This is the parody of the Wild Over You Episode from Looney Tunes.
At Acme Acres Zoo
A tour group was escorted through the zoo by the tour guide.
The first stop was the Jackals
"Ce sont les chacals(These are the Jackals)!" The tour guide stated in a french accent.
"Le ruff!" The jackals barked.
Next, the tour guide showed them the Wild Dogs.
"Vient ensuite les chiens sauvages(Next is the Wild Dogs)?"
The Wild Dogs were running around their section while some were playing around with bones.
"Le bark!" Some Wild Dogs barked in a french accent.
"Vient Ensuite Les Wildcats!" The tour guide stated as he escorted the tour to the wildcat section. "There are at least four of these Wildcats!"
The Wildcats were catnapping while there were cubs that were playing around and wrestling.
The tour guide smiled calmly until he noticed something was off as he gazed down the area and his eyes pop out in disbelief.
"Oh Mon Dieu(Oh my gosh)!" He spoke as he placed his hands on his head. "Un Des Wildcats s'est echappe(One of the Wildcats has escaped)!"
The tour group panicked as other zookeepers were alert of the situation, other visitors were escorted out of the zoo for safety.
Soon the city was alerted of the wildcats escaping.
"Le extray le extray!" The paper guy spoke out in a french accent handing out newspapers.
A picture of the wildcat that was male and escaped from the zoon was printed on the front page.
Soon animal controller along with his tracking dog was looking for the escaped feline.
The male Wildcat was sneaking around making sure he didn't make any sound to give out his location by hiding by garbage cans, quietly walking through alleyways, and crouching down.
Eventually, another animal controller was getting closer while his dog was sniffing out any scent of the wild feline.
The wildcat saw the human and his tracking dog, knowing that if he made any suspicious moves that dog would hear him if he wasn't quick enough.
To his relief, he saw a can of white and black pain nearby a painted fence.
Not too long that animal controller and his dog were getting closer but they abruptly stopped at the sight of a male skunk(which was the wildcat in disguise).
"Le, skunk pew!" The animal controller said as he and his dog ran off in fear of getting sprayed.
The Wildcat hid in a junkyard to rest for a while, little did he know he was going to have more trouble.
Fifi Le Fume was in her car reading a romance novel(the same one she read in the Furrball Follies).
"Their young love had been tragically ended." Fifi read. "Bradly had accepted the scholarship to a distant college!"
"Today I will cry," Dakota sobbed. "Tomorrow, I'll check out the basketball team." She concluded closing the book as she held it in her arms. "The end, Le sigh."
"I wonder if I'll find my true love someday," Fifi wondered as she walked over to her car window. "I'll just-" She stopped abruptly as she saw the wildcat on the ground sleeping.
However, she was instead smitten of what she was seeing. "Ooh la la, mon petit skunk hunk." Her heart was beating so fast as pink hearts appeared in her eyes and feeling the love within her.
She jumped into the air as her heart started to beat out of her chest. "Beware, my little chocolate croissant!"
Fifi went to her mirror. "I am, how you say, petite frumpy, no, hmm, time for a le make-over." She began to do a quick make-over thus putting lipstick on her lips and spraying herself. "If looks could kill, you would not feel so well, eh?"
She climbed out of her window feeling so in love and wanted to have the man she saw in her arms. "Do not fear, mon dear, Fifi Le Fume is near and you all mienne(Mine)!"
The Wildcat then found himself being embraced by the female skunk. "At last I have found you!" She cooed. "Mna mna!" She smothered his cheeks in kisses. "Come with me!" I will take you as mienne!" She continued to kiss him again and again. "Mna mna mna!"
She stopped for a while as she lovingly gazed at the wildcat. "We shall do a lot of wooing together sweetie!" She continued to smooch the male feline.
"Rowr rowr!" The wildcat viciously mauled the female skunk which released him and instantly ran off.
Fifi Le Fume wasn't hurt instead that only encourage her to chase him. "Aw, I like it."
She leaped along towards the direction where her true love ran off. "I am almost finding you, my little pepperoni of passion."
The Wildcat stopped and turned a corner, running into an amusement park, lucky it was closed due to his escape.
He looked around to see any booths that might help him stay hidden for a while.
"Where are you, my little man!" The voice of the love-stricken skunk was heard, she didn't sound too far away.
That made the Wildcat scared, knowing that if he stayed in the open too long he would get spotted.
He ran into a fortune teller's hut.
