A/N: Ok so thanks again to the people who review, follow and/or favorite my story. Also to clarify some things, Rachel and Puck won't join the football team until next year because they moved in December. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter and please review. Please? it'll literally make my day. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Glee is not mine. Although I really wish it was.
"We still on for today's plans?" Noah asks me walking into my room.
"Yup, but I'm canceling tomorrows," I say to him from inside my closet.
"What? Why?" He replies confused.
"Cause I'd rather sing a love song to my beautiful girlfriend, than sing a hate song to Grawp. I mean you can still slushie him if you want, but I'm done. I think I've gotten my point across," I tell him as I'm walking out of my closet (No pun intended).
"That makes sense. And a lazy day, huh?" He asks eyeing my outfit of black fitted sweat pants, a purple v-neck long-sleeved shirt, and my black chanclas. I just flip him off and walk to my dresser where I put on the bare minimum of my make-up and pull up my hair.
"I may be having a lazy day, but I'll always look better than you," I tease. He then lunges towards me from my bed and I bolt off towards and down the stairs.
"Papi! Save me!" I scream out as Noah chases me into the kitchen. Him and Daddy just laugh as Noah catches me and throws me over his shoulder. He grabs our to go mugs, Jeep keys, and our backpacks in one hand, while keeping me on his shoulder with the other (Which is pretty impressive considering how much I'm struggling) and walks into the garage. He finally sets me down by the passenger door before he jumps and slides across the hood to his own side.
"I hate you," I pout at him.
"Aww, come on hermana. You know it's not my fault that you're so tiny," he teases me back, and Oh! The nerve! I don't answer, deciding to give him the silent treatment.
"Come on Estrella, I've said sorry like ten times already," Noah tells me for the twelfth time, completely exasperated.
"What'd you do now Puck?" Tana asks as the Unholy Trinity arrive at my locker.
"Nothing! I just called her tiny!" Noah tells her hurriedly. I crack a smile at how desperate he sounds, which Tana and Quinn see. They then crack their own devious smiles, much more devious then mine which turns mine wary, and address Noah again.
"Did you ever think to just tickle her?" Quinn asks him seriously, making my eyes widen in fear. Noah looks at me curiously for a second before an evil smirk spreads across his face.
"You know what Q? You're right. I think I'll do that now," he says casually while slowly starting to advance on me.
"No! Noah I swear to all that's Holy I'll kick your ass if you come near me," I warn him, our eyes locked intensely to convey my seriousness. Since I'm focusing on Noah, and Noah alone, I fail to notice Santana and Quinn slip behind me and the next thing I know I'm being trapped against the lockers and tickled mercilessly.
"Ahhh! Stop it!" I scream out like a little girl while trying to keep my instincts to attack and flee at bay. I don't wanna hurt mi amor even if she is unfairly torturing me mercilessly for no reason.
"Say you're sorry to Puck for being a meaner," Brittany orders me.
"I'm sorry! God, Noah I'm sorry! Just make it stop. Please!" I manage to screech out in between gasps for air and uncontrollable laughs. At Noah's nod they immediately cease their attack and I slide down the lockers while trying to catch my breath and stop my tears.
"Bye babygirl, I love you," Quinn tells me, giving me a lingering kiss before walking down the hall to her first class with Santana flanking her right side. I just sit on the floor for a bit, continuing to try and catch my breath and watching Quinn walk away (Which doesn't help with the breathlessness if I'm being honest).
"C'mon Star, we've gotta go to class," Noah tells me, holding out his hand to pull me up.
"Give me a ride?" I ask him with a pitiful pout. He just laughs and nods, and after he helps me up I climb onto his back. "Hi-ho, Silver! Away!" I semi-scream and Noah takes off at a jog with another laugh, Britt keeping pace next to us and laughing at our silliness.
I'm at my locker before fourth when Finn walks up with a slushie cup in his hand and I eye it warily for a second before addressing him.
"Sup, Grawp?"
"Seriously who, or what, the hell is that?" He questions me in irritation. I just chuckle and shake my head at his cluelessness. "Whatever, so I brought you a little gift," he tells me with a smirk.
"Oh yeah? What is it? Cause if it's the slushie then I hate to break it to you, but I don't like orange," I tell him sarcastically with my own smirk.
