At the very same moment that the rest of the Griffins were eating dinner with the beavers, Stewie was eating dinner with the witch in her castle. They were having Turkish Delight, which tasted something like Jell-O with nuts embedded in it.
"Mm, you were right," he was saying. "This- what did you call it? -Turkish Delight? -is absolutely divine!"
Across the table, Jadis smiled evilly. "Glad you like it."
Stewie didn't know that the Turkish Delight he was eating was enchanted, so that anyone who had once tasted it would want more and more of it, and would even, if they were allowed, go on eating until they killed themselves.
"If you become my apprentice, like we talked about before," Jadis said to him, "you can have all the Turkish Delight you want."
Despite being under the spell of the magical food, Stewie was still only half convinced. "I don't know. I mean, you said you could teach me magic, but I haven't even really seen you do any magic yourself yet."
The witch stood up and clapped her hands. "Kabaldo!" she cried.
At first, Stewie thought "Kabaldo" was some sort of Narnian swear word, but a minute later a dwarf came running into the room, and Stewie realized Kabaldo must be the dwarf's name.
"Bring me my magic dust," Jadis said to Kabaldo. "I want to show this boy some of my power."
"Yes, yore 'ighness, right away!" said the dwarf, and he hurried out of the room and returned with a drawstring bag.
Jadis took the sack from him and set it on the table. She removed the cord and opened it up. "Come hither," she said, beckoning to Stewie, "and feast your eyes upon this remarkable sight."
Stewie got up and walked around the table until he was standing next to her. He peered down into the bag, but he was unimpressed with what he saw within. It looked like ordinary dust to him, such as he might find under his bed any day. "Goodness me, I could conquer a whole kingdom with a handful of this," he said, rolling his eyes.
Jadis laughed nastily. "You don't know how right you are. This isn't just any dust. This is monster dust! It turns anything it touches into a monster!"
"If that's true, shouldn't the bag it's in turn into a monster?" Stewie asked.
"You're overthinking things. Watch this!" Jadis took a handful of powder out of the bag and sprinkled it on Stewie's plate of Turkish Delight.
Instantly, the red squares of candy on the plate began to grow until they all joined to become one giant piece of Turkish Delight. The huge blob of gelatin kept expanding until it was as wide as the table. It grew arms and legs and a face, with evil eyes and a mouth filled with enormous teeth.
The Turkish Delight monster let out a great roar and jumped down from the table. He lumbered over to Stewie and picked him up in one of his slimy hands.
The monster lifted Stewie closer and closer to his mouth. Stewie got scared. "I say, I'm too young to die! I never even got the chance to be some drunken college guy's last resort!"
But just as the monster was about to eat Stewie, Jadis raised her wand and fired a spell at the beast. The monster dropped Stewie and stumbled backwards, tripping over the dining room table.
With another roar, the monster rose to his feet and leaped through the dining room window, shattering the glass. He ran across the courtyard, climbed over the castle wall, and disappeared into the night.
"Thanks for saving me," Stewie gasped.
"My pleasure," said the witch. "Wouldn't want you to die just yet, not before you've had a chance to be useful to me."