How almost all the naruto fics are at this point be like:


The writer opened his fanfiction files, wondering how to write this part where Naruto was having his tragic backstory.

"Well, I am too lazy to write an actual tragic and good story so [insert excorcism scene but it's naruto being burned alive by angry mobs], good!"

A (few) chapter(s) later, while the scene is naruto about to fight Zabuza.

"... I got nothing."

They thought a little more, with steam pouring from their head at this.

In the end, there was one single solution.

"Ah, screw it, I'll just write [Insert Canon Event]! Excellent! Now, I can pass to other parts!"

Few hundreds of pointless words later... While writing the Naruto VS Sasuke in the VotE scene.

"Oh god, what am I supposed to do to show how Naruto bitch-slapped sasuke? I can't find how... Oh I got it! [Insert Jotaro "ORAORA" Punching Steely Dan Scene]. Brilliant!"

Later...

"God, how should I write naruto torturing those traitors who killed him and tormented him? Oh I know! [Insert Saw Movie Death Trap Scene, but with way less creativity and suspense]. And now ffor the obligatory sex scene... I'll just rip off a scene from other websites, that'll do. Yeah."

And then, they submit their fic.