(Sonic notices that the newspaper is here.)
Sonic: "Tails! the newspaper's here!"
(Tails comes right out and he grabs the newspaper.)
Tails: "thanks a bunch for telling me that, Sonic. I sure hope there's lots of comic pages and crossword puzzles in there."
(Tails goes right back inside their apartment. and Sonic walks right over to Knuckles.)
Knuckles: "well, Sonic. I can see that you got the newspaper."
Sonic: "oh hey, knuckles. well? I better get going."
Knuckles: "yeah. see you later on."
(Sonic and Knuckles both walk right off. and a cheep-cheep noise is heard. and they both run right back.)
Sonic and Knuckles: "what did you just say?"
Knuckles: "well? I didn't even say anything."
Sonic: "I didn't even say anything either."
Sonic and Knuckles: "see you later on then."
(Sonic and Knuckles both walk right off again. and the cheep-cheep noise is heard again. and they both run right back. but this time, they're angry, upset and annoyed with 1 another.)
Sonic: "Okay! enough is enough! quit messing around with me already! I know you just said something."
Knuckles: "yeah? but it's you who's messing around with me! (He looks right down where the cheep-cheep noise was coming from.) that's exactly what's messing around with both of us!"
Sonic: "it's a baby Flicky."
Knuckles (lifting his right foot up): "I'll take super good care of this!"
Sonic: "no, Knuckles! don't! it's completely helpless! and it seems that it can't even fly around yet."
Knuckles: "what seems to be the matter with him? is he stupid and pathetic or something?"
Sonic: "no. he's only just a baby. (close-up of Arvis in Sonic's hands.) he's left alone with nobody to take super good care of him."
Knuckles: "well? we can't just leave him out there."
Sonic: "you're absolutely right. come on. let's take him right inside my apartment."
(Sonic and Knuckles both run right in. and Sonic sets Arvis right down on the dining room table.)
Sonic: "now let's see. we need a box for him to fall asleep in."
(Knuckles puts a little sneaker box right on the dining room table. and Sonic puts Arvis right in it.)
Sonic: "there you go. the super best seat in the house."
Tails: "oh yeah. it sure is."
Knuckles: "let me see for 1 single minute. (He looks right inside the sneaker box with Arvis inside.) hey. he's super adorable looking. whoa. I think somebody's super hungry."
Sonic (taking out Arvis): "is it really true, Arvis? are you really super hungry?"
Arvis: [Cheep-Cheep Noises]
Sonic: "I got just the thing. (He sits Arvis right down on a stool and he takes out a chili cheese dog.) how would you like a chili cheese dog?"
Arvis: [Sniffing A Bit] "euuuuuuuuugh!"
Knuckles: "Sonic the Hedgehog, have you gone completely bonkers? that's not the right type of food for a little critter like him."
Sonic: "you're absolutely right. what exactly was I thinking? what he really needs is a little tiny chili cheese dog."
(Sonic holds up the little tiny chili cheese dog. and Arvis sniffs at it again.)
Arvis: "uuuuuugh!"
Sonic: "that's a bit unusual. nobody's ever turned down 1 of these before."
(Sonic begins eating the little tiny chili cheese dog.)
Knuckles (holding up a jelly donut): "let's try a jelly donut."
Arvis: [Hisses A Bit]
Sonic (holding up a medium bucket of chaos fries): "chaos fries?"
Arvis (shaking his head): "mm-mm."
Knuckles (eating the jelly donut): "a jelly donut?"
Arvis: "Ha-ha!"
Sonic (holding up a red apple): "all we got left is this red apple."
(A blue earthworm pokes its head right through the red apple.)
Blue Earthworm: "Hello there to all of you. we give you greetings from Apple Town."
Sonic: "hey! that's it! flickies really love earthworms."
(Sonic takes the blue earthworm right outta the red apple hole. and he takes it right over to Arvis.)
Blue Earthworm: "no! stop! we'll bury all of you underground!"
Sonic: "well? you should be super good for the rest of the entire-"
Arvis: [Crying And Squawking]
Knuckles: "what now?"
