Sonic and Knuckles's Super Big Motion Picture

by cartoonman412

When Vector gets framed for stealing King Acorn's golden crown and Dr. Eggman turns everybody that they know into mind-controlled slaves, Sonic and Knuckles venture out into Dark City to retrieve it.

Prologue: Downtown Riverdale

Jughhead: "Hey, Archie!"

Betty: "come right over here and look!"

(Archie comes right over to Jughead, Betty, Veronica, Reggie, Chuck, Midge, Nancy, Moose and Dilton. and he holds up some movie tickets.)

Archie: "Yes! finally! tickets to Sonic and Knuckles's Super Big Motion Picture!"

All 10 Riverdale High School Students: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!"

[Music In Background]

Male Singer (off screen): Blue streak

speeds by

Sonic the Hedgehog

Male Singer (off screen) (continued): power punch

by a rock

Knuckles the Echidna

Male Singer (off screen): Sonic

he's on the move

Knuckles

he's got a super powerful attitude

Tails

he's intelligent

as always

they're the Freedom Fighters

The 10 Riverdale High School students are now entering the movie theater. and the film appears on the super big movie screen.

Scene 1: Sonic's dream sequence/prepared for promotion

Omega: The city town of Mobius. super majestic. unique and-

Police Man Number 1: "Back up! back up!"

(The scene reveals to have the Lucky Vector being surrounded by the police officers.)

Vector: "settle down, everybody! settle down! we got a super small situation around her. I rather not discuss this 'til my manager shows up."

Fireman Number 1: "Look! there he is!"

(Sonic steps right outta the limousine.)

Sonic: "speak with me, Vector."

Vector: "it all began with a simple order: a chili cheese dog with green peppers."

Sonic: "so? what exactly went wrong?"

Vector: "when the customer took 1 single bite, there were no green peppers!"

Vector: [Sobbing A Bit]

Sonic (smacking some sense right into the sobbing Vector): "get ahold of yourself there, Vector. I'm going right in there."

(Sonic goes right inside the Lucky Vector.)

Sonic: "take it easy there, buddy. everything's gonna be okay. I'm the manager of this establishment. you got a name?"

Toby: "Toby."

Sonic: "you got a true family, Toby? (Toby's getting a bit nervous.) come on, Toby. stick with me. let's hear about that true family."

Toby: "I got a sweet beautiful wife and a twin son and daughter."

Sonic: "that's exactly what I wanna hear about. now I want you to do me 1 single favor. (He takes out his brief case and a jar of green pepper slices.) say green peppers."

(Sonic puts the green peppers right on the chili cheese dog. and he brings out Toby with his now green pepper covered chili cheese dog.)

All Residents: "3 cheers for our manager! hip-hip [Alarm Clock Ringing] hip-hip [Alarm Clock Ringing Again] hip-hip [Alarm Clock Ringing Once More]

(Outta Sonic's dream sequence, Sonic turns off his alarm clock and he wakes up from his slumber.)

Sonic: "alright! Tails, I had that dream vision again. and it's gonna finally come true today. 'cause today's the grand opening of the Lucky Vector 2. where Vector will announce who the manager's gonna be."

Tails: "well, Sonic. that's really super good to hear about."

(Sonic goes right off to deodorize himself.)

Sonic: Here I come

Promotion

here I come

promotion

(Sonic begins deodorizing himself.)

Sonic: "cleanliness is always next to managerliness."

(Sonic walks around on his way outside.)

Sonic: here I come

promotion

here I come

promotion

(The scene cuts to Shadow meditating. and Sonic shows up right in front of him.)

Shadow: "Sonic? what are you doing here?"

Sonic: "I need to tell you something, Shadow."

Shadow: "whatever it just is, can't it wait 'til we get to work?"

Sonic: "but there's no meditation at work."

Shadow: "well? what exactly is it that you want?"

Sonic: "I just wanted to say that I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today."

Shadow: "just go already."