"Oh, it's not for you to drink. It's payback for all the shit you've done to me this week. I can't believe you glued both of my lockers shut. I got laps from Coach for that, you bitch!" He growls out. He's not exactly being quiet so now we're attracting some nosy- I mean curious, people.
"Aww, poor Grawp. Why is it that you can dish out stuff, but you can't take it?" I question seriously. He just stares at me in confusion. Shocker. "For example, you slushie me my very first day for no reason and you act like an ass so I retaliate and you bitch, whine, and moan every chance you get," I explain.
"I didn't slushie you for no reason. You took my girlfriend!" He says, like it's the the most obvious thing in the world.
"Look, you need to get it through your thick head that I didn't take anyone from you. She chose me. So get over yourself and move the frick on!" I tell him, throwing my arms up into the air in exasperation.
"No! You took her. She was happy with me before you showed up!" He shouts, attracting even more attention.
"Happy? She was happy with you? She's fucking GAY!" I snarl at him, voice raised but not quite screaming yet. My fist are clenched too and I'm trying really hard to keep calm.
"No she's not! You're just confusing her and making her believe she is!" He yells back at me. I growl in frustration and take a menacing step towards him, only to be unceremoniously yanked back into familiar arms that wind around my waist tightly.
"Are you really that dumb, Finn? I'm sorry this hurts you but you were my beard and nothing more. I was using you," Quinn tells him slowly. This just anger's him even more and now he's the one taking a step forward.
"You're lying! You love me and now you're just confused. This whore's the only reason you're trying to deny it!" He snaps back at her vehemently.
"Oye! What the fuck is your problem now, Hudson?" I hear Noah yell/ask from behind me. He sounds pissed so I know he heard Hudson call me a whore.
"Your dyke of a sister," Finn barks to him with a scowl, and I break outta Quinn's hold just in time to catch Noah and restrain him from attacking the oaf. I look over to see Brittany holding onto a fuming and struggling Santana and whispering frantically into her ear.
"Cálmate Ark. He's not worth it," I whisper into his ear and feel him minutely relax.
"Look Hudson, I'm done. I'm done with all of this stupid and pointless drama. Quinn chose me so get over yourself. Anything that happens to you from now on has absolutely nothing to do with me, and if you continue to harass me, my girl, or anyone in my family I will just kick your ass and take my suspension," I tell him blank faced and completely serious.
"Oh, I'm so scared," he taunts with a smirk at me.
"You should be, cause that broken nose that I gave you will seem like nothing once I'm done with you," I threaten him. He opens his mouth to reply back, and instead of words coming from his mouth it's a surprised and angry scream. He also drops the slushie he's holding, causing it to splash all over his feet. Karofsky and Azimio send me a wink as they continue walking down the hall, now empty Big Gulp cups still in their hands.
"Remember what I said Hudson. I'm done," I holler to his back as he rushes to the locker rooms. He just flips me off while never breaking stride.
I finally let Noah go and grab Quinn around the waist, burying my head into the crook of her neck. "Thank you," I mumble out, and she shivers from my lips brushing against her neck.
"For what?" She breaths out, tightening her hold against me.
"For calming me down," I tell her, starting to kiss her neck where my lips are currently resting.
"My pleasure," she moans out, and suddenly I feel myself being yanked back away from Quinn so I spin around in outrage.
"Hey calm down Yosh," Tana tells me, holding her hands up in surrender, "Bell rang and we've gotta get to class," she explains. I roll my eyes and give her a smirk and a nod, to let her know I'm not mad at her, before grabbing Quinn's hand and heading to class.
Quinn's currently sitting in my lap trying to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 against Mike, Noah, and Santana, while Tina, Britt, and myself watch on in utter amusement.
"No! Screw you guys!" She hollers in outrage at being shot. Again. I can't help but to just chuckle at her cuteness. "It's not funny," she whines out while turning around to pout at me.
"Aww, I'm sorry bonita," I tell her, pecking her lips quickly before she turns back to the game again. My phone then starts vibrating violently in my pocket so I gently nudge Quinn off of me so I can step into the hallway to answer it.
"Hello?"
"Rae?"
"Sam?"
"Yup."
