Prologue
Cast of Characters
Oscar…..Eugene Fitzherbert (Tangled franchise)
Angie…..Rapunzel (Tangled franchise)
Lenny…..Genie (Aladdin franchise)
Lola…..Meg (Hercules franchise)
Don Edward Lino….Hades (Hercules franchise)
Mrs. Sanchez…Muriel Finster (Recess franchise)
Frankie…Jafar (Aladdin franchise)
Katie Current….Ariel (The Little Mermaid franchise)
Don Ira Feinberg…Chernanbog (Fantasia)
Christina and Missy…Belle (Beauty and the Beast franchise) and Jasmine (Aladdin franchise)
The 3 Shorties…Bambi, Thumper and Flower (Bambi 1 and 2)
Sykes….Mushu (Mulan 1 and 2)
Crazy Joe…Iago (Aladdin franchise)
Horace the Shrimp….Sebastian (The Little Mermaid franchise)
Luca….Lord Ralphscoe (Made Up Character)
Ernie and Bernie…..Tulio and Miguel (The Road to El Dorado franchise)
The Little Pink Earthworm…Scrat (Ice Age franchise)
The Prawn Shop Owner…Pac Man (Pac Man franchise)
The Clam….Eddy (Ed, Edd n Eddy franchise)
The Sushi Bar Owner…..Vector the Crocodile (Sonic the Hedgehog franchise)
The Whales at Sykes and Oscar's Whale Wash…..Clifford (Clifford the Big Red Dog (2003 PBS Kids show)) and various cartoon and video game animated dogs
Chapter 1: Meet Genie and EugeneThere was a saber-tooth squirrel named Scrat who was trapped in a cage. Scrat was feeling terrified that he was gonna be the bait. unknown to him, somebody was walking around just as he gulped nervously in fear. all of a sudden, Scrat screamed in fear just as he saw somebody coming right towards him just as he struggled to break out. but he had a very disturbing feeling that somebody was right behind him. Scrat turned himself around and he saw a young blue immortal with dark black hair and a dark black beard.
"Hi. I'm Genie." Genie greeted at Scrat. but he fainted in fear. Genie gasped in alarm. "little buddy, did I scare you? I'm sorry. wake up." he held the cage. "okay. don't worry about it, I'll get you out in a jiffy. hang in there, Scrat."
"yo, Genie!" somebody called out to him.
"I'm coming, Jafar!" Genie called back to him as he began releasing Scrat.
"move it! come on! Uncle Hades is wating!" Jafar's voice snapped at him. Genie opened the lid, setting Scrat free at last. "okay, buddy. you're free. now go! cry freedom!" Genie smiled a bit when he did a super good deed. just as he began leaving, he jumped when he saw another immortal who was also the pure evil enemy of Aladdin and Jasmine. he was Jafar, Genie's older brother.
"you almost gave me a heart attack!" Genie said to him.
"Genie? what are you doing?" Jafar asked him.
"I was just…." Genie picked up some flower plants. "…picking you some flowers." Jafar smacked him. "hey! Mother and Father said it's not okay to hit!"
Jafar smacked him again. "your mother and father aren't here any longer." Genie and Jafar walked around back home on their way to the mansion.
meanwhile, there was a city town which nearly looked exactly like a ghost town. but right on the super big screen of the building, Ariel answered some questions about the immortals.
"are they gone? are they gone? you sure?" Ariel asked them and she smiled a bit. "good morning, Cartoon City. I'm Ariel. we just received official confirmation that the immortals are gone. I repeat: the immortals are gone." that's when everybody came right outta nowhere and they began doing their super hard work. everybody was hiding 'cause the immortals like Genie and Jafar could attack and kill anybody off.
Don't worry
about a thing
'cause every little thing
is gonna be alright
"up next, a mother tells us how she does it all. but first, over to Daisy Duck for the traffic report." Ariel said to them.
"thanks a bunch, Ariel." Daisy said to her. "slight congestion here on the Interpol. there's an overturned platypus. authorities are trying to calm him down." she saw Lazlo, Raj and Clam trying to keep poor Edward calm, causing a traffic jam. "get out those smartphones and call in to the boss. 'cause you're gonna be late."
in the bank, Pac Man sat in the counter just as Eddy showed him the blue pearl.
"yep. It's fake." said Pac Man, staring right at the false blue pearl.
"fake?! but it took me a super long time to find that!" Eddy snapped at him.
don't worry
about a thing
'cause every little thing
is gonna be alright
inside the restaurant, Vector the Crocodile stood right in the counter, waiting for other people and critters to show up. but nobody took 1 single step inside. "that does it! I give up!" Vector exclaimed out loud.
"according to the latest danger poll, fear of immortals is at an all-time." Ariel announced to them. "join us tonight for an in-depth report. how long must this city live under siege? is there no hero among us? who can stop this immortal menace?"
later on, there was a super thrilling place. there was a young man with dark brown hair and a little bit of a dark brown beard, and in a white t-shirt and a blue-green vest with a light brown belt around his pants. the young man turned himself around and he began introducing himself, "hi. I'm Eugene Fitzherbert. you might think you know. but you have no idea. welcome to my crib. the good life the way the other half lives. check it out. I got my 50 hi-def, flat screen TV with speaker surround, CD, DVD, Nintendo Switch hook-up and a track player for days when you're feeling just a little….." Eugene began beat boxing for a little while. "old school. 'cause every super star Mack daddy man like me needs to have the basic necessities.""
"yeah. like money." Bambi laughed along with Thumper and Flower. we just now see that this place was just a billboard and Eugene didn't really have any cash.
"come on, kids. why you messing with my fantasy?" Eugene asked them.
"'cause you're so broke, your baloney has no first game." Bambi replied to him as Thumper and Flower laughed a bit.
"that's very funny." Eugene said to them while rolling his eyes.
"hey, Eugene! over here! I need to talk to you!" Iago called out to him from right by the dumpster.
"be right there." Eugene said to them. "hang on to these." he handed the disco tags to Thumper.
"Eugene. you're the dude." Thumper smiled at him while Eugene walked right towards Iago.
"Hey. Iago." Eugene said to him.
"now that you live in the penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?" Iago asked him.
"that's a billboard, Iago." Eugene corrected him.
"you live in a billboard? and they call me crazy." Iago laughed a bit like crazy as a began flying around all over the place, making the young man freaked out a bit.
"hey, Eugene. look who came to visit." Bambi said to him who just finished spray painting the walls. Eugene screamed in fear when he saw a picture painting of an immortal that was about to eat him alive.
"got ya!" the 3 little forest critters exclaimed to him in unison.
"no! don't do that!" Eugene removed some of the paint. shouldn't you be in school?"
"shouldn't you be at work?" Flower asked him.
"right back at me, huh?" Eugene asked him. little smart mouth. look. I'm on my way. stay outta trouble. alright? and clean that stuff up."
"see ya!" the 3 little forest critters began cleaning off the paint. Eugene smiled a bit just as he was on his way to work.
"see ya, Eugene!" Iago called out to him, still flying around just as Eugene continued on his way to work at a place called Mushu's Dog Wash, owned by Mushu. it was a wash for cartoon and video game animated dogs. Eugene continued his way, saying hello to the fellow workers.
"hey. what's up, you guys? the E Man's in the house." Eugene high fived some of the workers while they began doing their super hard work. "hey, Sonic. is it lunch yet?"
"you just got here." Sonic replied to him.
"that's my point." said Eugene to Sonic. meanwhile, Big, who was listening to music by the headphones, was putting the air freshener on Cleo.
"hey, Big!" Eugene exclaimed to him. but he shook his head knowing that Big didn't even hear him. Eugene walked right past Lana, Lola and Adelaide who began doing the metal shine on T-Bone.
"looking good, girls." Eugene said to them.
"hey, Eugene." Lana, Lola and Adelaide greeted him. Eugene stopped right by the punch-in, so that he can clock in and begin his super hard work. he couldn't even find his name on his card 'til he found his card right on the punch-in section.
"huh. I'm already punched in?" Eugene asked himself. but he smiled a bit about who just did it for him. "Rapunzel."
right at the counter, a young princess named Rapunzel was on the wireless telephone. but she was speaking to another customer named Clifford the Big Red Dog. "good morning. can I help you?"
"1 wash and lube, please." Clifford replied to her.
"hot wax?" Rapunzel asked him.
"please." Clifford replied to her.
"shiny scrap? we're having a special." Rapunzel said to him.
"why not? it's mating season. and I'm feeling lucky." Clifford smiled a bit and he began getting all cleaned up.
Rapunzel began answering the wireless telephone she answered before. "Mushu's Dog Wash, you get a dog of a wash and the price….oh my gosh." Rapunzel listened to herself just as she scribbled in the notebook, Rapunzel + Eugene. she had a crush on Eugene and she was his best friend for life and 1 true love. "may I suggest a rusteez? it removes rusted metal."
"hey, Rapunzel." Eugene greeted her as Rapunzel panicked a bit, covering up the paper that she scribbled on. she didn't want Eugene to see it. otherwise, she would be super embarrassed.
"oh my gosh. hi, Eugene." Rapunzel said to him.
"come on, Rapunzel. dance with me, my lady." Eugene said to her while trying to dance it off with Rapunzel.
"Eugene. you're gonna get me fired." Rapunzel sat right by the counter.
"please. you fired?" Eugene asked her. "that can't happen. 'cause then I would have no reason to come to work."
"oh. you don't mean that." Rapunzel said to him.
"course I do. you're like, my best friend for life and 1 true love." Eugene said to her. Rapunzel gasped and groaned a bit while the young man put on his gear.
"listen. tell me. what do you think about this?" Eugene explained to her. this is like the best idea ever. alright. it's a sure thing. guaranteed cash extravaganza." Rapunzel stared at him. "fresh air."
"oh no." Rapunzel groaned a bit.
"all I need is an advance on my paycheck from the boss. and, Rapunzel. I am outta this place. I mean, I am….pschoo!"
"Eugene. instead of getting in Mushu's face with another get-rich-quick-scheme, go do something you're actually good at: your job." Rapunzel placed the belt around his waist. "which by some miracle you still have."
just as Eugene began doing his work, he stopped and got something for her. "oh. I almost forgot." the young man held out a food bag from McRonald's (McDonald's parody). "I brought you some breakfast."
"you didn't. breakfast egg and turkey sausage sandwich?" Rapunzel asked him.
"your favorite." Eugene replied to her. "by the way, you're still on hold."
Rapunzel gasped a bit and quickly picked up the wireless telephone. "thank you for holding. busy, busy, busy. how can I help you?" Rapunzel watched just as Eugene began doing his shift while listening to somebody on the wireless telephone. "no. I'm sorry. Mushu's at a meeting right now. he won't be back 'til later." whenever Mushu was at a meeting, he was at a meeting with the boss of the city town.
The next chapter is where we see Hades the super big boss of the city town.
Chapter 2: The immortal bossin the abandoned mansion, there was a light blue immortal with dark blue flaming hair, standing right in front of the Sharpedo tank. he was Hades. "how are my little Sharpedos this morning? you miss me? you doing good?" Hades gave the food to a few Sharpedos. "you see, Mushu? it's a cruel globe. You either take or you get taken."
a red dragon with no wings was a bit nervous when he watched the shark-like Pokemon eating the food like rabid critters. the red dragon was Mushu.
"true words have never been spoken." Mushu said to him. "is that it? we're done?"
"now you and me. we worked together a long, long, long time." Hades explained to him.
"please, Hades. it's hardly been like work." Mushu said to him.
"you know." Hades continued.
"I like that about you." Mushu interrupted him.
"let me finish. that I lived my life for my nephews." Hades said to him. "raising and protecting them."
"you're the best. he's the best. right? am I right? or am I wrong?" Mushu asked Lord Ralphscoe instead of Hades.
"it's all been to prepare….."
"right?"
"to prepare them…."
"sorry."
"it's alright. for the day they run the city town. well. today is that day." Hades sighed heavily when the record of the record player began scratching while he sat right in front of the desk and Mushu sat right in the armchair. "Lord Ralphscoe."
Lord Ralphscoe began fixing the record. 'til it began playing a parody of Baby Got Back with I like big ears and I cannot lie. Hades and Mushu stared at him just as Lord Ralphscoe stopped the record. "hey, boss. big ears." he chuckled a bit.
Hades sighed heavily in annoyance and he continued the conversation with Mushu. "long story short. from now on, you work for Jafar and Genie. got it?"
Mushu laughed a bit. "Genie? Jafar, I understand. but Genie? you can't be serious."
"I'm dead serious." Hades said to him. "it takes more than muscles to run things. now Genie, he's got the brains. that's something special."
"oh. he's special alright." Mushu said to him.
"what exactly does that mean?" Hades asked him.
"nothing. I'm just sayin'…." Mushu began explaining to him.
"I bring you here. look you in the eye. and tell you what's what. and what?" Hades asked him.
"what?" Mushu asked him.
"what 'what'?"
"you said 'what' first."
"I didn't say what. I asked you what."
"you said, 'and then', 'what' I said. 'what'?"
"no, I said, 'what, what', like 'what, what'."
Mushu looked a bit confused. "you said, 'what' first."
"oh. now you're making fun of me?" Hades stared right at him as he got up.
"no. you misunderstood." Mushu replied to him. but the conversation was interrupted when Jafar and Genie entered the office.
"sorry we're late, Uncle Hades." Jafar said to him. "Genie had an accident. he was born."
Genie laughed a bit sarcastically while sitting right on the turning stool chair. "you're a comic genius."
Mushu whispered to Hades. "look. all I'm sayin' is that dude ain't exactly no killer."
"my nephew, Genie is a killer. a cold-blooded killer. look at him." Hades looked right at Genie crazily just as Genie played around on the stool chair, acting like a young kid. Mushu smirked a bit by telling Hades that Genie wasn't a killer immortal. Hades stared angrily at the red wingless dragon. he had quite enough. "that's it! that's it! you are out!"
"what?!" Mushu asked him, shocked. "what do you mean I'm out?"
"you're fired!" Hades swung his right arm at Mushu. the red wingless dragon screamed in fear just as he crashed right into the wall. "
and on top of that, you're gonna have to start paying me!"