Sonic: "okay. I'll see you later at the grand opening ceremony."

(Sonic walks around right over to Knuckles's apartment. Knuckles peeks right through his bedroom window.)

Knuckles: "that sounds just like the manager of the new Lucky Vector 2."

(Knuckles exits his apartment.)

Knuckles: "congratulations to you, Sonic."

Sonic: "oh thanks a bunch, Knuckles. and this evening, right after my super big promotion, we're gonna party it off 'till we're purple and pink."

Knuckles: "I really love being purple and pink!"

Sonic: "we're going to the place where all of the super thrilling action is."

Knuckles: "you don't really mean-"

Sonic: "oh I really mean-"

Sonic and Knuckles: "Crazy Apple's Ice Cream and Fruit Bar!"

(Sonic and Knuckles go right inside Knuckles's apartment. and a few hours later, they come right outside wearing Crazy Apple caps.)

Sonic and Knuckles: Crazy Apple

really loves you

all of you little sweet girls and boys

Sonic and Knuckles (continued): Crazy Apple

really loves you

when you buy all of his

fun thrilled games

and toys

Sonic: "I better get going right away."

(Sonic makes his leave.)

Sonic: here I come

promotion

here I come

promotion

Knuckles: "super good lucky with that, Sonic. remember to look for me at the ceremony. I got a super big surprise for you."

Knuckles: Crazy Apple

really loves you

all of you little sweet girls and boys

(Knuckles Walks Away.)

(The scene cuts to a super big crowd right around the Lucky Vector 2. Brenda Jones appears right on the television screen with her microphone, reporting.)

Brenda Jones: "good afternoon, Mobius. Brenda Jones here, coming to you live from right in front of the Lucky Vector fast-food place. for a couple of days, months and years to get a yummy good mouth-watering chili cheese dog. 'til today, that is. that's exactly right, everybody. longtime owner, Vector the Crocodile, is opening up a new fast-food place called the Lucky Vector 2."

[Crowd Cheering And Applauding]

Brenda Jones: "first of all, congratulations to you, Vector."

Vector: "hello there. I really love cash."

(Cut to Dr. Eggman watching the entire scene from 1 of the windows of the Dark Pub House…)

Dr. Eggman: "curses! curses! curses! it just isn't fair. Vector's being interviewed by Brenda Jones. and I never even had 1 single customer."

Dr. Eggman: [Moaning And Groaning]

Orbot: "don't get all worked up too much, boss."

Cubot: "we just got the entire floor cleaned up."

Dr. Eggman: "oh, Orbot and Cubot. my fellow henchman. if only I could've managed to steal the secret to Vector's success, the recipe for the chili cheese dog. then everybody would line up to eat at my fast-food place. they know that I tried. I already exhausted every single pure evil plan in my filing cabinet. from 1 to thirteen."

Orbot: "1 to thirteen?"

Dr. Eggman: "yeah. 1 to thirteen. you do the mathematics."

Cubot: "but what about fourteen?"

Dr. Eggman: "fourteen?"

Orbot: "fourteen. the number that comes right after thirteen."

Dr. Eggman (searching right through his file cabinet): "10, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen. (He pulls out plan fourteen.) here it is. plan fourteen. here it is, just like you said."

Cubot: "oh boy."

Orbot: "here we go again."

Dr. Eggman: "oh. it's pure evil. it's diabolical. it's lemon-scented. this plan fourteen can't possibly fail me right now. (He goes right outside.) so enjoy today, Vector the Crocodile. 'cause by tomorrow morning, afternoon and evening, I'll have the recipe. then everybody will eat at the Dark Pub House. and I'll rule the universe. all bow to Dr. Eggman. all bow to-"

(Sonic bumps right into Dr. Eggman.)

Dr. Eggman: "yoooooowch!"

Sonic: here I come

promotion

here I come

promotion

Sonic (stops running around super-fast): "I think I just bumped right into something."

Dr. Eggman: "not into something! into somebody, you crazy goof brain!"

