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The many escapades of Zarbon: Volume Two

Zarbon encounters Team Rocket again

Zarbon, the elite space warrior from another planet, was at Perfect Cell's arena that's out in the middle of nowhere. Cell was throwing a barbecue party, and many of the guys were there, Kermit, Shallot who had brought his girlfriend, Juan, Gasser, Lilimon, Hisoka of course, and finally Roshi and Black who were arguing with one another over at one of the grills.

Zarbon, who was talking to Hisoka, Juan, and Lilimon, looked over at the grill that Roshi and Black were arguing at. "Why are they getting so heated at one another?" Zarbon asked.

"They're arguing over barbecue styles, sweetie," Hisoka explained, "Black is trying to argue that charcoal is best, but Roshi is vouching for the use of propane and propane accessories."

With a bit of a confused look on his face, Zarbon remarked, "Well that just seems like a silly reason to have an argument for."

"I couldn't agree more, señior Zarbon," Juan remarked with an agreeing nod.

"Don't worry, guys," Lilimon said, "I called my boyfriend over to help settle the dispute. If anyone can settle things between Roshi and Black, it will be my boyfriend."

Juan then gave Lilimon a curious look of mild surprise as he looked up at her. "I didn't know that you were dating, señiora Lilimon."

Zarbon and Hisoka both nodded to Lilimon before Hisoka said to Juan, "Well my darling and I both knew already. In fact, we had lunch at the Italian place in Shonen City last week with Lilimon and her boyfriend. The Alfredo pasta was simply to die for."

"Lilimon's boyfriend is actually a rather chill, laid back kind of fellow," Zarbon went on, "He's a lot like Shallot, which would probably go a long way to explain the two of them becoming close fri-"

*KABOOM*

Zarbon was cut off mid sentence, and everyone at the party turned to look, when an explosion had gone off on one side of the arena, causing a big dust cloud to be thrown up. "What the hell?!" Cell called out in a tone of annoyed surprise as he, with Kermit at his side, went over to investigate.

When Cell and Kermit got close enough, the dust settled enough for Jessie, James, and Meowth of Team Rocket to step out. "Hey, it's the talking Pikachu in the costume!" Jessie said as she pointed right at Juan, "Let's steal it for the boss, boys!"

"I'm sorry," Cell began, "But who the hell are you clowns, and why is it that I'm fighting the urge to kill you on sight?"

"That's Team Rocket, Cell!" Zarbon warned, "They harassed me and some of the others a while ago, as well as threaten to kidnap Juan!"

Cell and Kermit gave Team Rocket wry looks. "...Yeah, I'm not going to put up with this," Kermit said casually.

Nodding in agreement, Cell remarked, "You know, I was going to say the exact same thing, Kermit. How's about we save time by just giving these bozos the good ol' mach five int-"

"Excuse me, but is this the Perfect Cell arena?" a strong, somewhat gravely male voice said, cutting Cell off, "My girlfriend Lilimon asked me to come over here to help settle a dispute over barbecue?"

Cell sighed in a mildly exasperated tone. "Sorry, Mr. Lilimon's boyfriend, but this isn't exactly a good time," Cell began as he, Kermit, and the trio of Team Rocket members turned to face Lilimon's boyfriend, "You see, we got this trio of-" Cell stopped short when he, along with Kermit and the Team Rocket trio, only saw the guy's shins, so they all turned their heads to look up to see who the tall as hell boyfriend that Lilimon had was.

"Holy shit," Kermit said as he saw who it was, "You're WarGreymon!"

Nodding in confirmation, WarGreymon replied, "Indeed I am. Now, what's going on to make things not good?"

Pointing at Team Rocket, Zarbon said, "Those guys are trying to kidnap Juan!" Looking down at Team Rocket, WarGreymon pulled his right leg back before kicking it forward to give Team Rocket a good punt as if they were a football, sending them flying.

"Yeah," Kermit said as he and everyone else watched Team Rocket vanish clear over the horizon, "Their asses will feel that one in the morning."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon and Hisoka both cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure.

Cell merely shook his head at them, then turned to look at WarGreymon. "Thanks for the save there, WarGreymon." The mega level Digimon nodded, then went on to settle the dispute between Roshi and Black. All was chill.

Author's notes;

Yeah, Team Rocket have shown that they don't always think things through. Well anyway, this marks the debut of Lilimon's boyfriend WarGreymon, who will pop up a few times or so moving forward. But that's for later, as in the next escapade Zarbon helps a friend get a hold of some DVDs that he's wanting to get.