AN: Please review, they make me smile = D
Diclaimer: Don't own Glee, although I really wish I did.
During first period I get a text from Noah and I look over at him and raise my eyebrow in a silent question. Like, really? He couldn't tell me whatever it is he needs to tell me before class started? "Just open it," he silently mouths.
Ark: I thought you might wanna have this...
-open attachment-
I raise both my eyebrows in curiosity, my interest now definitely caught, and click on the link to open the picture. I can't stop the forceful laughter that bubbles up and outta my mouth at the sight of the picture I see as soon as the attachment finally loads. Holy chiz no way! I hear someone clear their throat loudly and look up to see the teacher glaring at me, and everyone in the class (except Noah who's smirking knowingly at me) staring at me in confusion.
"Is there something that you find funny about Hamlet, Ms. Berry?" The teacher asks me with anger clear in her tone.
"No ma'am. I apologize. I just remembered something absolutely hilarious that I was told this morning," I only partially lie, trying to get her attention off of me again.
"Would you care to share?" She questions instead. Dang it!
"I'd rather not ma'am, cause it's not entirely school appropriate and I don't want to get into trouble," I tell her, telling her half the truth. She just nods once firmly with a glare and turns back to the board without another word my way. And she thought she hid it well as she turned but I also saw her roll her eyes at me. I just secretly give her the finger, which Noah and Britt see making them snicker quietly to themselves, and turn back to my picture on my phone. Noah had sent me a picture of Stone's shocked face after I had knocked him down for the first time.
As soon as I'm able I rush my brother and I jump onto his back after class. "Dios mío! Thank you! I totally wanted a picture of that but couldn't take it myself," I yell to him ecstatically before kissing his cheek. He just laughs but says nothing as he continues to give me a piggy back ride to drop me off at my next class.
"Yeah, I kinda figured you'd want one. That dude's face was freaking priceless," he finally tells me as he lets me down by my door. I just bark out an amused laugh.
"Right?!" I laugh again as I pull up the picture once more and show him. He just gives me a fist bump with another laugh and a shake of his head before turning and jogging off to his class.
When there's only about 5 minutes left of fourth period Noah asks Mr. Shue if he can go to the bathroom. When he's told yes he quickly gathers his stuff, winks at me and Tana, and then rushes over to the cafeteria for his slushie. Once the bell finally rings Tana, Britt, and I hurry to meet Quinn and Noah outside the cafeteria. We don't wanna miss the show now.
"How in the world do you have a slushie already, Puck?" I hear Quinn question my twin incredulously as we're walking up to where they're standing in front of the cafeteria doors.
"I have my ways Q-ball. I have my ways," is all that he replies with a playful smirk.
"Hey sexy," I whisper into Quinn's ear as I wrap my arms around her from behind and place a lingering kiss to her cheek in greeting.
"Hi," she breathily replies, leaning back into my embrace and hugging my arms around her middle tighter. Britt just looks at us sadly and I can't help but to send a heated glare towards Santana. She sees my glare and just gives me a questioning look, so I look pointedly from Quinn and myself and then to the giant distance between her and Britt. When she sees how upset Brittany looks she looks down to the ground with shame and anger crossing her face before looking back up and over at Brittany with determination now shining in her brown eyes.
"Hey, B?" Tana calls out to her as she closes the few feet between the two. When Brittany turns to answer her Santana pulls her flush against her body before claiming her lips in a passionate kiss. She quickly wraps her arms around Brittany's neck to keep her in place, but I don't think my cousin has anything to worry about because Britt's hands immediately cling possessively to her waist.
"I'm sorry for being an idiota," Santana tells her once they've finally pulled away from each other and pressed their foreheads together.
"It's ok. You're not anymore," Britt whispers back to her with a blinding smile, and when Tana finally looks back over to me I send her a proud beaming smile of my own.
"I hate to break up this little sickening lovefest and all, and I'm seriously insanely proud of you Tana, but Shrek's headed our way now," Noah chirps out with an excited grin, so I grab Quinn's hand and we hide just inside the cafeteria doors along with the others.
"So, why exactly are we standing here?" Quinn asks me with her signature raised eyebrow and I have to swallow a few times because of my mouth going dry. Dang that's sexy.
"Cause Rae's extracting her revenge on Finn," Britt answers her like it's the most obvious thing in the world with a smile. At hearing this our jaws drop and Quinn raises her eyebrow higher. Not because of her correct use of the word extract, but because we didn't think she knew what was going on either.
