, sending him fly out of the cabin. Leonard crashes in the confessional) What a stupid geek.
Scuzzlebutt: (glares at Golan) Grrr!
Golan: Agh! Is it all you can say, freak? (Scuzzlebutt blows a raspberry and Golan kicks him in the groin. The monster lets out a high-pitched growl and collapses to the ground)
[FOURTH FLASHBACK: Golan is having lunch]
Golan: Ugh! This stew tastes horrible. (Golan shoves Jumpy Ghostface's face into the stew)
Jumpy Ghostface: OW!
Golan: (he tastes the stew) Mmm...much better. Now this tastes like rabbit stew.
[END OF FLASHBACKS]
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] And that only happened on the day one. (he sighs) I'd really like to vote off Golan. But I am very afraid to do so.
Beardo: (Penny walks past him) Hi Penny!
Penny: (somewhat depressed) Oh, hi Beardo.
Beardo: Are you okay?
Penny: Not really.
Beardo: What happened? Did Pacifica bother you again?
Penny: Pacifica tricked the girls by telling them I'm the bad girl.
Beardo: What?! But you are a nice girl. You are the kindest girl that I have ever known.
Penny: Thanks Beardo. But I don't know what to do now. The girls have already sworn that they will vote me off for the next elimination ceremony we attend.
Beardo: NO WAY!
Penny: Yes. It's over Beardo. I'm going home tonight.
Beardo: Penny, don't say that. This is not over yet. I will try to save you from this sticky situation.
Penny: Really?
Beardo: Yes. I won't let Pacifica get away with it.
Penny: (Penny hugs him) I will miss you. (she gets sad and runs away)
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] Now I know why Pacifica gave her flag to Ookla in that capture the flag challenge. She is trying to lose the challenges on purpose and blaming it all on Penny. I won't let Penny get eliminated because of that evil spoiled blonde cow.
[Later, at Boys' cabin]
Big: (playing with Froggy) Froggy, wanna play hide and seek? (Froggy croaks) O-kay! You hide, and I'll seek. (Big lets go Froggy and starts to count) one...two...three...four...uh, five...six...seven...uh...(to Storm) What number is next?
Storm: (sarcastically) Red
Big: Thanks! (he returns to the "count") Uh, red...orange...yellow...green...blue...(to Storm) Uh, what's next now?
Storm: Ugh! I'd better go to the forest. (Storm leaves the cabin)
Big: Ready or not, here I come! I'm coming for you, Froggy. (Big starts looking for Froggy around the cabin. He first looks under the bed) Froggy, are you there? (he then looks in the closet) Froggy? Awwww...Where have you hidden, Lil' buddy? (Golan enters the cabin)
Golan: BIG!
Big: Froggy?
Golan: You don't know how irritated I am right now! (Big looks for Froggy in Golan's underpants) Hey, what the...?
Big: Froggy, are you there? (Golan blushes and shoves Big away)
Golan: Back off, freak!
Big: Sorry buddy. I was looking for Froggy. We are playing hide and seek. Wanna play with us?
Golan: How about we better play one of my favorite games?
Big: Okie dokie. What game will we play?
Golan: Have you ever heard of...the living punching bag game?
Big: Sounds like a fun game. Let's play it!
Golan: (grinning evilly) O-kay (Golan cracks his fingers)
[Later, at Girls' cabin]
Pacifica: (Pacifica is brushing her hair. She's still pissed off about what happened yesterday) Stupid witch! She ruined my beautiful, beautiful hair. I'm glad my team is all on my side now. This will be my chance to eliminate Penny once and for all. (Crimson Glory enters the cabin)
Crimson Glory: Hi, Pacifica.
Pacifica: Hi, Crimson.
Crimson Glory: Getting ready for the challenge?
Pacifica: Yeah. But I don't really feel good right now.
Crimson Glory: Still mad about what happened yesterday?
Pacifica: Yes. I can't believe Penny attacked me like that. She really messed up my beautiful, beautiful golden hair.
Crimson Glory: Don't worry. If our team loses the next challenge, we will vote off her tonight.
