Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama Crossover. The teams faced off in a cooking challenge. There were smashed eggs, ovens on fire, giant meatballs and a bothersome singer. Big had a hard day as his long-lived best friend abandoned him. That's so sad. And by sad, I mean pathetic. Pacifica tried to sabotage the cook-off challenge by starting a kitchen fire and blaming Penny for it. But thanks to Beardo, her evil plan failed and Pacifica was sent home. We have an incredible surprise for our contestants. Wanna know what we have planned for them? Find out here on Total...Drama...Crossover!
[Penny wakes up in the morning, completely happy]
Penny: Good morning, girls (Crimson Glory sleeps while snoring) What a pretty day. Let's hear the sounds of nature. (Penny sticks her head out the window and hears the sounds outside. She only hears Golan coughing and retching) It's great to start the day with no Pacifica!
Crimson Glory: (wakes up) Huh? What time is it?
Penny: It's breakfast time. Come on, we must have breakfast before the challenge begins.
Crimson Glory: Why the enthusiasm? What's wrong with her?
Mary: I think she's happy that she got rid of her arch enemy.
Crimson Glory: Oh yeah (yawns) Okay! Time to get out of bed and get ready for the deadly challenge.
Mary: What about the breakfast?
Crimson Glory: That is the deadly challenge that I meant.
Mary: Oh, yeah (Mary starts laughing and snorting)
Penny: (Penny comes out of the cabin and heads to the main lodge. She meets Beardo) Hi, Beardo.
Beardo: Oh, hey Pen. How are you?
Penny: I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
Beardo: You look very happy today.
Penny: Oh yes. Hehe. It's about Pacifica.
Beardo: Yeah. Are you happy that she's gone?
Penny: Completely happy.
Beardo: Yeah, me too. I'm also glad that bad girl is finally gone.
Penny: Thank you so much for saving me from that sticky situation. If it hadn't been for you, I would have been eliminated and Pacifica would have gotten away with it.
Beardo: No problem. I just did what I had to do. Save my friend from the wicked Pacifica.
Penny: (Beardo and Penny laugh) How is your friend Big? I heard he lost his pet friend. This time forever.
Big: He is still depressed. Poor Big.
Penny: I'm very sorry for him. Oh well, See you soon at the main lodge. (Penny walks away)
Beardo: Later, Penny. I hope you enjoy your wonderful day.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] Beardo is such a nice guy. (sighs dreamily) He is the kind of boy a girl dreams of: kind, protective, friendly, handsome...I MEAN PROTECTIVE. Hehe.
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] I spent most of the night finding Froggy, and I have not found it anywhere. (sighs) Poor Big. He is completely depressed. Big really loved that frog.
[Meantime, at Boys' cabin]
Big: (sobbing) FROGGY! COME BACK WITH ME!
Golan: Can you shut up? He won't come back. Get over it!
Big: (sniffs) But he was my best friend.
Killer Moth: He is no longer your best friend because he abandoned you. He was probably sick of you. Like everyone else. (Big cries louder) Somebody give me something hard to throw at him!
Golan: (gives Killer Moth a dumbbell) Try this! (Killer Moth prepares to throw the dumbbell at Big. But Fiskerton stops him)
Fiskerton: Shtop it! Don't hee him!
Killer Moth: (annoyed) Fine. I better get out of here. (Killer Moth leaves)
Golan: Me too! (Golan leaves)
Big: (sobbing) Froggy, I miss you! (Big keeps crying while Fiskerton hugs him)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] If I had known that stupid cat would cry all night for his stupid frog, I would never have gotten rid of it. I couldn't sleep well last night because of his whining.
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] Gosh! That stupid cat can't stop crying for his stupid frog. But I still enjoy his misfortune. I have also enjoyed his tears. (drinks a glass of Big's tears) Sadness is refreshing.
Big: [CONFESSIONAL] (crying in the confessional) FROGGY!
[At main lodge]
Storm: This gruel doesn't look so well. (Storm coughs up the food) Ah! Ugh! GROSS! This gruel doesn't taste good either!
Chris McLean: Good morning, contestants. Enjoying the breakfast?
Storm: (spits out a cockroach) Not exactly.
Crimson Glory: Can you please give us a decent breakfast? I'd rather eat baked beans than this crap!
Chris McLean: Sure, Crimson. Chef? (Chef shoots a bean bazooka at Crimson Glory. She dodges it and Big is shot instead)
Crimson Glory: Nice shot, Chef!
Big: Awww. I'm covered in beans and Froggy is not here to enjoy it with me!
Chris McLean: Well, I have good news for everyone!
Crimson Glory: You mean good news for you. Because I don't think there is anything good for us.
