A/N: Remember you can always find me and see even more of my content, and see it earlier than anywhere else, over by a certain site that rhymes with Rate On, or a site known for its rather questionable questing practices, under the same name, or at the blue bird place~

The last of the Uchiha Clan, Sasuke, son of the clan leader, boy who boasted prodigious talent that set him above his peer, ninja of Konoha... was not really fond of the idea of being an active duty ninja.

No, in fact, one could say that he despised the idea. After all, he could not bring back his clan to prominence if he died, and as good at the whole ninja business as he was, he was nowhere near as good as his criminal brother, and, well, he would need to be at least that good to be remotely safe outside the walls of Konoha.

So when he graduated, and was put in a team with the worst ninja of their generation, he thought it a blessing. Naruto would likely hold them back so much that they would fail their jounin teacher's test!

And then they passed. Unintentionally, when Sasuke deliberately tried to fail by giving the idiot food, apparently he accidentally passed the exam for the entire team, since Sakura was inspired by him to even feed the idiot herself while he stood watch.

So now he was stuck being an active duty ninja, because he couldn't exactly bring his clan to prominence with a disgraceful dismissal, no, he needed some degree of respect and recognition. He'd thought that maybe failing the test wouldn't be a blemish, as it'd likely be blamed on Naruto and Sakura... but here he was.

Well, at least there were upsides to this.

He was a genin, now, a legal adult.

And Sakura was... female. Sort of pretty, if she kept her mouth shut.

And most important of all...

Sasuke relaxed back as Sakura took his length into her mouth.

Sakura was willing to learn, and she learned fast. Her blowjobs had improved considerably, from the days she scrapped him with her teeth, even if she couldn't quite take him in fully yet. He played with her hair, a little.

It was a shame Naruto was a boy. If he could bring his stupidly huge chakra reserves into his clan... alas, the orange wearing blond was unfortunately of the same gender, and they could not reproduce.

Sakura pulled back, once Sasuke reached full hardness, and, already naked form the waist down, lined up her drooling pussy with his cock. "Ah, Sasuke..." she moaned, "are, are we gonna-"

Sasuke shook his head. Sakura would be a mother of his children, naturally - she was his teammate, and had proven trustworthy to watch his back during horribly violent missions involving foreign cats. But not yet. Not when she was still too weak to be worth of the Uchiha genes. "No. First, you must become a Chunin."

He set a reasonable bar, he figured.

Sakura nodded, as she slipped herself down on his length, to practice the act of making babies ahead of time. Sasuke felt the tight vicegrip of the absolute best part of Sakura, her amazingly tight cunny that never got any less amazing, no matter how many times he fucked it. His hands gripped her thighs, and he helped her bounce to her own rhythm- Sasuke was not a particularly selfless lover, but Sakura performed well in missions lately and had never disappointed in bed, so he was perfectly willing to return the favor.

He didn't bother, however, holding himself back - Sakura was a fast girl, and she loved when he came inside her, and so he did, filling her up with his thick baby batter.

Contraceptives would handle the rest, he mused, as she panted and rested against him.

"I wonder if I can convince Yamanaka to put on blue contacts," Sasuke mused, as Sakura kissed at his jawline. "Damn, Sakura, you're horny."

"I spent four years waiting for this," Sakura said. "If I'd known you were into polyamory I woulnd't have had to fight Ino."

"Sakura, I have to repopulate an entire goddamn clan, I don't exactly have a choice," Sasuke said.

Sakura shrugged. "I mean you could always do in vitro fertilization, you know, just... give your stuff to the medic corps and let them handle it?"

Sasuke blinked. "I could've done that all along!?" he said. "Goddammit, I could've concentrated on train- oh, who am I kidding," he said, rolling his eyes. "If I didn't focus on this I'd probably be a revenge obsessed monster and betray the village for power or something equally ill advised."

"You'd probably look really cool doing it though!" Sakura said with a smile.

"Of course I would, I'm me," Sasuke said, "anyway... you wanna go again?"

"Sasuke, if your stamina allowed, we'd be here all night," Sakura said. "Which, by the way... I've got some... ideas about tools we can use. How do you feel about soldier pills?"

He was already getting hard again. Maybe if that brain of hers bred true, it'd be even better than some bloodline that didn't conflict with the Sharingan.

"I like the way you think..."

Somewhere, very very far away, a young adult man and a freaky fish guy wondered what they were going to do. "So you saw your brother and... he's obsessed with restoring your clan instead of killing you. What now?"

Itachi frowned. "I don't know whether to be happy, disappointed or proud."

Kisame shrugged. "I mean we can always go kill Orochimaru again to make you feel better."

"What would I do without you man?" Itachi asked. "Let's go skin a snake."

And so they went and had fun bullying Orochimaru.