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 Poll: I know I am terrible at updating, largely due to having about 30 stories going at once! Let me know which one you are most keen to read (up to 5) and I will prioritise updates on the most popular stories! :D (number in brackets are how many chapters I've posted so far and a guess at the total chapters!) YOUR IMPUT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED :D Vote Now! |
 Author has written 42 stories for Web Shows, and Doctor Who. Hello lovelies! I like to write all things youtube, particularly if it involves Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, crabstickz, KickThePJ, ItsWayPastMyBedTime and many more! I would love to write for anyone if they have any particular wants, any pairing will work! I will research if need be :D I hope you enjoy my stories and please review! Also I love to chat about youtubers and an embarassingly large number of other fandoms, so feel free to send me a message and I will always respond! All my stories (except some collabs) can also be found on ao3 or on my phanfilled tumblr I am now also a beta author, and ready to help out! :D Phandom Big Bang 2014: Sirenia: tumblr post, art and ao3 We're All Dying: tumblr post, art and ao3 Separate Worlds: tumblr post, art and ao3 | |||||||
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Dan and Phil Fragments by Fanficgirlie reviews
Just some Phil and Dan friendship stuff. I couldn't find any so I wrote some... hope you like it! (sorry, I suck at summaries... :/)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,840 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Petals on the Wind by ThatOneSmoshyPhanGirl reviews
When his family moves on 'business', Phil Lester is left feeling homesick and wants nothing to do with anything. All changes when he falls in love with a boy whom he is forbade to be with. Follow these star-crossed lovers through an adventure of uncertainty and risks. *play on The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas* AmazingPhil, danisnotonfire, Phan, Crabstickz, KickThePj, KickTheStickz.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 9/9/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
Gotta Be You by fantasticxfoursome reviews
COMPLETED. Dan goes to school and he soon finds out that his favorite youtuber "AmazingPhil" is the new kid who attends his school.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] [Kickthepj, Crabstickz] - Complete
Separate Pages by Sinncity reviews
High School AU; Dan finds it nearly impossible to think he never noticed Phil Lester. His note book is filled with doodles of lions and planets and stars, so maybe the fluttery feeling Dan gets in the pit in his stomach isn't such a bad thing. Dan Howell/Phil Lester with a little bit of Chris Kendall/ PJ Liguori. Rated M for a reason! Two-shot.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] [Kickthepj, Crabstickz] - Complete
It was Saturday by Lexisfightingrobots reviews
It's saturday afternoon and PJ has plans for Chris. (Mainly fluff) PJ ends up spending the night with Chris, which causes some changes in their relationship. Kickthestickz with Chris Kendall and Peej Liguori
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Crabstickz, Kickthepj]
Can't You See It's Over by orangesofsymmetry reviews
Phan. The UK is overrun with infected. Dan and Phil. Zombies. Great Britain is quarantined.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Stasis by vogonsoup reviews
Chris and PJ have a secret friends with benefits deal, Chris thinks that he finally has what he's wanted for so long, but it seems that he and PJ had different ideas about their relationship. When PJ thinks having a girlfriend is the right thing for him Chris starts to slip away from the world, can anything bring him back. In short starts off a bit grim, ends in a big pile of fluff
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
Lights Out by vogonsoup reviews
Dan & Phil have been so busy leading up to Christmas & now plan to relax & celebrate together before leaving to spend time with their families for the holidays. Despite popular opinion they have not been boyfriends despite early days flirtation & each holding deep feelings for the other. Can a simple power cut change all that? This is for the lovely mrs cookieeater. (smut warning)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Through The Lies Comes Clarity by xoRosiePosiexo reviews
When Dan wakes up after a car accident, he is missing the memory of the last few years of his life. With the help of Phil and his old youtube videos, he slowly rediscovers himself, but some things may have been better left forgotten.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,978 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Adventures of The Doctor And His Companions by Malteser24 reviews
Collab written by potatoes-are-not-for-sex and Malteser24. Dan and Phil lead normal lives. But on one special day, everything changes. Doctor Who. Phan. AU. We do not own the show, the characters, Dan or Phil. Only the plot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS, AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Remember to click save by Forever-phanfics reviews
Year? 2043. Dan Howell is 16, and fascinated by internet - particularly YouTube history. The strange thing is, he looks remarkably similar to danisnotonfire who died in 2015. That's silly, though,there's no such thing as reincarnation. It got him thinking, though... He was going to save the internet. Warning, mentions past deaths (or Dan can't have been reincarnated) :p Enjoy !
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
My Darling Human by Malteser24 reviews
Phil, is a demon. He has accepted that. But what happens when Dan, a human, crosses his path. Dean, who hunts with his brother to keep the world safe, has feelings for the angel Castiel. How much longer will he be able to hide it? Will love prevail when both worlds collide? Or will someone end up...Dead? Completely AU. ALL FICTIONAL. i do not own any of the characters,bar my own.
Crossover - Supernatural & Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Care home kids by harrypottergleek97 reviews
Dan is new to the care home but not to the system. He meets Phil and finally things get better, but will it last? Phan. I know it's really long, but I can promise you it's worth it! (I hope :D)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,150 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Maybe Not Then by ijustlovemesomefriedchicken reviews
If Fanfiction had a behind the scenes, this would be it.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Punishment by mrs.cookieeater reviews
SMUTSMUTSMUTSMUT. DO NOT LIKE SMUT? DO NOT READ! NEKO-BONDAGE GALOUR! Phil has been a bad neko, who refuses punishment, so Dan decides to tie him down, and make him take the punishment, whether he likes it or not. (MAY BE SERIES IN FUTURE!)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Bet Series by mrs.cookieeater reviews
A three part series, where Dan lost a bet with Phil, and Phil got to be in charge for a week. WARNING: KINK, SMUT, TOYS, SLASH. DO NOT LIKE ANY OF THOSE THINGS? THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. NO PLOT. PURE SEX GUYS. SMUTSMUTSMUTTYSMUT.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil
Not A Star by thecolourofthesky reviews
A story about Dan Howell and how he met 'AmazingPhil' through a mutual friend - Charlie.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, charlieskies
Your Love Is A Lie by Malteser24 reviews
yet another song fic about Phan. Your Love Is A Lie by Simple Plan I do not own the song, the band, Dan, Phil. FICTION AU PHAN
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Sleepy Skype Calls by llamas-like-socks reviews
Dan lives in Reading, Phil lives in Manchester. They meet online and become friends. Only Dan doesn't know that Phil is gay. Until one of many more sleepy skype calls.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
YouTube Collection by mrs.cookieeater reviews
Just another dumping ground for all my YouTube drabbles onshots and such. Review if you like. :) I do not own any people that I mention. I also do not claim that anything that I write is real. This is FANFICTION guys, not real stories. :) Enjoy! R&R, favourite (if you think it deserves it) and follow (if you want to see more)! (M fo da SMUTZZ XD))
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
Love Is The Most Pleasant Peril by fruityphan reviews
Some weird semi-Shakespeare inspired thing that also contains a poem too
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Please don't leave me? by Latenightpheels reviews
Following the life of Dan and Phil together, no smut only fluff:) this is a terrible summary but meh, just read it:) one shot, bits of Phan here and there
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Verklempt by poiufc reviews
Verklempt- overcome with emotion. (PHANfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Too Much by Malteser24 reviews
Song Fic based off of All Time Low's song, Too Much. AU No specific perspective. PHAN I do not own the characters, or the song. The song belongs to the respective band and Dan and Phil belong to themselves.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Starrify by poiufc reviews
Just a cute little oneshot. :) Enjoy
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
From Now On I'll Go Stag by vogonsoup reviews
The only girl Chris ever loved is PJ in drag Fic and title inspired by the song 'Andrew In Drag'. I thought it was particularly fitting as the main instrument is the ukulele :-) w x 3 /the-magnetic-fields/andrew-in-drag-lyrics/ A pity she does not exist, A shame he's not a fag, The only girl I ever loved was, Andrew in drag. I stole the idea of Cas as god from the lovely Malteser24
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
Tears of an Angel -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
angsty little phanfic based of Tears of an angel. all abored the feels train. i swear it'll get your feels. please read. please? reviews are very much loved. also. i made a video for this ages ago: /watch?v CM6FEph4izU
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
You're The Perfect Second Best by amazingphile reviews
Phan. Songfic based on Maybe In The Dark by The Crookes.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Live Show -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
The Phan shippers are acting up again, driving Dan insane by spamming the chat in his live show. he becomes so annoyed he accidentally blurts out his feelings towards Phil. what will happen when Phil hears Dan's rant and comes to see if he's okay? Seriously, worst summary yet, I'm sorry, anyway, please read. it's adorable I promise :D
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Thunder Buddies by MalLesterHowell reviews
Dan is awaken in the middle of the night by thunder and cannot go back to sleep so he wakes Phil. First story yay
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Dan's Warning by I-Love-Phan-And-Butts reviews
Dan's detailed and fluffy warning to others not to fall in love with Phil.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Chicken by harrypottergleek97 reviews
Dan and Phil play chicken at a party
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
I Can't Even Crabstickz Quiz Show! Kickthestickz Drabble by enthusiasticnarwhal reviews
A little kickthestickz fluff/drabble that goes with Chris's new video! Mostly platonic fluff; you won't find any hardcore gay here haha. Just some cute conversation between Peej and Chris after the filming of "I Can't Even" :)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
RIP Simon by Malteser24 reviews
A little one-shot based off Amazing Phil's video R.I.P Simon. AU. I do not own Phil or Dan.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Visitor by vogonsoup reviews
A very short one shot. Phil is having visitations, is it his imagination will he find out who his tender visitor is. Fluff, I think?
