I doubt anyone is even reading this but here it goes. Hey people! My name is Jessica, & I'm a freshmen from Texas! (But I'm not a hick!) And, I'm really obsessed with anything that has to do with Harry Potter. I mean who could not love Harry (and Draco)! But lately, my all time favorite ship. is Hermione/Boy!Blaise Zabini. So if you know of a good story with this ship. please e-mail me and tell me where I can find it at. I just love Blaise *sigh* Okay, let's see...My favorite bands are Good Charlotte (Joel and Benji are so freakin' hot!), All American Rejects, Sum 41, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Rooney, Simple Plan, The Distillers and a lot more I can't think of right now!! Umm...I hate geometry! Everyday when I get out of my geometry class, my brain feels like scrambled eggs. I mean seriously, who thought up all the theorems and postulates? It's enough to make someone jump off a building. A very tall building. I wasn't really into Lord of the Rings but I watched the movie and they're really good!! And OMG, Orlando Bloom is so hott!! It should be illegal to be that sexy. Not that I'm complaining!! And I absolutely love Pirate's of the Caribbean! Not only is Mr. Bloom a sexy beast but so is Mr. Depp. He is like the only guy that could make eyeliner look so hott.

My fave. HP Characters are:

Blaise Zabini (guy)

Hermione

Fred/George

Harry

Ron

Ginny (I didn't like her until the 5th book!)

Hagrid (He's too sweet for his own good!)

Lupin

Sirius

Tonks (She's so freakin' cool!)

Draco

Dumbledore (He reminds me of my grandpa)

And most of the teachers

Favorite Ships: Hermione/Blaise (when he's a he!)

Hermione/Harry

Hermione/Sirius

Hermione/Any of the Weasley sons

Hermione/Draco

Hermione/Oliver Wood

Hermione/Snape (I'm not really sure why though)

Harry/Ginny

Harry/Draco

Harry/Pavarti or Lavender are ok

Ginny/Remus

Tonks/Remus

Least Favortie Characters:

Cho (She used Cedric's death as an excuse to be weird)

Lucius Crabbe and Goyle(uhh can you say losers?)

Pansy Percy (I liked him until the fifth book. If he would pull the stick out from his arse and apologize, I would really like him a lot better.)

Voldemort

Wormtail (I think he should be strung up by his toes and hit with sticks. Okay, I'll admit it, that's weird but, I am at the moment suffering from a sugar high so... :P)

Least Fave Ships: Dumbledore/Snape (Just in case anyone writes one. That is just gross. uggh, I got a mental picture that isn't pretty!)

Hermione/Ron (I don't know why but, this ship doesn't seem right!)

Harry/Ron (I think they should just stay friends)

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.~ Jerry Seinfeld. (Slytherin Girl's bio)

Signs You're Probably A Blue-Neck ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."

You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!

You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

For breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.

You don't know what a moon pie is.

You've never had an RC Cola.

You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled.

You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.

You have no idea what a polecat is.

You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

You don't have bangs.

You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.

More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut .

You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.

You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.

You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-and-knife show.

You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.

The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on ramp to the highway.

You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.

You refer to binoculars as opera glasses.

You can't spit out of the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.

You don't know what an applique is.

You don't know anyone with at least two first names (e.g. Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice, etc.).

You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.

You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

You can do your laundry without quarters.

None of your fur coats are homemade.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My Stories~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Unknown Potter- This was my first fan fic and it's my baby. It's one of those Hermione get's pregnant and leaves but soon has to come back and face the past because something happens to her daughter. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this story and really I'm not sure what to do with it at the moment. I revised the first two chapters and I'm going to start revising the rest so, maybe I'll get some ideas soon. If anyone has an idea of what I should do with this story please feel free to e-mail me with ideas! Thanx. Secrets- Hermione finds out that she is Harry's cousin and it's about them having to deal with it. They also find out how strong their friendship is and what it can withold. I took the first three chapters and put them into one. So, it just has one chapter for now. Understanding Feelings- My new story!! It's a short Herm/Sirius and I luv it. It's something I wrote forever ago and I found it when I was hunting for my french homework. I had typed it up a long time ago so, I changed some things and uploaded it. I hope you like it. ~~~~~~4~a~gr8~story~go~2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Slytherin-nette Starcry Vena A.K.A katrina-chan Tinuwen (I told U I'd put ya' down here Sung!!) Or just look on my fave. author and stories list Well that’s all for now!! Thanx, Jesse S