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Joined 11-24-03, id: 492512, Profile Updated: 12-28-18
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Ed, Edd n Eddy.

I haven't been active on this site since 2008. Maybe that'll change, maybe it won't. I do know I'm looking for a place to practice my writing, so maybe will be helpful.

I'm 28 years old, married to a gorgeous woman, and have 2 kids. I'm no longer in high school (I survived), I graduated college (#debtcitymayor), and now I'm a software engineer.

I still write on occasion, however, 90% of the time, it's documentation for a new application, or a process for my team at work. The remaining 10% has been songs.

True to my username, I'm still a guitarist, and I've done a lot with it. From being called out of state to play with my band, to some studio work, paid gigs, and a strong attempt to get signed ("attempt" == we broke up), I've hit most of the major points guitarists hit. Today, I'm the instrument director of a church band, which has led to some very interesting opportunities (original music, paid gigs, other bands asking us for advice, etc.).

I still love Harry Potter and "Ed, Edd, n' Eddy", and now I'm 100% enthralled with the Marvel universe, and I enjoy Lord Of The Rings, The Hunger Games, Martha Wells (ie. "Cloud Roads"), and a wider variety of movies than 18 year-old me did (it's not much wider...).

I've got a couple vague ideas for an FF for Metro 2033 (the game/book), and The Hunger Games.

I've also got plans for a large-scale Harry Potter fic (post-Voldy) that I have been poking at for years.

Old Profile, which I'm keeping because it's funny comparing 28 year-old me to 18 year-old me:

I'm an 18 year old high schooled male stuck in the back country of the Missouri Ozarks with nothing to do but make videos with my friends (http:///assassinsrun), play guitar and sing for my band (http:///nocomparisontoany) and, of course, write.

I'm a strong Christian (relax, I'm Methodist) and enjoy biking, playing soccer, reading, playing guitar (a lot), hanging out with my friends, watching movies (and girls), and on, and on, and on.

I haven't done much in the way of writing as of late, just getting out of school for the summer and trying to find a job and simply being preoccupied with other things. I can, on the other hand, safely say that my writing skills have improved dramatically over the past couple of years thanks to advanced English classes and my mom (a professional writer).

Just as a side note, my favorite of all my writing projects so far is Harry Potter and the Rebellion Force.

Story stats:

Harry Potter and the heirs to four: Incomplete (may never complete)

The wizard of the phoenix: Incomplete (may never complete)

At Last it ends: COMPLETED!

Mystical Ed: Incomplete (No idea...lol)

Dragon's rage: Incomplete

Harry Potter and the twin jokers: COMPLETED!

Harry Potter and the Rebellion force: Incomplete (will finish hopefully soon)

Planned stories:
Not really anything

A Little More Info

My favorite saying:
This won't hurt a bit
-Every Doctor In The World

My Favorite Bands:
Pillar, Thousand Foot Krutch, Twista, Breaking Benjamin, Flyleaf, Disturbed, AC/DC, Third Day, RED, Skillet, Three Doors Down, Linkin Park, Creed, Michael Angelo Batio, Lynard Skynard, anything with Carlos Santana, Buckethead, Demon Hunter, August Burns Red, Eminem, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Bon Jovi, DC Talk, Killswitch Engage, Soulja Boy, Ozzy Osbourne, and a lot more.

My Favorite Movies:
Lord Of The Rings, Cloverfield (screw all you haters), Bruce Almighty, Ace Ventura (both of them), Star Wars, Disturbia, White Noise, Accepted, American Pie, Transformers, The Longest Yard, Night At The Museum, All the Fast And The Furious Movies, xXx, The Rundown, Walking Tall, The Scorpion King, The Mummy (any of them), Stomp The Yard, August Rush, Drumline, Crossroad (think Ralph Macchio, NOT Brittney Spears), Anything with the Three Stooges, The Simpson's Movie. There's a lot more where that came from.

Favorite Cars:
Dodge Viper, 1995-present
1969 Ford Mustang Shelby GT
Pretty much anything Dodge