"Oh my God. Hi!" I squeal, "It's been, like, forever man! How are you? How's your family? Are you still in Tennessee? Have you spoken to Quinn lately? Have-"
"Rachel breath!" Sam interrupts and I suck in a huge breath. "Hi. Yes I know it's been forever, sorry about that it's been crazy. I'm fine, as is Stevie, Stacy, and our parents. Yes we're still in Tennessee, but we're moving soon. And yes I've spoken to Quinn. I just talked to her last week actually. What about you guys? How's Puck and your Dads?"
"That's awesome! I'm glad everyone's doing well, and we're all doing really good. We've just moved back to Lima a little over a week ago. Also...wait a minute, did you just say y'all are getting ready to move?"
"Yup. You'll never guess where we're moving to." He tells me excitedly.
"New York?" I question playfully, knowing that he always loved visiting us there.
"Nope. Lima," He tells me and I can't contain my shriek of happiness. "Ow! Dude that was my ear." He complains.
"Oh shut up! Can you blame me? Does Quinn know yet?"
"Not yet. I just found out a few hours ago. I called aunt Judy to tell Quinn, but imagine my surprise when she told me she was at your house. Your house in Lima," he says to me and I can hear the pout in his voice.
"Sorry bro, but like you said it's been crazy so stop pouting."
"Yeah, yeah. Where's my cousin? Cause when I called her cell no one answered."
"Bahahaha, you'll never guess what she's doing at the moment Sammy," I tell him gleefully.
"What? You didn't convert her to Judaism did you?" He taunts.
"Pendejo. No, I didn't. She's actually playing x-box at the moment sir," I tell him with a pout.
"No way? How in the hell did you manage that?" He asks in shock.
"I just asked her. She's whipped," I tell him with a smirk.
"Uh huh, suuure," he replies with disbelief coating his tone.
"It's true. Hold on and I'll let you say hi to everyone," I tell him, walking back into the room. I grab the tv remote and turn it off to shouts of outrage. "Cálmate!" I instantly shout and when they immediately quiet I turn the speaker phone on. "'K you're on speaker now," I tell Sam.
"Hey guys! What's up?" There's an immediate shout of "Sam!" from everyone (But Mike and Tina) before they quiet down and listen again."So I've got some pretty great news." At hearing this everyone unconsciously leans forward, including Mike and Tina even though they don't know who Sam is. "We're moving back to Lima!" He shouts excitedly, and at hearing this everyone else starts talking excitedly at once.
"Oye!" I shout, once again quieting everyone down again. "One at a time, yeah?"
"When are you guys coming, Sammy?" Quinn questions with a grin on her face. I know she's missed him.
"We're coming back right before Christmas break for you guys, so before the month is up. That also means I won't start at McKinley til next year," he explains.
"Hey Trouty, I know the perfect person I can set you up with once you get here," Tana tells him practically bouncing in her seat.
"It's not Puck, right? Cause I've told you before Satan that I don't think of him in that way," he warily asks.
"Nope not him. There's this one kid that goes to our school who I think you'll really hit it off with," she reassures him.
"Are you talking about Kurt?" Mike asks inquisitively.
"Who's that?" Sam asks in confusion.
"Who Kurt?" Tana asks.
"No. Well him to, but who was the one who just talked? I don't recognize his voice."
"Oh that's Mike. Him and his girlfriend Tina are here hanging with us," Noah explains.
"Oh, well it's nice to meet you Mike and Tina."
"You too, Sam is it?" Tina questions.
"Yup. So, Kurt?" Sam questions with interest.
"Yup. He's a unicorn just like us," Britt tells him bouncing up and down in her seat with happiness.
"Hey!" Noah shouts indignantly. "The Puckasarus isn't gay."
"No one said you were Puck. You trying to hide something there buddy?" Sam teases.
"You guys suck," Noah pouts, crossing his arms across his chest and slumping back into his seat. I hear laughing and look towards Chang Squared.
"You guys are pretty hilarious," Mike explains.
"Ahh...Yeah. We get that a lot," I tell him with a grin, while the others just nod along.
"Yup. You shoulda seen us in 3rd grade when we all had the same class. I think we made the teacher retire," Sam tells them, making everyone laugh at the memories and Mike and Tina stare at us in awe.
