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The many escapades of Zarbon: Volume Two

Zarbon attends a girl-hosted party

Zarbon, with his loving boyfriend by his side, stood in line outside of the biggest party club in Shonen City, where Shallot's girlfriend and Lilimon were hosting the biggest bash of the year. Given the sheer magnitude of this party, anyone who was anyone would be there, and not being there was a sign that one was a complete and total square. Naturally, Zarbon and Hisoka were both hoping that they could get into the party.

"Oh, I hope that we'll be let into the party, sweetie," Hisoka said to Zarbon in a concerned tone, "We'll be totally lame if we don't get in!"

"Well we do know Shallot's girlfriend and Lilimon," Zarbon began, "So maybe if we play our cards right, we can-"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT ON THE LIST?!" the loud and angry voice of Vegeta yelled, cutting Zarbon off and making him and Hisoka look ahead to where a club bouncer was holding up Vegeta and his wife Bulma. Some friends of Zarbon's, mainly Perfect Cell, Kermit, and Roshi, were already gathered at the scene when Zarbon and Hisoka came over.

Looking to Cell and the others already on the scene, Zarbon asked Cell as Hisoka looked on, "Cell, what is going on here?"

Before Cell could answer, Bulma who heard the question whipped around and said in an indignant tone, "I'll tell you what's going on! Shallot's girlfriend and Lilimon had barred both me and Vegeta from the party!"

"Uhh, actually it's just Vegeta who's barred from the party," the bouncer said to everyone, "On a count of how he's a dick to Shallot, and now WarGreymon as well if how he booed WarGreymon off stage last week at the Shonen City comedy club's open mic night event is any indication." Pointing to Bulma, the bouncer went on, "As for you miss Bulma, you're on the list, as is everyone else gathered here."

Bulma gave a happy cheer as she went on in, with Zarbon, Hisoka, Roshi, Cell, and Kermit following her in that order. Cell poked back out to say "Sucks to be you, Geets! Ah ha ha!" to a stunned Vegeta before heading right back in, leaving Vegeta just standing there as his right eye twitched.

...

The party thrown by Shallot's girlfriend and Lilimon was the zenith of awesome parties. Music, dancing, drinking, and even Rick Sanchez brought pinkish crystals he ground up and snorted, even leaving a line for All For One so he could snort it up and join in on the fun. Indeed, everyone was there, and Zarbon saw that most everyone he knew was having fun, the only exception being Lori Loud who threw up, but she recovered and was back to partying afterwards.

Zarbon, Cell, and Kermit were talking to Shallot off to one side at the party as everyone was living it up. "I've got to hand it to them, Shallot," Cell began in an impressed tone, "Your girlfriend and Lilimon can throw one bitchin' party."

Shallot nodded in agreement, and was about to speak up. However, he was cut off when a large portion of the wall was destroyed from the outside all of a sudden, and Vegeta flew right on in. "How dare you ban me from the biggest party of the year!" Vegeta yelled to the ceiling, his words very clearly aimed at Shallot's girlfriend and Lilimon, "I'm the prince of all Saiyans, damn it!"

"Vegeta, what the hell?" Shallot exclaimed as his fellow saiyan had just crashed the party.

Pointing towards the ceiling. Vegeta shouted, "Everyone here is now subjected to a long and hard punishment!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure, "Now things really sound-" Zarbon got cut off in the middle of what he was saying when a chunk of debris from the damage caused when Vegeta had (literally) crashed the party hit him on the side of his head, knocking him out cold as the others rushed to stop Vegeta as everything devolved right into fighting and violence.

...

When Zarbon came to, he was laying on a bench outside of the club as some ambulances were all parked outside. When he saw that Cell, Kermit, Shallot, and Lilimon were all standing over him with relieved looks on their faces, Zarbon sat up as he said, "Oh, my head. What happened?"

"Vegeta crashed the party and threw a temper tantrum over not being invited to the party," Cell said dryly, "After you were knocked out, everything devolved into fighting and lots of violence, even after Vegeta was knocked out by the combined efforts of Slick and Black."

Sighing in a resigned tone, Shallot said, "A dozen people at the party were also killed before things had finally settled down. He... Vegeta killed both my girl and WarGreymon before Slick and Black took him out. The others killed were Lori Loud, Juan, All For One, Zenitsu, Nezuko, those Shion and Shuna girls from Tempest, your boyfriend Hisoka, Wigglytuff, and Gajeel's guild mate Levy."

"Even my darling?!" Zarbon cried, gasping in shock before he stood up to declare, "This looks like a job for the Dragon Balls!"

Author's notes;

Yeah, Vegeta's a spoiled brat. Anyway, this starts up a small subplot that helps to bring the Dragon Balls into the series, as they'll be playing at least a few parts over the course of Zarbon's escapades. They'll even show up in one of the longer arcs. Remember folks, death is just a slap on the wrist in the world of Dragon Ball.