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The many escapades of Zarbon: Volume Two
Zarbon goes to a dig site
Zarbon, accompanied by Hisoka, Tanjiro, Lilimon, and Gasser, all came to the site of a fossil excavation. "Alright, everyone," Zarbon began, a hint of excitement in his tone, "Who here is ready to help out at a fossil excavation to dig up some dinosaur bones?"
"We came here to dig up dinosaur bones why exactly?" Tanjiro asked, "Because I fail to see how this will help to make any progress towards getting my special earrings back."
Waving a dismissive hand at Tanjiro, Zarbon replied in a casual tone, "Oh relax, Tanjiro. We still have plenty of time for that. Besides, this is Gasser's first outing since joining us, and I wanted to start him off easy."
Gasser nodded in acknowledgement. "Thanks for the consideration, man."
"What sort of fossils do you think we'll be digging up, Zarbon?" Hisoka asked as he turned to look at his loving boyfriend.
"I was told that a record-setting Brontosaurus skeleton was buried here at the excavation site," Zarbon said, "But there's still a lot of other fossils to find. So come on!" Gesturing for the others to follow along, Zarbon declared, "Let's get going!" With that, everyone made their way into the dig site to dig up some fossils.
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Over in one area of the dig site, Tanjiro and Lilimon were helping out two of the archeologists with digging up some lesser fossils. "Oh, so you're a Demon Slayer?" one of the archeologists said to Tanjiro, "Then maybe you'll help out if one of the dinosaur skeletons comes to life, mmm?"
Tanjiro, with a mildly confused look on his face, replied, "Umm, sure, but I fail to see how slaying demons also translates to slaying spooky scary skeletons."
"Some dinosaurs can be pretty damn demonic," the first archeologist replied, "Also they can send shivers down your spine. They can also-"
"Oh!" Lilimon cried out in excitement, catching the attention of Tanjiro and the two archeologists. Looking over, Tanjiro and the two archeologists saw that Lilimon had unearthed a flawless hunk of fossilized amber the size and (approximate) shape of a big chicken egg. There was also a small mosquito trapped inside of it.
"My goodness," said the second archeologist as he looked at Lilimon's discovery, "That's quite the find! Well since it ain't part part of the Brontosaurus we're trying to dig up here, you can go on ahead and keep that if you'd like."
Tanjiro nodded once in agreement. "Yeah, Lilimon. I bet that your friend Mimi will get a kick out of it. Some folks consider fossilized amber to be a gemstone, so that'll appeal to her. Also it's got a bug trapped inside, so that makes it even more valuable."
Nodding once, Lilimon said, "True, Mimi would get a kick out of it. But I'm planning to show it to my boyfriend first."
That surprised the elite Demon Slayer. "Boyfriend?" Tanjiro said, "I had no idea that you have a boyfriend, Lilimon."
"Oh yeah," Lilimon began, "I've been involved with him for quite some time now. He's surprisingly kind of a goof once you get to know him, but is all the same still an absolute sweetheart." Tanjiro nodded along before he and the others all got back to digging up some more fossils.
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Over in another area of the dig site, Gasser watched it as Zarbon and Hisoka assisted with digging up the Brontosaurus skeleton. "This'll be the dig of the century, team," the lead archeologist said, "So let's get right on it! I want at least half of it out before we call it quits for the day!"
Zarbon, Hisoka, and the others all gave a cheer before getting to work. The team worked tirelessly, getting at least a few fossilized bones out. Zarbon and Hisoka were helping out with a thigh bone on the Brontosaurus skeleton when the archeologist with them said, "The thigh is really stuck in deep! We're going to have to go in deeper than this!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon and Hisoka both cried out in unison, their tones sounding with aroused, sensual pleasure. With the both of them reinvigorated, the loving couple not only got the thigh out, but also the whole Brontosaurus skeleton. It was completely and totally undamaged, and all of it was out before the first day of digging was brought to a close.
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"Well I'll be damned," the lead archeologist said to Zarbon, Hisoka, Tanjiro, Lilimon, and Gasser at the end of the day, "You guys were amazing! You lot ought to join us for the next fossil dig!"
With an amused, satisfied smile, Zarbon replied, "Our pleasure."
Author's notes;
I got this chapter out on Thanksgiving (11-25-21), so happy Thanksgiving guys. Anyway, the next chapter will see Cell and the others show up for the first time in Volume Two here, although they'll be getting a blast from the past from the first series of Zarbon's escapades. Take care, and try not to fill up on too much stuffing.