Sonic: "oh. sorry 'bout that, Dr. Eggman. are you also on your way to the grand opening ceremony?"

Dr. Eggman: "no. I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I'm super busy planning to rule the universe."

Dr. Eggman: [Chuckles Evilly]

Sonic: "well? super good luck with that."

(Sonic runs right off again.)

Sonic: here I come

promotion

here I come

promotion

Dr. Eggman: "stupid and pathetic blue super-fast hedgehog."

(Dr. Eggman goes right back inside the Dark Pub House.)

The Grand Opening Ceremony of the Lucky Vector 2

(Vector is right up at the podium. right at the front of the Lucky Vector 2. and the entire crowd is watching in excitement.)

Vector: "welcome, everybody. to the grand opening of the Lucky Vector 2."

[Crowd Cheering And Applauding Again]

Blaze: "we paid twenty-seven dollars for this?"

Amy: "and I only paid thirty-six."

Vector: "now right before we begin with the ribbon cutting, I would like to announce the name of our new manager."

Sonic: "oh yeah! now we're really speakin'!"

Vector: "yes. of course. well. anyhow. the new manager's a super hard-working employee."

Sonic: [Thinking A Bit] "yes."

Vector: "the obvious choice for the career."

Sonic: [Thinking A Bit] "of course."

Vector: "a name that you all know begins with the letter S."

Sonic: [Thinking A Bit] "that's really gotta be me."

Vector: "please welcome our new manager. Shadow the Hedgehog."

(The banner falls right down with Shadow's face on it.)

[Crowd Cheering And Applauding Once More]

Sonic: "yeah! alright! (He shakes Shadow's right hand.) better luck next time, Shadow. yahoo!"

(Sonic goes right up to the podium.)

Sonic: "citizens of Mobius. as the manager of-"

Vector: "hey. uh…..Sonic?"

Sonic: "hold it there, everybody. I'm getting a super important news flash from Vector. go right ahead, Vector."

Vector: [Whispering Indistinctively]

Sonic: "I'm just making a complete what of myself?"

Vector: [Whispering Indistinctively Again]

Sonic: "the most embarrassing thing that you seen in your entire life?"

Vector: [Whispering Indistinctively Once More]

Sonic: "and right now, it's getting much worse 'cause I'm repeating everything that you just said right into the microphone?"

Vector: "for corn sakes, Sonic! you didn't get the career."

Sonic: "wait. what?"

Vector: "you didn't get the career."

Sonic: "but….but why?"

Vector: "Sonic. you're a super good fast-food cook. but I gave the career to Shadow 'cause being manager is a super big responsibility. well? let's just face it. he's quite more mature than you."

Sonic: "I'm not really that mature?"

Vector: "oh, Sonic. I mean it in the nicest of ways. but there are 2 certain words for what you really are. and that word its-"

Jet: "dork bait?"

Vector: "no wait. that's not exactly right. not a dork bait."

Rouge: "a crazy figure?"

Vector: "closer. but not quite."

Silver: "a ding a ling."

Cream: "a wing nut."

Cosmo: "a super crazy knucklehead."

Vector: "okay. that's quite enough. look, Sonic. what I'm really trying to say is that you're just a young kid. and to be manager, you need to be a young man. otherwise, they would call it kid-ager. you understandager…..I mean…..you understand that right now?"

Sonic: "I think so, Vector."

(Sonic depressingly walks away.)

Vector: "Sonic?"

Sonic: here I come

depression

here I come

depression

Vector: "poor young kid."

Knuckles emerges flying around on his hang glider.

Knuckles: "yahoo for Sonic! (He lands safely right on the ground.) let's hear it for Sonic! hello? where'd everybody go? did I really miss anything around here? did you see me flying around on my hang glider?"

Omega (off screen): later that 1 evening….

(Dr. Eggman stops right by the castle of mobius.)

Dr. Eggman: "it's time for me to put plan fourteen right into effect. beginning right at the castle of King Acorn."