"for what?" Mushu asked him in fear. "so nothing happens to your little Dog Wash." Hades replied to him while smirking.
back at the wash, Eugene, along with the others, began scrubbing the mouth of Clifford. Eugene frowned at the job. "welcome to Eugene's crib. fifty slime covered tongue. with canker sores. cavities. and encrusted teeth for when I feel a bit old school."
"stop your moaning, Eugene." Sonic said to him. "it could be a lot worse, you know."
"that's true. I could have this job and look like you." Eugene laughed a bit. all of a sudden, he saw the bucket of slime began shaking, knowing what was about to happen.
"indigestion. he's gonna blow!" Sonic and the others took cover.
"wait! Big is still in there!" Amy exclaimed to him. Eugene saw Big, still scrubbing and listening to music on his headphones.
"I got you, Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!" Eugene ran right over and he grabbed Big. the rumbling grew louder 'til Clifford let out 1 little belch. all of a sudden, the green slime flew and hit Eugene's face. Sonic and the others laughed a bit while the young man wiped the slime off him. "yeah. still think it could be worse?"
"yeah. I could look like you." Sonic replied to him, still laughing a bit.
"you're all funny." Eugene said to them while holding the slime. "well? see if you can laugh at this!" Eugene threw the slime at Sonic. but he dodged. without warning, the slime hit Tails, causing him to push the button and the soap bubbles hit on Clifford's left eye. Clifford yelped and howled in pain just as Tails began pulling down the lever. but it didn't work. if they couldn't think about a way to get the soap off, Clifford would go completely crazy.
"soap in the eye! soap in the eye!" Eugene pulled the lever, activating the chains. the chains held Clifford down so that he wouldn't struggle. Eugene ran right towards it and he removed the soap super carefully. "it's alright. I'll get you some coupons. a free hot wax. and all that. you like that?"
"thanks, Eugene." Clifford said to him.
"alright." Eugene said to him. but all of a sudden, Tulio and Miguel hit him right on the back of his head.
"well. look who it is, Miguel." Tulio said to him.
"just the man we're looking for." Miguel smirked at Eugene. "the boss wants to see you right now."
"Tulio. Miguel. my super good friends. hey. what's up, you guys? it's good to see you all….huh? what did you say, Rapunzel?" Eugene asked Rapunzel who was speaking to Buster and Babs and Cleo. "you guys? I'm gonna go ahead over there."
Eugene: Don't worry
about a thing
'cause every little thing
is gonna be alright
Miguel hit the young man on the back of his head again. "that's not the way you sing that song." in Mushu's office, the men threw Eugene inside. Eugene tumbled right towards the desk and he crashed right into it.
"hey, Mushu. my dragon brother from another mother. what's the deezy, baby?" Eugene asked him as Mushu stared at him, not super thrilled from the meeting with Hades. Eugene grabbed Mushu's right hand, trying to do the secret handshake. but Mushu just stared at him and rolled his eyes.
"Eugene!" Mushu exclaimed to him while pulling his right hand away.
"hey. don't sweat it." Eugene said to him. "a lot of people and critters can't do it."
"would you just sit down? okay?" Mushu asked him just as Eugene took his seat. "I been goin' over my markers. you're into me for 5 grand. 5 G's okay?"
"5 G's? man. you're tripping." Eugene asked him.
"oh yeah? see if this refreshes your memory." Mushu threw a pile of bill papers at Eugene.
"whoa. that's crazy. look at that." Eugene said to himself reading the bill papers, knowing that he owes Mushu five hundred dollars!
"you wrote everything down so you wouldn't forget." Mushu said to him.
"this is a perfect example of why you're in management and I'm not." Eugene smiled at him. "you go, dude."
"I have to pay Hades protection. so everything you owe me, you owe him." Mushu explained to him.
"how did you figure that out?" Eugene asked him.
"simple. the food chain." Mushu got out the food chain chart. "see? on top, there's Hades. there's me, and there's regular people and critters."
"that's me." Eugene said to him.
"no. there's trees, there's dirt…"
"then there's me?"
"I'm gettin' there." Mushu continued. "there's water. there's rocks. there's dog drool. and then there's you." he pointed right at a picture of Eugene, holding a brush, telling him that he was at the bottom of the food chain.
Eugene stared at it. "that's messed up."
"so if Hades is squeezin' me, he's squeezin' you." Mushu said to him.
"What?!" Eugene exclaimed out loud as the chart rolled up and it began hitting Mushu in his face. "sorry."
"easy, boss. find your happy place." Tulio said to him while reading a magazine.
"happy place." Miguel added.
"there's no happy place with him here!" Mushu exclaimed to them in fear and annoyance. "I'm serious!"
"okay, please! just give me some time!" Eugene begged him. "that's all I'm asking. I'm begging you, Mushu! please! please!"
Mushu stared at the young man. he knew that Eugene worked super hard. "alright. 'cause I like you, I'm gonna give you twenty-four hours to pay up."
"all of it? how am I supposed to do that?" Eugene asked him.
"that's your problem." Mushu replied to him as he was about to leave the office. "bring my money to the track tomorrow. or else."
"or else what?" Eugene asked him a bit confused.
"the men will explain." Mushu left the office. Tulio and Miguel both laughed and Tulio gave the young man 1 single punch on the left eye, telling Eugene that he would be in super big trouble.
"unpleasant." Eugene whimpered nervously.
Oh boy. it looks like Eugene will be in super big trouble if he doesn't give Mushu 500 dollars. please stay tuned for the next chapter.
Chapter 3: Genie's troubles"Five hundred dollars?!" Rapunzel exclaimed to him while putting an ice pack on Eugene's black eye. a little while back, Eugene came right over to her apartment and explained to her what just happened right after the conversation with Mushu. Eugene sat right on the bench just as Rapunzel continued, "you borrowed five hundred dollars from Mushu?! Eugene? why do you always get yourself into these situations?"
"I don't know, Rapunzel." Eugene sighed heavily. "it's just hard. alright? 'cause I'm a young man in a big city town. a really big city town. the city town. I'm a nobody. I want some of that." Eugene looked right up, telling her his dream vision.
"Madame Foster?" Rapunzel asked him, looking a bit confused. Eugene saw Madame Foster doing her makeup. "what? no. that." Eugene stared right at the big building of the city town. "the top of the city town. where the somebodies live. I wanna be super popular like them. but I'm stuck down here."
"well? what's wrong with down here?" Rapunzel asked him.
"I'll tell you what's wrong down here." Eugene explained to her. "remember my father? he worked at the wash his whole life."
flashback sequence…..
during the 1970s, King Edmund worked super hard as a tongue scrubber at the Dog Wash. he had worked there for years. "he was the number 1 tongue scrubber. every year for forty years." Eugene explained to Rapunzel. all of the photos of King Edmund were hung on the wall. 7 year old Eugene smiled a bit just as he showed the other students in class during show and tell. "to me, working at the wash was the coolest job in the city town. but then I learned something I will never forget."
Harold Berman laughed a bit. "Eugene's father's a tongue scrubber!" all of the young kids teased him. 7 year old Eugene stared right down, humiliated by the young kids.
end of flashback sequence…..
"my father was the greatest." Eugene said to her. "but nobody loves a nobody. I wanna be a somebody."
"Eugene. you don't have to live at the top of the city town to be a somebody." Rapunzel placed her right hand on the young man's left shoulder. Eugene sighed heavily and he sat right back on the bench. "what's the difference? if I don't pay Mushu back by tomorrow, I'm dead anyway. so-"
Rapunzel was feeling terribly sorry for the young man. if Eugene didn't pay the cash back, he would be in super big trouble. she decided to help him out. "wait right here." she walked right back inside her apartment. Eugene just sat there, staring right at the building. he looked down that his dream vision of becoming a somebody was nearly ruined. he saw Rapunzel holding a little blue box.
"what's this?" Eugene asked her as Rapunzel opened the lid. "a pink pearl?"
"yes." Rapunzel replied to him.
"where'd you get that?" Eugene asked her.
"my mother gave it to me." Rapunzel replied to him. "she said it started from a tiny grain of sand. but then, after a while, it grew into something beautiful. dream visions can begin small too."
"no. I couldn't." Eugene didn't wanna sell to something she had for so long.
"take it." Rapunzel said to him while handing the pearl right over to him. "it'll get you the money you need for Mushu." Eugene sighed heavily in relief and he smiled at her, knowing that she was always there to help him out.
back in the abandoned mansion, all of the immortals were in the dining room to eat something for their dinner meal. some of them were speaking and some of them were goofing off. but Hades was having a conversation with Genie just as Jafar continued eating. Genie looked a bit concerned 'cause he wasn't learning how to be a killer immortal. he did help Scrat to be set free a while back.
"what do you mean you don't understand?" Hades asked him. "we been over this a hundred times. I don't wanna say it again. you're really giving me anxiety. I don't know how else to say this to you, Genie. you see something. you kill it. you eat it. period. that's what immortals do. that's a fine tradition. what's the matter with you?" Genie looked right at him, still holding the menu just as Hades continued, "your brother, Jafar here, he's a killer."
"thanks, Uncle Hades." Jafar said to him while eating his dinner meal like a savage monster.
"he's beautiful. he does what he's supposed to do." Hades said to him. "but, you. I'm hearing things." Hades sighed heavily. "you gotta understand. when you look weak, it makes me look weak. I can't have that."
"I know. Uncle Hades, I'm sorry." Genie said to him looking a bit upset.
"Genie. look at me. look at me." Hades said to him as Genie looked right at him. "this handling the business. it's for you. it's for both of you. and you're acting like you don't even want it. I need to know that you can handle it." Hades sighed heavily. but he stared right at the cage where the cartoon animated hermit crabs were. Hades got an idea just as he got Sebastian out. "alright. right here in front of me now, eat this." Sebastian shook in fear knowing that his entire life was about to end real soon.
"yeah. thanks, Uncle Hades." Genie said to him. "here's the thing: I'm on a diet. and I read an article about these hermit crabs. they're not good for you. you know how many calories are in 1 of these hermit crabs? a lot."
"eet's true." Sebastian exclaimed to them. "eet's true. and de oddah ting ees, my brodda got mated and had tree hermeet crab treeplets. and he and I took eet over 'cause my seester een law passed away. and then the treeplets lost some of deir legs. but I steel take care of eet weeth my brodda and dey're growing and dey're very happy. but eet's deeficult 'cause I been working a second sheeft at de factory to put food on de table. but all de love I see een de leetle fellows' faces makes eet worth eet een de end." Hades stared right at him. "true story." Genie cleaned away a tear drop from his right eye while Jafar rolled his eyes.
Hades sighed heavily. "I'm not asking you anymore. I'm telling you. eat it."
"noooooooooooooo! have mercy!" Sebastian begged to Genie.
"Uncle Hades! please!" Genie explained to him. the other hermit crabs exclaimed out loud begging for Genie not to eat Sebastian. Genie and Hades began shouting and arguing just as Jafar kept staring right at Sebastian, about to take 1 single bite.
Genie had quite enough of it. "put the hermit crab down!" Genie grabbed Sebastian and the other hermit crabs, making Hades shocked. the other immortals stared right at Genie, just as he set the hermit crabs free at last. "go now. no 1's looking. get outta here. you're free. now go."
"tank you." Sebastian said to him. "you're a good person." Sebastian stared angrily at Hades and he punched his right claw by telling him that he'll be back sooner or later. "come on, guys." Genie smiled while watching the hermit crabs leave. but he stared right at Hades who was staring at him while Jafar looked a bit worried and confused. Genie sighed heavily just as he sat right down, looking terribly upset about it. Hades sat right back down, staring at his second born nephew, refusing to eat any single meat product.
"Uncle Hades. I can handle the city town. it's not a problem." Jafar said to him while hoping everything would be all set up."
"no. we're gonna do this as a family." Hades said to him. "Jafar. I want you to take Genie out and show him the ropes."
"aw. come on, Uncle Hades." Jafar said to him.
"Genie. you're gonna learn how to be an immortal. whether you like it or not." Hades said to him as Genie stared right at him, shocked, now knowing that he would be in super big trouble if he doesn't learn how to be a true immortal."
well. it looks like Eugene's not the only 1 who's in super big trouble right now. here's where they're at the Pokemon race track.
Chapter 4: Betting on Rapidashat the Pokemon racetrack, everybody came by to watch or bet on Rapidash. everybody kept cheering and betting. but Mushu paced around in his private box, hoping that Eugene would show up with the cash. "that dude better show up or he's ground beef."
"just say the word, boss." Miguel said to him while getting prepared to punish Eugene along with Tulio. meanwhile at the lobby, Eugene came by, holding a package full of cash to give to Mushu. thanks to Rapunzel, he sold her pearl and he got all of the cash he had in his entire life. when he was finished, his problems would be over real soon.
"carrying the big envelope full of money. gonna give it to Mushu." Eugene said to himself.
"hurry up! this is our chance! we don't wanna miss it!" Ash accidentally knocked the envelope by accident. Eugene managed to catch it.
"You sure?" Brock asked him.
"My trainer friend ripped me off." Ash replied to him. "the race is rigged." Eugene began listening to them. "we can't lose!"
"What's the fire horse Pokemon's name?" Brock asked him.
"Rapidash." Ash replied to him. Eugene gasped in shock and surprise and he looked right up at the board. Rapidash was gonna be the winner in the next race.
"We're gonna be rich! rich!" Ash cheered out loud.
Eugene grinned a bit like crazy. "top of the city town! here I come!" but he snapped out of it. "no. wait. what am I doing? remember what Rapunzel said. remember what Rapunzel said. what did Rapunzel say?"
Eugene began remember what Rapunzel said from yesterday evening. "dream visions can begin small. you just have to…bet it all! bet it all!" Eugene imagined that if Rapidash won the race, he would win lots of cash and he would live at the top of the city town. Eugene forgot everything what Rapunzel said to him. so he had a new plan. he slammed the envelope right on the counter, "five hundred on Rapidash!"
"hey. that's two hundred to 1." Naruto said to him while taking the envelope and giving him the ticket. "that'll pay a million dollars!"