Sonic: "I don't know, Knuckles. hey come on, quit crying."
Arvis: [Still Crying And Squawking]
Knuckles: "do something, Sonic."
Sonic: "look! silly wacky face! silly wacky face!"
Knuckles: "wait! I think I might know exactly what the problem is. (He picks Arvis up and he looks right at him.) yeah. that's it, alright. (He hides Arvis right behind his back) hang on just 1 second. here he is. super good as new.
(Arvis now has a blue pamper on him.)
Sonic: "how exactly did you know just what to do around here?"
Knuckles: "I took a baby-sitting class. and I been doing some baby-sitting for almost a year and a half."
Sonic: "Well? I'm super thrilled that you're still here."
Knuckles: "I know that. it's a super good thing there's 2 of us."
Sonic: "you know, Knuckles. since this flicky doesn't have any parents, grandparents and relatives, we should raise it ourselves."
Knuckles: "at least 'til he's old enough to be on his own. I wanna be the uncle."
Sonic: "I don't think you'll be super good at being the uncle, Knuckles."
Knuckles: "oh yeah. just call me the godfather."
Sonic: "and I'm okay with being Uncle Sonic for now."
(The scene cuts to Sonic and Knuckles taking Arvis for a walk around in downtown Mobius in a baby carriage. Silver and the others look around and Amy's got a thought bubble in her mind thinking: Blue Super-Fast Hedgehog + Red Echidna = Flicky? the scene also cuts to them playing around with Arvis and Arvis playing around in the bird bath. the scene goes to Sonic and Knuckles getting a chili cheese dog and a chaos burger and Arvis getting a little tiny chaos burger with earthworms on it.)
Meanwhile back at Sonic and Tails's apartment during the evening time…..
Knuckles: "he sure is super adorable when he's asleep."
Sonic: "I know that."
(Sonic and Knuckles go right over to their sleepover beds.)
Knuckles: "Sonic?"
Sonic: "yeah, Knuckles?"
Knuckles: "I never thought being an uncle and a godfather could be this much fun and thrilling."
Sonic: "neither did I."
Knuckles: "well? goodnight, Sonic."
Sonic: "goodnight, Knuckles."
(Sonic and Knuckles fall asleep. the very next morning, Sonic has just prepared a super big breakfast meal.)
Sonic: "Knuckles! your breakfast meal's all prepared!"
(Knuckles comes right downstairs to the breakfast meal table.)
Knuckles: "oh boy! all of this baby-sitting stuff is making me super hungry!"
(Knuckles begins eating his breakfast meal. and he pats Arvis on his head.)
Knuckles: "hey there, Arvis. how are you doing today?"
(Knuckles smells a peculiar stench from Arvis.)
Knuckles: "hey, uh…..Sonic?"
Sonic: "yeah, Knuckles?"
Knuckles: "the little sweet boy's kinda wet."
Sonic (doing every single house chore at the exact same time): "can you please try to take super good care of him? my arms are kinda full right now."
(Knuckles takes a sip of his peppermint chocolate cocoa.)
Arvis: [Continues Crying And Squawking]
Knuckles: "I just wish I could. but I need to get going."
Sonic: "going? where exactly are you going?"
Knuckles (putting on his work cap and carrying around his brief case): "I'm going off to work. I'm the godfather. remember?"
Sonic: "you really mean that I'm gonna need to do all of this baby-sitting stuff by myself?"
Knuckles: "I'll give you a break this evening when I come back home. now don't you 2 quit being super adorable."
(Knuckles closes the apartment door and he makes his leave.)
Sonic: "well? okay."
(Later on, Knuckles returns to the apartment.)
Knuckles: "man. what a day."
Sonic: "oh good. you're home. now can you help me out here with the baby flicky?"
Knuckles: "aw gee, Sonic. I really love to. but I'm already super tired from super hard work."
Sonic: "wait. what?"
(Knuckles sits right down in his armchair right in front of the television screen with a heavy sigh. a falling coconut sound is heard.)
Knuckles: "tee-hee! that dude got hit on the head by a falling coconut!"