Pacifica: You'd do that for me?
Crimson Glory: Sure. I'd kill whoever messes up with my hair. Anyway. I'm going to meet Kitana to train together in the forest. See you later (Crimson Glory leaves the cabin)
Pacifica: See ya! (Pacifica laughs evilly) That pigtails witch is gonna be flushed down in the toilet of failure. I just need to throw the challenge and blame it all on Penny. It will be a piece of cake! (Pacifica leaves the cabin while laughing wickedly)
[Later, at forest, Kitana is training in the forest]
Kitana: (she stops training for a moment and looks around the woods) Is there anyone here? (she takes out her steel fans) Come on, show yourself! (Killer Moth lunges out of bushes) Oh! It's you. Come back when you're ready to combat.
Killer Moth: But I'm a ready! Come on, FIGHT ME!
Kitana: You are still too weak to fight me.
Killer Moth: I AM NOT WEAK! I WILL SHOW YOU WITH MY FIST! (Kitana dodges Killer Moth's attack) Huh? (Kitana punches Killer Moth) OW! MY FACE!
Kitana: See? Look, you better stop with trying to defeat me. How many times do you want to embarrass yourself?
Killer Moth: I already told you. I won't stop until I beat you. I'll not give up.
Kitana: If you really want to defeat me, why don't you try to fight the weakest players first?
Killer Moth: Fight the weakest players first? But all of them have already been eliminated!
Kitana: Look, I don't have time to talk to you. I need my time to train for the next challenge and not waste it with a so-called super villain.
Killer Moth: So-called? SO-CALLED?! I'm a supervillain for real!
Kitana: Rather you look like a villain who appeared in one of Johnny Cage's movies.
Killer Moth: Who the heck is Johnny Cage? (Kitana sighs and walks away from him) Hey, where are you going? GET OVER HERE! Huh? (Killer Moth finds Froggy) Eek. Here is that disgusting frog. But that stupid cat is not with it. Hmmm (Killer Moth got an idea) Froggy, I think it's time for you to go and leave your friend...forever! (he takes the frog and runs away with it)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] I just got rid of that stupid frog. That fat cat won't cost us another challenge. (he chuckles) I can't wait to see his face when he finds out that his friend won't be back with him. (he laughs evilly)
[Later, the contestants are outside the main lodge]
Chris McLean: Contestants, get ready for today's challenge!
Beardo: Wait, where's Big? (Fiskerton shrugs)
Golan: Uh, I think he is fishing. (Beardo glares at Golan)
Beardo: You told me you were going to hit him for costing us the last challenge. Where is he?!
Ookla: BIG!
Penny: Oh, dear gosh! (Big shows up, completely beaten)
Beardo: BIG! (Big, Ookla and Fiskerton run to help their friend. Golan and Killer Moth share an evil smile) What happened to you?!
Big: I...don't like this game. (he collapses to the ground and Beardo gasps in horror)
Beardo: Big! (turns to Golan) What did you do to him?!
Golan: I just gave him a warning. He is lucky that I spared his life! (Beardo grunts)
Kitana: (to Golan) You beat up your own teammate?! That's unforgivable!
Golan: And why do you care about him? You are not even on our team. (Kitana glares at Golan)
Kitana: I'll make sure you pay for your nasty act!
Golan: Haha! I hope to receive it soon, Dolly.
Chris McLean: Okay, that was enough. Let's start with the challenge! Today's challenge is gonna be...a cook-off challenge!
Crimson Glory: What?!
Chris McLean: You must take some food supplies that you will need for the challenge.
Pacifica: That will be easy.
Chris McLean: Not exactly. These food supplies are guarded by Chef, who will be waiting for you with his meatball bazooka. So you better be fast to grab the supplies, without Chef noticing you. (blows a horn) Begin! (Chef shoots giant meatballs at contestants. They gasp in horror)
Kitana: Move! (the girls follow Kitana and hide behind a log)
Killer Moth: Follow me! Hurry! (the boys follow Killer Moth)
Kitana: Okay girls, I have a plan. Crimson and I are going to distract the chef while you three try to get the food supplies. Got it?
