Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama Crossover. In a very special episode, nine unlucky contestants that were previously eliminated returned to the island in order to return to the competition. Despite Pacifica's hard sacrifice, Nazz and Jumpy's teamwork, and Kitty's strong motivation, the winner was the basket weaver monster, Scuzzlebutt. Now with him back in the game, the boys team are eight again. But for how long? Will our furry friend last longer in the competition this time? Or will he just last one day and go back to the list of the losers again? Find out right now on Total...Drama...Crossover.
[A yacht arrives at the dock. The contestants get off the yacht and return to the island]
Golan: Woohoo! That resort was awesome!
Killer Moth: Yeah. But now here we are. Back to this disgusting island.
Golan: Yeah. But it was nice while it lasted.
Penny: (to Beardo) That jacuzzi was so good!
Beardo: And the massages were relaxing!
Big: (holding a box of chocolates) And the food was so yummy!
Mary: (to Big) Are you sure you're okay? I'm really surprised that you're not sick yet.
Beardo: (to Mary) Why would Big be sick?
Mary: Because he is eating chocolates.
Beardo: So?
Mary: Chocolate contains Theobromine.
Penny: Theobovin...what?
Mary: Theobromine is an alkaloid that comes from the cacao plant. And Theobromine is harmful to both Canis lupus and Felis catus. (Beardo, Penny and Big look confused at her, and a frustrated Mary explains them again) Chocolate is poisonous to cats and dogs. And your friend Big is a cat.
Beardo: Oh! Well, Big has been eating chocolates at the resort. And he is still alive. So I think the "Theo-thing" is not harmful to him.
Big: That's good. Because I love chocolate.
Crimson Glory: Hey, Kitana, Where have you been last night?
Penny: Yeah. When the waiter brought us lobsters and steaks for dinner, you just disappeared.
Beardo: (to Kitana) Right. You weren't with us during the night party either.
Big: (to Kitana) You weren't with us during midnight fishing either.
Storm: Big! No one was fishing with you last night.
Big: Oh, right.
Storm: Besides, you weren't even in your room last night. And I know because I entered the girls' rooms to play them a prank. (Crimson Glory, Penny and Mary glare at him)
Crimson Glory: (angrily) Oh! So you are the jerk who dumped snails on my bed!
Storm: Oh, I should not have said that! (Crimson Glory punches him) OW! (Golan laughs)
Golan: Nice hit, Baby!
Kitana: I was outside the resort meditating.
Killer Moth: What? You wasted your day off at a resort meditating?!
Kitana: At least I didn't waste my day off trying to beat up my enemies.
Storm: She is right. At least she wasn't beat up by someone several times. (Storm laughs. Killer Moth glares at him and throws a coconut at him) OW! (Chris appears)
Chris McLean: You all finally arrived. Welcome back. Did you guys miss me?
Crimson Glory: Oops...I was so busy enjoying the spa resort that I forgot to miss you. (Penny, Beardo and Fiskerton laugh)
Chris McLean: Well, I'm very glad that you enjoyed your day off at the resort. But now everyone to the dining hall. Chef is waiting for you with a special breakfast.
Crimson Glory: Oh, bummer!
Golan: Hey, at least you enjoyed your free time at that amazing resort. (Crimson Glory glares at him)
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] I didn't really enjoy my free time at that resort. How can you spend a relaxing day at a resort when you have a big obnoxious jerk following you every single second? (Crimson groans and folds her arms) My only relaxing day ruined by that stupid fat demon.
[Everyone in the main lodge]
Penny: I will definitely miss the good food at that resort.
Beardo: Me too. I'd choke on this food.
Chef Hatchet: I would like to see that, kid. (Chef chuckles as Beardo and Penny take their trays and walk away from him)
Crimson Glory: Either I'm hallucinating or my food just moved (her food starts crawling around the table) Yeah. (Golan appears behind her and covers her eyes)
Golan: Who am I?
Crimson Glory: An idiot?
Golan: Yeah! That's me!
Crimson Glory: Ugh! What do you want now?!
Golan: I just want to make my girl happy.
Crimson Glory: Then go make Mary happy.
Golan: Haha. You are so funny, baby. Come on, tell me what you want me to do. I will do whatever you want.
Crimson Glory: Whatever I want?
Golan: Whatever you want.
Crimson Glory: Okay. Uh, shove Mary's face into her food.
Golan: Okay (Golan shoves Mary's face into her food)
Mary: OW! Hey, that's not cool! (she coughs up food)
Golan: (to Crimson Glory) Done!
Crimson Glory: Okay? Now give that boy a wedgie.
Golan: Sure. No problem.
Beardo: (chatting with penny) Did you visit the sauna? It was rela...(Golan appears behind Beardo and gives him a wedgie)...AAAAAAAAAH! (Golan and Killer Moth laugh)
Penny: (she gasps in horror) Beardo, are you okay?
Beardo: I think I broke my buns. (Crimson Glory laughs)
Crimson Glory: That was awesome!
Golan: Now what do you want me to do for you, Darling?
Crimson Glory: That's all for now. Now let me have my breakfast in peace.
Golan: Okay, Baby. I'm leaving. See you later (Golan leaves)
Crimson Glory: But punch that albatross before you leave.