Chris McLean: Oh, Is that what you think, Miss Glory? The first good news is that there will be no elimination ceremony today. That means no one will be eliminated tonight (some contestants cheer)
Crimson Glory: Yeah, that sounds good. But it still doesn't cheer me up.
Chris McLean: The second good news is that there is no challenges today. You have the day off.
Crimson Glory: Okay. Now this is starting to cheer me up.
Chris McLean: And the third good news is that all of you will spend the day in a five star resort. (everyone cheer)
Penny: That's awesome!
Crimson Glory: Finally a real reward!
Big: Yay. I can't wait to enjoy the day at a resort with Fro...(starts crying again) FROGGY! (everyone groan)
Beardo: Come on, Big. Cheer up. We will spend the day in a luxury resort! Isn't it exciting?
Big: It is if Froggy is with me.
Golan: Stop whining, you fat idiot. Forget about that stupid frog. (Beardo and Kitana glares at Golan)
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] I hope my day off is not ruined by that annoying cat. I swear I will kill him.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] Hey yeah, girl! First Pacifica got eliminated, and now I win a trip to a five star resort. Woohoo! I think I won the lottery.
[The contestants are on the dock, waiting for the yacht to arrive]
Penny: This is exciting. I can't wait to get to that five star resort.
Beardo: Me too.
Chris McLean: Here it comes (everyone cheer)
Crimson Glory: Resort here I go! (the yacht arrives on the island)
Chris McLean: Oh, I almost forgot it. We have a special surprise for you.
Penny: Really? This is going to be awesome! (someone gets off the yacht and Penny changes her mood) NO! This can't be happening! (Pacifica Northwest is back)
Pacifica: Hi, Penny.
Penny and Beardo: PACIFICA?!
Chris McLean: Looks like Pacifica Northwest is back for more.
Beardo: What is she doing here?!
Penny: Yeah. She can't be here. She has already been eliminated!
Chris McLean: Yeah. And so is Jumpy Ghostface, Leonard, Kitty.
Crimson Glory: What?
Chris McLean: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the eliminated contestants. (as Chris names them, the ex-contestants get off the yacht) The Jumpy Rabbit, Jumpy Ghostface. The Selfie Girl, Kitty. The Creppy Goth, Crimson. The Friendly Blondie, Nazz. The Nice Rocker, Spud. The Basket-Weaving Monster, Scuzzlebutt. The Talkative Pig, Peppa. And The LARPer, Leonard. (Everyone is shocked by the return of all the eliminated contestants)
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] I'm somewhat surprised. All contestants who have been eliminated are here. What's going on?
Big: [CONFESSIONAL] Yay! All our friends are back.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] (completely upset) WHY?! WHY IS PACIFICA HERE?!
Ookla: [CONFESSIONAL] Friend Scuzzlebutt is back! Ookla missed Scuzzlebutt so much!
Chris McLean: (Ookla runs to hug his friend Scuzzlebutt. But Chris stops him) Nah ah. Players still competing can't interact with ex-players. (Ookla gets depressed and walks away from Scuzzlebutt) Alright! Contestants, the yacht is waiting for you.
Mary: Uh, I have a question. Why are all the eliminated contestants here?
Golan: Didn't you hear him? The yacht is waiting for us. (Golan shoves Mary and heads to the yacht) WOOHOO, PARTY TIME!
Mary: (gets up and adjusts her glasses) I'll need some time at that resort after that shove. (Mary, Kitana, Killer Moth and Ookla heads to the yacht)
Penny: (to Pacifica) I don't know what you're doing here. But I hope it's the last time I gonna see your hideous face.
Pacifica: (smirks at Penny) The same I say, Pigtails (Penny, Beardo, and the rest of the contestants head to the yacht)
Chris McLean: Goodbye. Have a nice rest! (the yacht leaves the island) So, nice to see you all again. We have missed you.
Pacifica: One night was enough to forget all of you.
Chris McLean: You guys have all been the most unlucky contestants. Sucks to be you! Scuzzlebutt, you were the first voted off because your basket weaving skills played against you. Leonard, Peppa, you were the next to go for being the most annoying players in the competition.
Peppa: (she stomps) I am not annoying! (snorts)
Chris McLean: Spud, despite your decent performance in challenges, you screwed it all for a box of chocolates.
Spud: They weren't just a box of chocolates. They were Choco Oinks!
Chris McLean: Whatever you say, Spuddy Doo. Crimson, you were eliminated by mistake because you share the same name as other player. Nazz, you got voted out for screwing up the fashion challenge just because of your grotesque zit.
Nazz: Please, let's not talk about it again.
Chris McLean: Okay, Miss Pimples. Kitty, you preferred your cell phone over the chance to win one million dollars. That was an awful decision.
Kitty: Hey, my phone is the most important thing.
Chris McLean: Hello? You can get hundreds of phones with the million dollars! (Kitty folds her arms) Jumpy, you long unconsciousness prevented you from continuing in the competition.
Jumpy Ghostface: Actually, it was Go...
Chris McLean: ...and Pacifica, you were eliminated because your evil plan to sabotage Penny was exposed by Beardo.
Pacifica: Curse you, Weirdoman.
Chris McLean: Okay. Everyone heads to the main lodge for a final meal. (everyone groan)
Kitty: Oh, really?
Pacifica: This is gonna suck!
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] The food here was the second thing I didn't miss about this old disgusting island.
Kitty: [CONFESSIONAL] I'm glad to be back here. I wonder why Chris brought us all back. Hmm.
[Later, at main lodge]
Chef Hatchet: I will welcome you all back with this special dish for you.
Spud: Uh, what is that thing?
Chef: It's the same meal that I served you on the first day. (everyone gag) Hope you enjoy it. (laughs)
Nazz: Thank goodness I ate some snacks before coming here.
Jumpy Ghostface: I don't think i can eat this.
Chef: How about a rabbit stew? Surely you can deal with that. (shows a evil grin and Jumpy Ghostface retches)
Jumpy Ghostface: No, thanks. I can eat this. (takes a bite) Mmm, yum...(gags)...my. (Jumpy Ghostface collapses)
Nazz: (gasps) Is he going to be okay?
Kitty: We hope so.
Pacifica: (filing her nails) Ugh! What a bunch of losers.
Kitty: Does that include you?
Pacifica: Shut up! (Scuzzlebutt offers Pacifica some flowers)
Scuzzlebutt: Frieeend (Pacifica knocks the flowers out of his hands)
Pacifica: Get away from me, Bigfoot! (Scuzzlebutt grunts depressed)
Kitty: Hey, Don't be mean with him! He just wants to be your friend.
Pacifica: I don't want to be friends with some horrible monster like him.
Kitty: (to Nazz) Girl, that girl Pacifica is so mean.
Nazz: Penny was right about her.
Chris McLean: Hey, guys. How is your meal?
Kitty: Uh, I don't know how to answer that question without offending the chef. (Chef growls in anger)
Chris McLean: Anyway. Meet up in 20 minutes at the meeting area. I have news for you.
Nazz: Wait! Why don't you tell us the news now?
Chris McLean: You have to wait for it. It's a surprise. (he leaves)
Nazz: [CONFESSIONAL] What does Chris have planned for us?
Jumpy Ghostface: [CONFESSIONAL] I don't feel so good (Jumpy pukes in the toilet)
[Later, the ex-contestants met with Chris at the meeting area]
Chris McLean: Okay! Surely you are asking why is everyone here.
Kitty: We will receive a consolation prize?
Chris McLean: Something better than that.
Pacifica: A trip to a five star resort?
Chris McLean: Nope
Peppa: (snorts) It is a dollhouse? Because I love dollhouses.
Chris McLean: (annoyed) No!
Nazz: So what is?
Chris McLean: As you know, nine of you have been eliminated. However, one of you will have the opportunity to return to the competition and have the second chance to win the million dollars. (everyone cheer)
Kitty: Oh, great!
Leonard: [CONFESSIONAL] I will have the opportunity to return to the competition? I told them that my spells could work!
Spud: [CONFESSIONAL] Wow! We will have the opportunity to return to the game?! That's awesome! Woohoo! (plays air guitar)
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] Yaaay!
Crimson: [CONFESSIONAL] (sighs) Whatever.
Chris McLean: In order to return to the game, you must participate in a challenge.
Pacifica: Let's do it!
Chris McLean: Let's start with the challenge right now. We have hidden some of your heads around the island.
Peppa: That's a lie. I have my head right here!
Chris McLean: Your mission is to find five carved wooden heads of your...(interrupted by Peppa)
Peppa: I can count to five. One...two...three...
Chris McLean: (slightly irritated) Once you find your heads, you have to go back here with your five heads and...(interrupted by Peppa again)
Peppa: Five heads? But I only have one.
Chris McLean: (completely irritated) Nine of you...(interrupted by Peppa again)
Peppa: Oh, but my head is...
Chris McLean: PEPPA!
Peppa: Hee hee hee. That's my name! What is yours? What would you like to play next? I like to jump in muddy puddles. (Everyone is irritated by Peppa. even Scuzzlebutt, who covers his ears in frustration) What if we better sing the bing bong song?
Chris McLean: Enough already! Chef?!
Peppa: Huh? (Chef takes Peppa away. Everyone sighs in relief and Scuzzlebutt uncovers his ears in satisfaction)
Chris McLean: What I was trying to say is that eight of you will have to find your five carved wooden heads that are hidden in the island. Once you find your five heads, you must come back here to claim your reward. (Chris gives some clues to each person) Here are some clues to help you find your heads.