Dr. Eggman: [Chuckles Evilly Again]

(Cut to King Acorn sitting right in his throne with Sally right by his side. King Acorn hits Flashy, his squire right on his head with his magic staff.)

Flashy: "oh. yeah. right. the royal court's now in session. please bring the prisoner frontwards."

(The 2 prison guards bring Big who's in chains right up to King Acorn and Sally.)

King Acorn: "so you confessed to the crime of touching the king's golden crown. didn't you?!"

Big: "y-yeah. but-"

King Acorn: "but what?!"

Big: "but it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the official golden grown cleaner."

King Acorn: "well then. I guess I can't really torture you. twenty-seven days in the dungeon cell it is."

Sally: "Dad! please! (She releases Big from his chains.) you're free to go right now, Big."

Big: "thanks a bunch, Sally. come on, Froggy. let's go and get outta here."

(Big makes his leave.)

King Acorn: "Sally. how dare you defy me."

Sally: "why on earth do you need to be super mean and cruel?"

King Acorn: "I'm the king of Mobius. I must enforce the laws of the city town."

Sally: "Dad. I just wish you would try a little bit of true love and compassion than those strict harsh punishments."

Big: "that would be super nice and respective."

(King Acorn hits Big on his head with his magic staff.)

King Acorn: "squire! clear out the room. I wish to speak with my daughter alone for now."

(Big and the others make their leave.)

King Acorn (showing Sally his golden crown): "what's this, Sally?"

Sally: "your golden crown?"

King Acorn: "and what exactly does this golden crown do?"

Sally: "it covers some of your gray furs."

King Acorn: "not gray furs. they're siding. this golden crown does more than cover a slight fur lining." (He puts his golden crown right on the red pillow on the stool while his back's turned.)

Dr. Eggman (popping right up from behind): [Snickering Evilly]

King Acorn: "this crown entitles the 1 who wears it to be in charge of the city town. 1 day, you're gonna wear this crown."

Sally: "I'm gonna have gray furs?!"

King Acorn: "siding! anyhow, the point is, you won't wear it 'til you learn how to rule with an iron fist. (He puts the red pillow right on his head.) just like me."

Sally: "Dad? your golden crown?"

King Acorn (looking right at the red pillow on his head): "What the-(He notices that his golden crown's gone missing.) my golden crown! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! somebody's stolen the royal golden crown!"

(Cut to Dr. Eggman racing right off with King Acorn's golden crown.)

Dr. Eggman: "I got it! I finally got it!"

Dr. Eggman: [Laughing Evilly]

(Cut to Crazy Apple's Ice Cream and Fruit Bar where there's lots of young kids and chao eating ice cream snack meals.)

Crazy Apple Clock: "hey, everybody. it's time to say hello to your most favorite karaoke singing and dancing red fruit. Crazy Apple."

(Crazy Apple shows up onstage.)

All Young Kids: "hi there, Crazy Apple!"

Crazy Apple: "hi there, fellow apples. time to sing and dance along."

[Music In Background]

Crazy Apple: Crazy Apple

really loves you

all of you little sweet girls and boys

Crazy Apple (continued): Crazy Apple

really loves you

when you buy all of his

fun thrilled games and toys

Young Kids: [Cheering Wildly]

(The scene cuts to Sonic in the fruit bar…)

Sonic: [Sobbing A Bit]

Sonic: [Sniffs Depressingly] "okay, get it all together, Sonic old boy. I know. maybe I'll just quit thinking about it. hey. you know what? I'm actually feeling a little bit better. I didn't even remember exactly why I was depressed and heartbroken."

Knuckles (sitting right next to Sonic): "hey! it's the new Lucky Vector 2 manager."

Sonic: [Sobbing Wildly]

Knuckles: "whoa. I think the pressure's already setting in."

Sonic: "no, Knuckles. you just don't understand. I didn't even get the promotion."