Storm: Huh?! (Golan punches Storm) OW! (Crimson Glory and Killer Moth laugh, and Kitana glares at them)
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] I disapprove of Crimson laughing at Golan's victims. And Golan is a complete evil monster. Why would he beat up his own teammates? That guy has no honor.
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] You know, this is starting to like me. I'll have to pretend to be his girlfriend to manipulate that big horned fat guy and get what I want. That way I will be able to go to the finals easily.
Storm: [CONFESSIONAL] (holding a ice bag) The bad guys are having fun hurting the other contestants. I would really like to join their group. That way I will be able to have fun with them. and I will also be safe from their beatings.
Mary: (looks at Ookla, who is depressed) Ookla? Are you okay?
Ookla: Ookla misses friend Scuzzlebutt.
Mary: Don't worry. You will see him soon. But now you must focus on the competition.
Ookla: Ookla be a strong player. Ookla will win game for friend Scuzzle...(the collar starts to malfunction)...ROAAAR.
Mary: Hold on. Let me make some adjustments (Mary fixes Ookla's collar) Now speak.
Ookla: Ookla will win game for friend Scuzzlebutt.
Mary: That's very nice of you, Ookla. You are a such a nice guy. (Ookla hugs Mary) Ugh! And also a very strong guy.
[Later, at the meeting area, the contestants are waiting for Chris to announce today's challenge]
Crimson Glory: Uh, can we start the challenge now?
Chris McLean: Hold on, Crimson. We will start the challenge when everyone is here.
Penny: What? But everyone is here now.
Chris McLean: Not exactly.
Penny: What?
Chris McLean: Remember the nine ex-contestants who arrived on the island yesterday? Well, they came here to participate in a special challenge. The winner would return to the competition! (contestants gasp)
Crimson Glory: WHAT?!
Killer Moth: NO FAIR!
Chris McLean: Yeah. Isn't it exciting?
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] So a former contestant is gonna return to the game. Hmm, I wonder who it is.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] If Pacifica is the one who returns to the competition, I swear that I will take the Shot of Shame by myself. I'd rather lose the million dollar prize than spend another day with that blondie brat bug.
Chris McLean: Please welcome back to our gentle contestant...SCUZZLEBUTT!
Kitana: Who?!
Mary: What?
Killer Moth and Golan: WHAT?! (Scuzzlebutt shows up and greets the contestants)
Scuzzlebutt: Grrr!
Chris McLean: Yep! Our friendly basket-weaving monster is back!
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] Of all the contestants who were eliminated recently, the winner was the fat monster who got eliminated in the first day. What an irony!
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] Suck Le'Butt is...BACK?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Ookla: [CONFESSIONAL] (cheerfully) YAAAAAAAAAY! FRIEND SCUZZLEBUTT IS HERE!
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] Awesome! Scuzzlebutt is back! I really missed him and l'm glad he came back. I just hope he doesn't get eliminated so soon. Again.
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] I really forgot this contestant existed.
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] (grunts happily)
Scuzzlebutt: (runs to his friends to hug them) Frieeeends!
Beardo: (being hugged by Scuzzlebutt) I'm so happy that you're back, Buddy!
Big: (being hugged by Scuzzlebutt) Nice to see you again, Big fella.
Ookla: Ookla missed Scuzzlebutt. (hugs Scuzzlebutt) Ookla happy!
Scuzzlebutt: (to Ookla) friend Ookla! (Scuzzlebutt smiles tearfully. Golan and Killer Moth glare at Scuzzlebutt)
Chris McLean: (annoyed) Okay, okay, enough already with the hugs! Let's start with the challenge. (Chris presses a button) Today's challenge is to find the bombs hidden somewhere in this old abandoned mine. Once you find the bombs, you must defuse them before time runs out. You have 45 minutes...(an explosion is heard and the ground begins to shake)
Penny: What's going on?
Chris McLean: (to Chef Hatchet) Chef, I told you that you should time them to 45 minutes!
Chef Hatchet: My bad.
Chris McLean: (annoyed) Alright. Since Chef ruined the challenge, we will have a one-hour break. Meanwhile you can hang out with Scuzzlebutt.
Scuzzlebutt: (cheerfully) YAY!
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] Scuzzlebutt is happy to see friends again. (starts to get sad) I was so alone...(sniffs)...so alone. (starts to cry)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] What a disappointment! I can't believe that fat monster is back! That really outrages me!
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] (keeps crying)
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] I'm happy that Beardo's best friend is back. But I'm also so happy that Pacifica didn't come back. (laughs) Now knowing that Pacifica will not return to the competition, there's nothing to worry about.
[The boys are chatting with Scuzzlebutt at the cabin]
Beardo: It's nice to see you again, buddy. Where have you been during this time?
Scuzzlebutt: Mountains. Alone.
Beardo: Oh. Well, you will no longer be alone. Now you will be with your friends.
Ookla: (hugs Scuzzlebutt) Ookla missed Scuzzlebutt
Scuzzlebutt: and Scuzzlebutt missed Ookla.
Ookla: Wanna play with Ookla?
Scuzzlebutt: YAY! (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt run out of the cabin to play)
Beardo: Wow. They really love each other. I'm glad they finally got together.
