Disclaimer: You will probably hate me afterwards for doing a holiday themed PSA and for ruining so many songs for you all.
Sarge: Y'know around this time a year
We like to spread some holiday cheer
Qrow: So without further ado
Here's a little song from us to you.
(Shotgun Shells Parody of Jingle Bells)
Sarge: Trudging through the guts, of Grimm that we've slain
Qrow: Through the hordes we slice, laughing all the way
Ha ha ha.
Ruby: Roaring monsters come, aiming for a fight.
Simmons: What fun it is to laugh and sing,
All: As we kill them all tonight
Oh Shotgun Shells, Grif sure smells
As we the bullets spray,
Oh what fun it is to blow a Grimm head off today, hey.
Shotguns Shells, Straight from hell
Laying lead today
Ring their bells with Shotgun Shells, explosives and some blades.
Church: So they leaving us out again?
Yang: Unfortunately, Yeah. They don't make songs for us.
Church: Now they do.
(Monsters, Monsters, Monsters Parody of Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel)
Church and Yang: Oh Monsters Monsters Monsters, that try to eat our skin
Our game is short and simple, We shoot and we win.
Doc Omega: I shot a little Beowulf I blew his head away.
Even though he could not see me he still wanted to play.
Church: You snarling and all fussy, and missing a real heart,
but with a well placed headshot, ya look like modern art.
Yang: You tried to cut my hair off, you tried to eat my brains.
Ember and Celica will scatter your remains, hey.
Tucker: Grimm sure are persistent, it's hard for them to die.
I cut them into pieces, but hand crawl up thigh.
Blake: You moan, bark, scream and claw me and tried to eat my head.
I can't hold that against you, you're stupid and you're dead.
Grif: I like to beat down Ursas with my slugger bat.
That's what they get, when they call me fat.
Penny: I guess we are left out of the holiday spirit too,
Lopez: No pienso así. (I don't think so.)
Penny: I have just received the files you have sent, ready when you are.
(Okay y'all for sure gonna hate me, cause this ain't no parody. This is me being adding my culture in here.)
(Feliz Navidad)
Lopez: Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
Penny and Lopez: I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From the bottom of our cores.
Jaune: I don't have a holiday song the author just didn't want us to be alone.
Ren: I made pie if anyone wants some.
Nora: Ooh ooh, me me.
Pyrrha: Maybe you should take it easy on sugar Nora.
Emerald: Also he wanted to say two things:
Mercury: Die Hard is a Christmas Movie and Home Alone isn't. Home Alone is about child abandonment.
Also... please don't make me write team SSSN's fight.
Sun: Hey what's wrong with our fight?
Nothing but I wanna wrap up Volume 3 before... you know... THAT.
Neptune: Ohhh... well it's up to the followers. Guys?
Please... I've been... decent this year... Happy Holidays everyone... take care.