(Sonic walks right in still doing the house chores.)
Sonic: "but, Knuckles. what about my break?"
Knuckles: "oh yeah. you're break. tomorrow morning, afternoon and evening. I promise."
Sonic: "uuuuuuh….okay. tomorrow morning, afternoon and evening."
Omega (off screen): tomorrow morning, afternoon and evening.
(The scene cuts to Knuckles walking right back in the apartment.)
Knuckles: "phew. another super hard day."
Sonic: "oh, Knuckles. I'm so thrilled you're home right after working all day long. I can hardly wait for my break."
Knuckles: "super hard work's a real killer. I really need my armchair."
(Knuckles sits right back in his armchair.)
Sonic (coming right in while doing more house chores): "Knuckles, I really need my-"
Knuckles: "tomorrow morning, afternoon and evening for sure."
Omega (off screen): tomorrow morning, afternoon and evening for sure.
(The scene cuts to a tired looking Sonic who's doing the exact same house chores just as
Knuckles walks right by over to him.)
Sonic: "Knuckles?"
Knuckles: "I'll get right to it eventually."
Omega (off screen): eventually.
(The scene cuts back to Sonic doing more house chores but a bit more tired.)
Sonic: "hmm?"
Knuckles: "hmm?"
Omega (off screen): hmm?
(The scene cuts to Knuckles watching something on television. very soon enough, Sonic begins
realizing that Knuckles had already broken his promise to help him out with Arvis.)
Sonic: [Sternly] "Knuckles? we need to speak about this."
Knuckles: [Lazily] "just 1 more minute. I just need to-"
Sonic: "don't you 1 more minute me, Mr. Godfather!"
(Much to Knuckles's surprise, Sonic takes the television remote and he turns off the television screen.)
Knuckles: "hey! come on already! I'm missing the falling coconuts!"
Sonic: "you haven't even been helping out at all with Arvis! (He furiously pulls in the baby carriage.) we made a deal! and you're not even doing your fair share! you never even do anything at all!"
Knuckles: "I changed his wet pampers."
Sonic: "yeah. like only once."
Knuckles (showing Sonic the size for how big Arvis is): "he's only this big. how many pampers could he possibly use?"
Sonic (opening up a garbage can full of wet pampers): "hmmmm?"
Knuckles: "oh. that's not too much."
Sonic (pointing right over at 2 bags and a garbage can full of wet pampers): "hmmmmmmm?"
Knuckles: "yeah? so?"
Sonic (showing him more wet pampers): "Hmm?"
Knuckles: [Teared Up] "I had absolutely no idea. [Sobbing A Bit] what kind of a godfather am I? I'll make it up to you, Sonic. I promise."
(The scene cuts to the very next morning.)
Sonic: "so what exactly is the plan for today?"
Knuckles: "No more clowning around. from now on, I'm a super powered godfather. I'll work super hard through lunch meals so that I can get back home in the nick of time. so make sure you save a wet pamper for me to change. and you can take the night off."
Sonic (giving Knuckles his briefcase just as he departs): "super good. so I'll see you at six thirty-five PM."
Knuckles: "six thirty-five PM."
Sonic: "six thirty-five PM."
Knuckles: "six thirty-five PM."
Sonic (waving see you later on): "six thirty-five PM."
Knuckles (waving see you later on): "six thirty-five PM.
Sonic: "six thirty-five PM."
Knuckles: "six thirty-five."
Omega (off screen): twelve forty-seven AM.
(Knuckles walks right in with a purple lampshade right over his head, snickering a bit and he turns on the light.)
Knuckles: "boy oh boy. that was some karaoke dance off party. (Sonic's got Arvis and he gives Knuckles a bitter look on his face. Sonic is super silent and bitter right on the outside. but right on the inside, he's angry and upset with him for breaking his promise again.) oh hey, Sonic. hey, Arvis. (Sonic now looks right at Knuckles angrily just as he taps his right foot] what? what?"
Sonic: "oh. nothing really."
Knuckles (relieved and stupidly): "oh. what a relief. (He takes the lampshade right off his head and he puts it right on Sonic's head.) for 1 single minute there, I thought you were angry and upset with me."