Big: Yeah. They are great friends like me and Fro...(he remembers Froggy again and starts crying) FROGGY! (Beardo facepalms)
Golan: (watching Ookla and Scuzzlebutt playing together) Look at those two big suckers. Playing like two stupid preschoolers.
Killer Moth: Yeah. What a pair of idiots. (Storm appears)
Storm: Hey guys
Golan: What do you want, Beakface?
Storm: Oh. Well. Uh, can I join your group? (Golan and Killer Moth laugh)
Golan: (stops laughing) NO WAY!
Storm: Oh, please.
Killer Moth: Why would you want to join our group?
Golan: Yeah!
Storm: Because I want to be part of your alliance and have fun with you guys.
Killer Moth: I don't know. You don't even look like a bad boy like us.
Storm: But I'm a bad boy. Actually, I was the one who got Kitty eliminated for stealing her phone in that capture the flag challenge.
Killer Moth: Hmm. Okay. Maybe you can join our alliance.
Storm: REALLY? Oh, thank you!
Golan: But first you must do something for us so that you can be admitted to our group.
Storm: I will do whatever you order.
Killer Moth: Good. Get rid of Suck Le'Butt!
Storm: What?
Killer Moth: You just heard me! Get rid of Scuzzlebutt.
Storm: B-b-b-but he is a giant monster. I don't think I'll be able to get rid of him. Besides, he just came back.
Golan: He is right. We better get rid of one of the stinky girls. Anyone but my baby Crimson.
Killer Moth: (annoyed) UGH! Fine.
Storm: [CONFESSIONAL] This will be exciting. I'll be part of a bad guys alliance. Woohoo. I hope my boss doesn't get mad at me for joining another group of bad guys.
[Meantime, Kitana is training in the forest]
Crimson Glory: Yo Kitana!
Kitana: Crimson, I was waiting for you. We need to talk.
Crimson Glory: Sure girl. What do you want to talk about?
Kitana: About you and your "admirer".
Crimson Glory: Oh yeah. Golan. I'm not really interested in him.
Kitana: Are you sure?
Crimson Glory: Yeah.
Kitana: Well. Then you better stop manipulating him.
Crimson Glory: (sighs annoyed) Fine. What are you doing?
Kitana: Training. The boys got one member back. And this one looks a strong player.
Crimson Glory: What? Scuzzlething? Oh, don't worry about him. Scuzzlebuns is just a sweet-natured monster. He looks like another manipulable imbecile. (Kitana glares at Crimson)
Kitana: You better stay away from him too!
Crimson Glory: (annoyed) Okay! Jeez, what a bummer!
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] Crimson is too manipulative. People like her are usually backstabbers. So I better keep an eye on her.
Chris McLean: Okay. Let's start with the challenge. You must race to that old abandoned shed. There you will find some shovels. Each contestant will take a shovel and head to the beach to dig and find their key. Once you find your key, you must run to that mountain, where you will climb to the top. There you will use your keys to open a safe and take your flag. Then you will come down from the mountain and run back here. First team to arrive wins the challenge.
Crimson Glory: Piece of cake.
Big: (groans in sadness) Now I'm not only sad, but also hungry.
Killer Moth: Ha, this challenge is gonna be easy for me.
Chris McLean: Oh yeah. Killer Moth, you can't use your wings during challenge. You use them, and your team will be disqualified.
Killer Moth: (annoyed) What?! It's not fair. (Crimson Glory laughs mockingly at him)
Chris McLean: The race begins...NOW! (Chris blows an air horn and the contestants race to the old abandoned shed)
Beardo: (running along with Penny) Good luck in the challenge!
Penny: Thanks Beardo. But you better be careful on your way.
Beardo: Don't worry. I will be careful (crashes into a tree and falls to the ground)
Penny: (gasps) Are you okay?
Beardo: Y-yeah
Penny: Let me give you a hand. (Penny helps Beardo to get up)
Beardo: Thanks.
Penny: You're welcome. Come on, we have to go to that shed. (Penny runs away)
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] (sighs dreamily) Her hand was so delicate. Like her pretty face. Wait. What did I just say?
Ookla: (running along with Scuzzlebutt) Ookla missed Scuzzlebutt.
Scuzzlebutt: I missed you too, friend.
Ookla: Ookla won't lose friend Scuzzlebutt again. Ookla doesn't want to be sad again.
Scuzzlebutt: (Scuzzlebutt stops running) Ookla sad? Ookla wants a hug?
Ookla: (Ookla stops running) Ookla wants a hug. (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt hug)
Scuzzlebutt: Frieeeend!
Crimson Glory: (runs past them) Ugh. Get a room, sissies.
Killer Moth: (runs past them) You guys stop hugging and run, you pair of big idiots! (Scuzzlebutt blows a raspberry and Killer Moth puts dirt on Scuzzlebutt's tongue. Scuzzlebutt starts spitting out dirt as Killer Moth laughs at him) Ha. Nobody blows a raspberry to me! NOW MOVE, YOU FAT MONSTERS!
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] (folds his arms in anger) Grrr. Big moth is a big bully. He is not my friend!