Eugene took the ticket. "well. I guess that makes me Eugene. the millionaire." at the front door, a female figure turned herself around, looking right at Eugene. the figure was none other than Meg. Meg raised her left eyebrow, still staring at Eugene. just as Eugene began leaving, he stopped and he stared at Meg just as she did her dance off moves.
She's dangerous
super bad
better watch out
she'll take the cash.
she's a gold digger
she's a gold digger
she's dangerous
super bad
better watch out
she'll take the cash
she's a gold digger…
"nice bet." Meg said to him as Eugene snapped out of it and he chuckled. "you got a name?" Eugene chuckled again. "you're gonna tell me what it is?" Eugene chuckled, goofily. "well? mine's Meg."
Eugene snapped out of it. "come on, man. get your game face on." he smacked himself and he followed Meg around. "so, Meg. my name's…" he bumped right into the pillar. "my name's Eugene, sweetie." Eugene saw Ms. Finster staring at him just as she was reading the newspaper. "ahhh! Ms. Finster!"
"the hippity-hop smooth talk doesn't work with me." Ms. Finster said to him as she continued reading the newspaper.
"sorry 'bout that." Eugene apologized and he followed Meg around. "hey. so…"
"Eugene. I was startin' to think you skipped out on me." Mushu came along with Tulio and Miguel.
"Mushu. I see you're already on your way to the concession stand." Eugene said to him as he escorted Mushu.
"hey. what are you doin'?" Mushu asked him a bit confused.
"mind bringing us back some drinks?" Eugene asked while Mushu stared at him. "that would be great. thanks. and some of these little corn dog thingies."
"you mean the ones with the sticks?" Tulio asked him.
"what are you doin'?!" Mushu bonked Tulio. "don't listen to him!"
Eugene escorted Meg. "let me escort you to…my box."
"your box?" Jessie, James and Meowth asked him while stepping right in front of Eugene and Meg.
"his box?!" Mushu exclaimed to him. "you can't even afford the gum under the seats!"
"he just laid 5 grand on Rapidash." Meg explained to him as Eugene kept telling Mushu that she was super crazy. "I think he can afford anything he wants." Meg stared right at Eugene, who smiled nervously.
"5 grand?! my 5 grand?!" Mushu exclaimed to him.
"no. it was another 5 grand." Eugene replied to him while panicking.
"you had the money to pay me back?! and you bet it anyway?!" Mushu grabbed the ticket from Eugene's right hand. "give me that!"
"clearly, I made a mistake." Meg walked off.
"no. no. wait! Meg!" Eugene exclaimed to her while catching up to her.
"look. deep down. I'm really superficial." Meg said to him while caressing his face. "and don't get me wrong. you're cute. but you're a nobody." Meg left, leaving Eugene stunned. Eugene saw the faces on the corn dogs.
"Eugene. you're cute. but you're a nobody." Tulio mocked him.
"wait! Meg! come back! I'm not a nobody! I'm a corn dog!" Miguel laughed along with Tulio.
Mushu grabbed Eugene's right arm. "you are unbelievable. you're in trouble up to your nose. and still. you're asking for more?" Mushu shoved him right over to his box. "now go on! get in there!" Mushu, Eugene, Tulio and Miguel took their seats. "Eugene. you better pray that this Pokemon of yours comes through. betting my five hundred." he saw Eugene sitting right in his seat. "hey! outta my seat! outta my seat!" Miguel grabbed Eugene, forcing the young man to sit right between him and Tulio. "unbelievable."
"sit tight and watch the race." Miguel said to him.
"with your good eye." Tulio joked a bit just as they watched that the Pokemon began racing around the racing track.
"The Pokemon are at the post. and they're off!" Krusty the Clown announced while the Pokemon began racing around. all of them but Rapidash who was trying to break the gate open. "Charizard. then Dodrio and Raichu. Rapidash seems to be having trouble getting outta the gate."
"what?" Eugene asked himself.
"only a joker would bet on this Pokemon." Krusty continued.
Mushu stared right at Eugene. "don't sweat it. it does this all the time. its playing." Eugene said to him when he saw that Rapidash broke right through the gate and it ran around while catching up.
"what's this? Rapidash is now crashing its way right through the gate. and it's off and running. Charizard, Raichu…"
"please, Rapidash. go fast." Eugene whispered to himself while hoping that Rapidash would win the entire race.
"coming around the turn, it's Dodrio by a length and Rapidash well behind." Krusty continued. "and here comes Rapidash, coming up from behind passing Charizard, Raichu!"
Eugene gasped, excited, "you see? who's your dude? go!"
"around the final turn, here comes Rapidash." Krusty announced, "Rapidash is now caught up to Charizard. they're head-to-head. neck to neck. Rapidash is ahead!"
"I'm tired just thinking about counting all of this money." Eugene said to himself as Mushu cheered loudly that they would be super rich and popular. "look at Rapidash go!" they began celebrating while Tulio and Miguel smiled a bit.
"absolutely amazing! this looks to be Rapidash's big day!" Krusty exclaimed to himself. just as Rapidash was almost to the finish line, it began losing proper control and hit itself, causing it to lose proper control. "what happened? Rapidash is down!"
Eugene and Mushu danced around a bit. Eugene noticed that Rapidash was about to win the entire race. but what he really saw was that Rapidash fell right on the ground. "nooooooooo!"
"here's Charizard, Raichu and Dodrio…and Charizard wins!" Krusty announced out loud.
"what's goin' on?" Mushu asked himself still hanging right on to Eugene.
"wait. I just wanna hold you." Eugene said to him while hoping that Mushu wouldn't see what was going on around here.
Mushu shoved him away. "no. get outta my way. let me see. will you?" Mushu saw that Charizard was the winner. Mushu's eyes widened in shock that Rapidash had lost and that meant Mushu lost 5 grand.
"remember your happy place, Mushu." Eugene said to him as Mushu got angry and upset while tearing up the ticket. "that's the way they call him the long shot." "hey, that was crazy, right?" "who knew?" "everything's set." "it's a lock." "we're good to go." "we're in the money." "and it trips on 4 legs." Tulio and Miguel smirked at 1 another, knowing that they got a job to do just as Eugene continued. "who in the name of Disney Plus trips on 4 legs? and by the way. on what?"
"that's it! that's it! I had it!" Mushu snapped to himself. "Tulio! Miguel I want you to find the deepest hole in the ground! and when you do, dig deeper! and put him in it!" Mushu's fire breath popped a red balloon nearby which made Maggie Simpson scream out loud. suddenly, Miguel duct-taped Eugene's mouth while Tulio tied the rope on Eugene's entire body and legs. later, they threw him right into the trunk.
"sorry, dude. it's nothin' personal. it's just business." Mushu said to him as Tulio closed the trunk. now Eugene was really gonna get it.
good grief. now Eugene's in super big trouble for making the super big mistake in his entire life.
Chapter 5: Eugene the immortal slayerin the forest area, Eugene was all tied up due to what happened back at the race. he continued muffling and struggling while Tulio and Miguel began having fun and excitement with him, by hurting him.
Tulio and Miguel: Don't worry
about a thing
'cause every little thing
is gonna be alright
"this is how you sing it, Eugene." Tulio said to him.
"Mushu. he likes you." Miguel said to him. "he said to take it easy on you."
Tulio smirked a bit and he pinched Eugene's face just as Eugene screamed a bit. "but Mushu isn't here." he laughed a bit. "Miguel. let me ask you something."
"yeah, Tulio?" Miguel asked him.
"why's it that our prank swords can hurt other people and critters. but they got no effect on me or you?" Tulio asked him as he began swinging his powerful sword at Eugene. but Eugene ducked right down causing Tulio to hit Miguel. Miguel yelled out loud and he fell right down, screaming out loud in pain.
"Miguel!" Tulio exclaimed out loud. "I didn't mean it, Miguel! I didn't mean it, dude! Miguel!" Miguel began laughing a bit. "Miguel. you made a joke. good 1, dude." he and Tulio high fived 1 another. Eugene kept staring right at them, depressingly that he was in super big trouble.
meanwhile, Genie and Jafar kept walking away from the mansion. Jafar took Genie someplace for him to eat a young human or critter in order to become a true immortal. but Genie was a bit nervous. "Jafar. you know I can't do this."
"Genie. If you wanna make Uncle Hades happy, you gotta kill something or somebody." Jafar said to him.
"or, I can find a very old sick human or critter and just wait." Genie said to him.
"it's getting around. your thing at the restaurant." Jafar explained to him. "you know how people and critters talk. this, that, the other. how are you doing? boom! forget about it. you're dead."
"okay. seriously. I can't understand wise guy. so you have to be more specific." Genie said to him.
"specific? you want specific?" Jafar hit the back of Genie's head. "be an immortal for once in your life."
Genie whimpered nervously. "what am I gonna do?"
Jafar sighed heavily. "Genie. forget about it, okay? we do a couple of practice runs. badda-bing. badda-boom. Uncle Hades is happy. you're an immortal. life goes on. you got it?"
"okay. I got it." Genie said to him.
Jafar covered Genie's mouth while smirking a bit. "bingo." Jafar and Genie stopped right behind the old tree, watching Tulio and Miguel pranking Eugene. "right there. dead ahead. TV dinner. doesn't get easier than this."
Genie began concentrating. "okay. come on. eye on the tiger. Jafar. I can do this. what if I can't do it?"
"then don't bother coming home." Jafar replied to him.
"good point." Genie began walking right towards the group. back with Tulio and Miguel, they kept pranking Eugene. "hit him on the foot again." Tulio said to Miguel as Miguel punched Eugene's right foot and Eugene continued screaming out loud through the duct-tape.
Miguel laughed a bit. "I like the funny face he made." Tulio said to himself. but the fun and excitement didn't last longer when they saw Genie coming towards them. "Miguel!"
"look out!" Miguel exclaimed to him as he and Tulio ran right off, leaving Eugene behind. Eugene looked around just as he managed to get his arms right outta the rope; he ripped the duct-tape off right off his mouth which causing him to yelp in fear.
"guys? guys? don't leave me alone!" Eugene exclaimed to them. "come on! there could be immortals out there!" all of a sudden, he began feeling a super-hot breath right behind him. Eugene turned himself around and he saw Genie with his mouth wide open that he was gonna grab him and eat him. Eugene screamed in fear and panic while trying to escape the rope. but it was no use. he kept screaming in fear and panic.
"oh no. wait. I'm sorry." Genie said to him. "no. I'm not gonna-"
"Genie. like this." Jafar showed him how to eat a young human.
"oh no." Genie began licking Eugene's head. but he gagged a bit in revolt.
"just get over it!" Eugene exclaimed to him. "wait a minute. do me a favor. don't chew me. I'm not made for that."
"I'm not gonna eat you." Genie whispered to him.
"don't do the whole head trip thing with me!" Eugene said to him.
"listen to me. don't move 'til I tell you to." Genie growled a bit and he cut the rope. "back up!" he pretended to eat Eugene by forming the cloud dust.
"that's it, Genie." Jafar smiled a bit. "there you go, buddy. that's it. wave those arms, baby. dig in."
Eugene stared right at Genie, confused about what he was doing. "look. I'm just pretending so you can get away. now when I turn around, you take off." Genie turned himself around while pretending to chew away. "tastes just like chicken."
Jafar smacked his right hand on his forehead while groaning a bit. "oh no. no."
Genie turned himself around and he saw that Eugene was still there. "what did I tell you?"
"I'm sorry. I didn't get it. you want me to go now?" Eugene asked him.
"what are you doing?! just go!" Genie exclaimed to him.
"that's it! I had it up to here!" Jafar snarled out loud when he transformed himself into a cobra and he began slithering around right towards Eugene.
"oh no!" Eugene exclaimed out loud.
"go! run!" Genie exclaimed out loud as Eugene continued running around. "no! Jafar! wait!" but Jafar wasn't even paying much attention 'cause he was still chasing Eugene around.
Eugene continued running around. "get your boy! get your boy!" Jafar was getting super close to killing him off. but suddenly a super old tree branch fell right from the super old tree and it landed right on Jafar which was causing him to fall right over near Eugene and transform back into his original self again. far away, Tulio and Miguel heard distant rumbling; they both turned around and saw a super big cloud of dust. back with Eugene, he crouched down, shaking as the dust began clearing up. he slowly turned himself around and he saw that Jafar wasn't moving around.
Genie gasped in shock. "Jafar!" Genie removed the tree branch right off Jafar.
"Genie?" Jafar coughed a bit. "Genie. is that you?"
"I'm here, Jafar." Genie replied to him while hanging right on to him.
"come closer." Jafar said to him as Genie came right closer.
"yes? what is it?"
"I'm so cold." Jafar whispered to him.
"that's just because we're cold-blooded." Genie said to him as Jafar smacked him once more. "ooooow."
"moron…" Jafar coughed a bit and closed his eyes. he was now deceased and gone for good right now.
"Jafar. nooo…" Genie wailed out loud. "noooooooooo! this is all my fault. I'm so sorry, Jafar. how am I ever going to explain this to Uncle Hades? oho no!" Genie ran away sobbing a bit. the cloud of dust formed causing Eugene to back away near Jafar's motionless body. Eugene noticed that somebody was pointing something near his back. he shrieked a bit and he stuck his hands right up. he turned himself around and he began moving around, martial arts karate style.
"back up! I'm crazy! I'm tripping!" Eugene exclaimed out loud while making martial arts karate sounds. unknown to him, Tulio and Miguel saw in surprise and amazement on what just happened. Eugene continued doing the moves 'til he hit Miguel's right leg by accident.
"ow. what the-" Miguel said to himself as Eugene screamed out loud just as Tulio and Miguel screamed out loud back at him. Eugene screamed out loud again just as the 2 young men screamed out loud while hanging on to 1 another. Eugene went right behind Jafar's motionless body while taking cover.
"don't hurt us! we're sorry! it was all Miguel's idea!" Tulio said to him as Miguel nodded his head in agreement. but he stared right at Tulio and Eugene stared right at them a bit confused.