Sonic (angrily taking the lampshade right off his head): "do you seriously remember exactly what you said to me this morning?"
Knuckles: "something about chaos soda. right?"
Sonic: "no. of course not."
Knuckles: "oh. wait. let me guess. (He gives up.) I give up."
Sonic: "does (He angrily impersonates Knuckles in a mocking tone) you can take the evening off! [Regular voice] ring a bell to you?"
Knuckles (Scoffs In Annoyance] I don't even need this."
(Knuckles walks around outside.)
Sonic: "what?! (He walks right over to the front door.) where on earth do you think you're going?"
Knuckles (entering his apartment, angrily): "I'm going back to work right now!"
(Knuckles gets right inside angrily and he closes his door.)
Sonic: "work?!"
Sonic: [Growls Angrily]
(Cut to Sonic walking around outside to Knuckles's apartment. he opens it up, and he finds Knuckles in his super easy chair, watching his show on television.)
Knuckles (2 clonking sounds are heard on the television screen): [Laughs A Bit] "he got hit on the head with 2 falling coconuts!"
Sonic: [angrily] "so this is super hard work?"
Knuckles: "you know what? it's not as easy as it looks. and sometimes I need to move the antenna. sometimes I lose the television remote. and sometimes my back itches super bad."
Sonic: [sarcastically] "oh. you poor red echidna. and by the way. you almost forgot your briefcase!"
(Sonic pulls out a briefcase out from right behind his back, and he opens it up to reveal that it's filled up with chaos donuts and chaos burgers. just as he angrily pours them right on Knuckles.)
Knuckles: "oh. so this is the thanks I get for just working overtime."
Sonic: "overtime?!"
Knuckles: "yeah! overtime, blue super-fast hedgehog!"
Sonic: "oh boy! yeah! you're working super hard!"
Knuckles: "you know exactly what that means?!"
Sonic: "and that's the kind of super hard work you're doing?!"
Knuckles: "it means working super hard when you're too tired to do super hard work!"
Sonic: "show me exactly where to sign up for it! 'cause I been working my fingers to the bone!"
Arvis (off screen): [Cheep-Cheep Noises]
Knuckles: "you just keep going on working and working!"
Sonic: "you never help around here! never!"
Arvis (off screen): [More Cheep-Cheep Noises]
Knuckles: "there's that stupid and pathetic noise again!"
Sonic: "that's not a stupid and pathetic noise, Knuckles. that's just Arvis about to jump right out that window."
(Sonic and Knuckles see Arvis teetering right on the edge of the window of Sonic and Tails's apartment, prepared to fly around.)
Knuckles: "oh. yeah. right."
(All at once, Sonic and Knuckles are struck with shock and alarm by exactly what's really happening.)
Sonic and Knuckles: "ARVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!"
(Arvis jumps right down the window. Sonic and Knuckles run right over to catch him.)
Knuckles: "here we come, Arvis! I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you!"
[Loud Slam!]
Sonic: "did you catch him, Knuckles?!"
Knuckles (looking depressingly at his empty hands): "no, Sonic. of course not."
Sonic and Knuckles: "we're terrible and horrible baby-sitters."
Sonic and Knuckles: [Sobbing Wildly]
Arvis (off screen): [Cheep-Cheep Noises]
Arvis is now flying around.
Sonic: "Arvis? he's flying around!"
Knuckles: "I guess he's all grown up right now. (Arvis kisses Sonic's head then flies right off.) hey. what about your dear old godfather? (Arvis drops a coconut right on Knuckles's head for his laziness then he kisses him a bit.) that's my dear foster godson."
Sonic: "goodbye, Arvis!"
Knuckles: "goodbye!"
(Sonic and Knuckles watch Arvis fly away.)
Sonic: "well, Knuckles. it looks like he doesn't need us any longer."
Knuckles: "this is the super hardest part of every single uncle and godfather's entire life, I assume."
Sonic: "despite all we been through. it was just worth it."
Knuckles: "yeah. let's just go out and find another.
End of episode 103….