"Did you guys really make a teacher retire?" Tina questions, uncertain of if we're telling the truth or just pulling their leg.
"Yup. We were also on a first name basis with the office staff and principal, too," Santana tells them with a found grin, obviously remembering all of the things we did. Mike and Tina still look unsure so I decide to tell them some of the things we did.
"Ok, so on the very first day of school Noah and I placed super-glue on the teachers chair, thus gluing her to her seat. She never figured out who did it, but man was she pissed." I laugh at the memory, Noah chuckling as well. "Then on the same day some 6th grade boy called Britt stupid on the playground, so Tana started beating him up. His friends stupidly tried to come to his rescue, causing Noah, Sam, and I to join the fight. That got us all sent to the office. The next day we ended up there again cause that same boy decided to push Santana off the top of the slide, which in turn caused Noah, Sam, and I's protective instincts to kick in. I tackled the kid down the slide and started wailing on him, while Noah and Sammy kept his friends off of me. Those were just the first two days."
"What about your parents?" Mike asks.
"What about them?" Sam asks before I can.
"Well, didn't you guys get into trouble?" Tina elaborates for her boyfriend.
"On some of the things yeah, but not for the fighting no. We were always fighting to protect our family," Tana tells them with a fond grin and a shrug.
"Huh...Well, I guess that makes sense," Mike says, Tina nodding along.
"Hey guys, I'm sorry to cut our talk short but I've gotta go help my dad start packing up the things we're not using."
"It's fine Sam. Tell aunt Janet, uncle Rob, and the kids hi for us," Quinn tells him.
"Will do Quinnie. I'll see you guys soon, and I can't wait to meet you guys in person Tina and Mike."
"You too Sam," Tina tells him.
"Yeah," Mike adds.
"Bye."
"Bye!" Everyone shouts back before I press the end button.
After the call Mike, Noah, Santana, and Brittany begin playing the game again, and I pull Quinn back into my lap.
"Hey Quinnie?" I whisper into her ear. She buries her face into my neck and hmms to let me know she's listening. "What are you doing on Saturday?" I ask into her hair. She lifts her head and stares at me with a smirk playing on her lips.
"Oh you know, just the usual drugs and sex," she answers me playfully. "Why? What's up?"
"Well, I mean I wanted to take you out on that date I promised you but you seem like you already have better plans," I tell her, letting out a dramatic sigh. A grin lights up her face and she tries to suppress it as she answers me.
"Oh. Well, you know I can always cancel those plans and go with you instead."
"No, no. I don't want to get in the way of your already made plans," I tell her with a fake sniffle.
"Aw, don't worry baby. I'd cancel my plans for you any day," she tells me kissing my cheek. I just grin and pull her into a heated kiss.
"Oh gag. You two are giving me a cavity so stop it," Tana tells us, interrupting our moment.
"Santi stop it, you know they're adorable. You've even told me so," Britt scolds her. At hearing this Noah, Tina, and Mike burst into laughter while Quinn and I smirk. Santana just blushes and starts muttering curses in Spanish.
"But seriously. Go out with me on Saturday?" I ask Quinn again.
"Of course," she tells me, her gorgeous hazel eyes brimming with happiness.
"Great, I'll pick you up at noon-thirty," I tell her with a stupid grin plastered on my face and a proud swelling of my heart. I put that happiness in Quinn's eyes. Me.
"That's kinda early. What are you planning?" She questions me in curiosity.
"Not telling," I tell her immediately with a shake of my head.
"But baby," she whines bringing out her pout, "I need to know so I can pick an appropriate outfit."
"Wear something formal, but not too dressy," I answer her and kiss her when her pout deepens.
"S! Where's she taking me?" She demands her second in command, turning away from me to stare down my cousin.
"Sorry Q, but she didn't tell me anything," Tana answers her with a shake of her head and a shrug.
"Bonita the only person who knows what our plans for Saturday are is Ark, and you know for a fact that he's not talking," I tell her when she shows she doesn't quite believe Santana. She looks to Noah with a glare and then pouts forlornly again when Noah and I both shake our heads simultaneously. This causes everyone to chuckle and Quinn to bury her face back into my neck in embarrassment.
"Love you, mi amor," I say as I kiss the top of her head.
"Love you too," she mumbles grumpily into my neck.
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