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] I don't know why I told Suck Le'Butt to focus on the challenge. I would have let them keep hugging like a pair of silly boyfriends. That way, my team would lose the challenge because of them, and one of them would go home tonight. I really hate them. Especially Suck Le'Butt.
Mary: (running along with Fiskerton) So. You are cryptid, right? I guess you are some kind of gorilla-cat. (Fiskerton says some unintelligible words) Hmm. Remind me to build a translator collar for you too.
Fiskerton: YEAH! (Crimson Glory shoves Fiskerton) OW!
Crimson Glory: MOVE, BIGFOOT! (Fiskerton gets up and growls at Crimson)
Penny: (Beardo and Penny arrive at the shed) We made it! (Looks at the shed) Eek. That is a really old abandoned shed.
Beardo: We must be careful in there.
Penny: Pffft. Why? It's just a dark shed. (enters the shed) See? There is nothing to worry about...(runs out of the shed covered with spiderwebs) AAAAH! SPIDERS! SPIDERS! GROSS!
Beardo: I TOLD YOU! Do not worry. I'll take a shovel for you. (Beardo enters the shed as Golan, Kitana and Crimson Glory arrive)
Golan: (to Crimson Glory) Ladies first
Crimson Glory: (enters the shed) Thank you
Golan: (stops Kitana) Hold on, baby! I arrived first! (Golan enters the shed)
Kitana: (enters the shed and takes a shovel) Now to my next destination (Kitana leaves the shed and heads to the beach. Crimson takes a shovel and follows Kitana)
Golan: (takes a shovel and leaves the shed) Wait for me, baby!
Beardo: (Beardo takes two shovels and leaves the shed) Hey Penny, I took a shovel for you.
Penny: Thank you. It was just so sweet of you.
Beardo: No problem (Penny kisses Beardo on the cheek. Beardo giggles as he blushes)
Penny: Come on. We have to race to the beach! (Beardo and Penny run away as Storm, Mary and Fiskerton arrive to the shed)
Storm: Woah! This shed looks creepy.
Mary: Yeah. This place is full of spider silk.
Fiskerton: Yuck!
Mary: That's right, Fisk. Yuck! (Storm, Mary and Fiskerton take their shovels and leave)
Killer Moth: (Killer Moth, Ookla and Scuzzlebutt arrive to the shed) Come on, you fat idiot. Take the stupid shovels.
Scuzzlebutt: (folds his arms) NO!
Killer Moth: WHAT?!
Scuzzlebutt: NO!
Killer Moth: Okay. Then I'm gonna take the shovel and shove it in your...(Ookla shoves Killer Moth) OW! HEY!
Ookla: (to Scuzzlebutt) Scuzzlebutt, take shovels with me?
Scuzzlebutt: Okay, friend. (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt enter the shed and take their shovels) Wanna play a race?
Ookla: YAY! (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt run to the beach)
Killer Moth: (gets up and takes a shovel) I can't wait for them to turn around. So I can bang their stupid heads with this. (Big arrives to the shed) You finally arrived. Come on, take your shovel and run to the beach.
Big: (still depressed) Okay.
Killer Moth: BUT HURRY. YOU IDIOT! (runs away)
Big: (sighs in sadness) I miss Froggy.
Big: [CONFESSIONAL] Froggy was my very best friend. I can't believe he abandoned me. (starts to get sad) I miss him so much. (starts to cry) FORGIVE ME, FROGGY. PLEASE COME BACK!
[Later, Kitana, Crimson Glory and Golan arrive to the beach]
Crimson Glory: (arrives to the beach) Move, ladies. My key must be around here! (Crimson starts digging)
Golan: Don't worry, baby. I will help you find your key. (Golan starts digging. Penny and Beardo arrive to the beach)
Penny: Woohoo! Yeah girl!
Beardo: Come on. We have to find our keys. (Beardo and Penny start digging. Golan starts throwing sand at them) OH! Hey, watch out!
Golan: Shut up, Jackson Kid. Can't you see I'm helping my girl?
Beardo: Hey! I thought you were against helping...(Golan throws sand in Beardo's face) AW! MY EYES! (Golan and Crimson Glory laugh at him)
Crimson Glory: What a loser! HA HA! (Kitana glares at her)
Kitana: (she grabs Crimson's arm) We need to talk.
Crimson Glory: Okay. (Kitana drags Crimson away from Golan) What do you want now?
Kitana: Do you think it's okay to laugh at the misfortunes of others?
Crimson Glory: What am I supposed to do? Feel pity for them? They are boys. Our enemies. Why would I care about them? Let them beat each other up and enjoy.
Kitana: I really don't find it funny. And guys like Beardo, Big and that basket-weaving monster don't deserve to be unfairly bullied by Golan and Killer Moth.
Crimson Glory: You just called me to tell me that?
Kitana: That's not all. I also wanted to warn you about your plan. I know you are manipulating Golan because you have something planned. You better not go ahead with that.
Beardo: Yes. I found my key.
Penny: Me too! (Beardo and Penny run to the mountain)
Kitana: I better continue with the challenge.
Crimson Glory: (annoyed) Fine!
Golan: Huh? (Golan digs something out) Well, well, what do we have here?
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] (holding the McLean-Brand Chris Head) I found the McLean-Chris Head Crap! OH YEAH! Now nobody will be able to eliminate me in the next elimination ceremony! Ha ha ha!