"Ok," is all Quinn says simply after thinking about it for a few seconds with a small shrug, before she retakes her original position from the hallway of leaning back into me.
"Yeah?" I ask in surprise by her easy acceptance. Her and Britt are usually the one's yelling at us for doing too many stupid things.
"Yeah. I mean, as long as you don't get into too much trouble or get hurt then have fun," she answers nonchalantly, turning her head and giving me a quick peck on the lips. We hear Finn before we see him and snicker at the fact that he's still whining about getting slushied this morning. He's about to be whining a whole lot more though, because as soon as he steps through the doors Noah throws the slushie on him with a satisfied smirk.
"What the fuck man?!" Finn wails out before screaming again. "What's your damn problem? I don't have anymore fucking clothes!"
"You're my problem, pendejo," Noah spits out with his smirk falling away into a scowl, while everybody in the cafeteria laughs. "And oh well. It must suck to be you," he taunts with another smirk as he shrugs Finn's glare and enraged scream off and begins walking off with us trailing behind him.
After fifth period Noah, Santana, and I head outside to wait in the Jeep until sixth starts. We all realized that it would be smarter to use our free period for this mission instead of taking the chance of getting caught skipping. Less suspicious. So after the late bell rings signaling the start of class we grab the two reusable grocery bags full of saran wrap packages that we've brought along and go to where Hudson's car is parked.
"I'm so glad him and Kurt don't carpool. I'd feel like complete shiz doing this otherwise," I tell them as we start the monotonous task of wrapping his car.
"Yeah me too, but since they don't I just feel a deep and satisfying pleasure," Noah replies. We work the rest of the time in silence, and then after we finish we head into the auditorium to goof off and wait out the rest of the period.
I meet Quinn outside her classroom after class lets out and I kiss her cheek in greeting as I take her books from her.
"What are you doing?" She questions me in confusion as she tries to grab her books back from me. I simply twist away from her grasping hands.
"I'm walking you to class," I reply back with a small frown.
"Well yeah, I kinda figured that Rae but you don't have to carry my books for me," she tells me likes it's the most obvious thing in the world, trying to take them back once again.
"Oh I know, but I wanna," I reply to her in the same tone and swat at her hands firmly so she can't grab them back. She just smiles her gorgeous and heart-stopping smile my way as she ultimately gives up and shakes her head at me, opting to grab my hand as we walk. We walk in a comfortable silence the rest of the way until I deposit Quinn outside of her door.
"Bye babe, I love you," I tell her quietly as I give her a quick peck goodbye.
"Love you too," she calls out to me as I sprint across the hall into my own class just as the warning bell is ringing, where I see Noah making kissy faces at me from his seat at the back of the classroom. I just roll my eyes and punch him hard in the shoulder as I sit down in my seat beside him.
After eighth period I quickly kiss Quinn goodbye and shout a, "See you in Glee, love!" over my shoulder as I all out sprint towards the cafeteria. After buying my slushie I rush my way to Finn's locker and spot my prey exactly where I want him. Looks like he managed to find some clean clothes after all. Sucks for him that they aren't gonna stay that way for much longer. I slowly stalk my way towards him as I try and time everything perfectly, and as soon as he turns around I toss the slushie into his face with a happy cackle. Success!
"Son of a BITCH! Not again!" He whines/yells out behind me and I just continue to laugh as I make my way towards the choir room to meet my baby.
"Where's Finn at?" Mr. Shue questions in confusion when he walks in, late as usual. I just smirk from my extremely comfortable seat that is Quinn's lap.
"Don't know Mr. Shue, I haven't seen him since lunch," Artie answers him while the rest of us just shrug, with most of us not really caring. I can tell he doesn't like that answer or our lack of care for our supposed co-captain, but he just silently nods his acceptance with a deep frown.
"Ok guys. Since Sectionals are still two months away and we still have plenty of time," at this Noah, Tana, and I roll our eyes cause two months isn't very much time to prepare at all, "I want us to take a break from worrying about Sectionals and give you guys another assignment. I want you to pick a song for someone you care about in this room in whatever capacity you wish and sing it to them. You've all got until the end of the week to perform, and you can either work by yourself or pair up," he finishes telling us with a proud grin. "Go ahead and take the rest of the rehearsal to talk amongst yourselves and get ideas." At this we all turn to the ones we're sitting with and start brainstorming.
Finn ends up walking into rehearsal 20 minutes late looking freshly showered and glaring directly at me. I just smirk at him and send him a finger wave, before turning back to continue talking with the girls, Tina, Mike and Noah about song choices.