Kitty: (reads the clue) "Where we take refuge in the winter"
Leonard: (reads the clue) "Everyone dumps their waste on me"
Scuzzlebutt: (reads the clue) "Roar. Roar. Grr. Roar. Fishes"
Pacifica: (reads the clue) "I am dirt, brown and surrounded by animals" (points to Scuzzlebutt) Do you have one of my carved head?! Give it to me, you fat beast!
Chris McLean: I don't think Scuzzlebutt has your carved head, Pacifica.
Pacifica: Then I'll go find it right now! (Pacifica runs away to find her carved heads)
Chris McLean: Wait!
Spud: Hey! She got ahead of us! (Spud runs away)
Chris McLean: Wait, I have not finished explaining...(Nazz, Leonard, Jumpy and Kitty run away) Ah, forget it.
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] The search has started. Pacifica Northwest is one step away from returning to competition. I mean, come on, I have been the latest eliminated contestant. The rest of the eliminated contestants are complete fools. We have a stupid little bunny, a dimwit punk, a creppy goth, a bimbo, a silly girl who can't even spend ten seconds without her phone, a big fat slow monster and an imbecile who thinks magic is real. Yep, I gonna win this challenge and I will go back to the game.
Kitty: [CONFESSIONAL] I really want to go back to the competition. So I will do my best to win this challenge.
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] (reads the clue) "Grrr. Grrr. Roar. Grrr" (confused) I need help. Grrr. (Scuzzlebutt leaves the confessional, unaware that one of his carved heads is there)
Kitty: (reads the clue) "We live underground and one of the former teams are named after us". Mmm, I've seen all the seasons of Total Drama. Maybe i remember some teams. Killer Bass, Villainous Vultures, Team Amazon, Screaming Gophers. SCREAMING GOPHERS! Gophers live underground. (Kitty finds a hole) I think there are gophers here. And also one of my carved heads. (Kitty puts her arm in a hole) I hope to find something there. OW! Something bit me! (Kitty pulls her arm out of the hole and a gopher is biting her hand) LET IT GO! (Kitty puts her other arm in the hole) Huh? (Kitty finds one of his carved heads heads in the hole) YES! I FOUND THE FIRST ONE! Thank you, Mr. Gopher. (she takes a selfie with the gopher, blinding it)
Spud: (reads the clue) "I'm sweet, but my producers are itchy". I don't get it. (Spud finds a beehive) A beehive? Hmm. I guess one of my carved heads is hidden there. (he climbs a tree to reach the beehive) Almost close. Here I go! (Spud jumps off of the tree and grabs the beehive. he falls to the ground and breaks the beehive) Ow! That fall was awesome! (Spud finds his carved head) Dude, I found it! Great! (Spud notices that his arms are covered in honey) Oh, honey! (he starts licking her arms) Sweet! (Several bees leave the broken beehive) Uh, hi bees. You want some...honey? (the bees starts to sting him. Spud doesn't react to the pain of bee stings) Uh, looks like you are somewhat...upset.
Pacifica: (walking in the woods while reading her clue) "Dirt, brown and surrounded by animals" What could it be? (Pacifica finds a pig pen) A Pig pen? Oh gosh. I hope one of my carved heads is not there. Huh? (Pacifica looks at a pig, who is nibbling on a carved head belonging to her. Pacifica groan in frustration) Are you plucking kidding me?! I will not get my clothes dirty again! (Leonard walks past Pacifica)
Leonard: Greetings, Lady Mermaid
Pacifica: Hello, Lord Dorkus Loserus!
Leonard: Some luck looking for your magic carved heads? Because I have been able to find one. I'm not sure if I found it or It found me.
Pacifica: WHAT?
Leonard: Oh well. I'm going to explore the island to find the rest of the magic heads. Farewell!
Leonard: [CONFESSIONAL] I hope to find the five carved heads soon. I wanna find them all and be able to summon the god Wawanakwa to grant me a wish.
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] That freaking wizard was able to find his freaking carved head?! (sighs) I guess I'll have to make some sacrifices to win this challenge.
Pacifica: (She reluctantly enters the pigpen to take her carved head) Come here, you little piggy. Give me that! (a pig runs up behind her and knocks her over. Pacifica falls face down into the mud. She grunts in anger) You stupid animal! (Pacifica takes her carved head) Finally! (A pig licks her face) EWWWW! I HATE PIGS!
[Meantime, Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface are walking in the forest]
Nazz: We need to find our carved heads soon.
Jumpy Ghostface: Yeah
Nazz: What does you clue say?
Jumpy Ghostface: (reads the clue) "Climb to the top and you will find me"
Nazz: Hmm. I think one of your heads is located on top of one of the trees.