Mary and Pacifica: Yes
Kitana: And Penny...
Penny: Yes?
Kitana: Try not to provoke Pacifica during the challenge. Got it?
Penny: (sighs) Okay (Pacifica smirks at Penny)
Kitana: Good. Let's go!
Golan: Okay, you sissies. You will go for the food supplies while Killer Moth and Storm distract the chef.
Beardo: And you, what are you gonna do?!
Golan: I'll stay here relaxing a little. My fists still hurt after that beating I gave that stupid fat cat. Which reminds me, CAN SOMEONE WAKE UP THAT STUPID CAT?!
Beardo: Or what if you better go for the food supplies and I stay here to watch the food that we are collecting?
Golan: Why?!
Beardo: Cause you're the strongest and smartest boy on the team and I'll be watching the food in case one of the girls tries to steal us.
Golan: Hmmm. You are right about me being the strongest, smartest and hottest guy on the team. Finally some of you noticed that.
Beardo: Uh, I didn't mention the word "hottest".
Golan: Okay weirdo, you stay here and take a look at the food supplies we collect. And make sure the girls don't steal anything.
Beardo: Okay.
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] He totally bought it. He may be the biggest on the team, but he is the most jerk on the competition.
Crimson Glory: Hey chef, over here! (Chef shoots meatballs at her. Crimson dodges them) Ha, you miss me!
Mary: Okay. I'll go to get the food supplies. (Mary runs towards the food supplies. she takes some fruits) Fruits are sweet and healthy. (Mary runs back to the log) Here are some fruits.
Penny: Great.
Mary: Now I'll go for the vegetables.
Pacifica: Fruits? Vegetables? You're crazy if you think we're going to cook a vegetarian meal. Look, there are steaks. Try to take some.
Mary: Uh...okay. (Mary runs towards the food supplies to take the steaks, but Golan takes them all first) What?
Golan: Too slow, nerdy! (Golan shoves Mary)
Chef: (to Mary) I SAW YOU!
Mary: Uh? (Chef shoots her with the meatball bazooka) OH!
Mary: [CONFESSIONAL] (adjusting her glasses) Thank Goodness that meat doesn't contain Capsicum annuum. I'd be burning right now.
Golan: (arrives with a plate of steak fat) Done. Here are the steaks!
Beardo: Huh? It's just steak fat. Did you eat the steaks?
Golan: (burps) No (Beardo glares at him) What?! You would have done the same!
Ookla: (arrives with a sack of potatoes) Ookla bring potatoes!
Beardo: Good job Ookla. You did a good job! (looks at Golan) Unlike someone with horns and underpants.
Golan: Okay, okay. I'm gonna save some veal. (Golan runs back to the food supplies)
Beardo: Try not to save it in your mouth! (Ookla laughs)
Pacifica: (dodging several shots from the chef) Hey, stop it! You gonna ruin my expensive clothes! (Chef shoots a giant meatball at Pacifica. She dodges it, and it hits Mary instead)
Mary: Ow! Not again! OWW!
Pacifica: HA! MISS ME!
Mary: UGH! This one contains Capsicum annuum. IT BURNS!
Penny: There must be something useful for the cook-off challenge. (Penny finds a filled egg carton) Eggs! I will need them to cook a delicious omelette! (Pacifica trips Penny over into the ground, making her crush the eggs) OW! NO!
Pacifica: Penny! Watch where you're going!
Penny: WHAT?! You tripped me over!
Pacifica: What? It's not true. Don't blame me for your clumsiness!
Crimson Glory: Hey, what's going on here?! (Crimson dodges a shot from the Chef)
Pacifica: Oh, nothing. Penny was just blaming me for her clumsiness again. (Pacifica dodges a shot)
Penny: What? That is not true! (Penny dodges a shot)
Crimson Glory: Penny, can you stop blaming Pacifica for your clumsiness?! Another one of your mistakes, and you will get out of here tonight. CAPISCI?!
