Zombie Boyhide bio
Author has written 15 stories for Ranma, Kim Possible, Calvin & Hobbes, Family Guy, Fallout, South Park, Dead Island, and Love Hina. Born : 04/22/81current residence: Iowa. Waterloo. Occupation: CSR -Customer Service Representive. (Be nice to the guy on the 800 number. It might just be me... hehehehehehe...) Age as of 08/30/04: 23. gender: male. Height: 6 feet, 3 inches. Hobbies: Drawing, writeing, playing Magic, paintball, daydreaming, beer. Favorite mangas: Ranma 1/2, Hellsing, Akira, Love Hina. Anime: Ghost in the Shell, Dominion Tank Police, Furi Kuri (where do you think Lia's fiance and Christians friends names come from?) Demon City Shinjuku, Galaxy Express 999, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Case Closed, Lupine the Third, more to come... Games: Red Faction 2 (RED FACTION!!!), Final Fantasy Seven, Mechwarrior 4, Sonic the Hedgehog, Clockwork Knight (Thats Sega Saturn by the way, shows how far back I go... oy) more to come (of course)... Movies: AVP (look out for Mama, shes got PMS...) the Matrix triolgy, Titan AE, Wing Commander, Blade,The Amazing Adventures of Calviler and Clay, more to come... Books: Harry Potter, the Inferno, the Oddessey and Illiad, more to come as I remember them... Authors: Patrick F. Mcmanus, Terry Pratchett, (they have more titles than I can remember) Dante, Edgar allen Poe (i have a dark side),... Likes: Guns, cats, dogs, shooting anything that moves, blowing up stuff(put dry ice and water into a 2 liter pop bottle, it'll shake the house...) my truck (99 F-150 extended cab 4wd, black. be afraid...), good food, anime, manga,... Dislikes: Work (my job sucks ass), getting up early, mean people, math, overtime, no beer in fridge... weapons of choice: 1. pen (far mighter than any sword), 2. grenade launcher, 3. fusion cannon. Motto: It is a pshyical impossibility to carry too much ammo |
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Book One: Of Privates, Princesses and Dragons by No Country For Old Men78 reviews
The Mutiny in Dubai is over, and Konrad's Command Staff have been executed for their crimes. Or have they? LTC Long leads his Exiles in a quest for redemption in a bizarre magical world. But he is not alone, he is pursued by the vengeful Captain Pilton, leader of the Damned, who wants to bring Long to justice. Dubai barely survived the Mutiny, how will the Disney-verse fare?
Crossover - Frozen & Spec Ops series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 2/1/2019 - Anna, Elsa, OC - Complete
Strange Days by Aesop reviews
Some of your favorite characters are having some very strange days.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 261 - Words: 358,269 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/4 - Published: 11/20/2005
Draco's Redemption by 8thweasleykid reviews
Draco finds himself reliving a significant part of his life and in so decideds to make a few changes. During his redemptive journey he finds true friends, a hopeful future, and love he never thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 160,580 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 160,873 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unfettered Howl by PervyMonk reviews
"Let all of life be an unfettered howl. Like the crowd greeting the gladiator. Don't stop to think, don't interrupt the scream, exhale, release life's rapture."-Vladimir Nabokov. For a woman with no past, she does a good job rewriting history; the journey of aphasic and amnesiac courier Lola Haze. Eventual F!Courier/Boone (Formerly What Happens in Vegas Gets You Shot in the Head)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,397 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Courier, C. Boone, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
The Legend of the Wandering Pair from Vault 101 by Nave the DM reviews
Lloyd Freeman is joined by Amata Almodovar as they leave the safety of the halls of Vault 101 in search of his missing father, stepping into the broken world above. Along their grim path, they encounter harsh adversity and new enemies every step of the way, forge new alliances and meet new friends, and through their actions, they come to change the Capital Wasteland forever.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 421,689 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4496 - Favs: 10,086 - Follows: 7,363 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 8090 - Favs: 6,375 - Follows: 6,002 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
The 50 Songs Challenge by PurpleFunkytown reviews
My take on Lady Lambert's challenge. 50 one-shots inspired by 50 songs. No 5: OneRepublic-All the Right Moves Love makes people do strange things. Love was the main reason why Duncan appeared uninvited to an upper-class masquerade ball in order to find Heather.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Heather, Duncan, Dawn, Scott
New California Dreaming by Hotpoint reviews
Yes I'm from the New California Republic but no I'm not a damn tourist. DC sucks, lousy Brotherhood. You know I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA... well safe-ish anyway
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,296 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 4,415 - Follows: 1,794 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Konoha sniper corps by Fat-Man-pirates reviews
AU, naruto meets a strange man with an even stranger weapon. read as naruto journeys to become the best sniper. pairings later in the story, NaruHina probably. NOT QUITE ABONDONED, BEING REWRITTEN, BETTER THAN IT WAS BEFORE ANYWAY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,513 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
SunChild by Weirdlet reviews
Genderbent AU series. When Princess yes, princess Zuko was banished from the Fire Nation, she was pregnant- now she must travel the world with a child in tow, seeking the Avatar as the key to her redemption- and her daughter's. Rated for later chapters.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,245 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Zuko
Rewind! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Thanks to Destiny, Fate, and Dumbledore's meddling, Harry is now dead. At least until Order and Chaos decide to even the odds and send him back..with a few upgrades, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Missing Spark by The Island Hopper reviews
As an adult, Calvin had lived his life on his own terms, following his own rules. Now with the death of his father, he is called back to his childhood home once more to face his demons and reconnect with old friends, even ones that aren't human. Complete.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
The Woodsman's Axe by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A big tree attracts the woodsman's axe. A stranger comes to town looking for a game to pass the time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Fallen Leaf by Kaku-san reviews
Naruto has tried her entire life to do as she's been told. Does she finally have a way out of having to live as a boy?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,585 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Friend In Darkness by Slyrr reviews
3rd story in the 'All Things Probable' series. See Kim in an epic adventure to save Ron, in which she joins forces with Grimm Probable, her mercenary opposite, to fight an even greater evil! Kim must overcome many villains, including her own inner demons...