[The contestants are digging on the beach. Killer Moth watches as Scuzzlebutt is building a sand castle. He grabs his shovel, walks over to Scuzzlebutt and raises his shovel ready to hit him over the head with it. But Fiskerton grabs Killer Moth's shovel and stops him]
Killer Moth: (to Fiskerton) Hmph! Killjoy (to Scuzzlebutt) Hey, Suck Le'Butt, start digging now. Unless you want your sorry butt kicked out of here tonight. (Scuzzlebutt reluctantly takes the shovel and starts digging) Much better. (to Golan) Have you found your key, Golan?
Golan: (hides the Invincibility statue in his underpants) Not yet.
Killer Moth: Wait. I think I found something (he digs up a key) YES! Wait a minute. That is not my key. It's that four-eyed nerd's key. (Killer Moth looks around and throws the key into the lake. Killer Moth starts laughing wickedly until Fiskerton slaps him on the head) HEY, WHAT THE...? (Fiskerton yells at him some unintelligible words) What the heck are you trying to say? And why did you hit me? (Fisk dives into the lake and find Mary's key) What are you doing?! (Fiskerton emerges from the water and gives the key to Mary)
Mary: Fiskerton! You found my key!
Fiskerton: YEAH!
Mary: Thank you. That was nice of you. Maybe I should help you find your key.
Fiskerton: (Fisk declines her help and points to the mountain) GO!
Mary: Okay. Thanks again Fisk. (Mary runs away and Fiskerton waves her)
Killer Moth: (glares furiously at Fiskerton) What a jerk!
Kitana: (she digs up her key) I found it (Killer Moth trips her up, making her fall to the ground) OW! Hey, what are you doing? (Kitana performs a sweep kick at Killer Moth, making him fall to the ground)
Killer Moth: HEY!
Kitana: You started it, I finish it. (Kitana gets up and leaves, heading to the mountain)
Killer Moth: I'll make sure you pay for that! (Killer Moth gets up and goes back to digging)
Kitana: (bumps into Big) Oh. I'm sorry, Big.
Big: (sighs in sadness) Don't worry, Miss Kitana.
Kitana: Are you okay?
Big: Not really. I'm still sad because my friend Froggy ran away.
Kitana: Maybe you should look for him later.
Big: I can't. Froggy doesn't love me anymore . He left me because he doesn't want to be with me. (starts to cry) HE SAID I'M ANNOYING, IRRITATING AND A COMPLETE IDIOT!
Kitana: (confused) What kind of frog was he?
Big: (sobbing) I MISS HIM!
Kitana: Look. You are falling behind. You must stop thinking about your pet. That will not only affect your emotions, but also your place in the competition.
Big: Huh?
Kitana: If you keep crying for your ex-friend, you will cost your team the challenge. I don't think your teammates will be happy by lose a challenge because of you.
Big: (sniffs) So what am I gonna do?
Kitana: Forget about your so-called friend and focus on the challenges. Show everyone that you are a tough player and that you are not a complete idiot.
Big: (sniffs) You are right Kitana. Besides, Froggy is not my only best friend. I have Beardo, Ookla, Scuzzley and Fisk as best friends too. Including the poor jumpy bunny who is no longer with us. Thanks Kitana. You made me feel good now.
Kitana: No problem Big (Golan runs past Big and Kitana)
Golan: WOOHOO! I'M ALMOST DONE! (Golan stops running and looks at Big and Kitana) You guys are talking?
Kitana: Yes. Is there a problem?!
Golan: Oh yes. But I don't want to waste my time with you now. I have a mountain to climb and a challenge to win. Later, Suckers! (Golan runs away)
Kitana: I gotta go. Remember my words, Big! (Kitana runs away)
Big: (sighs dreamily) Yeah I will.
Big: [CONFESSIONAL] Thanks to Kitana, I feel so much better now. From now on I will be a good player. and I will show that dum-dum Froggy that i'm not a dimwit. (Big leaves the confessional and hits his head) OW!
Big: (Big arrives at the beach and starts digging quickly) Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole. (Big digs up Ookla's key) I found a key. (Big gives the key to Ookla) Hey buddy, I found your key!
Ookla: YAY! (Ookla stays with Scuzzlebutt to help him find his key)
Killer Moth: Hey. What are you doing? You must go climb the mountain!
Ookla: Ookla helps Scuzzlebutt to find his key.
Killer Moth: No way. He will find his key by himself. Go to climb the mountain now!
Ookla: (Ookla pats Scuzzlebutt on the back and leaves in sadness) Bye (Killer Moth chuckles wickedly)
Fiskerton: (digs up his key) YEAH! (Fiskerton runs to the mountain)
Big: (continues digging) Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a...huh? (Big digs up Killer Moth's key) Uh, I think I found your key, Mr. Moth. (Killer Moth takes his key and shoves Big)
Killer Moth: Give me that, you stupid cat.
Big: Hey, I helped you find your key!
Killer Moth: I never asked for your help, you dimwit cat!
Big: At least thank me for finding your key.
Killer Moth: Okay. Open your mouth and close your eyes.