Penny: (sighs) Yes (Crimson Glory leaves)
Pacifica: (teasing Penny) Geez Penny, stop blaming me for everything. It's not my fault that you are so clumsy.
Penny: It's not over yet. You gonna pay for this! (Penny is shot by Chef) OW! (Pacifica laughs at her. Beardo, who was watching them, glares at Pacifica)
Killer Moth: I'll take this ribs. (Killer Moth and Kitana take the ribs at the same time) Hey, I took them first! They are mine!
Kitana: You dare steal my ribs? Take your hands off of them unless you want me to break yours!
Killer Moth: I SAID THEY ARE MINE! (Killer Moth kicks Kitana)
Chef Hatchet: Huh?! (Chef sees Kitana) I FOUND YOU! (Chef shoots several meatballs at Kitana)
Kitana: Huh? (Kitana dodges the meatballs. Chef shoots another meatball at her. But Kitana uses her fans to stop and levitate the meatball)
Chef Hatchet: (completely shocked) What?
Kitana: It's lunch time. (Kitana sends the meatball into Chef, hitting him in the face with it) Bon appetit!
Killer Moth: Hey guys, I got some ribs.
Beardo: Perfect!
Fiskerton: (arrives with some chocolate bars) Ugh!
Storm: (arrives with some ingredients) I have brought a bag of sugar, milk and some eggs.
Beardo: Good! We will need them to bake a cake.
Storm: You know how to bake cakes?
Beardo: No. But I will learn how to bake one in the cook-off challenge.
Big: (arrives with some tomatoes) I have brought some red balls.
Killer Moth: They are tomatoes, you idiot.
Big: Oh!
Beardo: It's okay, Big. Good job.
Big: Can I find Froggy now?
Killer Moth: Oh Big, didn't you get the message?
Big: No. But I would like to get a good massage.
Killer Moth: I said message. Not massage.
Big: Oh. No, I didn't you get the message. What message?
Killer Moth: Your friend Froggy leave you this note. But I think you shouldn't read it.
Big: What? Froggy left a note? For me? I must read it!
Killer Moth: Okay (Killer Moth gives Big a note)
Beardo: Wait a minute. Since when can frogs write?
Big: (he happily begins to read the note) "Dear Big. I'm writing this to tell you that I no longer need you" (Big immediately changes his mood) WHAT?! (keeps reading the note) "You are annoying, irritating and a complete idiot" (Big's eyes start to tear) "The times I ran away it was because I was trying to get away from you." (sniffs) "Please don't look for me because I don't want to see your ugly face again. Badbye, Big Fat Cat. P.S.: I hate you so much"
Killer Moth: I told you it was better for you not to read the note.
Big: (Big gets very sad. he starts crying loudly) F-F-F-F-FROGGY! (Big runs away crying)
Golan: What's wrong with that idiot now?
Killer Moth: His amphibian boyfriend dumped him.
Golan: Finally (Golan and Killer Moth laugh. Beardo glares at them)
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] Froggy didn't abandon Big. The frog didn't even write that note. I know Killer Moth and Golan are behind all this. I hope they don't try to bully him like they did with the poor Scuzzlebutt.
Kitana: This chicken will be the main dish (Kitana and Storm take the chicken at the same time)
Storm: Hey, get your hands off my chicken or else...(She gives Storm a death glare, terrifying him)...You can take it. There's no problem. (Storm leaves)
Kitana: Hmph. This guy is gonna disgrace his team. (Kitana runs back to the log) I have brought a chicken to roast.
Mary: Nice. I have brought flour. This powder will be useful to bake something.
Penny: (dodging several shots from the chef) Woah! (Penny takes a milk carton and runs away. Pacifica takes Penny's milk carton from her) Hey!
Pacifica: Give me that! (Pacifica runs away with the milk)
Penny: (she grunts) I hate her! (Penny is shot by Chef) OW!
Crimson Glory: I will need these eggs! (Crimson and Golan take the eggs at the same time) You again?!
Golan: Oh, you want them?! You can take them.
Crimson Glory: What?
Golan: The eggs are all yours.
Crimson Glory: Uh, thanks?