"Finn! You made it," Mr. Shue says, a bit too enthusiastically in my opinion if you ask me.
"Yeah. I'm sorry I'm late Mr. Shue. I got slushied. Again. And had to shower and find new clothes. Again," he finishes explaining while sending me another glare. I just blow him a kiss with another finger wave and smirk.
"I'm sorry Finn, that's horrible...Well, I'm just glad you were able to make it," Mr. Shue tells him happily, clapping him on the shoulder before walking over to the piano to talk to Brad. Finn just pouts at not getting the sympathy he was wanting from the teacher and stalks over to where Artie, Kurt, and Mercedes are sitting, flopping down next to them in an empty chair as soon as he reaches them.
After Glee's eventually dismissed Tana, Noah, and I take a bit longer than usual to get our things together while Quinn and Britt wait (Not so patiently might I add) for us by the door. We wait for Finn to leave the room and then we wait a few more seconds after that still before finally following out behind him with the girls huffing at our slothfulness.
"Why are we walking so sloooow, Santi?" Brittany huffs at her girlfriend.
"Just wait Britt-Britt and you'll see," Tana soothes with an expectant grin.
"Ok, what did you guys do?" Quinn immediately questions warily, eyeing the three of us but lingering on me the longest.
"Why do you think we did something, Q?" Noah asks faking innocence. It would've been more believable if he would wipe the smirk from his face.
"Cause I recognize S's grin," she answers him back without missing a beat with a suspicious look, "and because we would normally be gone by now considering how much you three hate school," she continues as we get closer to the parking lot. And, I mean...she's got an indisputably valid point there.
"She's got a point, Puck," Tana voices my thoughts and I just nod my agreement, tightening my arm around Quinn's waist and kissing her temple. My super smart and observant amor.
"You'll see once we get to the lot bonita," I tell her with a gentle squeeze as we reach the entrance after what feels like days of walking, and Noah holds the door open for us like the gentleman I know he's capable of being. As soon as we all make it outside we hear a furious roar and snap our heads in the direction that it came from. We then all see Finn trying (And miserably failing) to open his doors and peel the saran wrap off his car. Once he fails for the umpteenth time in a row, he starts punching and kicking his car with all of his might. As if that's really going to help anything at all. Quinn and Brittany burst into laughter at the show happening in front of them while Noah, Tana, and I smirk proudly.
"Y'all did that?" Quinn questions us in between gasps for air. At my nod she and Britt only laugh louder.
"You're a genius Rae," Britt manages to tell me through her giggles.
"Why thank you B, that's a huge compliment coming from you," I tell her. And it's true, it is a huge thing coming from her actually cause she's a freaking genius in more ways than one. Literally. Everybody always just assumes that she's just another typical dumb blonde cause of her sunny disposition, hair color, and different view of the world. So with that being a thing she just continues to let them think what they want and plays the part, occasionally showing off her true self, cause (In her exact words) 'It's fun when they're confused'.
"Hey dorks. I'm taking Britts-Britts to feed the ducks, you guys wanna join?" Santana asks us as we eventually make our way over to our cars. I look to Quinn for an answer and she nods to me after one look at the beaming grin now adorning Brittany's face.
"Yeah, why not? I used to love feeding the ducks in New York," I reply to my cousin before turning to look expectantly at my twin.
"Sorry ladies, no can do. I've gotta go get my Puckasarus on," Noah tells us with a grin. That causes the girls to grimace with quiet 'ewws' while I smirk at him, now curious. We haven't been back long so I've gotta hand it him.
"Who?" I question.
"Stacy Jackson," he tells me proudly while puffing up his chest. And now I've really gotta hand it to him cause whoa! Stacy's no where near Quinn of course but even I know my brother did well here, so I just nod my approval (Cause voicing it will most definitely get me slapped) and fist bump him goodbye. I then open the backdoor for Quinn and wait patiently for her to climb inside.
"Have fun," I call out to him with another smirk as we climb into Tana's car. He flashes me a thumbs up and a cocky smirk before rolling up our window and peeling outta the parking lot.
"So, what do you have planned for Finn tomorrow?" Brittany asks, looking between me and Tana expectantly.
"Nothing," S answers.
"Nothing?" Q and B repeat surprised.
"Nope, absolutely nothing. Now Wednesday...Wednesday's a whole different story entirely," I tell them with a devious smirk in place.
Thanks for reading! = )