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Not sure who wrote this, but this is a wonderfully effective use of sarcasm. I have never understood why some people put up such a fuss about two people of the same gender wanting to get married or have kids.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

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Sneaking Around Konoha by enchanted nightingale reviews
Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem. HarryKakashi. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 133,409 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 5,332 - Follows: 4,957 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Teddy L., Kakashi H. - Complete
An Unexpected Hobbit by elveriamoir reviews
Is everything really as it seems to Thorin and company when they meet Bilbo. I do so love reading the comments you leave me :D Will end up containing mentions of Durincest and slash if this isn't your thing please don't read and flame me.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 107 - Words: 289,599 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] [Fíli, Kíli]
Turning Tides by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron's help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,489 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 5,388 - Follows: 4,348 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
An Unexpected Encounter by elveriamoir reviews
Dwalin is a warrior dwarf with a heart of gold, but a scary exterior. Bilbo is a well to do hobbit with a protective streak, but unthreatening looks. I wrote it because there are so few fictions out there about Dwalin, and there is more to his character than grr argh! This story is now betad by fierynightangel.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 180,306 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Dwalin
Mystic Knight Online by jgkitarel reviews
The magical world isn't as ignorant of muggles as it seems, and Lucius Malfoy has an idea on how to get Harry out of his way. Now Harry is in Japan and trapped in a virtual world of swords. Cut off from his friends and allies, and what he knew, he has to make new ones and get used to an illusory world that has become all too real. Welcome, to SAO Harry. Do try to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 63 - Words: 424,478 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 4,499 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Harry P., Silica/Keiko A.] - Complete
Through the Cracks by Vathara reviews
Two years ago, a group of refugees came through an uncertain Gate. Tonight, an Assassin attacks a Herald. Bad idea. The Heralds think they've got everything under control. It's possible this is a worse idea. But how dangerous can one little redhead be? (Kerowyn's going to hit something, she just knows it...)
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,289 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 130 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Kaoru, Kenshin, Megumi, Sanosuke - Complete
All for the Sake of Pleasure by Kanemoshi reviews
When Tsunade cons Iruka into helping her win her latest bet with Jiraiya, things go a little awry and the chuunin finds himself in a situation that most certainly was not part of his mission. Iruka/Kakashi Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 314,433 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Hookup of Epic Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,998 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
Flight of Freedom by lunerwerewolf reviews
After the third task of the Triwizards' tournament, Minister Fudge blames Harry for the death of fellow Champion Cedric and orders his execution, via the Veil of Souls. Desperate to save his godson Sirius follows Harry into the veil. What happens next could be their undoing or the answer to their prayers; but can they adjust to a world where dragons fly in wars, and a historic figu
Crossover - Harry Potter & Temeraire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,624 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P.
Dreaming of You by Zoop reviews
Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,157 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 4,934 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
A Life Learned At Aincrad by Hector Flores reviews
Kirito begins to play a game, but he ends up learning about life and finding that love finds a way to make a nightmare seem not so bad.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,497 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
A Panther's Unforgettable Love by The Unbelievable reviews
She met him in the Feudal Era and watched him die by the hands of Naraku in the final battle. Friends both old and new couldn't help her for her lose, so her mother sends her to her cousin Uryu's house. Then she meets the Espada. GrimmKag 'M' for language
Crossover - Inuyasha & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,617 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/15/2010 - [Kagome H., Grimmjow J.]
Poisonous Kiss by enchanted nightingale reviews
When Harry frees Dobby, Lucius scares the house elf and the Savior is left alone with Lucius Malfoy in an encounter with unforeseen results. HP/LM. SLASH. Harry is underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,970 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 4,350 - Follows: 4,487 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Lucius M., Harry P.
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
The Saints of Atlantis by steamfan reviews
There are more than a few people who want the Saints out of the Hoag, but one group doesn't want them for their calling. They want them for their genes. Too bad their Da didn't live long enough to see this.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,537 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/20/2010
On the Wings of Dragons by Bobmin356 reviews
The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,930 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Human Factor by retirw reviews
A serious T rating. Mankind has reached the stars but human nature hasn't changed much. A battle for supremacy is underway. Rebels are always in demand.
Crossover - Sentinel & Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 148,580 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/22/2006
The Past is the Present by almne reviews
Toothless had a bond with Hiccup that was unusual even among the Vikings and their dragons. Centuries later, that bond still pulls at him. Not Romance
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,329 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Toothless
Ink Deep by enchanted nightingale reviews
Hyuga Neji was not a man easily charmed but those green eyes stole his breath at first and then his heart. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by SasuNarufan13 reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 6,405 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Shadows in Starlight by Vathara reviews
What if Obi-Wan found more than the tractor beam's location in the Death Star files? AU, fusion with Rurouni Kenshin.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,729 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
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You've Got Mail : revised reviews
Ranma is removed Nerima by friends to save him from himself. Since the alternate to going willingly was being kidnapped from the dojo to keep him from doing anything stupid...Revised and partially rewritten.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005
You've got mail reviews
Ranma is removed Nerima by friends to save him from himself. Since the alternate to going willingly was being kidnapped from the dojo to keep him from doing anything stupid...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,618 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004
Demon's Angel reviews
Reposted. The mirror shattered leaving him in limbo for centuries. How can a person react when everything has changed and a figment of the imagination turns out to be real...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Limbo reviews
Burning Bridges Side fic. What does happen to Ranma when the Naban mirror malfunctions?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2005
Burning Bridges reviews
Ranma snaps and the only witness is Nabiki. When Ranma leaves for good, she is left having to explain what happened. Meanwhile Ranma adapts to his new world.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 11/15/2004