Jumpy Ghostface: Great. But which tree is the head located?
Nazz: Look. I think I can see your carved wooden head on top of this tree.
Jumpy Ghostface: YAY! (Jumpy starts climbing the tree)
Nazz: Be careful Jumpy!
Jumpy Ghostface: (climbing the tree) Don't worry. I can do this.
Nazz: Keep climbing, Jumpy. You're doing it good!
Jumpy Ghostface: I got it! (Jumpy takes the head and falls out of the tree) WHOA! (lands headfirst to the ground)
Nazz: OW! Are you alright?
Jumpy Ghostface: Yes. OW! I guess. (Jumpy gets up) What does you clue say?
Nazz: (reads her clue) "Navigate, swim or dive if you want to find me. Three buoys". Hmm. I guess I have to go to the lake.
Jumpy Ghostface: Alright. To the lake! (Both Nazz and Jumpy runs to the lake. But they bump into Scuzzlebutt) OW!
Nazz: Hey, It's the guy who got eliminated first!
Jumpy Ghostface: Hey Scuzzlebutt, what's up?
Scuzzlebutt: Grr...
Nazz: What?
Scuzzlebutt: I found something. (Scuzzlebutt shows some carved wooden heads of Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface)
Nazz: HE FOUND THEM!
Jumpy Ghostface: Where did you find them?
Scuzzlebutt: Under a bed and inside a closet
Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface: (reads their clues) "Where the Boogeyman hides at night"
Nazz: Wow. He found them before us. (Scuzzlebutt gives the carved wooden heads to Nazz and Jumpy) Thank you Scuzzlebutt.
Jumpy Ghostface: Yeah. Thank you.
Scuzzlebutt: Friends help Scuzzlebutt?
Nazz: Sure Scuzzlebutt. We will help you to find your heads.
Jumpy Ghostface: Yeah
Scuzzlebutt: (hugs Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface) FRIENDS!
Nazz: OW! I think my bones just cracked.
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] (clapping happily) Scuzzlebutt happy because cute girl and little rabbit will help me. Grrr. I'm too happy.
Kitty: (reads her clue) "We stuff food in there". That one is easy. The fridge. (Kitty enters the kitchen) Hmm. Chef is not here. That is good. (Kitty opens the fridge and finds her carved head) YES! (Kitty takes her carved head) Awww. They did my nose bigger on this one! (Chef appears behind her) Uh-oh. (Kitty runs away screaming as Chef chases her) PLEASE, STOP CHASING ME! (Kitty throws her carved head at Chef, knocking him out) Oops. I'm sorry. (Kitty takes her carved head and goes back to the forest. On her way, Kitty meets Spud. She gasps in horror) What happened to you?
Spud: (completely bloated from the stings) Meh. Some bees got mad at me. But at least I got my...(Spud begins to feel the bee stings)
Kitty: Uh, are you okay?
Spud: (he starts to feel the pain and lets out a loud scream) AAAAAAH! (Spud runs away)
Kitty: I think he is not okay.
Spud: (running through the forest) AAAAAAH! IT HURTS! (he runs past Pacifica)
Pacifica: (turns to see Spud) Eww. What's wrong with that weird? (she looks forward and sees Crimson. Pacifica screams scared) Jiminy Cricket! You freaking vampire! You scared me!
Crimson: I am not a vampire. Though I wish I was one.
Pacifica: Whatever. Stay away from me. I don't wanna see your creepy face again.
Crimson: I have something to tell you.
Pacifica: Oh yeah? Well, I'm sorry. But I never talk with creepy freaks. (Pacifica leaves) So goodbye, Frankenstein's daughter.
Crimson: [CONFESSIONAL] Psst. Frankenstein's daughter? Don't make me laugh (deadpan laugh) That is why I don't talk with such...colorful people.
[Meantime, Nazz, Jumpy Ghostface and Scuzzlebutt arrive at the beach]
Nazz: Look. There is a boat there. (Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface get on the boat)
Jumpy Ghostface: YAY! (Scuzzlebutt gets on the boat) NO, WAIT! (Nazz and Jumpy stop Scuzzlebutt from getting on the boat) Sorry Scuzz, but you can't go with us.
Scuzzlebutt: What?
Nazz: He is right. You are very big and heavy. Maybe you would sink the boat. No offense.
Jumpy Ghostface: I'm sorry Scuzzlebutt. But you have to stay here. (Scuzzlebutt gets very sad and walks away from Jumpy and Nazz) Scuzzlebutt, wait! (Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface start to feel guilty)
Nazz: [CONFESSIONAL] Now I feel sorry for him. He just wanted to help us. (sighs) I shouldn't have told him that he would sink the boat.
Nazz: Okay. Let's move! (Nazz drives the boat) We must navigate to where the three buoys are.