"Eugene. did you kill that immortal?" Miguel asked him. Eugene began thinking about the question Miguel asked him. if he told them that the tree branch killed Jafar off, the 2 young men would continue where they left off. unless of course he answered them in a much more different way. by fibbing. Eugene smirked a bit and he stood right on Jafar's motionless body. "uh…yeah. exactly how it looks? that's how it is."
"what happened?" Tulio asked him.
Eugene smirked a bit. "oh. you wanna know what happened?"
"yeah. you're standing on top of an immortal." Miguel said to him.
"go on, dude." Tulio said to him.
"well. I'll tell you what happened." Eugene said to them. back at the Dog Wash, Eugene began his entire story, not only in front of Tulio and Miguel, but everybody. everybody came all around, listening to Eugene's entire story while Rapunzel sat right on the stair steps right near him.
Tommy began his entire story. "big old immortal about 40-feet-long. so he's running at me, right?" the entire crowd gasped in shock. "with fingers like razors. and I was like, you're gonna come at me like that? you're gonna come at the E like that?"
"hey. do the muscle thing. the muscle thing." Rapunzel said to him.
"oh. right." Eugene said to her while flexing up his muscles. "so I told that dude. 'you see this guy?' and I pointed like this. well. he's got a brother. and he lives right over there. and I think it's time for a little…" Rapunzel joined in with him. "…family reunion!" Eugene and Rapunzel laughed a bit as the crowd cheered. Rapunzel smiled a bit just as she stood right next to him, bright and cheerful.
"you see? I told you." Miguel said to them while looking right at the camera operating man. "we were right there."
"Pardon me. move it!" Ariel shoved them aside.
"oh. sorry." Tulio said to her. "she seems so nice when on TV."
Ariel walked right in front of Eugene while holding the microphone just as she lightly pushed Rapunzel right next to the camera operating man. "Eugene. Ariel. as the first man in history to ever take on an immortal and win, tell me. does this mean you're now protector of the city town? new sheriff in town?"
"Ariel. I'm keeping it real." Eugene said to her. "can I call you Ariel?"
"of course." Ariel replied to him.
"Any immortal who tries to mess around in Eugene town is going down." Eugene explained to them. in the city town, all of the people and critters cheered while watching Eugene on the big screen on the building. Meg and Robin, the Teen Titans' team leader, who was carrying Meg's shopping bags, watched the super big television screen while seeing Eugene.
"yeah. it's poetic. in the heat I get poetic."
"Eugene. hmm…Eugene." Meg said to herself. back at the Dog Wash, Mushu got right next to Eugene. "get outta here. any further questions will be filled in by me."
"and you are?" Ariel asked him.
"I'm his manager. Mushu the Dragon." Mushu replied to her.
"and I'm his financial advisor." Iago said to them as everybody stared right at him as Iago was feeling a bit embarrassed. "you wanna see my puppets?" Iago got out his hand puppets. "hello."
"could you excuse us for a moment?" Eugene asked them as he and Mushu turned themselves around and they began their conversation with 1 another. "my manager?"
"dude. you're a superstar. we're gonna make a fortune." Mushu said to him.
"what about the 5 G's?" Eugene asked him.
"forget the 5 G's." Mushu said to him. "from now on, we're partners."
"so what are we talking about?" Eugene asked him.
"I'm thinking about the money split." Mushu explained to him.
"that's generous." Eugene grinned a bit.
"you get fifteen. I get ninety-five." Mushu said to him.
Eugene frowned a bit. "I don't think so."
"talk to me." Mushu said to him.
"you get twenty-five."
"thirty."
"forty-five."
"dude. you're going the wrong way." Eugene said to him.
"fifty-fifty!" they both said at the exact same time.
"you happy?" Mushu asked him.
"no. you?" Eugene asked him.
"no." Mushu said to him.
"deal." Eugene and Mushu began doing their handshake and they faced the entire crowd to continue.
"my manager and I are now prepared to take your questions." Eugene said to them.
"Eugene. are you gonna continue working here at the wash?" Ariel asked him.
"please. I barley work here now." Eugene replied to her as the entire crowd laughed a bit.
"keep it up, dude. you're slaying them." Mushu said to him.
"no. he's slaying immortals." Ariel corrected him.
"hey. that's good. I like that." Mushu said to himself. "Eugene the immortal slayer."
"whoa. an immortal slayer." Bambi, Thumper and Flower said to themselves in surprise and amazement.
"you heard it here first." Ariel said to them while Eugene flexed his muscles on the super big screen. "from now on. any immortal tries to bother this city town, it's his funeral."
Well. it looks like Eugene's now super popular.
Chapter 6: Fortunes and their costsback at the mansion, the depression, grief and sorrow just began for the passing of Jafar. Hades's father, Luthos stood there with Hades's mother, Zerulla who was sobbing silently on his left shoulder. he stood there just as the other immortals picked up the casket and they buried him. Luthos and Zerulla stood there to see Jafar's grave 1 more time. inside the mansion, Chernanbog just finished the song dedicated to Jafar. "Jafar. we'll miss you."
"to Jafar." the immortals said to themselves while toasting for Jafar's memories. meanwhile, Hades and Lord Ralphscoe stood there just as Dr. Eggman began speaking of Jafar's passing.
"it's a terrible thing, Hades." Dr. Eggman said to him. "everybody loved Jafar. may whoever did this, die a thousand deaths. may his stinking maggot-covered corpse rot in the fiery depths of heck."
Hades stared right at him and sighed heavily. "thank you for your kind thoughts, Dr. Eggman."
Dr. Eggman nodded his head. "oh. and may Genie be found safe and sound too. hope he's okay." Dr. Eggman left the entire room.
"oh. Genie." Dr. Eggman sighed depressingly.
"don't worry, boss." Lord Ralphscoe said to him while pouring red rose tea.
"I said some things to him. we gotta find him." Hades said to him.
"we're searching everywhere." Lord Ralphscoe said to him. "forget about it. he'll turn up."
"what's wrong with that boy?" Hades asked himself. "why does he have to be so different? Jafar. god rest his soul, he was perfect. perfect." but unknown to him, Genie stood right outside by the window, watching Hades. Genie looked really depressed, sorrowful and heartbroken that he would never become the true immortal within him. he had no other choice but to run away 'cause Hades would never accept him for who he really was.
"oh, Lord Ralphscoe. who could've done this?" Hades asked him.
Chernanbog cleared his throat. "Hades. at this most difficult time, please accept my deepest condolences."
"thank you, Chernanbog. for honoring my nephew with your song." Hades said to him.
"I got some news. about the guy who took out Jafar." Chernanbog said to him.
"let's talk over here." Hades and Chernanbog walked right towards the window to have a private conversation.
"he came outta nowhere, this guy." Chernanbog explained to him. "calls himself 'the immortal slayer.'"
Hades cleared his throat that Chernanbog faced him in the wrong way. "Chernanbog. over here."
"sorry. 'the immortal slayer.'" Chernanbog said to him.
"where do I find him?" Hades asked him.
"he's from the Cartoon City." Chernanbog replied to him. "that's all we could dig up."
"thank you. thank you." Hades said to him as Chernanbog bowed and he left the entire room. "Lord Ralphscoe. get Mushu. he knows that city town better than anybody. I wanna find this guy. I wanna know about him. where he lives. where he sleeps. he pops the skin or hair. I wanna know about it. who is the immortal slayer?" Hades wouldn't stop at anything to get his revenge on the guy who took Jafar out.
"here he is! the immortal slayer!" in the city town, Eugene turned himself around, wearing a cape and sunglasses. everybody began cheering wildly for the new action hero in town. from magazines, television commercials and billboards, he was now super popular. later on, Eugene went right in the elevator, taking him to the top of the city town. the doors opened up just as he walked right into his new apartment. Eugene's eyes widened with amazement that everything he dreamt about had already came true. he was a somebody right now.
"let's get this party started right…" Eugene said to them when everybody came around him and they all danced it off for the house party while Tulio and Miguel were the DJs.
"there he is. the big E." Mushu said to him.
"Mushu." Eugene said to him.
"pound that dude. pound it." Mushu said to him as Eugene gave him the pound. "Eugene. raise the city. raise the city, dude." Mushu continued dancing around like crazy.
"uh, yeah." Eugene backed away.
"oh yeah." Eugene continued dancing around. just as he backed away, Rapunzel entered the entire room, holding something in her hands.
"Rapunzel. you made it." Eugene said to her as he was about to snuggle up with her.
"wait. you're gonna break my gift." Rapunzel said to him.
"come on. you didn't have to get me anything." Eugene said to her. "what'd you get me?"
"well? what does every bachelor pad need?" Rapunzel showed him his gift: a lava lamp.
"a lava lamp?" Eugene asked her while smiling a bit. "how'd you know I love lava lamps? you know what? I'm gonna put it right next to my other 1." Rapunzel smiled a bit but her eyes widened and her mouth dropped open when she saw a super big lava lamp. this penthouse had everything.
"Hey. come on, Rapunzel." Eugene said to her as Rapunzel snapped herself out of it. "I wanna show you the best thing about this place." Rapunzel walked right over to the balcony and she sat right next to him. they stared right at the beautiful viewing. "how great is this view?"
"top of the city town. it's amazing." Rapunzel said to him while gasping in amazement.
"I know. it's beautiful. right?" Eugene asked her.
"like you. like your new apartment. it's…wow. awesome." Rapunzel said to him while hoping that he didn't hear that she was super beautiful. "what I'm trying to say is that, I'm proud of you."
"yeah. it was nothing. really. you know." Eugene said to her. "hey. you know what? wait right here. don't move. I'll be right back. girl, you are gonna flip." he left the balcony to get something for her. Rapunzel began checking her breath and she was hoping that this was the time to tell him how she was feeling about him.
"I'm back." Eugene said to her.
"you're back." Rapunzel said to him.
Eugene chuckled a bit and he walked around right towards her while holding something right behind his back. "you know what, Rapunzel? where I'm at right now, this whole new life I got. all my dreams coming true. in a weird kind of way. well. I never could've done it without you."
"Oh. sure you could. probably not." Rapunzel chuckled a bit.
"Rapunzel? here." Eugene showed her a little purple box.
"oh. Eugene." Rapunzel said to him while knowing that she thought it was gonna be a wedding ring.
"I know. I'm just sorry that it took so long." Eugene apologized to her.
"that's okay." Rapunzel said to him just as things were going super good. Eugene opened the lid while showing her the pink pearl. "my mother's pearl."
Eugene showed her the pearl along with the other pearls, forming a necklace. "with interest. now I don't forget anything. and I never forget who my friends are."
"ohhhh." Rapunzel was a bit crushed. but it was super nice that he gave her the pink pearl. they both chuckled a bit. Eugene stared at her just as she smiled at him.
"Rapunzel. I-" Eugene was about to say something. but their entire minute got interrupted by Meg. "oh hi. I'm not interrupting, am I?" Meg asked him.
"yes. we're talking." Rapunzel said to her.
"no." Eugene replied to her. "hey, Meg. you're here." Rapunzel cleared her throat a bit. "oh. you gotta meet my best friend, Rapunzel."
"your best friend? oh that's sweet." Meg said to him. "so you won't mind if I steal him for a while. will you?" Rapunzel shook her head silently. Eugene and Meg walked right inside just as Meg looked right at her. Rapunzel watched them going right inside and she sighed depressingly that she was super close of telling Eugene how she was feeling. back inside, Eugene and Meg walked right inside, holding hands with 1 another while everybody kept dancing around.
"so. look who's a somebody after all." Meg said to him while smirking.
Eugene chuckled a bit. "well. you know…"
All of a sudden, Plucky Duck entered the penthouse, breathing in fear and terrified. "immortals! on the…on the edge of the city town! they're super big!" everybody began screaming in fear and running around for cover.
"immortals!" Eugene hid right behind Meg. "okay. everybody go home to your loved ones. spend the last few hours that you have with each other." everybody stopped screaming in fear and running around. they stared right at Eugene when Meg stepped right aside. Eugene, on the other hand, looked right at them. "oh. I mean…that's the way it used to be around here. we'd have been all scrambling for cover and stuff. but not since Eugene came to town." everybody cheered wildly while Eugene spoke with Meg. "So, Meg baby. just wait here and I'm gonna be right back. I'm gonna go take care of the immortals." Eugene walked around right towards the elevator with a terrified look on his face.
"go get 'em, tiger!" Mushu cheered out loud to him.
"biceps! triceps!" Eugene laughed and growled a bit heroic.
"alright! Eugene!" Mickey cheered out loud to him.
"go get 'em, Eugene!" Mushu said to him as everybody kept cheering wildly and Meg stood there. Eugene kept growling a bit just as the elevator doors closed. just then, he began sobbing and wailing while knowing that he was gonna be in super big trouble.
here's where Eugene and Genie once again meet 1 another.
Chapter 7: Genie's secretDuring the evening time, 2 immortals named Budar and Beton were walking around the city town, looking for Genie. "Genie!" Budar called out loud to him. "where the heck is he? Genie!"
Beton smacked Budar right on the back of his head. "hey. what are you doing? there's an immortal slayer out there. you wanna be next?"
"oh yeah." Budar began whispering a bit loudly. "Genie!" Beton rolled his eyes just as he and Budar continued looking for Genie.. meanwhile, Eugene was hiding in the super tall flowers when the immortals walked right by. Eugene sighed heavily in relief. "that was close."
"super close." a peculiar voice said to him. Eugene looked right up, super slowly and he saw that Genie was right behind him, looking way down. "don't panic." Genie said to him as Eugene smiled a bit and he was about to scream in fear. but Genie covered his mouth and he began hanging right on to him. "quiet. we're safe."
"oh no. not you again." Eugene said to him while getting outta Genie's grasp.
"yeah." Genie said to him 'til he screamed in fear and he hung right on to Eugene. "aaaah! what was that?!"
"hey. what is with you, dude?" Eugene asked him while getting outta the immortal's grasp again.
Genie shushed him. "he could be anywhere."
"who?" Eugene asked him.
"the immortal slayer." Genie replied to him.
Eugene got right outta Genie's grasp. "there's no immortal slayer out here."
Genie chuckled a bit. "yes. there is."
Eugene mimicked Genie's chuckle. "no. there is not. trust me on this 1."
"get a hold of yourself, man!" Genie exclaimed to him. "this is no time to act crazy!"
