Zoë woke up in Percy's bed. They were both as naked as the day they were born. Well, Zoë was born with clothes on, and Percy was created as an angel in the form of an adult man, also wearing clothes... so, not the day they were born. They were naked, that's the point.
She lifted her head that had been resting on Percy's chest. The movement caused Percy to wake up. He lifted his head and looked at his nightstand. The clock read 4:40. He turned to his wife. "You might want to go back to cabin 8 to avoid suspicions."
"What would I say to the Hunters?" She asked.
"Something about the forest, I guess. That'll get their dicks hard."
She yawned softly. "What, like yours? And besides, it's not like I snuck out of the cabin."
"Oh, they'll definitely question you then."
She grunted, but made no attempt to get up and leave. At least, until a knocking on the door woke them up completely. Zoë sat up, panicked. Percy sat up and wrapped his arms around her, defending her from the cold air. "Shh, it's probably just Blackjack. I can tell that knocking anywhere."
She nods. Percy gets up, putting on a silk red and black robe. He opened the door to reveal the black pegasus. Zoë only heard neighs as Percy nodded. He turned back to his wife. "A sea creature is stuck. I'm gonna go rescue it. You should head back, so we can avoid suspicion."
Zoë snorted. "I think we're already suspicious, considering we were both missing at curfew."
Percy shrugged as he made his way to the dresser, grabbing a pair of jeans and a white shirt out of it. "Still. Rather not deal with the consequences right now."
Zoë smiled. "I guess I'll see you, my lord." She said mockingly.
"Good Dad, I love you." Percy said, a huge smile on his face. He gave Zoë a kiss before jumping onto Blackjack and flying over to the sea.
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Chiron wasn't stupid. He knew Percy was the Devil. He knew as soon as Percy told him. Of course, he didn't want to believe it, but the prophecy was very clear. It was coming to pass. The line of the new prophecy was just the nail in the coffin. "The Fallen Angel..."
The meeting that went down after the prophecy was issued was memorable. From Zoë starting it with "This is pointless." Chiron didn't think that she was referring to her goddess missing though.
Phoebe was the next one to talk. "We should be out there looking for Lady Artemis." She said slamming her fist on the ping pong table. Zoë was quick to console her.
"Where would you even go?" Chiron asked.
"West!" Bianca said.
"But where west? There are lots of places that are 'west'." Percy asked. "Hell, literally any place you go that is West can be where you need to go."
The Hunters (besides Zoë for obvious reasons) glared at him, only to be surprised when he glared back harder. Later, several of them could recall his eyes flaring up red.
"We get 5 Hunters and head somewhere west." Phoebe said.
"As usual, you have something wrong." Thalia said, rolling her eyes. "Campers and Hunters combined prevail. We have to work together or we fail."
This is when Dionysus decided to enter with his idiotic remarks. "Sounds like someone dies, maybe it's because you try to work together."
Percy turned to the god. "Listen, Wine god. I might have not done so well in school, but I'm pretty sure 'prevail', means, 'to succeed'."
Dionysus glared at Percy, and again, Percy glared back. But this time, his eyes morphed into that of his Devil form. Dionysus shrunk back, dropping his gaze immediately. "Now, 3 and 2. 3 Hunters, and 2 campers, as it is technically their quest. This satisfy everyone?"
Everyone nodded.
"Okay... So, who's going?"
Zoë looked around. "I'll take... Bianca, and Phoebe."
Chiron nodded. "That's 3."
Bianca looked up in shock. "Me? But I'm so.. New."
"Nonsense. It'll be great training. Besides, self-worth comes..."
"From within, bitches." The rest of the Hunters recited.
"Okay, so who will go from the campers?"
Grover stood up. "ME! Anything to impress Ju.. I mean, help Artemis."
Phoebe narrowed her eyes. "Absolutely not. You're not even a half-blood."
"But he is a camper." Thalia chimed in. "Besides, he knows woodland magic. Grover, do you know a tracker's song?"
"Absolutely!"
That caused Phoebe to pause. Percy knew from his experience with Pan, that a tracker's song was very important if you were tracking someone. "Very well. And the other?"
"I'll go." Thalia said, looking around at everyone, as if challenging them.
Percy didn't volunteer as he knew what he had to do.
With the meeting adjourned, Percy and Zoë snuck out of camp.
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"Holy Toledo's Bar?" Zoë asked, laughing.
"Yep." Percy said. He opened the door. "After you, m'lady." He said teasingly.
Zoë fondly rolled her eyes. "Of course, m'lord." She said, before walking in.
Inside the bar, it was quiet, peaceful. Well, besides that one room where a bunch of teenagers were drunk off their asses. Percy and Zoë seated themselves at the bar area. Toledo, the bar owner and tender, walked up to them. "Ahh, Lucifer. And this must be the Mazikeen you always speak of. Pleasure to meet you." He said. He seemed to be spanish, ironic that his name was also the name of a city in Spain. You could hear it in his accent.
"Yes, she is." Percy said.
Zoë looked at Percy. "You talk about me."
"Just a little."
Toledo laughed. "Just a little. It's his main topic of conversation. But, I digress. What can I get for you?"
"I'll take a Bourbon Whiskey." Percy said.
"I'll take a Syrah Wine." Zoë said.
"Fantastic choices. I'll be right back."
While Toledo got their drinks from the back, one of the teenagers from that room decided to stir some trouble. "Whooo! Look at that *Burp* Sweet ASS!" He yelled, while 2 of his buddies cheered him on.
Percy looked at Zoë annoyed. "You wanna handle it, or should I?"
Zoë smirked and got up. She turned around. "Like what you see?" She asked sexily.
While the boys were entranced, they didn't notice her reaching for a fallen pool cue. She quickly turned around and whacked the boy that catcalled her right on the cheek with it. She whacked the one over the head rendering him unconscious.
The only one still standing looked at Percy. "What, not gonna defend her honor?"
"I don't need to. She's kicking your ass just fine." He said.
The kid was promptly knocked out with a punch to the head from Zoë.
Toledo came out from the back with the couple's drinks. He looked at the unconscious teenagers. "Catcall someone?"
"Yep." Percy said.
Zoë sat back down. She only had one bead of sweat and it was probably just spittle from the guy she punched. The 2 took their drinks, and Percy left a hundred dollar bill on the counter for him. They made their way to a pool table and started playing a game.
During it, they caught up with what they had been doing. Zoë and her hunts, and Percy with his one demon revolt. "Yeah, they're rowdy, but I love 'em." He said, finishing his story.
They finished their game, it was close, but Percy had a very lucky shot in the end. Percy said goodbye to Toledo, and the couple snuck back into camp, and into the Poseidon cabin. Where they fucked.
A/N. I had too much fun writing that bar scene. Probably my favorite so far. Also, more Perzoë fluff for you, you're welcome. Also, 2 updates in as many days, think I can keep up the streak? (Spoiler Alert, probably not.) Also, please don't catcall anyone, it just makes everyone uncomfortable. And that goes all ways.
Also, should I make Toledo a recurring character, because I already have an idea if you want more of him.