Golan: You're welcome, baby. (Crimson Glory runs back to the log) She looks beautiful when she runs. That girl is gonna be mine!
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] Golan decided to give the eggs to me? Hmm. The idiot is deeply in love with me that he would do anything. WELL OF COURSE! He got rid of that pimple girl's bunny buddy. Maybe I should take advantage of him to have what I want. (laughs)
Crimson Glory: (to her team) I have brought some eggs.
Kitana: Perfect
Pacifica: And I have brought milk and sugar.
Crimson Glory: Good job, Pacifica.
Penny: Hey. She took...(Crimson Glory glares at her. Penny sighs) Nevermind.
Crimson Glory: Well Penny, looks like you are the only one who has not taken anything yet.
Penny: Yeah, I know. But don't worry. There's still time to grab some more supplies.
Chris McLean: (blows the horn) TIME OUT!
Penny: Oh, crap!
[The first part of the challenge is over and the teams already collected their food supplies]
Chris McLean: Contestants. Are you ready for the cook-off challenge? It's time to heat up your ovens! Take your ingredients that you got from the previous challenge and come up with a delicious dish. Your dishes will be judged by me and Chef (The camera pans to Chef Hatchet. Contestants gasp in horror) No, not that Chef. The other Chef (the camera pans to Jerome "Chef" McElroy) Say hello to our next special guest.
Good Chef: Hello there, children! (everyone sighs in relief)
Golan: Children?
Good Chef: Sorry. It's one of my famous catchphrases.
Chris McLean: Your dishes will be judged by me and Mr. McElroy. The team with the best dishes wins the challenge and gets a reward. While the losing team will send somebody home tonight.
[The teams are in separate kitchens, deciding what to prepare for the cooking challenge]
Beardo: Okay. Killer Moth, you take care of the ribs. Storm, Fiskerton, you cut the tomatoes and potatoes. Golan, you prepare a glass of chocolate milk.
Golan: A glass of chocolate milk? Seriously? What do you think I am?! A preschool kid?
Beardo: No. But you act like one.
Golan: WHAT?!
Beardo: I mean...You will do the simplest thing so you can finish your part quickly and have more time to rest.
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] And that way we keep Golan away from kitchen.
Golan: I like your idea kid. (Golan proceeds to make chocolate milk)
Beardo: Okay. Me and Ookla will prepare the cake.
Killer Moth: Good. But careful. Make sure you guys don't drop hairs on the cake.
Beardo: Don't worry. We will wear a hairnet. (Beardo puts on a hairnet and Ookla covers himself with a net) Hmm. Nice one, Ookla!
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] We have already lost the last challenge. I really don't want to lose this one too. But even so, if we lose this challenge, it will be my chance to vote off that stupid frog lover.
Crimson Glory: Okay girls. We got eggs, milk, sugar, flour, oranges, apples and some other fruits. What are we gonna do with that?
Mary: I will boil some eggs to prepare a salad.
Penny: And I will squeeze some oranges for a juice.
Kitana: Alright. Pacifica, you make the applesauce for the chicken.
Penny: I suggest we should also bake a fruitcake.
Crimson Glory: Good idea. Do any of you know how to make a cake?
Kitana: I have made a cake once. It's not that hard.
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] A fruitcake? Seriously? Everyone hates fruitcake. Even me. Well, I just hope Chris hates it too. So Penny will cost us the challenge and my team vote for her tonight.
Crimson Glory: Okay. You make the cake while I prepare a delicious fruit cocktail.
Pacifica: I will take care of decorating the cake. Sure it will look gorgeous.
Penny: (sarcastically) Yeah. Sure you are a perfect pastry decorator.
Pacifica: (to Penny) You better try not to screw up this challenge!
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] Penny screwing up the challenge is what I really want to happen. So I'll come up with a plan to sabotage her.
Beardo: Ookla, I gotta go. Can you continue mixing this for me?
Ookla: Okay (Beardo leaves the kitchen)
Beardo: Big? (finds Big sitting outside the cabin crying) Big, are you okay?
Big: No! I'm so sad. (sniff) Froggy left me!