"no. you're the 1 who's acting crazy, crazy!" Eugene exclaimed back to him.
Genie sighed heavily. "you're right. you're right. I'm sorry. I haven't been myself since the uh…the uh…don't cry." Genie fell on the grass, crying a bit. he would never forget that incident when Jafar was killed off and he never came back home at all.
"no. no. it's not all that. just relax." Eugene went right up to Genie.
"it's my fault. kinda. not really. but still." Genie said to himself. "my brother-"
"you just need a little more time, dude." Eugene said to him. "look. things will work out."
"you think?" Genie asked him while calming himself down a bit.
"yeah." Eugene nodded his head. "so look. I'm gonna take off. and you can just go home. okay?"
"okay." Eugene nodded his head in agreement.
"hey. good luck." Eugene began leaving. but Genie grabbed him. "wait. I didn't catch your name."
"Eugene." Eugene introduced him while trying to get outta Genie's grasp again.
"I'm Genie. hi." Genie waved to him. "wait. where do you live?"
Eugene got right outta the immortal's grasp. "Genie? where I come from, people and critters don't like being grabbed by immortals."
"sorry 'bout that." Genie apologized to him.
"now go home." Eugene said to him.
"there is no home for me anymore." Genie said to him while he was still hanging right on to Eugene. "don't you understand?"
"you're too big to be grabbing on me like that." Eugene said to him.
"take me home with you." Genie said to him while letting go of Eugene. "you won't even notice I'm there. I'm like the invisible immortal." he covered his eyes for a bit. while he uncovered his eyes. then he was staring right at Eugene who stared right at him.
"are you crazy?" Eugene asked silently to him.
"please! I'm begging you!" Genie said to him while sobbing a bit and begging at the exact same time. "don't leave me alone!"
"hey. put your hands on the wall where I can see them!" a certain young fawn exclaimed to them by the wall. Eugene and Genie hid right by the wall, flat. Eugene shushed Genie and he began looking 'til he saw Bambi, Thumper and Flower.
"got ya!" Bambi said to them.
Eugene sighed heavily. "hey. the shorties."
"Eugene!" the 3 little forest critters cheered out loud.
"what are you all doing here?" Eugene asked them.
"check out my mad burner." Thumper said to them.
"whoop, there it is." Bambi and Flower said to them. Eugene saw the picture painting of him riding around on an immortal.
"hope you like it." Flower said to them.
"wow. you boys got some skills." Eugene said to them super impressed.
"it's wild style, dude." Bambi said to him.
"hey. what did I tell you?" Eugene asked them while staring right at them. "you boys shouldn't be doing this. and besides, it's not safe for you to be out here at night." Eugene lightly pushed the 3 little forest critters.
"it is now, Eugene. you're the immortal slayer." Thumper said to him.
"immortal slayer?" Genie whispered to himself a bit confused that Eugene was an immortal slayer.
"what was that?" Flower asked them.
Eugene coughed a bit while covering Genie. "sometimes I would be coughing up for nothing. look. I need you off these streets. seriously. get your behinds home. I'll tell your guardians that you're all doing bad stuff." Eugene watched the 3 little forest critters leave.
"bye, Eugene!" Bambi called out to him while leaving with Thumper and Flower. Eugene walked right back to the other corner where Genie listened to the entire thing. "Genie. did you see what just happened there?"
"I know. they think you're the immortal slayer." Genie began laughing a bit. "as if."
Eugene frowned a bit. "I don't appreciate your funky tone, actually." he began leaving.
Genie followed him. "no wait up. I'm sorry. seriously. I don't want you mad at me. and I certainly don't want you to…" he snickered a bit. "…slay me." the immortal began laughing his head off.
"you having a good time?" Eugene asked him. while Genie continued laughing his head off. "you enjoying yourself? well. for your information, I am the immortal slayer. Eugene the immortal slayer. that's what people and critters will be saying." Eugene kept bowing while imagining that the other people and critters continued cheering wildly. Genie. stopped laughing a bit when he heard exactly what Eugene just said to him.
"wait…you mean you…" Genie said to him.
"yeah." Eugene said to him.
"when the tree branch-" Genie gasped in shock and alarm. "oh. you're a liar."
"hey. I didn't lie, alright?" Eugene said to him. but Genie looked right at him sternly. "alright. I lied. but it was a little lie. come on. who's it gonna hurt anyway? man. I'm not explaining myself to you. you're on your own." Eugene walked right off.
"no problem." Genie followed him around. "and if, God forbid, someone should, I don't know find out the truth about the immortal slayer on my way back."
"you wouldn't." Eugene knew that Genie would tell everybody the truth.
"oh. I would." Genie smirked a bit. Eugene didn't wanna be the laughing stock in the city town and be a nobody again. Eugene sighed heavily and smiled a bit while petting Genie's head. "come here. of course you can come with me. but you know, you're an immortal, right?" Eugene entered the hole to the sewers. "and I'm an immortal slayer. so we can't be seen together. got it?"
"got it." Genie understood and he followed Eugene right over to the city town. later on, Eugene opened the sewer lid on the road, checking to see if everybody was out there. but there were no signs of him or her. "okay, Genie. follow my every move and don't make a sound."
"you got it." Genie understood just as he heard his echo. "oh. an echo. echo." Genie chuckled a bit when he heard more of his echoes. "now batting for the Seagoville Immortals-" Eugene smacked him right on the back of his head. "ow. it's not okay to hit."
Eugene removed the lid and he climbed right up on the road. Genie began climbing right up. but without warning, he was stuck due to his super big body. Eugene grabbed his hands and he pulled him right out. but suddenly, they heard speaking. Eugene pulled Genie right outta the sewers and he took cover right by the building. Eugene saw Ronnie Anne and Sid walking by. Eugene watched them walking by and he signaled Genie to follow him. Eugene began doing some martial arts moves right towards the mailbox and he went right towards the garage by the Dog Wash. Eugene pushed the button to open the door for Genie. the young man signaled for him to come on.
Genie smiled a bit and began following Eugene's moves. but without warning, he began tumbling right towards trash cans and mailboxes, making all sorts of loud noises. Genie crashed right into the dumpster and he entered the garage. Eugene cringed a bit and got a bit annoyed. "get yourself in here."
"do you think anybody heard that?" Genie asked him when he hit his head on the door and he came right inside. Eugene groaned a bit. but he hoped nobody woke up from their beauty sleep.
"who was that?" Iago opened the door to the dumpster. "hey. who's out there?"
"hey. Iago." Eugene greeted him.
The red parrot smiled at him. "hey. I thought I heard something. did you get that immortal?"
"you have no idea, Iago." Eugene replied to him.
"that's great." Iago said to him. "well. I gotta go. my show's on." Iago closed the door and he began watching television. Eugene heard him laughing right inside the dumpster and he came right inside the garage, closing the door. "alright. we're safe. for now."
"wow. hey. a bed." Genie went right on the bed, relaxing himself. "that's heaven. yeah. snuggly, buggly, wuggly." Genie snuggled up with Eugene while giving him a noogie. "I love you, man."
"whoa. hold up. stop it." Eugene got right outta his grasp. "you wanna be friends? fine. but we gotta lay down some rules. rule number 1: no snuggly, buggly…whatever that just was."
"you got it. anything else?" Genie asked him.
"rule number 2: and this is the most important rule. in the event that possibly you get hungry-" Eugene explained to him.
"don't worry. I'm not gonna eat anybody." Genie began explaining to him with a super upset look. "in case you haven't noticed, I'm different from the other immortals. let's put it that way, leave it that way. goodnight." Genie was terribly upset 'cause he couldn't eat anybody like Eugene.
"define 'different.'" Eugene said to him.
"you'll laugh." Genie turned right over to the other side.
"I'm not gonna laugh." Eugene said to him.
"that's what you say. and then what happens later? you laugh." Genie said to him.
"Genie. I give you my word." Eugene held his right hand while promising that he won't laugh his head off.
Genie sighed heavily and she at right on the bed. "okay. I will tell you. I'm…I'm a vegetarian." he covered his head with a pillow while ignoring the laughter from Eugene. he stared right at him that Eugene didn't laugh his head off.
Eugene, on the other hand, tried super hard not to laugh. "hold up." he took 1 deep breath. "so that's it?" he tried super hard to hold in his laugh.
"what do you mean that's it?" Genie asked him while getting up. "you're the first man I ever told. I'm so tired of keeping it a secret. and my uncle. he'll never accept me for who I am. what's wrong with me?" Genie began crying a bit.
"nothing's wrong with you, dude." Eugene said to him while walking right next to the nightstand. "I think all immortals should be like you."
"god, that's sweet of you to say." Genie. said to him.
"and stop blaming yourself for what happened." Eugene said to him.
"really?" Genie asked him.
"if you wanna blame anybody, blame me." Eugene said to him while getting up. "if I hadn't been there in the first place, none of this would've happened." he walked away from him.
"jeez. if Uncle Hades knew that, he'd ice you for sure." Genie said to him. Eugene stopped and he turned himself around. "what's he? the godbrother or something?"
"yeah." Genie replied to him.
"what do you mean yeah?" Eugene asked him.
"yeah. he is." Genie answered him. Eugene's eyes and ears twitched and he gulped nervously in fear. "hey. are you alright?" Genie asked him. but Eugene didn't answer him. he was now terrified that if Hades had found out, he was 1 doomed man.
it can't get much worse for Eugene. can it?
Chapter 8: The planback at Eugene's apartment, Tulio and Miguel were playing a video game when they saw Eugene being chomped by an immortal in the game. they're the only ones who were in while everybody left to get their beauty sleep. "I told you, Miguel!" Tulio snapped at him.
"I'm doing it, Tulio!" Miguel snapped back at him.
"x, circle, x, x, double left square, right trigger, down, square, square." Tulio explained to him while helping him out.
"double square. got it!" Miguel continued playing while Mushu was on his smartphone with an angry and upset look on his face. "oh yeah? well I got news for you. the immortal slayer made me his manager. so I'm now what I like to call, untouchable. you hear me?"
"Mushu!" Eugene entered the living room while panicking.
"hey, Eugene." Tulio and Miguel greeted him while they were still playing the game. Eugene saw himself being chomped again. "oh. hey, Mushu."
"hey. here he is. my brother, my player, the immortal slayer." Mushu said to him while on his smartphone. "now you'll have to pay me protection."
"Mushu! the deal is off!" Eugene explained to him. "that immortal I killed was Hades's nephew!"
"I know. isn't it great?" Mushu asked him while grinning a bit.
"not if he finds out." Eugene replied to him still terrified and tense.
"what do you mean?" Mushu asked him. "he's on the phone right now." Eugene gasped in fear that Hades had found out already. "that's right, Hades. I got the immortal slayer right here in front of me." Eugene told him to shut the crap up. but Mushu nodded his head and he gave him 1 thumb up. "and he's gonna slay you and all your immortals!"
"Mushu! shut up! shut up!" Eugene snapped at him.
"hey. that's good. I like that." Mushu smiled at him while thinking that Eugene was telling Hades to shut the crap up. "shut up, Hades! shut up!" Eugene sighed heavily that he was in super big trouble. "what? dude. he wants to talk to you."
"no. I'm not here." Eugene backed away.
"yeah. he's right here." Mushu handed Eugene the smartphone.
Eugene took the smartphone. "hello?" he said to him gently.
"shut up?! Shut up?!" Hades snapped to him on the other line. "you don't tell me shut up! I tell you shut up!" right before Hades finished, he heard a beep on the other line. "hello?"
"hey. how you doing?" Lord Ralphscoe asked him. "let me have a pie with everything on it. green peppers, meatballs, mushrooms…"
"Lord Ralphscoe!" Hades snapped at him.
"oh. hi, boss. what are you doing working in a pizza joint?" Lord Ralphscoe asked him.
"GET OFF THE PHONE!" Hades exclaimed to him.
"but I'm hungry." Lord Ralphscoe said to him just as he hung up.
Hades sighed heavily and he continued where he left off. "my guys are coming for you, immortal slayer. they're gonna tear you arm from arm!" Hades hung up the wireless telephone angered. Eugene slumped right on the sofa knowing that he was done for.
"come on. who's your puff daddy?" Mushu asked him while holding the smartphone. "who takes care of you? okay, boys. game's over. time to get busy." Mushu turned off the game.
"aw. come on. I was winning." Miguel said to him.
Tulio sighed heavily just as he saw 2 scraps on the floor. "Miguel. weren't you suppose to pick those up from the house party?" Tulio began picking them up.
Miguel stopped him. "hold it right there, Tulio. those 2 are mine."
"wait. what?" Tulio asked him.
"that's Ernie and that's Bert. Ernie's super sloppy and Bert's the super clean and tidy 1. but get them together as always and….hang on to your sides." Miguel explained to him.
Tulio picked up the scraps and he smirked a bit. "nice meeting you both." he crumbled both of them up.
Miguel gasped in shock, "aaaaaaah! you murderer!" he began chasing Tulio around, super ticked. but Mushu grabbed them both, leaving.
"Mushu! you got it all wrong!" Eugene followed him around.
"they'll write songs about you." Mushu said to him as the elevator doors closed.
"Mushu! come on!" Eugene pushed the button repeatedly.
"maybe I can help." he turned himself around and he saw Meg sitting right on the sofa. Eugene smiled a bit. "hey, Meg. what are you doing here? you just seem to be popping up sometimes places."
"well? you said to wait. so…" Meg clapped when the fancy music played in the background and the lights dimmed. "…I been waiting."
Eugene laughed nervously just as the doors opened. "look. I don't have a lot of time for the hand-clappy making-lights-go-off music-playing-in-the-dark thing."
"what are you afraid of?" Meg asked him.
"afraid?" Eugene laughed a bit. "yeah. that's funny. I'm not afraid of anything. it's just…ohhh…" he relaxed himself when Meg began massaging his shoulders.
"oh, baby. you're so tense." Meg said to him as she continued massaging the young man's shoulders.
"yeah. I been stressed lately. you know. protecting the city town." Eugene said to her while stretching a bit. "I do that myself. you know. it's just crazy."
"it's too much. it's piling up." Meg said to him.
