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The many escapades of Zarbon: Volume Two

Zarbon's blast from the past

Over at the arena that Perfect Cell keeps out in the middle of nowhere, Zarbon was hanging out with Cell, Kermit, and Shallot as they all talked to Aizawa and Hizashi. "...And that's how Sekijiro's student Monoma got the idea that, unless you're my boss or have a legitimate emergency that needs to be brought to my attention," Aizawa said as he wrapped up a story that he was telling, "Waking me up during one of my naps is a very big no-no."

"It's a lesson that I had learned the hard way," Hizashi commented.

Cell rolled his eyes dryly. "...Right. Well gentlemen, how else is it going over in where you guys come from?"

"UA is running smoothly," Aizawa remarked, "And we've gotten the crime rate for our nation down to levels not seen since prior to All Might having to retire from hero work."

Shallot's interest was piqued by that. "Huh, that sounds pretty nice, actually. I bet that now your students will get to-"

"There you are, you flamboyant jackass!" a male voice called out suddenly, cutting Shallot off and prompting him plus the others to turn to see who it was. It was a tall and muscular guy, as tall and muscular as Kermit in his buff form. However, who the person was surprised everyone at the arena, Aizawa and Hizashi especially so.

It was Minoru Mineta.

Pointing right at Zarbon, Mineta said, "Now that I have found you, I'm going to be kicking your ass and getting my revenge!"

Zarbon, with a mildly worried looking confused expression on his face, said to Mineta, "Umm, who are you exactly and why is it that you want to have revenge on me?"

"That's... that's my late student Mineta," Aizawa said, both he and Hizashi taken aback by Mineta having come back to life, "Apparently having come back to life in a tall, extremely muscular clone body."

Pointing to the returned Mineta, Shallot asked the UA teachers, "Wait, wasn't he the fat kid you sent to the teen fat camp that Zarbon worked at that one time, after said kid had gotten hit by a villain's quirk that made him fat?"

"Where Zarbon," Kermit went on, "Due to screwing up, let some kid suffering heart issues during a group exercise drop dead?"

Aizawa nodded in the affirmative. "Indeed. Also," Turning to look right at Zarbon, Aizawa snapped, "That was YOU who let Mineta die?!"

"I got too caught up in things to notice!" Zarbon said in a panicked tone of apology, "I am so sorry!"

Taking a step forward, Mineta said to Zarbon while cracking his knuckles, "I'm going to be having a whole lot of fun pounding your ass hard."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure.

"Quit fucking getting off!" Mineta yelled, "I'm trying to threaten you right now, you bastard!"

Pointing to the returned Mineta, Hizashi said to Aizawa, "Quick, Sho! You need to threaten Mineta that you'll expel him if he doesn't step down from threatening Zarbon! That ought to get Mineta to behave himself!"

Turning to look at Hizashi, Aizawa explained, "An expulsion threat would not work here. Mineta was already removed from the UA student registry back when he had died. Mineta's not a UA student anymore, so threatening to expel him is useless."

"Try using your quirk on him!" Hizashi exclaimed at Aizawa.

"That will only erase my own quirk, fool!" Mineta said. Flexing his strong, buff arms, Mineta went on, "Which I don't need to wreck that gay asshole as I have the power of my massive gains!"

"I believe that the term that you're actually looking for here is steroids," Kermit pointed out casually.

Mineta then turned to look at Kermit, prompting Cell to say, "Welp, it looks like we'll be needing the Dra-" Cell stopped short when a gunshot hit the floor of the arena near Mineta's feet, startling him and making him turn around and flee. After Mineta was gone, everyone turned to see Roshi walk on in, putting a handgun away as he came over.

"What did I miss, boys?" Roshi asked as he reached the group, who were all giving him props for coming in clutch like that against Mineta. All of them knew that this wouldn't be the last that any of them, Zarbon most of all, would be seeing of the returned Mineta. He would be coming back again, and all of them would have to be ready for it.

Author's notes;

Here we see the first part of one of the arcs in this volume that is connected to something that went down in the first one. Mineta has been returned in a tall, very buff homunculus clone body, and he now seeks revenge on Zarbon for what had transpired between them in the past. But this isn't the only plotline that had been set up in the first series of escapades, as the first part of another plotline will be seen in the next chapter. Peace out.