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The many escapades of Zarbon: Volume Two

Zarbon's past blast strikes back

Zarbon was over at Perfect Cell's arena located out in the middle of nowhere, standing behind Cell, Kermit, and Shallot as the three of them were talking to Aizawa and Hizashi. "Look boys," Cell began as he and the others talked to the pro heroes, "We can understand, even appreciate a little bit, where the two of you are coming from."

"But when we get the Dragon Balls," Shallot went on, "We're going to be wishing back everyone who had died at the party that my girl and Lilimon threw, and that includes All For One."

"But he's the Symbol of Evil who has terrorized quirked society ever since the literal beginning of quirked society," Aizawa pointed out, "Not to mention how he's got a record of bothering you guys as well."

Gesturing to Cell and the others, Hizashi asked, "Why would you guys even think about bringing him back to life when it would be loads easier to simply leave him dead?" Folding his arms over his chest, Hizashi added, "Also, think of all the pain that you would be saving everyone from in the long run, yourselves included."

Shrugging, Kermit said, "It's a contractual obligation thing, also All For One will totally have to owe us a solid for bringing him back to life along with everyone else who died at the party."

"Also, we've already allowed for one person from your series who died during one of my escapades to remain dead," Zarbon pointed out, "And look at how well that turned out."

Aizawa gave the elite space warrior from another planet a dry, unamused look. "Yeah, I'm still not a fan of how you allowed for my student Mineta to die at that fat camp, Zarbon. Especially given how he's been able to come back to life somehow as a tall and very muscular homunculus that is hell bent on getting-"

"REVENGE!" Mineta shouted from over a ways to the side of Cell's arena, making all of the guys turn to see the returned Mineta stride right on over, his eyes fixated firmly on Zarbon.

Giving Aizawa and Hizashi a dry look, Cell pointed to the approaching Mineta as he said, "Do you really want to take the chance of All For One coming back like that, gentlemen?"

Conceding the point to Cell with a nod, Aizawa replied, "Fair enough." Aizawa walked to meet with his returned student, with Hizashi following along as backup if need be. "Mineta, please," Aizawa began as he tried to get the tall and very muscular homunculus that was his student to see reason, "You've got to calm down."

"Revenge isn't the Jedi way," Hizashi said, his tone subdued and mildly sad in a resigned manner.

"I'm not a Jedi, Hizashi-sensei," Mineta replied, then added while pointing at Zarbon, "And he's not going to get away from the long and hard punishment that I'm going to be unleashing right up into his ass!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure.

Stomping his foot, Mineta screamed at Zarbon, "Quit fucking getting off on my threats, asshole!"

Cell gave Mineta a wry look as he said, "You know, it'd help you out a lot when you threaten Zarbon if you make sure to word said threats in a manner that he can't possibly get off on, because right now, you threats have a tendency to come off as being extremely sexual."

Shrugging, Mineta replied, "Well, I was pretty popular guy with the ladies, as Aizawa-sensei and Hizashi-sensei can tell you of my life before I was allowed to drop dead back at fat camp."

"You regularly harassed your female classmates and schoolmates," Aizawa pointed out dryly while pointing at Mineta, "Often to the point that they would physically harm you in retaliation. None of them cared for the way that you had behaved towards them."

"Maybe I did come off as a bit strong," Mineta said, "But I assure you that everything that I say about me being hot stuff that all of the ladies wanted is true."

Shallot gently shook his head. "Somehow, I'm inclined to not believe that."

Mineta opened his mouth to talk, but he got cut off when a blast from a Flower Cannon struck him in the gut, sending him blasting off again. All of the guys turned in time to see Lilimon fly right on in. "Was that big homunculus guy bothering you all?" Lilimon asked as she landed.

"Alright, Lilimon!" Cell said in amusement as he pulled a fist pump, "Way to come in clutch!"

"Now can we please open up discussions about how to handle bringing back All For One safely?" Aizawa asked, causing the others aside from Hizashi to groan.

Author's notes;

Here we see Mineta continue his quest for revenge against Zarbon, although it got sidetracked and then canceled. Zarbon, Cell, and the others will have to deal with it in the future, but for now they get to take a breather from it. Anyway, the next escapade will see Zarbon and a few friends help out on a small but notable somber aspect that comes with war. Peace out.