Big: Oh! (Big opens his mouth and closes his eyes enthusiastically. Killer Moth feeds him with sand) Yuck! This tastes like sand.
Killer Moth: That's because it's sand, you airhead! (Big starts to spit out the sand as Killer Moth laughs at him) What a big idiot! (Killer Moth runs away)
Storm: (finds his key) Wait for me, buddy!
Crimson Glory: WHAT?! That stupid albatross already found his key? Where the heck is mine? (Crimson starts digging quickly) Come on, come on! (Crimson digs up something) I think I finally found it. (She found a rock) A ROCK? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (she throws the rock at Scuzzlebutt, hitting him on the head)
Scuzzlebutt: Ewwww
Crimson Glory: (Crimson finds something in the hole) Huh? (finds her key) YES! (Crimson Glory runs to the mountain) See you later, you fat furries!
Big: Oh no! I must hurry. (he starts digging faster) dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole. (Big finally finds his key) YES! I FOUND MY KEY!
Scuzzlebutt: (...and so does Scuzzlebutt) YAY!
Big: We must hurry, Mr. Scuzzley. We are falling behind. (Big and Scuzzlebutt run to the mountain)
[Later, Beardo and Penny arrive at the mountain]
Beardo: We made it!
Penny: Alright! (Penny tries to climb the mountain. But fails and falls to the ground) WOAH!
Beardo: Let me help you (Beardo takes Penny's hand to help her up, and they both blush) Let's climb together. (Beardo and Penny start climbing the mountain as Kitana and Golan arrive at the climbing zone)
Golan: (to Kitana) Ha. You are gonna down!
Kitana: (in an intimidating tone) Let's see who is gonna down first. (Kitana takes out her steel fans and uses them to climb the mountain)
Golan: Hey, that's cheating! (Golan starts climbing) I'll make it to the top before you! (While climbing the mountain, Golan looks at Kitana's butt) Wow. Nice view! (Kitana notices it, and very angrily takes a rock and throws it at Golan's face, causing him to fall to the ground) AAAAAH!
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] That butt was so cute. But not as cute as my girlfriend Crimson's.
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] That imbecile better take his eyes off me. Unless he wants to feel my steel fan on his neck.
Killer Moth: (to Mary) What the heck are you doing?
Mary: I'm calculating the wind speed and determining the direction. That way I can safely climb the mountain.
Killer Moth: Pffft. Nerdy things. (He hears a scream and watches as Golan falls off the mountain, landing in some bushes)
Golan: OW!
Storm: Oof! That must have hurt.
Golan: Crap. I hope that fall didn't ruin my horns.
Mary: Eureka! Now I'm ready to climb the mountain. (Mary starts climbing the mountain)
Storm: I will follow her.
Killer Moth: Wait. Uh, I think it's time for you to do something so you can join our alliance.
Storm: Really? Awesome! What should I do?
Killer Moth: I want you to follow that nerdy girl and when you two are at the top...push her off the mountain!
Storm: (shocked) WHAT?! But...
Killer Moth: Do you want to join our alliance or NOT?!
Storm: Yes. But...
Killer Moth: Okay. So push her off!
Storm: [CONFESSIONAL] Pushing a girl off the mountain to join a alliance? Oh well. That's what a bad boy would do, right?
Golan: (as he gets ready to climb again, Crimson arrives at the climbing zone) Hey baby! Did you miss me?
Crimson Glory: Uh, yeah. Sure baby.
Golan: Good. Are you ready to climb the mountain?
Crimson Glory: Not really. I would not like to ruin my nails.
Golan: Do you want to ride on me? I can take you to the top of the mountain.
Crimson Glory: Sure, honey.
Golan: Hold on to my horns. (Crimson holds onto his horns and Golan starts climbing)
Penny: (Beardo and Penny continue climbing until they reach a cliff) Man. I think I broke a nail.
Beardo: Your nails still look pretty (Penny giggles and blushes)
Penny: You are so funny.
Beardo: (the cliff starts to break off) We are gonna fall! (Beardo and Penny fall off the mountain. Beardo manages to hold onto a tree branch and Penny holds onto Beardo's suspenders) HOLD ON, PENNY! I hope this tree branch resists (the tree branch begins to break) Are you kidding me?! (the tree branch breaks and they fall off the mountain. Beardo and Penny start screaming as they're falling. Big and Scuzzlebutt arrive at the climbing zone somewhat tired)
Big: I'm too tired. (hears Beardo and Penny screaming) Who is screaming?
Scuzzlebutt: (Beardo and Penny land into Scuzzlebutt) ROAR!
Big: (confused) Beardo? Penny? (Big looks shocked at Beardo and Penny, who have accidentally kissed after landing on Scuzzlebutt. Beardo and Penny gasp in surprise and immediately separate) I didn't know that you were dating.
Beardo and Penny: WHAT?!
Beardo: (blushed) No, no, no, no. We just fell off the mountain. And my mouth touched hers!
Penny: (blushed) Yes, yes. It was just an accident. (They both giggle nervously)
Big: Okay
Beardo: Please don't tell Golan about this.
Big: Okie dokie.
Beardo: Good. Now please help Scuzzlebutt get up. We must hurry.
Penny: Yeah. (Beardo and Penny look at each other nervously)
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] Woah!. My first kiss. And it was an accidental one. (pause) But I still enjoyed it.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] I must admit that I really liked that kiss. I hope my dad didn't watch at me kissing Beardo. He would surely ground me when I get home.
Big: [CONFESSIONAL] (singing) Beardo and Penny, sItting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I...uh, what letter comes next?
Kitana: (she makes it to the top of the mountain) I made it! (Kitana opens the safe with her key and takes her flag) Now to the finish line! (as Kitana descends from the mountain, she watches as Golan is climbing with Crimson holding on to him)
Crimson Glory: Come on, baby. We are almost there. Keep climbing! (Golan and Crimson Glory make it to the top of the mountain) OH YEAH!
Golan: Awesome! Now how about a reward kiss for helping you?
Crimson Glory: Maybe later (Crimson runs into the safes and open hers with her key) I got my flag. Oh Golan. I'll need you to carry me back to the bottom.
Golan: No problem, Darling. (Killer Moth and Ookla make it to the top and open the safes with their keys)
Killer Moth: Alright! (Mary, Fiskerton and Storm make it to the top)
Storm: (to Killer Moth) I did it, Mr. Moth. I followed that nerdy girl to the top of the mountain.
Killer Moth: Good. Now push her off the mountain.
Storm: (nervously) Okay. I will do it. It's what I have to do, right? (to himself) Okay Storm, you can do it. Push her, push her, push her, PUSH HER! (Storm closes his eyes and runs to push Mary off the mountain) I CAN DO IT!
Mary: (she turns around) Huh? (Mary quickly moves out of the way, leading to Storm accidentally pushing Fiskerton off the mountain instead. Mary gasps in shock)
Fiskerton: GAAAAAAH! (as Penny and Beardo climb the mountain, they watch as Fiskerton falls off the mountain. They gasp in horror)
Beardo: Oh, no! Fiskerton! (While falling, Fiskerton hits into some rocks until he lands in a bush. Unfortunately for him, It's a thorns bush)
Chris McLean: Oh. That must have hurt. (he laughs)
Storm: Gosh! What have I done?
Mary: Do you have amnesia? You just pushed the poor Fiskerton off the mountain! (Beardo and Penny make it to the top)
Beardo: WHAT?!
Golan: WOW! That was awesome!
Storm: It was just an accident. I wanted to push Mary off the mountain.
Mary: What did you say?
Storm: What? Do you have magnesia too? (laughs nervously)
Mary: [CONFESSIONAL] That Diomedeidae is such a rude player. He wanted to hurt the smartest contestant in the competition.
Scuzzlebutt: (as he continues to climb the mountain, the other contestants are descending down) Roaar. Mountain is too high.
Big: (makes it to the top of the mountain) YAY! I'VE REACHED THE TOP! (he opens the safe with his key and takes his flag) Now I have to go down the mountain. Luckily I have my umbrella here. HERE I GO! (Big jumps off the mountain and uses his umbrella to slow down his descent, landing safely on the ground) Alright! Hee hee hee. (Big runs to the finish line)
Scuzzlebutt: (he finally makes it to the top of the mountain. he starts clapping with happiness) I DID IT! I DID IT! (he opens the safe, takes his flag and raises it) YAY! (An eagle takes away his flag) NO! (the monster tries to recover his flag, but fails)
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] Uh-oh
[Later, Beardo and Penny are running to the finish line]
Beardo: We are almost close to the finish line!
Penny: Awesome. I can't wait for this challenge to end. My feet hurt. Uh, Beardo? Can I ask you something?
Beardo: Sure
Penny: What did you feel when we accidentally kissed?
Beardo: I felt your lips.
Penny: He he. No really, What did you feel when...(Penny is shoved by Killer Moth)...OW!
Killer Moth: OUTTA MY WAY, PIGTAILS! (he reaches the finish line)
Chris McLean: And Killer Moth reached the finish line.
Killer Moth: OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE, KITANA! I'm better than you.
Chris McLean: Actually, Kitana was the first to reach the finish line.
Killer Moth: WHAT?!
Kitana: (she shows up) Why did you take so long? (Killer Moth growls)
Chris McLean: And here come Golan, Crimson Glory, Beardo and Penny (the four contestants arrive to the finish line) Three boys and three girls reached the finish line. But five boys and one girl haven't made it here yet.
Penny: Oh no. Where is my flag?
Crimson Glory: What? You don't have your flag?!
Penny: I think I lost it when Killer Moth shoved me. (Killer Moth laughs)
Chris McLean: You better go back to find it before the rest of the boys arrive. (Storm, Mary and Ookla arrive to the finish line)
Mary: Alright. We are all here! We won!
Chris McLean: Not until Penny finds her flag. (Penny runs to get her flag back) And here come Big and Fiskerton (Big makes it to the finish line while dragging an injured Fiskerton)
Big: (to Fiskerton) We did it, buddy. We reached the finish line.
Fiskerton: (he gives thumbs up) Yeah! (He is accidentally trampled by Scuzzlebutt, who has just reached the finish line with his flag)
Chris McLean: And Scuzzlebutt is the last boy to reach the finish line.
Beardo: That means we won! (Boys cheer)
Killer Moth: HA! IN YOUR FACE, KITANA!