Beardo: I'm so sorry. Everything will be fine, buddy.
Big: (crying) FROGGY! Please come back! (Beardo is completely regretted at Big's sadness)
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] I really don't like to see Big so sad. He is completely depressed. When the challenge is over, I'll go find his...(makes a frog sound)...friend.
Crimson Glory:...And my fruit cocktail is done. I just need to add a little of my special beverage. (Crimson pulls a hip flask out of her bag) Do any of you know if Chris drinks?
Mary: I'm not sure.
Crismon Glory: Oh well, I will put a small amount.
Beardo: (enters the girls' kitchen) Hey girls!
Crimson Glory: What are you doing here?! Get out!
Beardo: I wanted to tell you that one of the boys entered into your cabin to steal your undies.
Kitana: What?!
Crimson Glory: PERVERTS! (Crimson Glory, Kitana and Mary leave the kitchen)
Beardo: Perfect! (he laughs while pulling out a video camera)
[Meanwhile, Storm is cutting tomatoes and potatoes. The girls knock on the door]
Storm: Someone is calling. (Storm opens the door and is immediately punched by Crimson) OW! Hey, why do you punch me? What did I do wrong?
Crimson Glory: Don't play innocent, you stupid albatross! We know what you have done.
Killer Moth: What?
Mary: Beardo told us that you guys broke into our cabin to steal our underpants!
Killer Moth: What? All of us were here preparing the meals for the challenge.
Golan: Yeah. Plus, no one will want to steal your undies, nerdy.
Crimson Glory: Hmm. I think you guys are not lying.
Kitana: That kid lied to us. We must go back to the kitchen! (Kitana and Mary leave)
Crimson Glory: Okay fools, I'm leaving. But I'll be watching you. (Crimson Glory kicks Storm in the shin)
Storm: OW! WHAT WAS THAT?!
Crimson Glory: It was just a warning (Crimson Glory leaves)
[Later, at girls' kitchen]
Penny: (Penny places the chicken in the oven and sets the temperature) Okay. I think the chicken will be ready in approximately 30 minutes. Exactly when it's time to bring the dishes to the judges. (Penny finds a note) Huh? (reads the note) "See you at the boys' cabin. Beardo". Oh well. While the chicken is cooking, I'm going to visit my friend Beardo. It will be a quick visit. (Penny leaves the kitchen. Pacifica, who was hiding inside a fridge, comes out of it and turns up the oven heat)
Pacifica: I hope you like the crispy chicken. (laughs evilly)
Beardo: (heading to the boys' kitchen) Now back to the kitchen to bake that cake! (Beardo meets Crimson Glory, Mary and Kitana. The three girls glare at him) Oh, hi girls. (laughs nervously) Looks like I was wrong. None of the boys have stolen your underpants. Hee hee.
Crimson Glory: Maybe not them. But how about you?
Beardo: Me? Oh no, no, no, no. I would never do that.
Mary: And it is said by someone who just lied to us.
Crimson Glory: GET HIM! (The girls chase Beardo to hit him)
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] (completely beaten) A home-schooled kid once said the guys are much stronger than girls. (Beardo spits out a tooth) Well, don't you believe him.
Beardo: (Beardo heads to his cabin to change his clothes. He meets Penny) Oh, hi Penny.
Penny: Hi Beardo.
Beardo: What are you doing here?
Penny: What? You sent me a note saying that you wanted to meet me here.
Beardo: What?! I never sent you a note.
Penny: WHAT?! (Beardo and Penny watch smoke coming out from the girls' kitchen)
Beardo: Something is burning!
Penny: OH NO! (Penny runs to the kitchen)
Crimson Glory: The oven is on fire!
Pacifica: Somebody put out the fire!
Mary: We need baking soda to extinguish the kitchen fire! (Crimson Glory put out the fire with the extinguisher)
Crimson Glory: Done!
Kitana: (she takes the chicken out of the oven) Now what are we gonna do now? The chicken is completely burned.
Crimson Glory: Who put the chicken in the oven?