"yeah. you know. 1 thing on top of the other." Eugene said to her. "actually. I was thinking about retiring."
Meg slammed Eugene right against the super big lava lamp. "you don't wanna do that."
"I don't?" Eugene asked her.
"you have worked your way to the top." Meg explained to him. "you don't wanna go back to the bottom. do you?"
"no." Tommy replied to her. "no way."
"you just show them whose boss. and those immortals will leave you alone." Meg said to him.
"yeah. you're right." Eugene said to her as he began thinking about where Genie was located. "Genie." Eugene left the apartment, leaving Meg smiling. later on, he went right back to the garage to speak with Genie. he had a plan so that the other immortals wouldn't bother him again. he opened the door and he looked for Genie. "Genie. where are you?" all of a sudden, Eugene jumped nervously when he saw Rapunzel staring right at him.
"hello, Eugene." Rapunzel greeted him.
"Rapunzel? what are you doing here?" Eugene asked her
."What? did you forget something?" Rapunzel asked him as Eugene looked around. "well? maybe you forgot…" she slammed the door, angrily. "…your immortal!"
Genie was drinking orange soda when he saw Eugene. "Hi."
"uh…immortal! run, Rapunzel! I'll cover you!" Eugene protected Rapunzel. "quick! before it's too late! go on without me!"
"oh stop it." Rapunzel turned on the light, still angry and upset about it. "your pet immortal here told me everything."
"dang, Genie. why would you do that?" Eugene asked him a bit upset.
"I don't know. I like her." Genie replied to him.
"thank you. I like you too." Rapunzel smiled at him. but it didn't last long enough when she got angry and upset with Eugene. "what were you thinking? bringing him in here?"
"no. I'm still working out the kinks." Eugene replied to her.
"kinks? you lied!" Rapunzel snapped at him. "everybody thinks you slayed the immortal!"
"who am I to tell them they're wrong?" Eugene asked her.
"how could you lie to me, Eugene?! me!" Rapunzel snapped at him.
"don't take it personally." Eugene said to her. "come on. I lied to everybody." Rapunzel looked a bit hurt that he, not only that he fibbed in front of her. but he also fibbed in front of everybody. "alright. look. I'm sorry. I totally betrayed you. but listen. I got a little problem I gotta take care of."
"and what's that?" Rapunzel asked him a bit upset.
"immortals are coming to get me!" Eugene replied to her while terrified.
"and they should." Rapunzel said to him. "I mean what do you expect? you take credit for killing an immortal? and then everything would be fine and dandy for the rest of your life?"
"uh…yeah." Eugene answered her. "but. hey. don't you worry about it. me and Genie got it. we're gonna fix it."
"whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't want any part of this." Genie said to him.
"too late now, veggie-boy. they're looking for you too." Eugene said to him.
"point taken. so what's the plan?" Genie asked him.
"this is what we're gonna do." Eugene began his plan.
"here's the plan. you tell the truth. and you, go home." Rapunzel said to them. Genie and Eugene looked right at her and at 1 another 'til they began laughing a bit. Eugene continued just as he held the brush full of black paint. "alright. look. this is what we're gonna do. we're gonna paint you up all dark. a mess. right? then you're gonna race out and meet the immortals before they get here. and you're gonna say 'stop. don't y'all. don't go no farther! that immortal slayer's crazy, man! he beat me senseless. he's a stone-cold killer, man!' then you could tell them I'm huge. tell them I'm handsome. throw that in. say I'm buff."
Rapunzel rolled her eyes at what Eugene was saying. "you're going way too far, Eugene."
"actually. he hasn't gone far enough." Genie said to her while looking right out the window.
"exactly. what?" Eugene asked him.
"you need to slay an immortal. and I need to disappear. so here's what we're gonna do." Genie said to him as Eugene began listening for what Genie's plan was.
stay tuned for the first battle fight.
Chapter 9: The pretend battle fightback in the city town, Ariel was on camera. but she looked a bit terrified. "this is Ariel, reporting live. we just received reports of a-"
"immortal!" Daffy exclaimed out loud as he and the others ran around right past her, screaming in fear. Genie stormed around in the city town just as everybody continued screaming in fear and running around and taking cover. he pretended that he was gonna attack everybody. which was a part of the plan from last evening.
"look! it's the immortal slayer!" Ariel exclaimed to them as the camera operating man used the filming camera, seeing Eugene. Eugene stood right on top of the truck, wearing a blue cape. it was time to take on the immortal. Eugene turned himself around and posed as a brave young hero. but the breeze blew the cape, covering him. Eugene removed the cape and he chuckled a bit. he yelled out loud and he ran around while holding out his right fist just as Genie stomped right near the road and towards him, snarling a bit. they kept going right towards 1 another 'til Eugene punched Genie's left eye, sending him flying and crashing right through the billboard.
"holy mackerel! did we get that?" Ariel asked them.
at the Dog Wash, Rapunzel kept writing the papers just as Sonic was right by her desk seeing Eugene on television. "hey, Rapunzel. Eugene's on TV." Rapunzel turned herself around and she saw Eugene, showing off. she rolled her eyes and she continued her super hard work while the entire gang joined in while watching him. back in the city town, Genie and Eugene hid right by the wall just as Genie cringed a bit in pain, holding his left eye due to the punching.
"do you hear that, Genie?" Eugene asked him while hearing the wild cheers. "they are going crazy, dude. they love us."
"they love you. they hate me." Genie said to him. "can we switch sides? I can be the man slayer. they'll never see it coming."
"come on. you sell this. you'll never have to go home again." Eugene said to him. "you can start a new life. now give me a pure evil laugh."
"okay." Genie nodded his head in agreement. he began purring a bit just as Eugene sighed heavily. Genie cleared his throat and he began doing his pure evil laugh super loud and right near Eugene's face. that pure evil laugh got everybody's attention right by the building.
Genie had already quit doing his pure evil laugh. "like that?"
"that was…pretty good." Eugene replied to him. "let's go." they continued where they left off just as Eugene ran around and Genie stormed around, chasing him around, right past Ariel. at the Dog Wash, everybody continued watching the battle fight while Mushu was on his smartphone speaking with Hades.
"is that all? do you understand how huge my client is? turn on your TV." Mushu said to him.
back at the battle fight, Genie stopped closely right towards Eugene, transformed into a gator, resembling Louis and also grabbing him and putting him in his mouth to capture him.
"Genie! Genie! Genie!" Eugene exclaimed out loud as Genie got him right on time. everybody, including Rapunzel, gasped in shock and surprise right back at the Dog Wash.
"turn off your TV. turn off your TV." Mushu said to Hades on his smartphone. in the city town, everybody stared right at Genie. but they took cover super-fast when he turned himself around. Genie, on the other hand, began looking for Eugene.
"don't swallow." Eugene said to him still inside Genie's mouth.
"Eugene?" Genie asked him.
"no. it's Captain Hook. of course it's me!" Eugene snapped at him. "why did you do that?"
"I'm sorry." Genie apologized to him as he hung right onto his stomach, not feeling super good.
"no. 'sorry' is when you step on somebody's foot at the movie theater." Eugene explained to him. "'sorry' is when you say, 'when's the baby due?' and it turns out the person's just fat. this is as far away from 'sorry' as you could possibly get!"
"but…Eugene. I think I'm gonna puke." Genie said to him as he was about to spew him out.
"no, no. Genie. just open up nice and easy." Eugene said to him as Genie began opening his mouth nice and easy just as Eugene strained a bit. everybody, including Bambi, Thumper and Flower watched, hoping it was Eugene. all of a sudden, Eugene opened Genie's mouth just as everybody cheered wildly and they began flashing their cameras while Genie transformed back into his original self again.
"are you not entertained?" Eugene asked them. "you can't handle the truth! you had me at hello!"
Rapunzel looked a bit confused when she watched him on the television screen. she shook her head left and right while Mushu was on his smartphone. "turn you TV back on. what are you doing turning your TV off?"
Eugene began riding around on Genie like a brave, fearless and heroic knight in shining armor on a noble steed while everybody continued cheering wildly. meanwhile, Lord Ralphscoe and the immortals walked and stormed around right towards the city town by the order of Hades. Eugene began using Genie as a barrel just as Genie began getting motion sickness. Lord Ralphscoe and the immortals continued looking for Eugene to settle up a score with him.
"this city town is huge." Ralphscoe said to them. "how are we supposed to find the immortal slayer?" that's exactly when he and the immortals heard Genie wailing loudly far away just as he was thrown. he fell right on the bridge while Eugene flexed his muscles. but it didn't last long enough when he saw Lord Ralphscoe and the immortals. Lord Ralphscoe watched the young man, finding out if he was super good. Eugene knew this was the time for the grand finale. he pulled Genie's bottom torso just as Genie pretended to struggle in pain. "this is it, Genie. big finish. just like we practiced."
"the flying immortal?" Genie asked him while grinning a bit.
"the flying immortal." Eugene replied to him. he began picking Genie up. but he was too heavy. "a little help here, buddy boy?"
"sorry." Genie apologized to him as Eugene managed to lift him up and he spun him around for the finish. he grabbed his bottom torso and he spun him around super-fast 'til he threw him around. Genie screamed out loud just as he got thrown around. without warning, he smashed right into the screen of the building and he began falling right over to his near-death experience. he continued screaming out loud just as Eugene watched him.
"curse you, immortal slayer!" Genie wailed out loud while falling right into the deep dark pit. he continued falling all the way down 'til he came right over to the side and continued wailing loudly. he began wailing silently and he made some super loud crashing sounds.
back on top, Eugene sighed heavily and he came right on top of the truck just as the light bulbs popped right outta the screen due to the crash. "yeah. and you tell Hades that I don't ever, never, ever, never wanna see another immortal on this city town, again. ever!" Eugene snapped bravely to them as Lord Ralphscoe and the immortals retreated back to the mansion. "remember this name. Eugene the immortal slayer!"
back at the Dog Wash, the entire gang cheered wildly just as Mushu cheered wildly. "you see? you see?" at the bottom, Genie went right to the secret pit, finally finished with the job. back on top, everybody continued cheering wildly for Eugene's victory. Meg was in the crowd super proud that Eugene had won the battle fight. so she walked right towards him, about to do something. he continued showing off right in front of the camera just as she came right by. she grabbed Eugene, stunning him.
"whoa. hey. Meg…" Eugene was interrupted when Meg put her mouth right against his. back at the Dog Wash, Rapunzel smiled at Mushu. Mushu grinned a bit at her and he watched the television screen. but he stopped smiling a bit and everybody stopped cheering wildly. Rapunzel looked a bit confused and she watched the television screen. what she saw made her gasp in shock. she saw Eugene kissing Meg.
"seems the immortal slayer not only conquered a few immortals today, but maybe a few hearts?" Ariel asked them on the television screen. "has the city town's most eligible bachelor pad been snapped up? I'm Ariel, here live, watching the immortal slayer making out." Rapunzel felt her heart broken just as she left her desk. Mushu watched her leave, knowing that she was in love with Eugene the entire time. and it looked like Rapunzel's heart was now broken.
well. the super good news is that Genie's gonna begin a new entire life. the super bad news is that Rapunzel's now heartbroken 'cause Meg's kissing Eugene. things aren't going super good.
Chapter 10: Broken up with Megback at the Dog Wash, Rapunzel was reading the newspaper, staring right at the photo of Eugene, being kissed by Meg. she was angry and upset from what she just saw while Genie was right behind the curtain, about to dress up as something. "hey, Rapunzel. can you hand me the purple 1?" Genie asked her as she handed him the can of purple paint and she continued reading the newspaper. "thank you."
Eugene came right in, laughing his head off. "look who stepped in the room." the young man continued laughing his head off just as Rapunzel continued reading and not smiling at anything at all.
"yeah!" Genie laughed a bit.
"Eugene and Genie! what a team, baby! give me that! give me some 5!" Eugene said to him.
"high 5! low 5!" Genie high and low fived with Eugene.
"did you see me? I was like…" Eugene began making martial arts karate noises. "I was crazy."
"when you punched me, the crowd was…ahh!" Genie said to him.
"yeah. they ate it up." Eugene said to him "it was like a Eugene explosion."
"how good was I?" Genie asked him.
"oh. you were the bomb." Eugene replied to him.
"thank you." Genie bowed and smirked a bit. "and hey, hey, hey. Casanova." Rapunzel turned herself away angrily. "I was your big finish on the news. nice smooch, lover boy."
"whoa. ixnay on the isskay, dude." Eugene whispered to him. "that's private."
"private?!" Rapunzel asked him. "the entire city town saw you do it!" Eugene held her right hand. but she swiped her right hand away.
"hey. somebody's in a bad mood." Eugene joked a bit. "come on, Rapunzel. let me see that smile." he pressed his fingers right beside Rapunzel's mouth making her smile at everything.
"knock it off!" Rapunzel pushed his arms away.
"what's gotten into you?" Eugene asked her a bit confused.
"me?! I swear! sometimes I wanna take your big dumb dummy head and just…" Rapunzel punched her left hand super-fast.
"Rapunzel? what's your problem?" Eugene asked.
"problem? there's no problem. I don't have a problem." Rapunzel answered him. "Miss Perfect is the 1 with the problem."
"hey. you guys-" Genie said to them.
"what do you got against Meg?" Eugene asked her in concern.
"not my lips. that's for sure." Rapunzel said to him as Genie cringed a bit.
"what's going on?" Eugene asked her while not knowing what the young princess was talking about.
"I'm gonna stay outta this 1." Genie hid right behind the curtain.
"why would you even care about Meg anyway?" Eugene asked her a bit upset.
"I don't!" Rapunzel exclaimed to him.
"you don't?" Eugene asked her.
"no!"
"no what?"
"I don't know!"
"you wanna-" Genie began explaining to them.
"noooo!" Eugene and Rapunzel snapped at him making Genie back away.
"just tell me something, Eugene. 'cause I'm curious." Rapunzel said to him while walking away as Eugene listened to what she was saying to him. "why do you think she's interesting? huh? do you think for 1 minute that she would even be with you if you weren't the famous immortal slayer?"
"please. don't fight." Genie begged to them.
