Anon asked: But what if Azula and Zuko did go all the way in the crypt? What if Azula got pregnant? And after a few months came back to the palace? Zuko is extremely protective over her and even if she can handle herself, Azula enjoys getting attention. Meanwhile everyone else around them having a slow but terrifying realisation of who baby's real father is.
That would be amazing and hilarious. I can just see everyone seeing their interactions, and at first being like "Oh, thank Agni, they don't hate each other anymore! We might not die!"
Then it progresses to "Wow, they're are close now. Good for them, they deserve it after all the shit their father put them through" and "Wow, Zuko is obviously going to be a great father figure to his nephew or niece, just like his uncle was to him"
But then it starts getting weird "Okay, Zuko is getting waaaay too involved. I know she's his sister and he wants to make sure she is fine and that her baby is fine too, but he is acting like the kid is his. Azula will get sick of his shit very soon and it ain't gonna be pretty"
But Azula does not get sick of his shit, and everyone is like "Way? She doesn't mind it? How can she not mind it? Fuck, it looks like she actually likes that he is so involved, not just that he spoils her. She must really be lonely and fragile after all that happened to her"
And it just gets worse and worse "Oh my God, why does she let him act like it's his baby too? Can't they see how disturbing this is? How unhealthy it will be for the kid? I know their family was neglectful and abusive, but they're overcompensating"
And finally it hits them "OH MY GOD, IT IS HIS BABY, ISN'T IT? ZUKO IS THE BABY'S DADDY! THE FIRE LORD FUCKED HIS SISTER!"