Chris McLean: Wait a minute. (Looks at Scuzzlebutt's flag) That is not your flag. This is just a dirty napkin tied to a twig.
Golan: What?!
Chris McLean: Scuzzlebutt? Where is your flag? (the monster starts to get nervous) Well? I'm waiting.
Scuzzlebutt: Uh, oh. (Boys groans)
Beardo: (he facepalms in regret) Oh, no. Not again.
Penny: I FOUND MY FLAG!
Chris McLean: Good. Congralatulations girls, you win! (Girls cheer)
Kitana: Good job, girls! (Penny and Mary high five)
Chris McLean: Boys, see you at elimination ceremony. (Chris and Chef laugh)
[Later. Penny is sitting on the dock]
Beardo: Hi Penny
Penny: Hi Beardo
Beardo: Congratulations on winning the challenge.
Penny: Thanks. Uh, I really feel sorry for Scuzzlebutt. Do you think he will be eliminated tonight?
Beardo: I hope not.
Penny: Uh, about the kiss...
Beardo: Don't worry about that. It was just an accident.
Penny: But...Did you like it?
Beardo: What do you mean by that?
Penny: Nothing. Nothing!
Beardo: Well, If you really want to know what I felt about the kiss...So yeah, that was a good kiss. (Beardo laughs)
Penny: Really?
Beardo: Yeah. Despite the shocking moment, I really liked that kiss. Besides, that was my first kiss. Too bad that was an accidental one.
Penny: Oh really? Well, Here's your first non-accidental kiss. (Penny kisses Beardo)
Beardo: (surprised) Penny!
Penny: I gotta go. See ya! (Penny runs away as Beardo stays with a surprised look)
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] (still with a surprised look) It's official. I love Penny Proud.
[That night, at the elimination ceremony, The boys already received their marshmallows. Except for Storm and Scuzzlebutt]
Chris McLean: Well, well. Looks like one of you is going home tonight. I wonder which one of you got the most votes.
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] Golan is a jerk. But I vote off Storm. He pushed Fiskerton off the mountain. And that's not cool.
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] Scuzzlebutt costed us the challenge. Again. I vote for him.
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] I vote for Suck Le'Butt. Goodbye, Sucker!
Storm: [CONFESSIONAL] If vote for that basket-weaving monster will help me to stay here, then he's got my vote.
Chris McLean: Alright. Storm, Scuzzlebutt, the final marshmallow goes to.
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Scuzzlebutt: YAY! (Scuzzlebutt catches his first marshmallow)
Storm: What? Oh man! This sucks!
Killer Moth: (to Storm) Sorry Kid. I really would have liked for you to stay with us. Anyway! The giant sligshot is waiting for you, man.
Chris McLean: Actually, we have a surprise for you. Storm the albatross is safe too.
Beardo, Golan, Killer Moth and Storm: WHAT?!
Beardo: Why?!
Chris McLean: Oh Chef! (Chef appears pushing Fiskerton on his wheelchair) As you can see, Fiskerton will not be able to continue in the competition due to his injuries.
Beardo: What?
Big: Oh no! (Golan and Killer Moth laugh)
Golan: (to Storm) Looks like you have a lucky day, pal.
Chris McLean: Sorry Fisk, but it's time for you to go home.
Beardo: Wait! You won't send Fiskerton into that giant sligshot, will you?
[Cut to Fiskerton in the Shot of Shame]
Beardo: (sighs annoyed) Seriously?
Chris McLean: Any last words, Fiskerton?
Fiskerton: (Fiskerton tries to speak, but it is muffled due to his full-body cast) Mpphh mmpph mmpph mmpph mpphh.
Chris McLean: Muffled or not, this guy is unintelligible. Later! (Chris pulls the lever, activates the slingshot and shoots Fiskerton off the island. Fiskerton lets out a muffled scream as he flies away)
[Later, Scuzzlebutt enters to the cabin to rest. But Killer Moth kicks him out]
Killer Moth: Oh heck no. You stay outside.
Scuzzlebutt: Huh?
Killer Moth: This will be your punishment for costing us the challenge and getting away from the elimination. So I hope you enjoy watching the stars, you stupid ugly monster (Killer Moth laughs and slams the door)
Scuzzlebutt: Grrr (Scuzzlebutt gets very sad and lies down on the ground. He starts shivering with cold and drops a tear. Someone leaves the cabin and covers Scuzzlebutt with a blanket) Roar?
Ookla: Ookla sleep with friend Scuzzlebutt tonight. (Scuzzlebutt smiles with tears in his eyes)
Scuzzlebutt: (hugs Ookla) Frieeeend (Beardo and Big leave the cabin)
Beardo: Is there room for two more friends?
Scuzzlebutt: YAY!
Big: Don't worry Scuzzley. We won't abandon you...just like Froggy abandoned me. (Big and Beardo sit together with Ookla and Scuzzlebutt)
Beardo: You know guys, I'd rather spend the cold nights with my friends than sleep with a trio of idiots.
Big: Yeah. Hee hee hee. (Scuzzlebutt looks happily at the stars)
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] Grrr..good to be back with my friends.
Chris McLean: That's all for today, Folks. Who'll be the next player to be shot off the island? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Crossover!