Jumpy Ghostface: Look. There are the three buoys. (Nazz stops the boat)
Nazz: I have to dive to find my head. But I don't want to wet my hair
Jumpy Ghostface: Don't worry. I will do it.
Nazz: Really? (hugs Jumpy Ghostface) Thank you! (Jumpy Ghostface jumps off the boat and and dives into the lake to find Nazz's carved wooden head)
Jumpy Ghostface: (Jumpy finds the carved wooden head and swims back to the surface) I did it!
Nazz: Good job, Jumpy! (Nazz looks at a shark approaching) JUMPY, LOOK OUT!
Jumpy Ghostface: SHARK! (The shark approaches Jumpy to eat him. Nazz stops it by hitting it several times on the head with an oar)
Nazz: Back off, you mad shark. He is my friend, not your food! (The shark swims away. Jumpy gets on the boat) Are you okay?!
Jumpy Ghostface: Yes. Thanks for saving me from that evil shark
Nazz: No problem. Friends are there to help you. (Jumpy laughs)
Nazz: [CONFESSIONAL] We are a good team. It's a pity we can't return to the competition together. But it would be better for one of us to find all the heads before the others.
[Later, Pacifica heads to a cave]
Pacifica: Seriously? The second carved head is inside that dark cave!? Oh well, At least there won't be pigs there. (Pacifica enters the cave and finds several bears sleeping. She, completely terrified, sneaks out of the cave) Okay. I can't do this. (Leonard walks past Pacifica) Oh, great. Here comes Lord Voldedork.
Leonard: Greetings again, Lady...
Pacifica: Can you shut up?! I don't have time to talk to an idiot like...(Pacifica got an idea) Oh, Leonard! I think I found something interesting inside that cave. But there are some wild bears there. Maybe you can defeat them with your magic.
Leonard: Don't worry, Princess. I'll take care of that. If I have tamed dragons and minotaurs, I can also tame bears. (Leonard enters the cabin) Salutations, furry creatures! Please be peaceful. I won't hurt you unless you want to hurt me. (Bears growl) Okay. You asked for it. (pulls out his stick) Ursidius Stun Maximus (Bears get close to Leonard) Ursidius Stun Maximus! (his spell doesn't work and Leonard starts to get nervous) Ursidius Stun Maximus! Ursidius Stun...MAMA! (The bears attacks Leonard. While the bears are mauling Leonard, Pacifica sneaks into the cave and grabs her carved head)
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] And I got another one carved head. Three more, and I'll have this challenge as finished. I wonder if the wizard is still alive.
Leonard: [CONFESSIONAL] (in a full body cast) I can't believe my spell didn't work. Again! OW!
Crimson: (digging in the ground) If my head is not here, I hope at least find a skull.
Crimson: [CONFESSIONAL] I need a skull for something. 'Cause whatever.
Crimson: (Crimson digs up something. She finds her carved wooden head and raises it up) I found you, soulless head. (Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface walk past Crimson)
Nazz: When you stub your toe and it hurts you know
Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface: Friends are there to help you
Jumpy Ghostface: When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced
Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface: Friends are there to help you
Crimson: What are you singing?
Nazz: It's a friendship song. Do you have any friendship?
Crimson: I'd rather call it "Shared souls".
Nazz: (confused) O-kay? Excuse me Crimson, Have you seen Scuzzlebutt?
Crimson: Who?
Nazz: Scuzzlebutt. A giant furry creature with a celery arm, a mutant leg, and a beard. (Crimson doesn't reply them. She just sighs and walks away) Wait! At least tell us if you saw him.
Jumpy Ghostface: Forget her, friend. Let's find our heads.
Nazz: What about Scuzzlebutt?
Jumpy Ghostface: I think he's already doing the challenge. What does you clue say?
Nazz: (reads her clue) "Wash your hands to find me". I know where is. It must be hidden in the sink.
Jumpy Ghostface: Great. But where? In the kitchen or in the restroom?
Nazz: I'll go to the kitchen. You go to the restrooms.
Jumpy Ghostface: Okay. Let's go! (Jumpy Ghostface and Nazz go their separate ways)
Jumpy Ghostface: [CONFESSIONAL] I really like helping my friend Nazz to find her heads. She really deserves to return to the competition.
Nazz: [CONFESSIONAL] Glad to have Jumpy as a helper. But I don't want him to help me find all my heads. He really deserves to return to the game as he had a very unfair elimination.