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 399,443 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
If I Didn't Care by Cressida Isolde reviews
A series of vignettes focusing on the Courier and her followers, and what she must do to save the people and the city she loves. F!Courier/Boone. Eventually.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,059 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - [Courier, C. Boone] Benny, Veronica S. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 765 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 4,058 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Red Eagle by Foxsoul reviews
A man loses his memory and wakes up outside Konoha with only his gun and the clothes on his back. Watch as he tries to make a life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009
Ron Stoppable: Assassin for Hire? by Gideon Cairo reviews
When Ron is accused of some pretty darn awful, terrible, unthinkable crimes who will save him? RONGO with a deeply developed OC, new abilities and identities... Please for the sake of the children R&R!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,850 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Ron S., Shego
I've got a lovely bunch of oneshots by thoraxe357 reviews
there they are, a standin in a row...Serious ones, stupid ass ones, some where I was on crack...Give 'em a click, review 'em a tick...Praise or call me a hack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
First Contact by JA Baker reviews
Everyone’s favourite blond Cylon has a series of unfortunate encounters… BSG¬Multipal
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 28,000 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/29/2005
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 419 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Kim Possible : Future Imperfect by MondoMage reviews
Summary : A future version of Kim Possible travels back through time to wreak bloody vengeance upon those who destroyed her life. UPDATE : Old chapters revised, new chapter added, more chapters to come soon, honest!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,920 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003
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Echos of Eras Past reviews
Meet the Courier, a woman named Molly, a woman with a past, and watch as she and Boone partner up on their missions of revenge- and manage to change the Wasteland.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Courier, C. Boone
Love Hina: A different path taken reviews
What would happen if Keitaro wasn't such a spineless wimp? Badass Keitaro/Kitsune pairing.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/17/2019 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Keitaro U., Mitsune K.
The 101 Adventures: Liquid's Revenge
Another little ficlet from IsrealBauman's Lone Wanderer's past. In this one, Wally learns why you should never welch on a bet- especially if you made the bet with Liquid Cox.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
The 101 Adventures: Day of Reckoning reviews
This is a one shot from when IsrealBauman and I's Lone Wanderers were growing up in the Vault.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2017
Dead Island Tango reviews
What happens when you have a character lying around that like but really don't use very much and your friend plays Dead Island? This, of course.
Dead Island - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 8/9/2012
Enim peccata mea mater reviews
Sequel to "The Black Anna". Some secrets don't stay hidden. One shot, complete.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Meg G. - Complete
Bad Moon Rising reviews
Based off of an idea I got from a sketch I did of Shego. Enjoy......
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Ron S., Shego
The Black Anna reviews
Meg sees a problem with her family, and decides to correct it. Takes place in my B3S/ First Steps universe. Complete
Crossover - South Park & Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Eric Cartman, Meg G. - Complete
Strings reviews
Meg ties up a loose end after the events in "Seeds".
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Meg G. - Complete
Seeds reviews
Meg comes home for a brief visit after finishing an internship. Mayhem ensues.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Meg G.
Bump! reviews
Another one of my one shots. Something goes bump in the night, and Suzie gets a surprise.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Doppler Effect reviews
My second fic, taking on some pairing that you don't see very often in the Kim Possible fandom. Warning: Some situations may reach the absurd -read at your own risk. Additional warning: rating changed due to some adult content. COMPLETE- see authors note.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 232,602 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Ron S., Shego
Tyger, Tyger reviews
Short little one shot of how Calvin and Hobbes ended up working for Gatekeeper. Set in the Doppler Effect/First Steps universe.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Ranma OneHalf: First steps reviews
On Ranmas eighteenth birthday Akane tried to give Ranma the cure to his curse but ended up getting cursed herself. Will this make the two start to grow up? Read it find to find out. Finally! An update!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 361,142 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Ranma, Akane
Lawyers, Guns, and Money reviews
A one shot with Larry and Joss, inspired by the Warren Zevon song and heavily influenced by Quentin Tarantino. Warning: this is set in the B3S universe and so expect extreme violence, slapstick, and sexual references along with language.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete