In the woods of Acme Acres.
A black wolf(the same height as Calamity Coyote)was walking through the woods, he was hungry, only the meals he got were leftover food from trash cans he was scurrying through the past weeks.
He decided to find something else to eat that would be fresh and mouth-watering.
Up ahead there was a chicken farm, where hens and chickens were being raised, surrounded by a cage fence where the birds could walk around, there was a big barn and beside it was the owner's house, the driveway was a little far away though.
Two big Sheepdogs were guarding the henhouse, to protect them from other wild predators or humans that would want to steal some for money.
The black wolf saw the chicken farm, began to think of hot chicken wings with a side of the barbeque.
However he saw the two sheepdogs and were willing to fight for the flock, knowing that he's the wolf that's cunning and swift, he would have to be smart.
Cautiously walking towards the driveway, the wolf swiftly hide behind a few bushes and small trees in cartoon style, he eventually was getting closer.
He took out a flier to file his way through the fence, as he began to file the wire fence, he saw two shadows approaching him from beside him.
The two sheepdogs were not very happy to see the wild canine, they cracked their knuckles.
Pow Pow
The wolf walked away limping with bruises, his head smashed(in a cartoon way), and hide by the driveway's gate.
A short time later.
The black wolf recovered, but he knew he would have to try to scare them off somehow, he put his paw-like hand under his chin thinking of a plan, so he snuck into the barn, looking for anything that might help.
Then he saw a can of white paint and a bag of garlic
A light bulb appeared above his head.
He painted at the the back of himself white, giving him a white stripe, and he rubbed his body with garlic making him smell bad.
He decided to test this out, he whistled from another corner of the large fence that surrounded the hen house, the sheepdogs charged at him snarling and barking, but they abruptly stopped as they saw him, they yelped in terror and fled.
The wolf snickered with a sneaky smile, his plan had worked, now he would get his lunch.
Though his plan was about to take a turn for the worst, on the side of the road was Fifi Le Fume, she was jogging for the day since it was the weekend.
"Oh, moi jogging through the day is nice," She said, she had a CD player with headphones, listening to romance music.
She decided to rest for a while on a log. "Le sigh, it would be nice to find a male skunk that I could jog with moi." She took a drink of water.
Fifi Le Fume stood up and was about to continue her run when she turned to see something sneaking out of the barn. "Oh, what's that?"
She took out binoculars and was quickly love-struck. "Oh, la la!" She cried out. "Mon petit skunk hunk!" Her eyes were replaced with red hearts. "Moi is about to get you, darling!"
The black wolf was using an acme lock pick to open the cage's lock, he successfully unlocked it but just as he was about to open the gate door, he sniffed a scent that was coming from behind him.
He turned around and his eyes popped out(in Wile E/Calamity Coyote style), he attempted to run, but Fifi managed to snatch him in a hug.
"Oh, at last, I have found you, mon reason for puberty," Fifi cooed as she started to smother the canine's cheeks in kisses.
"Mna mna mna mna!" She smoothed the black wolf in kisses again and again.
The black wolf attempted to push her off but due to her love-struck state, she wasn't going to let him escape, but things get worse when her stink's odor got close to his nostrils.
The wild canine's eyes water due to her stink, however at the corner of his eye, he saw a chicken feather and picked it up, then he started to tickle her neck which made her giggle, he continued to do so until she released him thus making her fall down on the ground, seeing his chance, he ran off into the woods.
"Intelligent boys are such a tease," Fifi remarks with affection.
The black wolf was hiding behind a large oak tree, panting heavily.
"Come out, wherever you are, my little mensa man!" She called out.
The black wolf began to sweat in fear of being caught in the skunk girl's embrace and smelling her odor.
He looked up and saw the branches were large enough, so he climbed up to each branch, climbing higher and higher.
"Come on out, my skunk hottie!" Fifi called out again, passing the oak tree.
Soon she was gone, much to the relief of the wolf.
"Whew..." He sighed in relief, thinking that he could relax.
"Ah, there you are!" To his horror, Fifi was a few inches away on the same branch he was standing on.