[Time passes and the players find their heads. Kitty finds her carved head in a trash can, Spud finds his inside a pot, and Jumpy Ghostface finds Nazz's carved wooden head in the bathroom sink. Pacifica finds her carved head inside the mouth of a taxidermied Sasquatchanakwa. But when Pacifica leaves, the Sasquatchanakwa is actually alive and walks away. Scuzzlebutt finds his carved head on the roof of the cabin. But he falls through the roof due to his weight. Crimson finds hers hidden in an apron. Chef appears behind her and growls at her. But when Crimson turns to see him, Chef freaks out. Nazz finds Jumpy's carved wooden head in some campfire logs and Leonard finds his carved head in a nest. Unfortunately for Leonard, he is unable to reach the nest due to his injuries. Minutes later, Pacifica is walking through the woods, looking for her fourth wooden head]
Pacifica: I've been walking through the woods and still haven't found that stupid head. (bumps into Scuzzlebutt) Watch where you're going, you ugly monster.
Scuzzlebutt: Grr (Scuzzlebutt shows a carved wooden heads of Pacifica)
Pacifica: Hey, that's mine! Give me that! (Pacifica rudely takes the carved head)
Scuzzlebutt: Help? (shows Pacifica his clues)
Pacifica: Oh. You wanna me to help you? (Scuzzlebutt nods) Sure. No problem. (Pacifica takes Scuzzlebutt's clues) Let me see what it says. Hmm, you have to find...(Pacifica starts tearing the clues to pieces. Scuzzlebutt gasps in horror. She throws the pieces in his face) Good luck finding your heads now. SUCKER! (Pacifica runs away laughing)
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] (completely sad) Little girl is mean. She is not my friend!
Scuzzlebutt: (He tries to put the pieces together, but the wind scatters them away) NO! (Scuzzle runs to recover the pieces, but falls into a hole) ROAAAAR! OW!
[Later...]
Kitty: (walking through the woods while scratching her arm) Gross. That carved head was hidden in that anthill. I wonder how they were able to hide it there. (Kitty finds Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface) Hey guys!
Nazz: Hi Kitty. I'm glad to see you.
Jumpy Ghostface: Yeah. Especially because we found something that belongs to you. (Jumpy shows a carved wooden heads of Kitty)
Kitty: Oh great! Thank you (Kitty takes a selfie with Jumpy, blinding him)
Jumpy Ghostface: Oh, my eyes!
Kitty: Whoops. Sorry. One more, and I'll finish the challenge.
Nazz: Really? Me too
Jumpy Ghostface: And me.
Kitty: Great! I'd better go find my last head before you guys. Good luck! (Kitty runs away)
Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface: Thanks!
Nazz: Jumpy, we must hurry up! (Nazz and Jumpy run to find their last carved heads. Scuzzlebutt manages to get out of the hole and runs away)
Spud: [CONFESSIONAL] I just found another of my wooden heads. I am getting closer to winning this challenge. Woohoo. huh? (Spud finds out that he lost the rest of his carved heads) What? Where are my heads? Oh man!
Pacifica: (looking in the bushes) I must hurry. The last head must be around here. (She finds something in the bush) I think I found it! (Pacifica found a rock) OH, REALLY?! (Pacifica throws the rock, hitting Leonard on the head with it)
Leonard: OW!
Pacifica: (looking for her carved head in the bushes) Come on! Come on! Where the heck are you?
Kitty: I FOUND IT! I FOUND MY LAST HEAD! (Kitty runs to the meeting area) WOOHOO!
Pacifica: What?! NOOO! (she trips over something) What the...? (Pacifica finds her last carved head) I finally found it! (Pacifica runs to the meeting area) You won't win this! I will be the one who wins this challenge!
Kitty: NO WAY! I gonna win this challenge!
Pacifica: Not if I make it to the finish line first. (Pacifica shoves Kitty)
Kitty: Hey!
Nazz: (Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface are still looking for their carved heads) Gosh. We must find our heads soon! (Pacifica and Kitty run past them) Oh no! I think they already found all their heads.
Jumpy Ghostface: Nazz. I found your last head. Run!
Nazz: But what about you?
Jumpy Ghostface: I'll be fine. JUST RUN! (Nazz runs to the meeting area)
Pacifica: (The three girls are racing to the finish line) You will not beat me. I will win the challenge and return to the competition.
Kitty: In your dreams, you cheater blondie cow!
Chris McLean: (The girls arrive to the meeting zone) And here they come! (The girls reach the finish line at the same time)
Nazz: I did it! I won!
Pacifica: NO WAY! I reached the finish line first! You are the losers!
Kitty: WHAT?! I MADE IT TO THE FINISH LINE FIRST. I WON!
Pacifica: NO, YOU DID NOT! (The girls start arguing as the others arrive at the meeting zone)
Chris McLean: Girls, calm down! We already have a winner. We will announce it at the elimination ceremony.
Pacifica: Fine. See you at elimination ceremony, Suckers! (Pacifica walks away)
Scuzzlebutt: (leaving the bathroom) Roar?