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Broken by vogonsoup reviews
Dan and Phil are so busy, too busy for each other it seems, they seem to be drifting apart. Can Pj's advice help? A short tragedy involving two of my favourite youtubers
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Slipping into the arms of Morpheus by vogonsoup reviews
this is a Kickthestickz fiction. Featuring predominantly Chris Kendall, with mention of PJ Liguori, Phil Lester and Dan Howell. A quick tragi-fiction about two of my favourite youtubers. Chris's career is taking off but there's something holding him back, making it not fun anymore. Pov change to first person.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
Beyond the Barricade by CRMediaGal reviews
How does one move beyond death, destruction, and unrequited love? After the fall of the barricades in June 1832, Enjolras and Éponine find themselves having to answer that very question in a still revolutionary, chaotic world. E/É, AU, Show/Movie-based.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,791 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
The True Meaning Of A Friend by NeverlandNat reviews
Dan is upset and he won't tell Phil why. This secret is slowly killing Dan and he can't take it much longer. What will Phil do to get it out of Dan? Will Dan tell him? Phil Lester, Dan Howell, amazingphil, danisnotonfire, Phan. Rated M for swearing/smut. Sorry for spelling errors. I tend to type really fast and that causes me to make mistakes. Sorry about that.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Ghost by WalkingWit reviews
Because a decade later he's still the little boy who wants his best friend back and she's the ghost who'll never leave him.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Jess A., Leslie B. - Complete
Bill Nye The Animal Guy! by ijustlovemesomefriedchicken reviews
One shot : Just this random story where Bill basically loses his mind and tries to get animals to talk.
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
hexacoollike fleeting glances by peachieO reviews
Hexachordal Tom Milsom and Charlieissocoollike Charlie McDonnell . Super short, no plot of any sort, just a random bit of Charlie loving Tom
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
Maybe Just One by Shaggelmalove reviews
Hank and Katherina are visiting John and Sarah in Indianapolis when Hank suddenly has a revelation as he gazes down at little Henry. HxK - otp
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
A Fanfiction from an Unfortunate Generation by gallyg reviews
Hank and John Green do unbrotherly things to each other. This was only written so that it could exist.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
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Separate Worlds reviews
The probability of separate worlds meeting is very small. The lure of it is immense. We send star ships. We fall in love. Dan is a dying astronaut who meets Phil, an alien. Multi-chaptered sci-fi friendship!Phan story :D
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
We're All Dying reviews
It's July 1st 1916 in Somme, and the troops are restless. They've been bombing the Germans for eight days now and tomorrow, they're going over the top. Neither Phil nor Dan really understood what signing up for a war really meant until now. One-shot Phan story.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2014
Sirenia reviews
Phil is a marine biologist, called in to work on something unusual found off the coast of Australia. Dan is the last thing he expected to find. Fantasy/Sci-fi Phan!AU, submitted for the Phandom Big Bang (2014). To see the art and more, my tumblr is linked on my profile :D Hope you enjoy!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Come Back, Be Here reviews
What happens when everything you thought was meant to last forever is torn apart overnight? Dan is gone and Phil doesn't know what's going on, but is there more at play here than he suspects? (past chapters currently being reworked, new content soon)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 11/20/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Crabstickz, ItsWayPastMyBedTime
Us Against The World reviews
Through chaos as it swirls, it's us against the world... Chris Kendall and PJ Liguori - 100 words for every letter - an alphabet of KicktheStickz! Laugh, cry and love with our favourite, adorable ship! UPDATE: M is for Mr
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Promises reviews
It's the 63rd Hunger Games and a young Daniel Howell finds himself caught up in the whole bloody, bitter mess. Phan, HungerGames!AU.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
Now reviews
