A/N: Inspired by the Kushina segments in SniperJoe's Kage Sexbomb
After his mother's spirit helped Naruto contain the Kyuubi and extract his chakra, Naruto expected her to fade into the afterlife, where she belonged with his father.
"Naruto, my sweetheart, if it's alright with you—I spent a wonderful life with Minato, but I've only just met you now…"
Naruto swallowed a lump in his throat, unbelieving about what his mother was trying to say, "Y-you want to stay with me?"
Kushina smiled so brightly at him, Naruto felt tears well up in his eyes, "Son, I love you so much, just a little bit longer, can I stay with you a little bit longer?"
Naruto pulled his mother into a tight hug, burrowing his face into her neck and sobbed. His mother, his wonderful, loving mother, soothed him, caressing his head and cooing sweet nothings into his ears.
Selfishly, Naruto hoped she might stay with him, forever.
Once, Naruto might have been the weakest trainee in his class. He worked himself to the bone, just to keep up with others and graduated in a stroke of luck and opportunity. He kept training, kept honing his skills with blood, sweat, and tears, because that's the type of effort it took to become the Hokage, and that was always Naruto's greatest dream. Eventually, his reason for training shifted to becoming strong enough to slap Sasuke out of being a lonely, angsty teenager.
And somehow, after all that training, he became the strongest man on the planet and saved the world and brought about relative peace among the nations.
Him, the deadlast!
He would tell his mother about it, "Actually, y'know, I was the weakest guy in my class, and look at me now, Ma!"
Kushina would roll her eyes playfully before hugging him and giving him a fat, wet kiss on the cheek.
"My wonderful, amazing, fantastic son. I'm so proud of you!"
Naruto thought saving Sasuke was the happiest moment of his life, but that shifted to second place that day.
Life was good. The village adored him, his friends respected him, and his mother—his mother loved him so fiercely it sometimes made Naruto pause in shock.
Naruto thought he loved Sakura with his whole heart, once.
Naruto did love Sasuke, like a brother.
Even then, those feelings paled in comparison to what his mother felt for him.
Naruto's life was filled with joy, in all aspects, but he felt it the strongest when he was with his mother.
His loving, playful, kind, gorgeous mother.
Training was Naruto's passion. The burn of his muscles, the burn of his chakra coils, there was nothing quite like it. But, being the strongest being on the planet and, y'know, basically just bidding his time (well, really, he had politics to learn and knowledge to accrue, but he basically was ready in every other facet) until he became Hokage, training until his hands bled and his chakra barely flickered with life didn't have the same appeal. Instead, he tried to fill his time with other activities.
Of course, he spent a lot of time with his mother, but he also did things like teaching himself how to cook. He also bought some more plants, he always loved taking care of them but never had much time what with Sasuke running away and Akatsuki simping for the bijuu. He started hanging out with his friends more, not to train, but legitimately just to get food, or watch a movie, or talk about life, things he, sadly, never really had time for before.
And one new thing, that started filling up his life now that there was peace, was sex.
Lots and lots of sex, in fact.
Turns out saving the world and being a hero meant girls wanted to talk to him and get in his pants.
"It helps that you're quite handsome now, not to mention tall and ripped. Oh! And this monster cock really helps," Ino told him one time when he asked her about what other reason girls wanted him so badly now. She was kneeling between his legs, pressing kisses against his cockhead and smirking up at him.
Naruto groaned in reply and let the topic go, instead indulging in her wicked tongue and mouth.
Either way, he spent a lot of his new free time in the beds of different women, deriving pleasure from them and learning how to make them come their brains out.
It was extremely fun, and he built a bit of a reputation.
He didn't really mind, at least not until his mother brought it up.
"Do you have any plans after this?" Kushina asked him while refilling his bowl with ramen.
Technically, none of this was real, but, fuck, did it somehow taste delicious.
"Hmm? Not really, y'know, this and that," Naruto mumbled before taking a healthy slurp of noodles and broth.
"That's strange, today is Friday, so I thought you would meet with Ino-chan after," Kushina said innocently, but Naruto choked on his ramen, thumping his chest to help it go down.
"W-what do you mean?" Naruto tried his hardest not to gape at his mother's assertion.
"It's usually Ino-chan on Friday, Karin-chan on Saturday, and probably one of those civilian girls on a Sunday."
Naruto's face blanched and a wave of nausea hit him. God, his mother knew his fuck schedule. "I-I can explain—"
His mother tutted at him, "There's nothing to explain, sweetheart, I'm happy you are so popular and enjoying your youth. It's, um, well, it's a lot of girls, Naruto, a-and practically everyday."
Kushina calm countenance finally broke with a deep blush and a nervous chuckle. She stared down at her ramen bowl, tapping along the bowl edge with her chopsticks.
"So, you, uh, see…everything?"
Kushina's eyes flickered up to meet Naruto's and she nodded her head demurely.
"Can't you, um, not watch?"
"Whenever you feel something strongly, as you, uh, do with sex, I can't avoid my perception of it."
Naruto felt his face flush red when his mother said sex. The word almost sounded uncouth coming out of her soft lips.
"I should stop then. I-I'll stop."
"What? No, sweetheart, that's not—"
"There's no way—I'm not going to make you watch something like that, Ma," Naruto interrupted, pushing his bowl of ramen away.
"Oh, honey, you can't be serious. Do you not want to get married in the future? To have children? I'm used to it, now. Honestly, it's fine, please, enjoy yourself, just be safe," Kushina stood up from the table, walking around to Naruto and hugging him from behind, her ample chest pressing against Naruto's back.
Naruto closed his eyes and tried breathing through his nose to calm himself down.
Kushina let out another nervous chuckle, her warm breath brushing against the skin of Naruto's neck. Her voice came out somewhat apprehensive but also dulcet, "Although, I must say, you certainly put your father to shame in something other than fighting."
Naruto didn't even say goodbye before he forced himself out of his mindscape, face beet red and his cock twitching in anticipation of fucking Ino and absolutely nothing else he told himself through gritted teeth.
"What do you call that, the thing you do to those girls?"
Naruto's eyes snapped open. He was resting his head on his mother's lap, enjoying a cool breeze on a warm day he imagined for the two of them. Kushina's face peered down at him, her eyes gleaming with interest.
It had been weeks since his mother last mentioned his proclivity for fucking any willing woman that caught his interest, but he supposed he should have known better.
Naruto sat up, giving his mother a cautious look. "What exactly are you talking about, Ma?"
Kushina's face darkened with colour, but she did not look away. "W-well it's like a blowjob, but for women."
"Uh, eating cunt?"
"Naruto!" Kushina gasped in shock, her plump red lips circling into a perfect round fucking O.
Naruto closed his eyes and breathed slowly. "Sorry, Ma, I don't know the technical term."
Naruto opened his eyes as his mother cleared her throat, the pretty blush running across her neck.
Naruto knew he needed to leave soon, and maybe find Hinata or Ten-Ten, or, fuck, even a civilian girl would do.
Just definitely not Karin.
"They seem to enjoy it. Very much."
"Ma, do you really want to talk to me about this?" Naruto whined, unzipping his jacket and fanning himself. Sweat was forming on the back of his neck.
"Oh, do you want me to talk about it with Kurama then?" Kushina sneered at him, crossing her arms under her breasts, inadvertently popping them tightly against her top.
Naruto could not stop the flicker of his eyes before he forced them squarely on his mother's pretty face and pouty lips. "No, I suppose not."
"So, do you…enjoy doing it?" Kushina dropped her arms now and leaned forward, her violet eyes wide as she waited for his answer.
"Yeah, I do, I really do, every girl—" Naruto stopped himself, but his mother reached over and squeezed his arm. Naruto let out a shaky sigh and continued. "Every girl tastes a bit different, and the sounds they make Ma, it turns me—ummm, I really enjoy it."
His mother tilted her head at him and let a soft oh slip out of her pretty mouth.
Naruto swallow deeply, "Did…did pops never…y'know?"
Kushina stared at him, her eyes locked onto his, "No, sweetheart. Never."
"Oh—oh fuuuuck!" Karin screeched as Naruto flicked her throbbing clit while pounding into her, his cock brushing against her g-spot near her entrance and then her a-spot as he thrusted up and away from her cervix.
"Cunt's so good, Karin-chan, you better come for me, come again for me," Naruto panted as he fucked into her, his hands holding her knees high, and thighs spread apart so he could hit her in her favourite angles. Her slick splattered all across her thighs, sticking to Naruto's groin whenever he sheathed his cock fully inside of her.
"Oh shit! Ohmigod, I'm gonna come, fuckfuckfuck, I'm gonna cum!"
Her walls undulated and fluttered and clenched and Naruto moaned loudly in delight.
"Shit! This fucking cunt, I can't—God, tell me you are close!" Naruto slammed and grinded his cock against her needy cunt and put constant pressure on her clit until her thighs shook almost violently.
"Fuck! Cousin, I'm coming, cousin!" Karin reached up wildly, barely grabbing onto Naruto's neck and forcing him into a kiss that had their teeth clacking but neither cared as they stared into each other's eyes. Naruto's cum started pouring out in ropey blasts against Karin's cervix, extending her orgasm as Naruto fucked her shallowly.
After that, they cleaned up and Naruto said goodbye, preparing to leave when Karin stopped him with a hand resting on his hip and another rubbing circles on his chest.
"Oh, come on, Naruto, I noticed that," her smile was devilish.
Naruto's back stiffened, but he tried to play it off. "It's late Karin, I've got to go."
Karin rolled her pretty red eyes (redredredtheyarefuckingredNaruto) and her smile became warmer, she leaned forward, placing a kiss on his cheek before whispering into his ear, "Sure, see you later, cousin."
Naruto clenched his jaw and began leaving, ignoring Karin's snickers and hoping his mother forgot about his schedule by now. Fuck!