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] It's official, I will return to the competition. And these idiots are out!
[That night, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris McLean: Okay, people. You have all spent your last day on the island. But one of you will still stay here to rejoin the competition.
Kitty: And that's me.
Pacifica: NO WAY! I've won. You lost. I'll go back to the game. You guys are out!
Nazz: NO! I am the winner!
Pacifica: Winner? Ha! Rather you are a wiener.
Nazz: SHUT UP! (Nazz, Kitty and Pacifica start to argue)
Chris McLean: STOP ALREADY! We already picked a winner. And we'll reveal it as soon as you shut up. Okay.
Pacifica: Fine!
Chris McLean: The contestant who returns to the competition and gets a second chance to win the million dollar prize is.
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Kitty: What?
Nazz: WHAT?
Pacifica: WHAT?!
Scuzzlebutt: Roar?
Pacifica: Not fair! He has not finished the challenge. He ain't found his stupid carved wooden heads.
Chris McLean: That's right. But at least he found this. (Chris pulls out a golden Chris head) It's the Golden God McLean. Whoever finds it, would immediately skip the challenge. And Scuzzlebutt was the lucky one to have found it.
Pacifica: What? You never mentioned about a Golden McLean whatevah!
Chris McLean: I was going to mention about it. But you all ran away before I were able to tell you. The only ones who stayed were Scuzz and Crimson.
Pacifica: (to Crimson) And why didn't you say anything?!
Crimson: Because you never talk with creepy freaks.
Pacifica: Wait! But that monster never made it to the finish line!
Chris McLean: Well, he made it long before you. He reached the finish line, won the challenge and then went to the bathroom. (Pacifica groans)
Kitty: [CONFESSIONAL] That's what we get for being extremely competitive. Oh well, It was good while it lasted. I'll watch the rest of the season at my home. (she takes a selfie)
Jumpy Ghostface: [CONFESSIONAL] Too bad I lost my chance to return to the competition. But at least I will be with my friend Nazz.
Nazz: [CONFESSIONAL] Actually, I'm glad I don't have to go back to the competition. I have already had too many humiliations. And really the million dollar prize would not be worth it. Party at my home! Woohoo!
Crimson: [CONFESSIONAL] (sighs) Whatever.
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] NOOOOOOOOOO!
Chris McLean: Congratulations Scuzzlebutt! You are back to the game. Now you will be able to meet up with your old friends.
Scuzzlebutt: YAY!
Chris McLean: As for the rest of you, Thank you for participating in this show. But now it's time for you to go to their respective homes.
Spud: You mean we have to go to that giant slingshot again?
Chris McLean: Unfortunately not. (Chef arrives on the island with a boat) You will take the exit at the Boat of Losers. Because, well, You are all losers. (he laughs)
Kitty: Oh well. At least this is better than the giant slingshot. (Kitty, Spud and Leonard head to the boat of losers) Goodbye Scuzzlebutt. Congratulations. I hope you win.
Nazz: (to Scuzzlebutt) Good luck, buddy! (Nazz, Crimson and Jumpy Ghostface head to the boat of losers)
Jumpy Ghostface: Goodbye, Scuzzlebutt.
Scuzzlebutt: Goodbye, Friend.
Jumpy Ghostface: But watch out for Golan. He is not a friend. He is a bad guy!
Scuzzlebutt: Golan...bad guy.
Pacifica: (to Scuzzlebutt) What are you waiting for? Go with the other losers to the boat of losers.
Chris McLean: Pacifica, you are out. You are the one who must go.
Pacifica: No way! I'm not going anywhere!
Chris McLean: You have to go. You lost. Get over it!
Pacifica: I won't go on that boat with these losers.
Chris McLean: (makes a sneaky smile) Okay.
[Cut to Pacifica in the Shot of Shame]
Pacifica: NO! WAIT! I CHANGED MY MIND! I'LL TAKE THE BOAT OF LOSERS!
Chris McLean: I'm sorry, but the boat has already left. Now you must take the giant slingshot. Unless you want to swim out of here.
Pacifica: Uh...Can I get out of here swimming? (Chris pulls the lever, activates the slingshot and shoots Pacifica off the island) AAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris McLean: Too late! (laughs) Scuzzlebutt! As a reward for winning today's challenge, you will not only return to competition; you will also spend the night in a luxurious cabin with a delicious banquet. Enjoy it!
Scuzzlebutt: YAY! (hugs Chris)
Chris McLean: Okay, okay. STOP ALREADY! (Scuzzlebutt puts Chris back down) Now go! (Scuzzlebutt runs to the luxurious trailer) Okay. That's all for today. Scuzzlebutt is back to the game, and the boys team gets back another member. Will the basket-weaving monster be able to last longer in the competition? Or will he just be a wasted player? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Crossover!