Floor seven was cold as shit. It might've been warmer if they'd kept their clothes, but they continued on. Thankfully, this floor had actual carpets this time around. The walls seemed to be sound proofed and made out of a dark spruce wood. The carpets were a light grey, with padding to allow for a comfortable living space. Speaking of, there seemed to be an array of tables, chairs and couches for anyone to sit on. The air smelt of root beer and popcorn, a nostalgic smell for a time that never really existed for them "Oh, where's the food?" Chie asked curiously, looking over the counter for snacks of any kind. The couches themselves were in front of large televisions, where movies and games were being played side by side.
"Oh, this looks like fun!" Yosuke said, setting his naked hairy ass on the love seat, grabbing a controller and playing with the buttons experimentally, watching the character on screen change position as he began playing. "This game is a classic. Modern games are just so needlessly complicated." Yukiko nodded and sat beside him, grabbing a second controller to add herself into the game and play along with the old man. They jumped and moved objects, solving the simplistic game mechanics to discover the hidden secrets within the level. Yu watched from behind them, smiling as Naoto found a radio. "Oh man, I remember having one of these." She commented, turning it on to an oldies pop station.
Teddie perked up and started shaking his frail hips "This is a great song. I met my first girlfriend at the school dance while this played." He smiled ear to ear, moving his arms from side to side as Naoto giggled "I haven't seen you move like that Teddie." She watched him dance like a marionette without strings, giggling at his moves as Chie bent over, flashing everyone with her fat pussy folds. Her rump covered most of her underside, with the wrinkles making her voluptuous butt seem bumpy and look like crinkled paper. "They got some candies in here!" She cheered, grabbing the bag and immediately popping it open. Kanji shuffled towards her, getting his hand into the bag before his oversized friend could eat them all.
They laughed as they ate the sweets, reminiscing over old classmates "Remember when that midget harassed that girl? He looked like a kid but had a full on mustache! Honestly, it was one of the funniest things from High School." Chie placed her hand on his shoulder, holding herself up as she cackled loudly; not unlike a wild hyena. Rise did similarly, drinking a glass of milk as she rubbed her bare shoulders against Yu's back "So, how've you been? Wife treating you well?" Yu looked at her and sighed "Well, she's my ex-wife now." He had a solemn voice, though his eyes spoke a happy song of relief "Oh, my! What happened?" She asked, holding his hand absentmindedly as he blushed.
Teddie finished dancing and whipped his brow "Man, that was something. If I were any younger I'd knock your socks off!" He then looked down at himself "If I even had any socks." Naoto laughed quietly, covering her mouth as she tipped her hat up. "I gotta admit, you pull off the nudist look pretty well." Teddie held his hands by his waist and raised an eyebrow "Is that so? Well, you're not bad yourself." Naoto didn't know how to react to the compliment, so she simply looked away while mumbling "Idiot…" under her breath. Yosuke tilted his body from side to side, now in a racing mini game that he was very invested in "Come on, come on…" He said, not realizing that moving his whole body with the control did not in fact make him drift better, no matter how much he wished it did.
Kanji watched the interaction as he chuckled to himself "Man, he still acts like a little kid." He looked around and saw Chie happily gorging on food "Aaannd you're still eating like one." She looked at him and scowled "Don't be an ass." She said, her mouth muffled by the sweets she was gulping down. He looked at her apologetically and squatted down "You know, your eating habits are why you struggle to find clothes that fit." She stopped and looked at herself, biting the inside of her cheek "I'm doing better. I just like to indulge." He nodded, understanding her cravings and sat down "How about I knit you a cute sweater?" She looked up at him and pounced on him, hugging him tightly as she thanked him again and again.
Yu turned his attention to the naked people on the ground and started laughing, with Rise laughing even louder, pointing and howling with unexpected happiness. "Y-You okay Kanji?" Yu asked, wiping a tear from his face as Kanji struggled to give him a thumbs up. Rise giggled more, breathing in deeply as she walked over, handing Chie her walking cane and helping the both of them up "There's no need for it to get too physical. After all, we gotta get outta this place, even if it is nice." Yosuke whined from the other "Oh come on, it's so much fun though!" He paused the game and turned around "Can't we stay for a little while? It's so much fun here!" He was like a kid at the candy store, desperately hoping that his mom would let him buy a small amount of candy, or a large amount if he could beg well enough.
Yu considered his options, his memory doing him no favors as he blinked and looked around "Well, it is pretty fun here. I wonder if there are any playing cards." He wandered over to a drawer, opening cabinet doors to look inside for any playing cards. Yu saw puzzles, pong paddles- there! A nice, untouched stack of playing cards. "There we are," he picked them up and looked at them "Now these will do rather nicely." He shuffled them as he sat at a table, watching everyone else slowly make their way towards him. Alright, let's start with a simple game." He started handing cards out, face down. He gives everyone seven cards. Or was it six? Ah, who cares. Anyways, he gives them cards, and takes a look at them, shifting in his seat as everyone made their assumptions about what game they were playing.
Since everyone had different assumptions about what the game was, that resulted in Yu asking for more cards, which Kanji said was against the rules this early in the game. Chie asked if anyone had any three's as she accidentally dropped her cards on the floor. Yosuke then yelled Uno despite having thirteen cards after stealing the ones that Chie dropped. Yu held his hands up and told everyone to stop "Come on guys, this game is so simple! Why are you all playing it wrong?" Naoto looked at him and cleared her throat "And what game might that be?" She asked, leaning in to better hear him. He opened his mouth, then closed it. Scratching his head, he leaned back in his chair in confusion "I...I don't know…" Naoto stared at him before setting hers on the table "Well, I got a full house!" Which was true, she did have a full house.
A mild argument started, causing them to unconsciously activate their Persona's who guarded them. Guarded them from what you may ask? Why, from the shadows creeping up on them of course! These things have been following them ever since they got their asses handed to them, waiting for the right moment. They weren't sure what was happening on the previous floors, but now seemed like as good a time as any to strike! So they lunged at the seniors, only to be met by their Persona's who, while weakened by the rapid aging, were still powerful enough to decimate them, especially considering that they were the fire creatures from the first few floors they passed through! They died in an instant,without anyone realizing they were there in the first place! They continued their conversation until a door burst open, and a staircase was revealed to them.
The door wasn't there, but it simply appeared out of the blue, with the stairs looking far too inviting to not go up on. Yu stood up and rolled his shoulders back "Well, I think we've been here long enough. After all, I was going to win the game." He walked forward, with Yosuke rolling his eyes and following him "Whatever you say you cheater." He grumbled, lurching forward to catch up with his friend and head on up to the next floor, where more mystery and intrigue awaited for their fashionably late arrival. "When are we gonna get some clothes?" Rise complained.