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Harry Potter and the Third Party by Highice007 reviews
Well here goes everything. My first Harry Potter...Cho Chang Fic. Hope it's not too bad.It's an alternate to Half Blood Prince, as if that book never happened. It starts off just befour the new school year, and a new threat will test the loyalty's of Cho
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 336,029 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
Free Life by fake a smile reviews
Sequel to Taking Control. Harry starts taking the fight to the Death Eaters as the Order members are forced to make some very difficult decisions. Will Dumbledore see the benefit of working with Harry or continue to try to keep him out of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,568 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 3,891 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Secret in the Tower by Ibris reviews
DH Substitute. Head Boy, Leader of the Order of the Phoenix, "The Chosen One", he's many things and tries to live an as normal as possible life with his new love Hermione and the blade of war coming closer with every swing. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 241,598 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fury of the Elements by The Phoenix King reviews
CHAPTER 29 UP! AU Sixth Year. The Second War has begun in earnest. Death Eater and Shadow Hunter battle for supremacy. Will Harry fulfill his destiny as the Daemonslayer, or will the world be crushed by the Dark Lord? HarryCho. Anonymous reviews accepted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 280,663 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Harry P., Cho C.
Summer of Despair and Hope by Golasgil Sindar reviews
Summer after OOTP. Harry is depressed and Only Hermione can help. What happens when she shows up at Privet Drive? Pure H/Hr. Set just after book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,999 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/24/2003 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 3153 - Favs: 8,271 - Follows: 4,234 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Grim Decision by Cleric of Nayru reviews
WRITERS BLOCK AAHHH! AU. 6th Year. As harry begins mending the fences with his ex girlfriend, Cho Chang, He's captured by Death Eaters. Soon after, a chance meeting and a certain agreement helps Harry find the power he needs to destroy Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,920 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
Your Love Is A Lie by Trigiani Blue reviews
songfic oneshot based on Simple Plan's song your love is a lie. Ginny catches Harry cheating on her. harry/ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Edge of the Light by Phoenix1976 reviews
AU as of Deathly Hallows: The final battle has been won, but with a terrible cost. Harry leaves for four years to find himself while the Wizarding world rebuilds itself. ...REVISION COMLETE... Sequel is in the works HPHG RWOFC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,249 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Light at the End of the Tunnel by fireboy reviews
Harry has nearly finished training to kill Voldemort. Voldemort has nearly finished his plan. The race for victory is on. Good or Evil is about to be destroyed. HPCC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,939 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Harry P., Cho C.
Harry Potter and the Demonic Fate by Slayer6 reviews
AUXover Harry's 7th year. Harry, Hermione, and Ron take on their final year of Hogwarts under the cloud of the Second War. A new DADA teacher, a final act by Dumbledore to help Harry, is more then what she seems. A new threat arrives, taking out Death Eat
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,406 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
How We Survive: The Runaway by twighlightshadow reviews
An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,439 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Melody of the Sphere by SHArice reviews
In an attempt to save everything he holds dear, a young man will have to risk everything, including his chance to fall in love. But one person, unsure of her feelings for the young wizard, refuses to let him go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,860 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Harry P., Cho C.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince by Krystal Lily Potter reviews
COMPLETE! As Harry and his friends enter their sixth year at Hogwarts they don't enter the cheerful world they left behind. They enter a world covered in a thick blanket of fear. 2004.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,544 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Guest by Godai reviews
After OotP, Harry gets an unexpected guest in the summer of his sixth year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Harry P.
The Shapeshifters by Noisy Jenn reviews
contains: new powers, friends, abilities, dangers, adventures, love, near death experiences and more! check it out! Harry is an elemental! More adventures to come UPDATED!!.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,030 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Harry P., Harry P.
Harry and the Beginning of the End by Neonlights reviews
(COMPLETE!)The dursleys have been attacked. Harry is asumed dead, but those who matter know he is alive. Problem; where is he? Things are happening too fast...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the fall of voldie by PikeyMcGraw reviews
MY VERY FIRST FIC harry potter is trying to come to terms with the death of one of his biggest fans hint hint but when he gets an unexpected visitor he has to ask himself can true love conquer all OotP SPOILERS ahead! suspended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Harry P., Cho C.
Growing up too fast : year 5 complete by sloth reviews
Year 5.(complete) Harry gets special summer training before returning to school. At school a chance meeting in the Forbidden Forest with a vampire gives Harry the chance to learn more about life and love. It is all taken away too quickly though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,886 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
A Summer at Hogwarts by Aenigma reviews
Why is Hogwarts having summer school? More importantly, is there something between Harry and Cho? Does Hermione care if there is? Does Ron? And what's this about a summer curse? A long, twisting tale about the ties that bind. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2002 - Published: 12/9/2002
Muggleized Wizard by Noisy Jenn reviews
Living as a wandless magic knowing wizard in New York, Harry was adopted as a child when the Dursley's gave him up. Dumbledore found Harry but one problem: he can't use a wand. He's more special than they thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/13/2002 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Harry P., Harry P.
Discovering Fan Fiction by Aurora de la Noche reviews
Hermione has a new computer... What could possibly happen when the Weasleys and Harry come over for the summer, go on-line, find a certain website, and discover the world that JKR and fanfic authors have created for them? Far too much for my liking...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,780 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2001 - Published: 4/5/2001 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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The Dragon's Rage reviews
Imagine Harry and Cho are in the same year. Now imagine they're stuck in the same cave a year after their little conflict. Now pretend everything that happened in book 6 happened in book 5. Go with it, trust me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Harry P., Cho C.
Harry Potter and The Rebelion Force reviews
Harry is dead and Voldemort rules the planet. Only a small rebelion force is left to stand against the dark lord. But soon, all that will change...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and The Heirs to four reviews
Harry and Cho are finnaly going out but whats all this about the heirs to the Hogwarts founders? MY FIRST FANFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,453 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Harry P., Cho C.
Harry Potter and The Wizard of The Phoenixes reviews
Harry Potter is finally facing Lord Voldemort, but just before the entire fight is finished Harry starts having flashbacks...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Harry P., Cho C.
Mystical Ed reviews
Ed, Edd, and Eddy have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry and are to be placed in their fifth year. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Harry Potter and the twin jokers reviews
Fred and George have been captured by Volderot. I mean Voldemort. Anyway, the twins decide to have 'fun' with the big guy nothing sexual, just good humor. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - George W., Voldemort - Complete
At last it ends reviews
Voldemort has challenged some of the major ministries of magic including the minstry of England to one final battle, but who are the new girls? H&C, Ron & ?, Remus & ? COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete