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The many escapades of Zarbon: Volume Two

Zarbon gets neighbors from Canada

It was a lovely enough day in Shonen City when Zarbon, the elite space warrior from another planet, went out to get a copy of the morning paper because fuck news apps and all of that damn modern age bullshit, print is still tops. Anyway, as Zarbon was returning from getting his newspaper, he saw something that had stricken him as odd.

There was a flag being flown by the new neighbors who now lived next door. This in and of itself was not what had caught Zarbon's attention; what did was the fact that the new neighbors were flying a Canadian flag. Zarbon knew that Shonen City wasn't in Canada, so he could tell that he just got some foreign neighbors. Excited, Zarbon went over to introduce himself.

After knocking on the door, Zarbon waited a moment before the door opened, revealing a teen girl with purple hair, at least a few piercings, she wore a white sleeveless tank top, baggy jeans held up with a belt, and she currently wore a pair of sandals. Her eyes denoted that she had some degree of Asian heritage, to Zarbon's piqued interest.

Regardless of the confusion, Zarbon gave a warm smile. "Good morning. I'm your new neighbor, Zarbon. I saw that you had just moved in, so I thought that I'd take time to say hello and welcome you and your folks to the neighborhood.

The teen girl gave Zarbon a wry look but accepted the warm welcome either way. "Thanks. My name's Nikki, and my family moved here from Canada on some business."

"Well it's a pleasure to have your family here in Shonen City, Nikki," Zarbon said, "If there's anything you need to know or ask, please don't hesitate to ask me and I'll see what I can do."

After giving the matter some thought, Nikki replied, "Well now that you mention it Zarbon, I'm actually looking to find some place to work. I've got previous experience working in a clothing store at a mall."

Zarbon lit up at that. "Ah, so young and yet already being career driven! I'm sure that a number of places here in Shonen City would love to hire you, especially since you've got prior work experience." A look of concern then flashed across Zarbon's face. "...Umm, have you gotten the necessary legal certification to work in this country yet? Since you are from a foreign country, you'll be needing it."

A look of realization crossed Nikki's face, right before she smacked herself in the forehead. "Damn it, no. I can't believe that I forgot that. I can't be an undocumented worker!"

Zarbon looked at Nikki, wishing that he could help her. Suddenly, he came up with an idea. "Nikki, you should join my friends and I! We do freelance stuff literally all of the time! You'll be amazed with what all we get up to on the regular basis!"

Nikki gave Zarbon a wry look before he went on to go into detail about what all that he and his friends have gotten up to. Nikki heard tales of Zarbon's many escapades, ranging from the simple and mundane to fantastical adventures which the Asian-Canadian teen girl had previously thought would only occur in dreams. Needless to say, she was very impressed by the time that Zarbon had gotten to the end of his story up to that point.

"I have to admit, Mr. Zarbon," Nikki began, "You and your friends certainly get up to a lot."

"And we've got plenty of steam left in us still," Zarbon replied, "And please, just call me Zarbon."

Nikki gave an appreciative smile to Zarbon. "...Thanks, Zarbon. As it just so happens, I'll be ready to go along with you and the rest of your friends as soon as something comes up for you guys. I'm a little bit stir crazy right now, so I'd like to see some action really soon."

Zarbon gave Nikki a wry look of amusement. "Oh my, you must really be quite the go-getter, Nikki."

Nikki gave a single nod in the affirmative. "Oh, you have no idea, Zarbon. I'm ready to get deep into some long and hard stuff here."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure, "Oh Nikki, I can just tell that you'll fit right on in with the others! Oh, we'll also have to throw a party so that you'll be given the proper welcome that you deserve!"

"A party?" Nikki replied in a tone of mildly unsure surprise, "Oh no, Zarbon. You and the rest of your friends don't have to go that far for-" Nikki was cut off when Zarbon took off before she could finish politely declining the offer for a party.

...

The party was pretty great, actually. And Nikki got to meet some of Zarbon's friends as well. Nikki felt that she'll be enjoying life in Shonen City.

Author's notes;

Nikki is one of the six main teen characters from 6teen, in case you're wondering where she's from. Also, Zarbon getting a neighbor from Canada reflects how I had also gotten a Canadian neighbor IRL a few months ago. Anyway, Nikki will see some action immediately in the next escapade, given that Zarbon is heading to Royal Woods, he needs a crew, and he's a bit short handed right now due to Vegeta throwing a temper tantrum. Peace out.