That day as Big Mama sat brushing her wig and glancing at the tv to see what was on and still cussing out Pluto in her mimd for throwing the tv remote at Lizard which now memt if she wanted to turn the volume up or down or change channels ment she had to get up and also checking on Big Brain who lived next door in his house making sure he was okay noticed soccer come on so she put down her wig signing and moaning 'Damn i hate sport i see no point in it and it is time we had a new tv this old set is passed its best

Before Big Mama moved to change the channels she grabbed her walkie talke and spoke into it

'Hello anyone there ..? She asked

'Hey Ma any more of that stuff you call chocolate left also can you come round and change the radio stations ..? Asked a raspy voice

'No sorry Pluto had the last off it last night and you can change radio stations yerself your not that disabled Brainy now do you need anything else ..? Asked Big Mama but instead of a reply she got a Hmmph noise as if Brainy was in ons of his sulks

"Goggle Pluto Cyst Hansel are you there ..? Asked big Mama

'Plutos here ma 'Said Pluto giggling from God knows where and then a Voice cut him off saying "Shut it retard "Lizard's voice

'Hey you pair behave no fighting 'Said Big Mama

'Im not fighting don't blame me fuck sake he's just doing my head in why do i have to work with him "Lizard moaned as Pluto giggled again

'Because papa Jupiter says so so be quiet and stop moaning 'Said big mama as Brainy cut in again and he was not happy

'Damn woman are you gonna come round and change my radio station i don't like that one and i want a drink of cola 'Big Brain moaned making Big Mama sigh as that man could drive her spare at times

'Fine ill get Ruby to do it where is that girl ..? Asked big mama

'Gas station 'Said pluto still laughing

'I don't want that dumb kid round here you can do it 'Cut in Big Brain again 'But big Mama ignored him

'I need a new tv set one with a remote control wouldn't mind one that has hundreds of channels that be so good 'Big Mama said in a dreamy kind of way

'Er hello and where are we gonna get one of them were in the middle of a fucking desert not New York city dumb bitch 'Began Lizard but got cut off when a punch was heard as Pluto hit him again and now another fight had broken out

'Darn you boys stop that fighting 'Yelled big mama who now heard big Brain laughing at his end so frustrated that she was getting no help from anyone she switched off and went back to the tv and got up to change channels till she found one she liked

The channel was showing adverts just now but Big mama liked watching them and seeing what was new in the world so she settled back in her arm chair and watched the tv

soon the main program came back on and showed a fancy hotel and the voice over was saying about how today was a big day for the children and a woman who had blonde bobbed hair and a fake tan came on saying

'Oh my little Ariel was born to sparkle and do pageants pageants are the reason i had a child i always wanted to do them myself as a child and was never allowed so now im doing them though my daughter and she is a champion the other kids are redneck trash compared to my baby 'The woman said making Big mama look up

'And how do you know what lady your the trashy one i see 'Said Big Mamma aloud at the screen as she carried on looking at the tv as the scene changed to a large room with a lot of people inside and a woman on stage saying ' And contestant number 7 is Ariel now as you can see Ariel has pretty blonde hair blue eyes she wants to be Miss universe and a top model and own her own fashion house when shes older and she loves playing with her Barbies and doing Pageants wearing designer clothes and make up and having spa days this again is 5 year old Ariel 'The woman said as a little blonde girl with huge backcombed hair that looked lightened and she wore a glittery bright hot pink dress and had a fake tan and a lot of make up on and as she walked off stage another little girl who looked like her but wearing ice blue came on

'Hmm child pageants disgusting should be banned making little kids old before their time 'Big Mama said not knowing that Venus was at the door

'They look real pretty momma are they mutants like us ..? Asked Venus standing at the door

'Oh baby i didn't see you standing there 'Said Big mama

"Are they mutants like us ma ..? asked Venus again looking at her mom before coming into the room and climbing onto the arm of the chair

'Er no their not baby but their not natural that's for sure'Big Mama said as they watched a little girl with big brown hair and a white sparkly dress come on and like the others she had a fake tan and a lot of make up come on

'Their still pretty ma can i do a pageant like them and get to wear a pretty dress ..? asked Venus as Big mama sighed sadly

'Oh baby I'm afraid not 'Big mama said not sure how to tell her daughter that she wasn't pretty enough and her looks would scare people

To big mama Venus was beautiful her perfect little girl but to the outside world poor Venus would be seen as a freak maybe taken from her and put into a freak show if those things still excised and shed be feared same with them all and their would be no way she could enter a beauty pageant

"Why cant i enter a pageant i could do what shes doing walk about a bit smile and blow kisses it looks easy and they say you can win a big crown and lots of money money that can help us and get you a big fancy tv 'Said Venus as Big mama gave her a hug and kissed her cheek

'Oh baby girl you have a good kind heart like your sister has im glad your not like your dumb brothers but it ..Well it mean we would have to leave here and travel a lot and you'd have no time to play with your toys or brothers sure you and pluto are working on a big house made from lego 'Said Big mama

'Yeah but he trashed it other night when i said i wanted to add the roof and he wanted to do it and i pushed his hand away and he had a tantrum and trashed the house and ran off yelling it's not fair 'Said Venus with a sigh

'Yeah well he got a time out for that but you and Mercury were working on something 'Big mama said as Venus nodded

'well if you were doing pageants their would be no time for lego or playing with your toys you would be practicing all day and also you'd get to wear pretty dresses but you'd have to stay still all the time and you hate having your hair combed as it gets tuggy well it need to be combed all the time and sticky stuff sprayed in it 'Big momma said shocking Venus who just said 'Oh"