Dan never realised how much loving Phil brought to his life- nor did he realise just how much could be taken away.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Midnight (Before and After) reviews
Phil and Dan celebrate New Years Eve together- a love story in five parts. Wishing you all the very best for 2014!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Once A Fox reviews
King Richard fights in the crusades and his cruel and merciless brother, Prince John, has taken charge, taxing all of England behind what they can afford. In these trying times, two young men put their talents to use- taking from the rich and giving back to the poor- but how long can they survive their dangerously noble quest? Fantastic Foursome Robic Hood AU
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Seven Devils reviews
Sin is a matter of opinion. Sin is only sin if you're hurting other people. And there are seven of them. Warning: Adult themes! Particularly for those who read my other stories, this is not the same level of content. Also this is not representative of any actions or believes of either Dan or Phil, purely fictional exploration! NEW UPDATE: Envy
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
Heartlines reviews
How did PJ end up running the forever train? What happened to his heart- why does Chris carry it around in an old worn suitcase? How did their lives ever end up so tragically twisted? Curses are fickle things, but all curses can be broken, if you know how. Kickthestickz story inspire by 'The Fantasy Train'
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
The Adventures of The Doctor And His Companions reviews
Collab written by Malteser24 and potatoes-are-not-for-sex. Dan and Phil lead normal lives. But on one special day, everything changes. Doctor Who. Phan. AU. We do not own the show, the characters, Dan or Phil. Only the plot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS, AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
30 Day NSFW Challenge: Phan reviews
A prompt for every day, for 30 days, should get interesting! Each chapter stands alone so no need to read in order. Warning: Sexual content and themes, individual chapter titles will warn specifically. Hope you enjoy!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Beautiful reviews
Coffee shop AU- fluff and kickthestickz all inclusive!
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Crabstickz, Kickthepj]
We Just Kissed With Our Pants On reviews
"You've got to keep, you know, a bit of privacy- and I don't think PJ would let me anyway so.. ahaha I'm only joking; we just kissed with our pants on!" Sometimes Chris Kendall is too much to deal with.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Crabstickz, Kickthepj
A Sharp Pang (Of Jealousy) reviews
Chris didn't realise just what he meant when PJ said he was the jealous type. The tension between them is only growing and the sudden interest of Dan is the last thing he needs! From a Tumblr prompt
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Kickthepj, Crabstickz, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil - Complete
Best of Enemies reviews
Collab with ijustlovemesomefriedchicken. Alex Day and Carrie Fletcher; the best of enemies, but at night that all changes. Alex thinks there could be more to Carrie, but isn't hasty to find out about his arch rival.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - ItsWayPastMyBedTime, Nerimon
Better reviews
Prompt: Dan and phil broke up. Months later they both separately go to vidcon/playlist and bump into each other.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Family Feuds reviews
The Lester's and the Howell's, two families tangled in their warring and wealth, brought together by unaffected and honest love. But can Dan and Phil make it through the tyranny of their parent's feuds? Co-written with PhanFictionz!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Consequences reviews
Things go a little further than normal between Chris and PJ at a boy's night out with the fantastic foursome. From a tumblr prompt!
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Crabstickz, Kickthepj, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil - Complete
A Fearful Thing reviews
1000 words KicktheStickz story, inspired by vogonsoup. Love is a gift, a curse, a respirator and a death sentence, rolled into an irresistible package and implanted silently behind your ribs so you don't notice it there until they slice you open- you never had a chance.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
Phoenix Ashes reviews
It's early in the morning when it happens, but a happy occasion brings to light the distance they'd never noticed growing between them. One-shot for Dan's 2 million subscribers!