Rapunzel ignored the vegetarian immortal. "are you blind?"
"at least she treats me like I'm somebody!" Eugene said to her getting angry and upset.
"would she love you if you were a nobody?" Rapunzel asked him.
"nobody love a nobody!" Eugene snapped at her.
"I did!" Rapunzel confessed to him as she walked away. Eugene was super shocked from what she just said to him. he stared right at her, now found out that she had been in love with him this entire time. Rapunzel continued, depressingly, "before the money. and before the fame. before the lie. to me, you were a somebody, Eugene. now you're nothing. but a fake. a sham. a con. you're a joke." Eugene just stared at her, terribly upset since she admitted that she was in love with him.
"here I come." Genie opened the curtains, revealing his disguise. "ta-da! Barguff. the dog washing goblin- troll." Genie smiled at them. but his smiling face faded away when he saw Eugene and Rapunzel staring right at 1 another, terribly upset. Rapunzel sighed depressingly and she looked away.
"Rapunzel?" Eugene tried super hard to say something to her.
"just forget it! just go!" Rapunzel exclaimed to him. "'cause I'm tired of hearing how everything you had in your life wasn't good enough. including me." Eugene tried super hard to explain to her. but he was feeling defeated. he began leaving the garage, depressed, sorrowful and heartbroken. Rapunzel watched him leave and she began sobbing silently.
"Rapunzel?" Genie asked her.
"oh. I'm sorry." Rapunzel apologized to him. "go back and do it again."
Genie looked depressingly at her, knowing that she was crying a bit. he cleaned the tear drops away. "hey. come on. it'll be okay." Genie smiled a bit.
meanwhile, Eugene just closed the door of the garage and walked away from Dog Wash. he was still terribly upset that Rapunzel was in love with him all this time and he didn't even know that right after she confessed. he walked around in the city town, staring right at the billboards of his popularity. but he wasn't bright and cheerful.
"you can't handle the truth!" Eugene said to them in the video clip. "you got immortal breath!" Eugene sighed heavily and continued walking around. all he wanted was to become a somebody. but what about Rapunzel? he stared at another video of him drinking a Coca Cola. he walked away from the city town.
later on, he saw Bambi, Thumper and Flower playing around with the fire hydrant and cheering wildly for him and he saw Ms. Finster snapping at them telling them to go back home and get their beauty sleep. Eugene chuckled a bit just as he saw them messing around with Iago who just woke up. he chuckled a bit silently 'til he saw his new home which made him terribly upset.
at his penthouse, he entered the living room where Mushu and the others were dancing it off. but he wasn't in the mood. Eugene passed right by, not paying any attention. meanwhile, Meg, who sat right by Aurora, saw Eugene, going right over to the balcony. she looked a bit concerned.
Eugene went right outside and looked right at the viewing still not bright and cheerful.
"preparation E…slays hemorrhoids like Eugene slays immortals!" Clifford said to the viewers. "oh. hey, Eugene."
Eugene waved hello just as Clifford walked away. he sighed heavily while Meg stood right by the door. "Rapunzel is right. I am a joke."
Meg rolled her eyes. but she smiled at him. "hey, immortal slayer. why are you out here? all your friends are inside."
"not all my friends." Eugene said to her.
"you mean that princes at the Dog Wash?" Meg asked him while caressing his face. "forget about her. she's a nobody."
Eugene walked away. "no. I'm the nobody."
Meg chuckled a bit. "oh. let me guess. she told you that she loves you. is that it?" Meg laughed a bit as she took his right hand. "it's not like you feel the same way about her." she continued laughing a bit. what Meg said to him was true. Eugene did feel the exact same way about Rapunzel. so he smiled at her.
"you know what? I don't think it's going to work out." Eugene backed away.
"wait. are you dumping me?" Meg asked him. Eugene sighed heavily and he nodded his head. but he yelped a bit when he saw Meg getting ticked off. "let me explain something to you."
back inside, Mushu continued dancing it off with a female dragon who was just like him. 'til he and the others stopped and they saw Meg throwing Eugene right against the glass door a couple of times and the door didn't even break.
"young love." Mushu laughed a bit along with the others. Meg threw Eugene right against the wall 1 more time and she walked away, leaving him who slid right down on the glass door.
well. too bad for Meg anyhow.
Chapter 11: Rapunzel taken awayduring the morning time, Eugene had just bought balloons and a box of chocolate hearts. this was his chance that he was gonna tell Rapunzel that he really loved her. he ran around right towards the Dog Wash while Genie who was disguised as Barguff, was working 'til he saw him. "hey, Eugene."
"I can't talk. I gotta find Rapunzel." Eugene said to him. "I gotta tell her…I love her." Bowser Jr. grinned a bit and followed the young boy just as everybody cheered wildly.
"way to go, Eugene!" Sonic cheered out loud to him. at the office, Tulio and Miguel were now in charge of answering the wireless phone. but they weren't doing so well.
"hello. Dog Wash." Miguel said to them.
Tulio grabbed the wireless telephone. "give me the phone, Miguel! we get a dragon of a wash."
"give me the phone!" Miguel grabbed the wireless telephone. "and the price is…very, very low. considering good washes."
"how many times do I have to tell you?" Mushu asked them. "it's 'gosh!' you get a dog of a wash and price oh my gosh!"
Mushu answered the wireless telephone. "Dog Wash."
"rhymes with gosh." Miguel said to them as they laughed a bit.
Mushu groaned a bit in annoyance. "give me that! get outta here! both of you! go be useless somewhere else!"
"Mushu? where's Rapunzel?" Eugene asked him.
"you tell me." Mushu said to him as he answered the wireless telephone. "Dog Wash. you get a dog of a…oh…it's for you." he handed Eugene the wireless telephone.
Eugene handed the stuff right over to Genie/Barguff and he answered the wireless telephone. "hello?"
"is this the immortal slayer?" somebody asked him.
"yes. it is." Tommy answered him.
"it's Lord Ralphscoe….I mean, forget about it." Lord Ralphscoe said to him. "now you follow these instructions to a lot of lies. okay? file cabinet, top door. there's a package. get it." Eugene did what Lord Ralphscoe just said. he opened the package 'til he saw what was inside of it. it was Rapunzel's necklace.
"that's right, tough guy. we got your girl." Lord Ralphscoe continued. "now there's gonna be a sit down in 1 hour."
"who is it?" Genie/Barguff asked him as Eugene shushed him.
"be there. if you don't wanna see her sleeping with the humans and critters. the dead ones." Lord Ralphscoe said to him. "now nod your head that you understand." Eugene nodded his head. "now tell me if you nodded."
"I nodded." Eugene said to him as he hung up the wireless telephone worried and concerned. "they got Rapunzel and they want a sit down. I never meant for anybody to get hurt. especially not Rapunzel. this is all my fault."
"that's a classic move. I saw her a hundred times." Mushu said to him.
"they take the thing you love the most and then they use it against you." Genie/Barguff said to him as Eugene had no other choice. he was gonna rescue her. "look. we gotta go to that sit down and we gotta save her."
"whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. look. I wanna save Rapunzel too. but I can't just waltz in there and say 'Hi, Uncle Hades. I'm a goblin-troll'." Genie/Barguff said to him.
"Genie?" Mushu asked him.
"and my friend the immortal slayer is a fake." Genie/Barguff continued.
"Fake?!" Mushu exclaimed in shock.
"come on. we're gonna need a better plan than that." Genie/Barguff finished.
Mushu laughed a bit. "this is a joke. right? 'cause you know. I told Hades-" Mushu stopped and he remembered what he said to Hades back then.
flashback Sequence….
"shut up, Hades! shut up!" Mushu exclaimed to him as Hades growled angrily on the wireless telephone.
end of flashback sequence…..
Mushu panicked in fear now knowing that he was 1 doomed dragon. "tell me you didn't make it up, dude! tell me that's not Genie! tell me that you're a real immortal slayer! please!"
"I'm sorry, Mushu. I'm not." Eugene sighed heavily but his face brightened up a bit. "but the immortals don't know that." since Mushu now knew that Eugene wasn't the immortal slayer, the immortals and Hades didn't even know that either. Eugene was still gonna rescue Rapunzel no matter what happens.
oh boy. Eugene's gonna see face to face with Hades.
Chapter 12: The sit-down showdownback at the mansion, all of the immortals were sitting right at the dining table for the meeting. but however, they were still terrified 'cause Eugene was right at the end of the dining table along with Genie, disguised as Barguff and Mushu. both Eugene and Genie gulped nervously while Mushu was breathing repeatedly in stress 'cause if the immortals and Hades had found out that Eugene wasn't the immortal slayer, they're skins and furs will be barbecued. they all sat there not saying 1 single word just as the immortals still stared right at him. the young man was about to pick up a mug. but he saw that the immortals moved away in fear, thinking that he was about to strike at them. Eugene smirked a bit seeing that the immortals were super terrified. he decided to have a little bit of fun and excitement by pretending to be terrifying. so he let out a tough growl at them, terrifying them just as 1 immortal fainted a bit. he chuckled a bit just as Mushu stared right at him.
"will you stop clownin' around?" Mushu asked him. "this will never work! we're dead! we're dead!"
Eugene shushed the red wingless dragon. "thank you, Mushu. thank you." he spoke to the immortals. "and my man, Mushu, has just begged me not to murder-lise all of you up in here. now I might listen to him. but then again, I might not. and that depends on the individual behavior of all the individuals in here. individually. isn't that right?" Genie nodded with 1 single grunt.
"look. he's got goblin-troll muscle." Beton whispered to Dr. Eggman.
"the Jabberwocky got beaten up by an ogre." Dr. Eggman whispered back to him.
"now. which 1 of you immortals called this meeting?" Eugene asked them as Hades walked right in there.
"that would be me." Hades slammed the door making Eugene and the group jump nervously in fear. Genie covered his face so that Hades wouldn't notice him.
Hades walked frontwards just as he took 1 single look at Eugene. "so. this is the immortal slayer. I been looking forward to meeting you. I feel like we're practically family. you know that? funny. isn't it? I brought my nephews to this world. full of love and care. and you took 1 out. you know who I am? do you know who I am? I'm the dark immortal. the boss of the immortals."
"hey, boss. I saved you a seat." Lord Ralphscoe offered Hades 1 of the dining chairs.
Hades sighed heavily and took his seat. "I been running this city town since before you were born. and if you thought a guy like me can't take a guy like you. well guess what?" he signaled the butler to bring the tray right over to the table. "you thought wrong." he grinned evilly when he removed the lid, revealing Rapunzel who was tied up and gagged. she looked around 'til she saw Eugene. but she stared right at him.
Eugene scoffed a bit. "man. you're the 1 who's wrong. I barely even know that girl. what's your name, miss?" Rapunzel was outraged that she was being ignored.
"oh yeah? well I say he's bluffing." Meg came right out with her arms crossed. all of the other immortals were in love with her. especially Chernanbog.
"how are you doing, baby cakes?" Chernanbog winked at her while making Meg roll her eyes in annoyance.
Eugene stared angrily at her. "Meg. we meet again."
"you know, immortal slayer. there's only 1 thing I like better than money. revenge." Meg said to him while wanting revenge for being dumped and ignored.
"I'm in love." Budar smiled a bit.
"your immortal slaying days are over. and there's nothing you can do about it." Hade smirked a bit. but all of a sudden, Eugene began laughing a bit making Hades a bit confused. he continued laughing a bit just as Genie and Mushu joined in with him. especially Lord Ralphscoe as well too.
"What's so funny?" Hades growled a bit making Daggett stop.
"you got nothing. nothing. Barguff. take her out." Eugene ordered him. and Genie went right towards Hades in his gator form and he chomped Rapunzel right in his mouth and he went right back to Eugene. Hades and the other immortals stared with wide eyes when Eugene began dancing it off right on the dining table for his victory.
"okay. new rules. nobody. I repeat. nobody makes a move without my okay." Eugene announced to them as he picked up a spoon. "I am the Panama Canal, baby. from now on, everything flows to me." he placed the spoon right on top of Dr. Eggman's head.
"what'd he do? I can't see it!" Dr. Eggman panicked in fear.
"you don't lose a tooth. you don't grow 1 back without my okay. okay?" Eugene snapped at Beton.
"okay." Beton nodded his head as Budar sneezed a bit.
"if you sneeze, you don't wipe that boogie without my okay. okay?" Eugene asked him.
"okay." Budar whimpered nervously in fear.
"and you don't say 'okay' without my okay. okay?" Eugene asked them.
Mushu noticed that Genie, in his gator form, was holding his mouth meaning 1 single thing. "okay. thank you all for comin'. we gotta go."
"1 more thing. what's with all of you loving in the love mansion?" Eugene asked them.
"Eugene." Mushu called out to him as he saw Genie, in his gator form, gagging a bit 'cause Rapunzel was still in his mouth.
"you were all supposed to be the mob. get yourselves a real hideout." Eugene continued.
"Eugene." Genie gagged a bit once more.
Eugene ignored them and he looked right at Hades. "and take a good look, Hades. it's over. you're old school."
"Eugene!" Mushu exclaimed to him.
"what?" Eugene asked them as without warning, Genie, in his gator form, spewed out Rapunzel and the other things that he ate besides people and critters.
"the horror! the horror!" Genie exclaimed out loud while transforming back into his original self again as Eugene chuckled nervously. "uh…excuse me." he went right back to Rapunzel. "Rapunzel? are you okay?"
"no. I am not okay!" Rapunzel snapped at him. "he ate me!"
"I couldn't take it. the taste was killing me." Genie said to himself.
Hades gasped in surprise when he had heard Genie's voice. "Genie?" Genie gasped in shock and surprise and he sighed depressingly just as Hades walked right up to him. "is that you? you're alive?" Hades snuggled up with him. "I thought I lost you. what are you wearing? what is that?" he asked him while seeing what Genie was dressed up as. Genie sighed depressingly that he had been discovered and he began removing his disguised outfit. the other immortals gasped in surprise and amazement that Genie was in the meeting the entire time.
"hey, boss. it's Genie. he was wearing a disguise so we wouldn't recognize him. but now he's not wearing a disguise. so we do recognize him." Lord Ralphscoe explained to him while making Hades super annoyed.
