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The many escapades of Zarbon: Volume Two

Zarbon wishes on the Dragon Balls

Zarbon was up on the lookout with Perfect Cell, Kermit, Shallot, and many of their friends slash acquaintances as the bodies of all of those who died at the party hosted by Shallot's girlfriend and Lilimon were laid there. The living had gathered all seven of the Dragon Balls, and were all getting ready to wish the dead back to life once more.

"Holy shit!" Cell practically exclaimed, shock clear on his face, when Gajeel uncovered the very fat body of his dead guild mate Levy, "She didn't just not lose any weight while she was at the fat camp, she actually got fatter!"

Gajeel rolled his eyes dryly. "Yeah, becoming a mom tends to have girls gain some weight, and her second job as mayor of Magnolia Town doesn't help." Looking to Cell and his group, Gajeel said, "Some of Levy's friends over in Fairy Tail were wondering if she can be made thin in the process of wishing her back to life."

Shrugging, Zarbon replied, "Well Aizawa and Hizashi want us to make a few modifications to All For One when he's returned to life, so I guess we can also make some changes to some of the others here as well."

"Well my girl is perfect as is when she's alive," Shallot said as he looked to where his girlfriend's body laid, "The only change that I can honestly see myself wanting to make to her would be to get rid of her asthma."

"Well my darling is perfect," Zarbon said longingly as he looked to where he had laid Hisoka's body with the others, "I just want him back."

Rolling his eyes, Cell dryly remarked, "We'll ask Shenron about what all modifications that we want to make to everyone that we're bringing back, alright?" At Cell's cue, Kermit used the Dragon Balls to summon Shenron, the eternal dragon.

Looking down at everyone, Shenron said, "I am the eternal dragon. You may state up to two wishes, and I shall grant them if they are within my power to do so.

"Wait a minute," Cell said, "We get two wishes?"

"Dende made a few modifications when he became the kami of Earth and had to fix a few things," Shallot whispered to Cell.

After nodding in understanding to Shallot, Cell stepped forward and got the dragon's attention. "Uhh, yeah, hi, Perfect Cell here," Cell began, then went on while gesturing to the bodies of those who had died at the party a while ago, "We want to wish these twelve here back to life, but before we do that, we want to ask about making some modifications to some of them when they are all wished back."

His interest piqued, Shenron with a wry eyebrow arched replied, "Go on."

Aizawa and Hizashi pointed to All For One's body while Aizawa said, "Well we want All For One here brought back to life as being quirkless."

"Let me check," Shenron replied. His eyes glowed for a second before the glowing stopped. "...If I do bring him back wholly quirkless," Shenron explained, "He will not only lose certain senses that some of his quirks compensate for, but also he'll age rapidly, and I estimate that he will die of old age in a week at most. I can, however, bring him back with just the quirks that he needs to function and live, if that helps."

Realizing that it's the best that he and Hizashi will get since All For One has to be brought back, Aizawa said, "Alright, we'll take it."

Pointing to Levy's body, Gajeel said, "Levy's friends want her brought back to life without any of her excess weight."

Shenron's eyes glowed when he checked to see if he could do that, then said after the glowing had faded, "That won't be a problem."

Tanjiro pointed to Nezuko's body and asked, "Can you bring my demon younger sister back as a human?"

Shenron checked first, then replied, "Yes, but she's going to want to keep on using her bamboo mouth gag. I'm not sure why."

"Can you cure my girlfriend's asthma when you bring her back?" Shallot asked while pointing to his girlfriend's body.

Shenron checked first and was able to confirm that he could do that. Since no other modifications to the dead had been requested, Shenron went about bringing the dead back to life. As everyone who was dead returned to life, those whose boyfriends or girlfriends had been revived immediately went on to embrace their returned lovers.

Among this was Zarbon hugging Hisoka. "Oh Hisoka, my sweet," Zarbon said as he embraced his returned lover, "You're back!"

"Indeed I am, Zarbon," Hisoka replied, a warm smile on his face, "Do you... want to help me check to see if everything's working?"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure, "What better way is there to celebrate?"

Author's notes;

Here we see the Dragon Balls being used to undo the damage from the party a while ago, with some changes even being made for the better. Now that the Dragon Balls have been introduced into the setting here, a number of other things can be kicked off. But they will have to wait until later, as the next escapade will see Zarbon do some detective work all on his own.