Pacifica: Penny (Crimson Glory, Kitana and Mary glare at Penny)
Penny: B-b-but I set the temperature correctly.
Crimson Glory: Gosh, Penny! Why do you always have to screw everything up?!
Pacifica: Yeah, Penny. Why do you always have to screw everything up?
Penny: (to Pacifica) YOU!
Crimson Glory: Don't blame Pacifica on this! You better pray for us to win this challenge or else you'll get out of here tonight!
Penny: But.
Crimson Glory: No buts! (Pacifica grins evilly at Penny)
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] That pigtails girl really screwed it up! If we don't win this challenge, then Penny gets my vote at the elimination ceremony.
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] Looks like Penny is in big trouble. My plan is working! Penny Proud is gonna down. (laughs evilly)
Chris McLean: Let's start with the cooking contest. I hope to taste delicious dishes.
Golan: (to the girls) HA! You're going down!
Killer Moth: Yeah. Look at that chicken. It looks awful.
Storm: What is that? A dark chocolate chicken? Cluck, cluck! (Storm, Killer Moth and Golan laugh)
Crimson Glory: Shut up, Beak face!
Chris McLean: (to Chef from South Park) We are glad you agreed to come here, Chef.
Good Chef: Well, I had planned to spend time away in a group called "The Super Adventure Club". But then I got your call and decided to cancel my flight at the last minute to come here.
Chris McLean: Still happy to have you here, Chef. You know, you seem to be an excellent chef. Much better than our dear Chef Hatchet. (Chef grunts in anger) Okay. Let's start with the boys team. (The boys serve their meals to the judges)
Beardo: We have prepared some incredibly delicious ribs with roasted potatoes and tomate sauce. We have also baked a delicious chocolate cake for dessert. Oh, and a glass of chocolate milk.
Chris McLean: This smells so good. And I guess it tastes good too. (Chris and Chef taste the ribs) Mmm. Delicious.
Good Chef: That ribs are so delicious. Juicy, tasty and somewhat sweet. Like the lips of a lovely woman. (Chef starts to sing as soul music plays) Oh baby, I wanna to feel your sweet lips. Feel the passionate love, and kiss your beautiful face. Let's kissin... (Chris interrupts him and the music stops)
Chris McLean: Okay, that's enough!
Mary: Where did the music come from? (Fiskerton shrugs)
Chris McLean: (to Chef) On a scale of one to ten, what score will you give to the boys?
Good Chef: I give them a ten.
Chris McLean: Me too.
Golan: Alright! We will surely win this!
Chris McLean: (Chris and Chef taste the cake. They spit it out in disgust) There is hair in the cake!
Killer Moth: What?!
Good Chef: Yuck. This cake is somewhat hairy. (Killer Moth and Golan glare at Beardo and Ookla, who look away ashamed)
Chris McLean: I give a three.
Good Chef: Five.
Chris McLean: Boys, you get an seven as overall points. (Boys minus Big cheer) And now it's the girls' turn. (The girls serve their meals to Chris and Chef)
Good Chef: (to Crimson Glory) Hello Dolly. You look so hot.
Golan: HEY. THAT'S MY GIRL!
Crimson Glory: Uh...we have prepared a applesauce chicken, a delicious fruit cocktail, fresh squeezed orange juice and fruitcake.
Good Chef: You made this? (holds Crimson Glory's hand) with your beautiful and delicate hands. I'll be the first to taste this.
Chris McLean: Hold on, Casanova. I am the host here. I will take the first bite. (Chris tastes the chicken) GOSH! That chicken is horrible, dude!
Good Chef: (Chef tastes the chicken) You're right. I'm sorry girls. But I think the chicken is overcooked. I give a two
Chris McLean: One
Crimson Glory: (completely annoyed) Good job with the chicken, Penny! (Penny sighs)
Chris McLean: (Chris and Chef taste the fruit cocktail) But this cocktail is delicious.