"hi, Uncle Hades." Genie grinned nervously.
"are you kidding me? are you kidding me? are you outta your mind? do you have any idea how this looks?" Hades asked him knowing that his 1 and only nephew was in disguise.
"this is the best sit-down I ever been to." Dr. Eggman whispered to the other immortals.
"what are you doing with this guy? he took out your own flesh and blood. Jafar." Hades said to him.
"but, Uncle Hades. listen." Genie began explaining to him.
"but nothing. you never take sides against the family. ever." Hades said to him.
"hey. Hades sir. it's not his fault. this is between you and me." Eugene came right in so that things wouldn't get much worse than before.
"what did I ever do to you? you took Jafar away and you turned Genie into a goblin-troll." Hades said to him. "I'm gonna get you!" Eugene screamed in fear and began running around.
"Eugene! look out!" Rapunzel exclaimed to him.
"Eugene! run! run for your life!" Genie opened the door and Eugene ran right out. he jumped right out the window and Hades got his head right through the window. he snarled in anger and revenge while Eugene panted in fear.
"you're gonna regret the day you became the immortal slayer!" Hades snapped angrily.
"well, well, well. look who's stuck een de weendow." Sebastian came right out while smirking a bit. "you steell hungry, beeg guy? well. say hello to my leettle friends." all of the cartoon animated hermit crabs came right out and they began attacking Hades's face. Sebastian laughed a bit that he got his revenge back then. Eugene smiled a bit and he ran right off to get away from Hades.
Hades was now outraged that he broke free right through the part of the mansion and he got the cartoon animated hermit crabs right off him. he saw Eugene running around and he took off after him. he wouldn't stop at nothing to get his revenge and avenge his 2 nephews.
holy crap. Hades has gone completely dark and crazy. and he's gonna kill Eugene off. will he ever be stopped?
Chapter 13: Eugene tells the truthTulio and Miguel were seen at the wireless telephone trying to get the saying right.
"try it again." Tulio said to him.
"Dog Wash." Miguel began. "you get a dog of a wash and the price..." but then he stopped short when he saw Hades coming right towards the wash and he screamed out loud. "oh my gosh!"
"hey! you got it right!" Tulio said to him right before he turned himself around and saw what they were speaking about and they screamed out loud in fear.
"everybody outta the way!" Eugene screamed out loud to some workers who didn't need another invite and he moved the immortals. Eugene ducked right under some machinery trying to avoid Hades swiping his right hand at him. "okay, Hades." Eugene said to him as he ran away. "it's time to clean up your act."
"Uncle Hades!" Genie yelled out to him. "leave him alone!"
Eugene got to the tower where Big usually worked and he activated the bubbles. lots of bubbles showered everywhere making it super hard for Hades to see everything. Rapunzel who was standing right near the bubbles was trapped in a giant size 1 by accident. however, from Eugene's height, he could see the silhouette of an immortal. when the immortal got closer to a clasp, Eugene smashed the button for it to go right down and the clasp held the immortal.
Eugene, thinking that he got Hades, got right outta the tower and he went right over the clasp just as he said to him, "alright, Hades! game's over!"
however, Hades wasn't in there. but it was Genie instead.
"Genie?" Eugene asked him in confusion. "what are you doing in there?"
"sorry." Genie apologized to him.
"where's Hades?" Eugene asked himself. however, just as he asked that, Hades suddenly popped right up behind him, grinning evilly. Eugene blinked his eyes, seeming to realize it and said to himself, "he's right behind me. isn't he?"
"you're mine now." Hades said to him as Eugene turned around nervously in fear.
he screamed out loud just as he dodged Hades and the chase continued 'til he climbed right up to the tower.
"let's finish this, immortal slayer." Hades said to him as Eugene continued luring him to another clasp.
"oh. we're about to." Eugene said to him as he pushed the emergency button and the clasp grabbed Hades.
A toothbrush came right out and it brushed Hades's teeth and it sprayed water right in his mouth which he spitted out and Big walked right over and he put an air freshener right on Hades's right ear.
"thank you for coming to Dog Wash." Big said to him.
"okay." Rapunzel said to them, still trapped in the bubble, hovering right over Eugene. "somebody needs to get me outta the bubble. today."
Eugene popped the bubble and he held Rapunzel, brave, fearless and heroic knight in shining armor and martial arts warrior princess style.
they stared at 1 another 'til Ariel pushed her outta the way and she said to them, "the immortal slayer does it again. this time, luring 2 immortals into his death trap of hygiene. Eugene, you're the somebody everybody wants to be. the top of the food chain. tell our covers how it feels to be you."
Rapunzel sighed depressingly right before she turned back and she walked away which Eugene noticed just as he yelled out, "Rapunzel!"
"Eugene." Genie said to him while struggling to get right outta the clasp. "get me outta here. quick. I need a head start to get as far away as possible."
"look what you did to him." Hades said to him angrily.
"this is a misunderstanding." Eugene began. but he was ignored by Rapunzel just as somebody yelled out, "Eugene! over here!"
everybody continued chanting out loud, "immortal slayer! immortal slayer!"
finally, Eugene couldn't take it any longer. "stop! I AM NOT A REAL IMMORTAL SLAYER!" everybody gasped in shock just as he also said to them, "I lied."
"what?" Hades asked him in confusion.
Iago popped right up and yelled out just as he began sobbing a bit, "and I'm not a real financial advisor!"
"okay." Eugene said to them right before he continued, "it was a tree branch that killed Jafar. I didn't have anything to do with it and neither did Genie."
"well? if that was true," Hades said confused to Genie. "then why did you run away?"
"because you wanted me to be like Jafar." Genie said to him. "I'll never be the immortal you wanted me to be."
"what is your problem?" Eugene asked him. "so? your son likes vegetables and fruits. so? his best friend's a young human man. so he likes to dress like a goblin-troll. so what? everybody loves him just the way he is. why can't you? don't make the same mistake that I did. I didn't know what I had. until I lost it."
Hades then sighed heavily just as he said to him, "will you get me outta this? so I can hug my nephew and tell him I'm sorry?"
Eugene nodded his head in agreement and he ran right up to the tower and he pushed the button and he ran right back door to the entire scene. the 2 immortals walked right up to 1 another.
"Uncle Hades." Genie said to him.
"come here, you." Hades said to him while embracing his nephew. "I love you, Genie. no matter what you eat or how you dress."
"Eugene?" Rapunzel said to him as Eugene walked right over to her smiling a bit.
"Rapunzel?" Eugene said to her. "Rapunzel. I wish I knew now what I know then. I mean, I wish I knew what I knew. I mean before this-"
"you're blowing it, dude!" Iago exclaimed to him.
"mind your business!" Eugene exclaimed back to him. "it's emotional and pressure." Eugene turned right back over to Rapunzel. "what I'm saying, I just, I didn't need the top of the city. everything I wanted was right there in front of me this whole time."
"but what about being a somebody?" Rapunzel asked him.
"I'm nobody without you." Eugene said to her.
Iago made some kissing noises 'til Tulio and Miguel hit him right on his head while Eugene said to him, "you're not helping."
"come here. you big dumb dummy head." Rapunzel said to him right before she embraced Eugene in which he returned.
"I never told you 2 this." Mushu said to Tulio and Miguel. "but you're the best henchmen a guy ever had. come here. group hug."
Tulio and Miguel went for the group hug when they accidentally injured Mushu. he pulled away and he began rubbing where he had been injured.
"sorry." Tulio apologized to him.
"come on, Mushu." Miguel said to him. "try again. don't fret."
"forget it. the moment's gone." Mushu said to them.
Eugene stopped embracing Rapunzel a bit and he turned right over to Hades and he said to him, "so, Hades. uh… we're cool? I mean like, the city town is safe? walk the street, you know, without...AAAH! you know."
"yeah. we're cool." Hades said to him as everybody cheered, knowing that they wouldn't have to deal with immortal trouble ever again.
"Eugene." Ariel said to him. "excuse me. you lost everything you lied so hard to achieve. tell me. what's next for you?"
Eugene smiled at her for 1 single minute.
here's the next chapter where Eugene, Rapunzel, Mushu and Genie begin working at the Dog Wash.
Chapter 14: Working at the Dog WashEugene was now in Mushu's office, putting up a photograph of the late King Edmund when Rapunzel came right inside.
"come on. everyone's waiting. Mr. Manager." Rapunzel smiled at him.
it turned out that Eugene just asked Mushu for a partnership. surprisingly, Mushu just agreed 'cause he was a super nice dragon.
"alright." Eugene said to her. "I just gotta put the finishing touch on my new desk." he said to the photograph, "love you, Dad."
he walked right out to where Mushu was and Mushu said to him, "hey, Eugene."
"Mushu." Eugene greeted with 1 single smirk on his face.
"alright, partner." Mushu said to him. "let's see what you can do."
they both walked right out and Eugene announced to everybody, "Mushu and Eugene's Dog Wash is now open for business."
"yo, Tulio, Miguel!" Eugene said to them as the 2 young men began joining in. "let's get this party bump-bump bumping!"
Everybody cheered right before he turned to Belle and Jasmine. "yo! Belle! Jasmine! how 'bout we have a little Eugene-licious fun."
Belle: "you're a short little caterpillar in 1 big catch."
Jasmine began singing to the tune of Car Wash.
Jasmine: You might not ever
get rich
but it sure beats
digging a ditch
Jasmine (continued): there ain't no telling
who you might meet
Eugene began doing some dance off moves right before he said to them, "don't try this at home."
a movie star
or maybe a jewelry thief
working at the Dog Wash
whoa, whoa
yeah, yeah
working at the Dog Wash
yeah
oh yeah
at the Dog Wash
sing it with me
Rapunzel was right at her desk when she heard Genie's voice. she looked right up to see a lot of immortals right behind him.
"hey, Rapunzel." Genie said to her. "sorry Uncle Hades and I are late. but we brought some new customers."
"hey. how you doing?" Lord Ralphscoe asked her.
"wow." Rapunzel said to them. "okay, guys. come on in."
Genie and the others went right inside and they began dancing it off.
this is no place to be
if you're planning on
being a star
let me tell you
it's always cool
and the boss don't mind
sometimes
if you're acting
like a fool
working at the Dog Wash
"no. snap it." Mushu said to Hades. "you're not snapping it."
"I'm snapping it." Hades said to him. "a lot of immortals can't do that, you know."
Right after that, Hades was trying to teach Mushu to say "yo."
"yo. what's up?" Mushu asked him.
"up with what?" Hades asked him a bit confused.
"yo! yo! yo! yo! yo! yo! yo!" Mushu said to him.
"you say 'yo' 1 more time and I'm gonna 'yo' you!" Hades said to him.
"sorry."
just as the music played in the background, the 3 little forest critters were giving paint jobs to some immortals.
some looked super thrilling. but 1 of them had been spray painted to look like a rodeo clown right before he said angrily to Bambi, "hey. you think this is funny? what am I? a clown to you?"
meanwhile, Eugene saw Genie and a few other immortals dancing around like rap stars while Sebastian and the cartoon animated hermit crabs danced it off as well.
when they finished, they struck a pose and Sebastian said to them, "okay do. I tink you got served!"
working at the Dog Wash
working at the Dog wash
yeah
While the 2 young ladies continued singing the song, some photographs of the characters appeared right on screen along with the names of their voice artists.
Zachary Levi
Dwayne Johnson
Mandy Moore
Jim Meskimen
Susan Egan
Eddie Murphy
Kevin Kline
Kenneth Branagh
Jonathan Freeman
Corey Burton
Jack Black
and Jodi Benson
just as the entire scene was drawn to a closing, Rapunzel could be seen embracing Eugene and everybody continued dancing it off. Scrat from the beginning of the story sequence came right by and he winked at the audience just as the entire scene faded to a black screen.
the entire scene switched right over to Eugene's old penthouse. the elevator doors opened and Meg appeared unaware that Eugene wasn't living there any longer.
"hello? hello." Meg called out to him. "Eugene? listen, baby. I know I was a bad girl. but come on. you have to be crazy not to take me back."
"did someone say crazy?" Iago appeared right outta nowhere with a pink rose in his mouth.
he clapped and the lights went off, making the entire scene go off.
Voice Cast Members Credits
Zachary Levi as Eugene Fitzherbert (voice)
Dwayne Johnson as Hades (voice)
Mandy Moore as Rapunzel (voice)
Jim Meskimen as Genie (voice)
Susan Egan as Meg (voice)
Eddie Murphy as Mushu (voice)
Kevin Kline as Tulio (voice)
Kenneth Branagh as Miguel (voice)
Jonathan Freeman as Jafar (voice)
Jack Black as Lord Ralphscoe (voice)
Corey Burton as Chernanbog (voice)
Jodi Benson as Ariel (voice)
Mike Pollock as Dr. Eggman (voice)
Ben Stiller as Budar (voice)
Linda Larkin as Jasmine (voice)
Julie Nathanson as Belle (voice)
Jim Cummings as Beton (voice)
Charles Adler as Bidmir (voice)
Greg Eagles as Sebastian (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried as Iago (voice)
Dan Castellaneta as Krusty the Clown (voice)
Tress MacNeille as Daisy Duck (voice)
Danny Cooksey as PacMan (voice)
Tony Sampson as Eddy Jefferson (voice)
Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog (voice)
Jeff Bergman as Big the Cat (voice)
Addison Holley as Amy Rose (voice)
Grey DeLisle Griffin as Lana and Lola Loud (voices)
Lexi Sexton as Adelaide Chang (voice)
David Schwimmer as Clifford (voice)
Paxton Booth as Bambi (voice)
Julian Hilliard as Thumper (voice)
Luke Dodge as Flower (voice)
Nancy Cartwright as Maggie Simpson (screaming effects)
Veronica Taylor as Ash Ketchum (voice)
Eric Stuart as Brock Harrison and James of Team Rocket (voices)
Rachael Lillis as Jessie of Team Rocket (voice)
Tom Wayland as Meowth (voice)
Chris Wedge as Scrat (voice)
John DiMaggio as Vector the Crocodile (voice)
April Winchell as Muriel Finster (voice)