"Come here to moi," Fifi attempted to pounce on the wolf, but the canine swiftly dodged her and jumped down to each branch below until he landed on the ground.
He dashed off quickly as he could.
Fifi looked towards the direction her of true love(so she thinks). "Love hurts, no?" She asked herself.
In a nearby pond.
The black wolf was taking a sip, exhausted a little from running from a female skunk.
His stomach rumbled due to his starving.
He groaned for a while, then he started to head back to the farm, hopefully, he lost the female skunk.
Eventually, he returns to the farm, the two sheepdogs were still not around, which gave him the advantage, he remembered the lock he had opened, so all he had to do is just snatch one hen and take it into the forest.
He opened the fence gate, and snuck in quietly, he then approached a door to the hen's house, he saw his chance.
He reached in with his arm, he had a hungry look when he realized he got a hold of something, he pulled back his arm but to his dismay, he didn't have a hen, it was Fifi Le Fume, the female skunk.
He dropped the skunk and attempted to run again, but Fifi wrapped her arms around his chest. "You don't need a fence to trap me, my little transformer of love." She grabbed his leg and started to smooch it.
The black wolf was annoyed at this, he tried to use a crowbar to get her hands off his leg, but to no avail.
Fifi then embraced the wolf tightly, the wild canine struggled to get free but he couldn't get loose from her grip, that's when the female skunk climbed on his back and looked at him from above.
"Mna, mna, mna, mna!" She smooched his head. "Let's cuddle mon dear!"
She cuddled him in her tail as her stench was getting worse, however, the entire surrounding fence started to melt, the wolf saw this, he eventually squeezes himself out of the skunk's tail and dashes off.
Fifi lays on her side with a shrug. "I sense of fear of commitment."
The wolf was running around the yard, while Fifi pursued towards him, eventually, he came to a camping site, campers were around the area, due to his disguise, people thought he was a skunk, the wolf realized these campers must have food.
He found a camper's icebox, he opened it and Fifi came out. "Hold me!" She attended to embrace the wolf, but he escaped but only for a second, due to exhaustion and hunger, he passed out on the ground.
"Oh, poor dear has passed out due to seeing moi," She said feeling sorry. "Don't worry moi dear, Fifi La Fume is here."
She carried the wolf in bride style into a large tent.
The wolf was asleep on a comfy sleeping bag.
Fifi was a little disappointed, but she wasn't giving up. "How strange that mon dear can sleep when I'm so near." She said. "We must restoke the furnace of love, no?"
She walked over to a table that had different deodorant spray bottles(same as in the Pepe Lew Pew episode: Little Beau), pondering which one she should use.
A short time later
Fifi decided to mix all of the deodorants in a much large spray bottle, as she poured the last two bottles, she took a big whiff. "A leettle subtle perhaps, but..." She sprayed herself, then began to play the harp.
"My love, Fifi La Fume loves you, my love, fortunate lucky you, my darling, wake up and see me~" She sang.
The scent of the new perfume entered the nostrils of the black wolf as the female skunk continued to sing. "Fifi La Fume is the one you want, you will love me~"
The wild canine was enchanted as red hearts appeared in his eyes, with a drooling mouth on his face, and his heart beating out of his chest, he dashed towards Fifi, embracing the female skunk, he began to kiss and lick her face.
So much that Fifi was starting to feel uneasy. "That's a little too much." She said in surprise, completely taken off guard.
Fifi struggled to push her crush away. "Moi dear, control yourself." But to no avail, the wolf continued to smooch and lick her. "Moi dear, please, stop this!"
Fifi eventually got loose from her crush's grip, dashing away out of the tent.
The black wolf chased after her, as he made a wolf whistle.
"Le sigh, why is it, when a woman gets captured by a man, all she wants to do is get away?" She asked the audience, as she continued to run.
Similar to the episodes of Dating Acme Acres Style and Pepe Le Pew Little Beau.
The male black wolf is an OC, anyway, I wanted to write this because I wanted to, another Fifi Le Fume story.
Anyway, read and review, bad ones won't be tolerated.
The end.