Hi! To...

whoever is reading this, i guess. I'm Yugao702, nice to meet you.

If you are wondering where I am right now, I'm busy so I'll be back in 5 minutes but if I'm not just read this message again.

Nickname/s: Yuui, Yu, Kai

Name: A good name keeps it lustre in the dark so if you really want to know bring a flashlight!

Age: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind. It doesn't matter(Unless you are cheese ;9)

Birthday: October 30, something-something

Gender: I'm 100% Female

Quote: the more you know, the more you forget
the more you forget, the less you know
the less you know, the less you forget
the less you forget, the more you know. So now you know @[email protected]

HOW I FEEL ABOUT EACH DAY OF THE WEEK

MONDAY-Ugh! Its Monday.

TUESDAY-Well at least its Tuesday.

WEDNESDAY-Wow, its already Wednesday.

THURSDAY-Hey! Tomorrow's Friday!

FRIDAY-Yes! Weekend! XD

SATURDAY-PARTY!

SUNDAY-CRAP! Tomorrow's MONDAY!

10 FACTS ABOUT YOU

1) You're reading this right now

2)You're realizing that is a stupid fact

4)You didn't notice I skipped three

5) You're checking now

6) You're smiling

7) You're still reading this even though its stupid

9) You didn't realize I skipped eight

10) You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11) You're enjoying this

12) You didn't realize there's only suppose to be ten facts. ;P

[1] I need to tell you a secret, look at 5

[2] The answer is look at 11

[3] Don't get mad, look at 15

[4] Calm down don't be mad, look at 13

[5] First look at 2

[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12

[7] I have succeeded in wasting your time

[8] What I have to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14

[9] Be patient, look at 4

[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this, look at 7

[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this, look at 6

[12] Sorry! Look at 8

[13] Don't get mad, look at 10

[14] I don't know how to say this but look at 3

[15] You must be really mad, look at number 9

THE BEFORE AND AFTER OF FALLING IN LOVE

BEFORE- Passion.

AFTER- Ration.

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BEFORE- Don't stop.

AFTER- Don't start.

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BEFORE- Turbocharge.

AFTER- Jump-start.

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BEFORE- Twice a night.

AFTER- Twice a month.

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BEFORE- Idol.

AFTER- Idle.

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BEFORE- Is that all you're having?

AFTER- Maybe you should have just a salad, honey.

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BEFORE- It's like I'm living in a dream.

AFTER- It's like he lives in a dorm.

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BEFORE- We agree on everything.

AFTER- Doesn't she have a mind of her own.

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BEFORE- I love a woman with curves.

AFTER- I never said you were fat!

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BEFORE- He's completely lost without me.

AFTER- Why won't he ever ask for directions?

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BEFORE- You look seductive in black.

AFTER- Your clothes are so depressing.

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BEFORE- She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.

AFTER- She calls me a controlling, manipulative, egoistic prick.

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BEFORE- You take my breath away.

AFTER- I feel like I'm suffocating.

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BEFORE- I can hardly believe we found each other.

AFTER- I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.

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BEFORE- Time stood still.

AFTER- This relationship is going nowhere.

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BEFORE- Once a upon a time.

AFTER- The end.

BEFORE MARRIAGE

BOY: At last I can hardly wait!

GIRL: Do you want me to leave?

BOY: No, don't even think about it!

GIRL: Do you love me?

BOY: Of course always!

GIRL: Have you ever cheated on me?

BOY: No, why are you asking?

GIRL: Will you kiss me?

BOY: Every chance I get.

GIRL: Will you slap me?

BOY: No, are you crazy?!

GIRL: Can I trust you?

BOY: Yes!

GIRL: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP...

IN A WOMAN'S VIEW.

MEN ARE JUST LIKE...

1) Copiers: You need them in reproduction but thats about it.

2) Bike Helmets: They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

3) Mini Skirts: If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs.

4) Handguns: Keep one around long enough and you are going to want to shoot it.

5) Placemats: They only show up when they're food on the table.

6) Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

7) Government Bonds: They take so long to mature.

8) Lava Lamps: Fun to look at it but not at all that bright.

9) Bank Accounts: Without a lot of money they dont generate a lot in interest.

10) High Heels: They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

11) Curling Irons: They're always hot and always in your hair.

IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE SUCKS...THINK ABOUT SPONGEBOB.

1) Life is in a Mess

2) Works in a fast food joint with no future

3) Works for a stingy boss who always out to cheat his money and ask him to do more things

4) Coworker/Closest Neighbor hates him to the core

5) Best friend is a jobless retard

6) Couldn't pass his driver's test with countless tries

7) Friendzone by his crush

8) Pet snail seems smarter than him

5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1) Money can't buy you happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2) Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

3) Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4) Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5) Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk.

Question: Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday?

After taking a test:

Friend: How was the test?

Me: I think I failed!

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Mom: How was the test?

Me: It was really easy!

(So true)

Dear Parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin

Snow White lived alone with 7 men

Pinnochio was a liar

Robin Hood was a thief

Tarzan walked around without clothes on

A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him

Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

You cant blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

Good boys are found in every corner of the Earth...

Unfortunately the Earth is round...