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Sleepwalking reviews
AmazingPhil x DanIsNotOnFire Inspired by Phil's video on when the boys find out that Phil sleepwalks. He showed us some of the reasons they now lock the doors in the apartment, but what if there's more to the story? Please review!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012
Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me? reviews
with DovahFinn! :D A collection of KickTheStickz stories about.. erections. Yep, all the maturity awards here :P One for every letter of the alphabet!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Devoid reviews
His lips on mine are hot and red, they burn me with a flame unfed, devouring all I have left, a willingness devoid of theft. Companion poem to 'Hope', Phan with dark themes.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Antithesis reviews
Dan is a vampire hunter. The best. He's not been beaten in years and no vampire ever gets away from him once he's on the hunt. PJ has a proposition. Since Adrian, Dan's been alone, but PJ is worried that he's going in over his head and he's found the perfect person to help him out. And Dan's not going to like it.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Be My Guest reviews
It's the first time that Dan has ever visited and Phil's feeling a little nervous. Phan Drabble!
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
These Little Wonders reviews
Our life remains, in these small hours, these little wonders, these twisted turns of fate... 100 words for each letter of the alphabet, an alphabet of Phan! Starring AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire, hope you enjoy! Newest: Z is for Zebra
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Somewhere In Between reviews
Sometimes days pass like a dream, the miracle of their love enveloping them in good fortune. Other times, their every though seems doomed, bound to a path of self-destruction and failure. And sometimes, they live together, somewhere in between. PHAN one-shots for each letter of the alphabet. Rated T for language and mature themes. Prompt requests now open for letters after B!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
A View to Remember reviews
There's no reason that it happens on Dan's birthday, perhaps there doesn't need to be one. Who ever said love was logical, comprehensible or easy? A birthday fic for Mr Daniel Howell, I hope you enjoy it!
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/11/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Famous Last Words reviews
Dan is on his way, early in the morning, hope in his heart and trepidation in every step. He never expected to bump into a friendly stranger at the train station, nor could he ever have predicted how that boy would change his life. Choose your own adventure! You get to decide what happens next in the story, we're all in the dark here, I can't wait to see where this goes!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Amour reviews
Sometimes the deepest love is still not enough.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Homeless Romantic reviews
Phil was always a dreamer, perhaps too much so. He always believed in being true to yourself, but he learnt very early on that the truth can be painful. Dan has never been the romantic type, more the kind to mess around in class, be an idiot for attention. But fate has a funny way of taking you precisely where you need to go. Phan multichapter story! Please review :D
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012
Hope reviews
"I hold no false hope of a dawn, I've known so long- all hope is gone. And that is why I can't tell you, and why I must do what I do." Phan poem from Phil's perspective! Warning: Depression and suicidal themes
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Only Us reviews
Phil doesn't know if it's just because he's tired or the warm room is warm and clouding his thoughts, but Dan has never looked more beautiful, or more out of reach. amazingphil x danisnotonfire fluffy fic inspired from boring university lectures, please review :)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012
Killing Zombies reviews
'Your face hit me in the hand! How am I going to be able to kill zombies now that I am unarmed' What happened after they finished filming that episode of superamazingproject? Fluffy Phan story staring AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire :)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012
The Worst reviews
AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire fic! What is the worst part of living with Phil? "The worst is that he always loses the front door keys and watches The X Factor." How could I resist that. Let me know if you like it and I might make this a series of ficlettes! :D
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2012
Something reviews
It's something in the way they met. Phil reflects on what it is with Dan, why he's in love with him, why that's okay. Short Phan drabble! (AmazingPhil x danisnotonfire)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Complete
Waiting reviews
Phil's coming home, Dan knows he is, no matter what anyone else tries to tell him. He'll be there waiting when he arrives... amazingphil x danisnotonfire angsty fic, starring crabstickz and kickthepj. Warning: dark themes
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
A Little Bit Fantastic
AmazingPhil x DanIsNotOnFire - Completely random mid-head-canon drabble, fantasy AU Phan, hiding in their headquarters plotting against the evil rulers, might actually write the full story one day with some Cherimon too.. please tell me what you think?
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Complete
Beginnings reviews
Cherimon (charlieissocoollike x nerimon) Getting to Dan's house proves to be more difficult than either of them anticipated.. but getting lost was definitely worth what they found
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
Special reviews
AmazingPhil x DanIsNotOnFire Set after PhilIsNotOnFire 4. Phil tells Dan that everybody loves him, but Dan only wants the love of one particular whiskered boy..
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
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