The wild feline hide under the table that had the crystal ball. "Where are you my little crepe skunkette?" She called out as she passed the fortune-telling booth.
"Le whew," The Wildcat sighed in relief as he quietly crawled out of under the table.
However, that relief was halted when he heard a female voice. "Your fortunate tells me that you'll meet fille de tes reves(The girl of your dreams)." Fifi was dressed in a fortunate telling outfit.
The Wildcat ran out of the booth as he turned to look at it while panting heavily. "Here I am my love." She snatched the wildcat in a hug. "You lucky boy you!" She snuggled her face against his. "Mna mna mna!" She smooched him again.
ROWR!
The wildcat viciously mauled the female skunk a second time which released him again. "Flirt..." She muttered with a small smile.
The Wildcat went into a target booth, then he went to another part where stuffed animals were giving as prizes.
"Oh where my skunkette! What is the matter with ya! Fifi sang out as she looked around each booth she was passing by.
Soon she came to the target booth where the wildcat hid in the pile of stuffed animals pretending to be one of them and stood completely still as possible.
"I promise we take things slow!" She called out as she passed the booth. "Then you can meet my family!"
The Wildcat sighed in relief seemingly thinking that he was out of the woods but that proved wrong the moment he looked to the right and to see Fifi.
"My prize, it's the man of my dreams!" Fifi said in a loving tone.
The Wildcat didn't waste any time so he ran off in a flash. "Little boys are such children," Fifi commented with a shrug.
Shortly after the Wildcat came to the bumper car area.
He went into one of them and hide in the driver's seat. "Le whew." He sighed in relief again.
Tap
He felt something tap his shoulder and turned around, though he wished he hadn't because Fifi was sitting beside him with a seductive smile. "Hello mon dear, close enough are we, no?"
Rowr rowr rowr
The Wildcat viciously mauled the female skunk a third time. "Moi hopes to last more." She said her body and face were covered in scratches.
The wildcat came to the Ferris wheel and hide in one of the passenger-carrying components and began panting heavily.
"Sorry I am late, mon petite quiche!" Fifi waved from another passenger-carrying component above and jumped down. "Oh, mon dear!"
She started to smooch the wildcat feline in kisses again. "Mna mna mna!" As cartoon pink hearts appeared from the carrying component. "We're so made for each other, no?"
Fifi embraced him tighter and tighter. "Mna mna mna!" She smooched him again. "I will never let you go!" She continued to kiss him again as her stink was getting to the wildcat's nostrils. "Le kiss le kiss le kiss, you can't escape from-"
ROWR RRROWR ROWR
The Wildcat escaped again by scratching her a third time.
"I ask moi, is this worth it?" Fifi asked the audience, but that question was obvious. "The answer...YES! YES!"
She instantly ran off leaving a cloud that took the shape of a cupid.
The Wildcat ran out of the amusement park and down the street. Plus the streets were quiet due to his escape and very few people.
Fifi was on his tail without showing a sign of tiring, she just kept a straight face as she pursed towards the assumed man to be.
However the wild feline was starting to get tired and began to slow down, he knew that if he collapsed he would get caught again, soon he was close to Acme Acres Park.
He noticed a passing sign that read "Hot Air Balloon, delayed due to animal escape" He saw his chance to escape his female stalker, he jumped inside the basket and swiped the supporting ropes that kept the balloon tied to the ground.
Eventually, the balloon was launched into the air. "Le whew..." The wildcat sighed in relief with his paw on his right cheek.
"Lovely view, no?" A female voice asked.
Fifi appeared out of nowhere beside him as she smiled lovingly at her male wildcat.
Wildcat was in dismay as he was embraced by his stalker. "Come, my love, we shall do some more wooing!" She snuggled her face against his. "Let moi kiss your hot lips!"
She kissed the wildcat on the lips as she kissed him deeper and deeper.
ROWR ROWR ROWR
The wildcat then began to viciously maul her one final time.
Fifi steps out of the mauling looking at the audience. "Thank heaven for little boys, no?" She winked as she continued to kiss him and the wildcat proceeded to maul the female skunk as the balloon floated into the sky.
I just wanted to write a story about Fifi Le Fume because I miss how she becomes smitten whenever she mistake the opposite sex for a male skunk.
So don't hate me or my story because I wanted to have some fun, that I had this idea in my head once and in a while.
read and review please, but the bad reviews won't be tolerated
The End.