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The many escapades of Zarbon: Volume Two

Zarbon goes to a human camp

The war between the humans and the elves was still ongoing. As tenacious as the elves were proving to be, the humans were still technically in the lead when it came to the war. Wanting to make sure that humanity stayed in the lead and eventually win the war, General Wulfric was putting more effort into training all of the men under his command.

To that end, General Wulfric called in Zarbon, who brought Hisoka, Juan Gasser, and Lilimon with him. Zarbon and his party would be assisting with training all of the men under General Wulfric's command at the camp, with an emphasis on the newest recruits in the human army. The more men sooner ready for the war effort against the elves, the better. At least if you asked General Wulfric.

Hisoka, Gasser, Juan, and Lilimon all stood side by side in a line in front of the recruits as Zarbon, his arms behind his back, paced back and forth in between the two groups. "Men, I know that I don't have to tell you this, but it bears repeating," Zarbon said to the soldiers as he paced back and forth. He came to a stop in a central position in front of the line of his friends before he turned to face the men. "We need to win this war."

Raising a hand, one of the recruits began saying, "Umm, yeah, can I be excused? I'm a conscientious objector, so I'm technically not even supposed to be here."

Pointing at that recruit, Zarbon said, "Well that just sounds like being a coward but with extra steps." Straightening back up, the elite space warrior from another planet went on, "I know that some of the newer guys among the lot of you are scared, but not to worry. My friends and I shall do what all we can to prepare you for the effort against the elves so that as few of you as possible are seriously maimed if not worse."

"Seriously maimed if not worse?" repeated a second recruit in a confused, worried tone.

Rolling his eyes dryly, the first recruit remarked in a dry tone, "Now you see why I'm a conscientious objector."

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And so the training commenced. Remembering that his screwing up at a teen fat camp is why he and some of his friends are currently being harassed on and off by the tall muscular homunculus Mineta, Zarbon was taking the task of having the recruits work out with the dial turned back a bit and his focus solely on the recruits. Luckily all of the recruits were all adults who were already in some degree of good health, so Zarbon didn't have too much reason to worry about accidentally over working any of them.

With an amused hum, Hisoka said, "I've got to say darling, you're doing quite well in working with the new recruits."

Zarbon turned to regard his beloved, offered him a warm smile. "Well this isn't my first go in training others, Hisoka. Experience has its advantages when it comes to-"

*KABOOM*

Zarbon was cut off when he and the all of the others there were surprised when an explosion went off, startling all of them and causing all of them to jump for cover. When Zarbon and his group were able to recover, they were the first to see that the camp was being attacked by the elves, in what's clearly an ambush attack.

"They're attacking the camp?!" Gasser practically exclaimed, "Hey, isn't that against the rules of war or something?!"

"We must stop them, you guys!" Zarbon declared, "To save all of the men here! To save the war effort against the elves! Even to save that one recruit who's a coward!"

"Conscientious objector!" the first recruit screamed from where he's hiding while he and the other recruits hide from the elves.

Knowing that they needed to act, Zarbon and the others jumped out from where they were all hiding and proceeded to go right for fighting off all of the elves. No matter what it took, Zarbon and the others would be stopping this attack by the elves on the human camp. The hope of the humans in the camp rested on their shoulders.

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Despite the superior numbers that the elves had in their attack, the humans were able to win, with what elves who weren't killed or escaped captured by Zarbon and his friends. "Good work, Zarbon," a human captain said, "Now we can do some interrogating, although given how the average elven mind works, I'm suspecting the process to be both very long and very hard."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure, "Please, allow me to assist!" Hisoka also offered to help interrogate the captured elves, thus ending another chapter of the war as a win for the humans.

Author's notes;

Having those two help interrogate enemy men might be considered a war crime, but that's beside the point. Anyway, this chapter continues the ongoing storyline of the war between humans and elves, and it'll go on for quite some time yet. But anyway, the next chapter will see Zarbon continue his assistance in another ongoing storyline. Peace out.