Good Chef: Yeah. It's so sweet. Like the skin of a beautiful woman. (starts to sing again) Come on, baby. Let's put our lips together. And let's live the romantic moment. I don't wanna waste the... (Chris interrupts him)
Chris McLean: Cut it out, Chef two! (tastes the fruitcake. He gags) Ugh. This fruitcake is too dry! (drinks the orange juice) Fruitcake? Seriously? Who came up with that?! (Girls look at Penny) The cocktail and the orange juice were good. But the chicken and the fruitcake were a complete disaster. Chef?
Good Chef: I'm so sorry to say this, girls, but you didn't do well enough to beat the boys. I'm so sorry. (Girls groans)
Chris McLean: Well, sorry not sorry for me. Boys team wins the challenge (All boys minus Big cheer)
Golan: AWESOME!
Beardo: Come on, Big. Cheer up. We won!
Big: (sobbing) FROGGY!
Chris McLean: Girls, See you at the elimination ceremony. (Crimson, Kitana and Mary glare at Penny. Pacifica shows a satisfied smile)
Good Chef: (singing) See you later!
Good Chef: [CONFESSIONAL] The boys did a good job on the cook-off challenge. Their reward will be to enjoy a delicious dinner made by me. I hope they enjoy it. They totally deserve it.
Golan: [OUTSIDE OF CONFESSIONAL]: Hey, hurry up, Chocolate man. We are waiting for you to cook that reward for us!
Good Chef: [CONFESSIONAL] I change my mind, the ladies really deserved to win the challenge. I wonder which girl is going home tonight.
[That night, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris McLean: Ladies, you've all cast your votes. One of you will be the ninth contestant to go off. Mary, Kitana, Crimson Glory, you're all safe. For tonight. (The three ladies receive their marshmallows. Penny starts to worry and Pacifica smirks at her)
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] Told you so. That pigtails freak is gonna down! Okay Chris, enough with the drama and give me my marshmallow!
Chris McLean: The final marshmallow goes to.
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Penny!
Pacifica: WHAT!?
Penny: What? (Penny receives the final marshmallow)
Pacifica: But...WHY HER?! SHE COST US THE CHALLENGE! SHE WAS THE BAD GIRL!
Kitana: Actually, you are the bad girl. Not Penny.
Pacifica: What? I didn't do anything.
Crimson Glory: Stop the play, lady. We already knew about your plan.
Pacifica: Plan? What plan?
Mary: (Mary pulls out a video camera) Just look at this. (Mary shows Pacifica a recorded video of Pacifica throwing the challenges) You were the one who screwed up the cook-off challenge by causing the kitchen fire.
Kitana: (she pulls out tape recorder) And that's not all. Listen to this. (Kitana presses the play button on the recorder)
Pacifica: [RECORDER] These stupid girls really believed that Penny was the one who screwed up the challenge. They don't even know that I caused the kitchen fire. I think I'll get away with it again, like that time I knocked Penny out for punching her in that creepy cave. See you never, loser! (laughs evilly)
Pacifica: (shocked) WHAT?! Where did you get that?
Kitana: Beardo showed us.
Penny: Beardo?
Chris McLean: Beardo? haha. That guy finally did something good.
Pacifica: BEARDO?! THE HAIRY GUY? (Beardo shows up)
Beardo: That's right. Your wicked game is over, Pacifica.
Pacifica: You?! You! YOU!
Chris McLean: Yoooou are out, Pacifica. So long!
[Cut to Pacifica in the Shot of Shame]
Pacifica: This is not over. I swear I will return, and you all gonna pay for vote me off. I swear! Remember my name: Pacifica North...(Chris yawns in boredom and pulls the lever, activating the slingshot and shooting Pacifica off the island)...WEEEEEEEEST.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] Beardo saved me from elimination. I really owe him one. (sighs dreamily) My hero.
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] I really did the correct. Now Penny will stay in the game and no one will hurt her again. I hope so.
Chris McLean: And the big bad Pacifica is out. I will miss her...until now. (Chris chuckles) Seven boys and four girls remain. Who's next to go home? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Crossover!
Well, that was the tenth chapter of the fanfic. I would like to hear your opinions and reviews about the characters and the fanfic (This has been the very first fanfic I've written)