Susie sneezed for she suddenly was farty once again; finding herself in a merry Christmas city made her quite gassy for she had indulged herself on having cookies of all kinds and yet all it did in addition to making her feel jolly was making her even gassier than usual. "Ooh I do wonder why it is that I always have to fart like this-"
"Because such a nice girl like you can get naughty." Santa Claus laughed while riding by in the sky in his sleigh. "Maybe you shouldn't hold back your feelings so much!"
"...That doesn't make any sense!" Susie finished up with a burp and hiccup since she continued breaking wind in the snowy metropolis.