Knuckles: "what the dang heck? why?"

Sonic: "Vector thinks that I'm a young kid."

Knuckles: "what?! that's super crazy!"

Sonic: "I know that."

Knuckles: "well? saying you're a young kid is kinda like saying I'm a young kid."

(The Crazy Apple Waiter walks right up to Knuckles with his Crazy Apple Kids Meal.)

Crazy Apple Waiter: "here's your Crazy Apple Kids Meal, kind sir."

Knuckles: "hey. I'm supposed to get an action figure with this 1. (The Crazy Apple Waiter tosses the Crazy Apple action figure right over to him.) thanks a bunch."

Sonic: [Sighs Depressingly] "I'm going back home right now, Knuckles. the entire celebration's off."

Knuckles: "are you really sure about it, Sonic?"

Sonic: "yeah. I'm just not in the apple mood."

(Sonic begins walking away.)

Knuckles: "okay. see you later on then."

Crazy Apple Waiter (handing Knuckles his root beer float): "and here's your root beer float."

Knuckles: "yummy good."

(Sonic walks right back over to Knuckles.)

Sonic: "a root beer float, right? I guess I could use 1 of those things."

Knuckles: "now you're thinking exactly what I'm thinking. hey, waiter! how 'bout another 1 right over here."

Crazy Apple Waiter (handing Sonic his root beer float): "here you go."

Sonic (admiring his root beer float): "Wow!"

(Sonic and Knuckles begin eating and drinking their root beer floats while getting some of the vanilla ice cream all over the Crazy Apple Waiter.)

Sonic: "well, Knuckles. that sure hit the spot. I'm feeling so much better already."

Knuckles: "oh yeah. you sure are."

Sonic: "hey, waiter! let's get another round over here!"

(The Crazy Apple Waiter gives Sonic and Knuckles 2 more root beer floats. and they begin eating and drinking them and getting more vanilla ice cream all over him.)

(Cut to Sonic, Knuckles and Crazy Apple onstage…)

Sonic: "okay, boys and girls. this goes out to my 2 best friends for life in the entire universe. Knuckles and this big red apple dude."

(The very next morning, right after passing out from every single root beer float, the Crazy Apple Waiter is getting Sonic and Knuckles to wake themselves up.)

Crazy Apple Waiter: "hey. wake up. hey come on, pal. I wanna go back home right now. come on, buddy."

Sonic (right after recovering): "My aching head."

Crazy Apple Waiter: "listen to me. it's eight thirty-nine AM. go get your best friend for life and get going."

Sonic: "my best friend for life? (He looks around to find Knuckles.) Knuckles. hey. what's up, dude? wait. you just said eight thirty-nine AM. I'm gonna be late for work. Vector's gonna be…Vector the Crocodile."

The Lucky Vector 2

Vector (pinning the manager sticker right on Shadow): "now pay super close attention, Shadow. as the new manager, you need to keep a sharp eye out for some paying customers."

(Vector looks right through the telescope.)

Shadow: "double yawn."

Vector: "what's this? King Acorn's riding around right towards the Lucky Vector during lunch meal time. he's got cash."

(Back outside, King Acorn gets right outta the horse carriage. and he closes his door on Sally.)

King Acorn: "stay in the carriage, dear sweet daughter. this isn't gonna take too long."

Sally: "Dad, please. I think you're just overreacting."

King Acorn: "not another word, Sally. I know exactly what I'm doing. (he turns right over to make his leave. but he bumps right into the Lucky Vector sign post.) squire!"

Flashy: "yes, Your Highness?"

King Acorn: "have this sign post tortured at once."

(Back inside the Lucky Vector 2, Vector's changing up the prices for the chili cheese dog.)

Shadow: "forty-seven dollars for a chili cheese dog?"

Vector: "with green peppers, Shadow. with green peppers."

(King Acorn enters the Lucky Vector 2.)

King Acorn: "greetings my fellow subjects. I seek the 1 known as Vector the Crocodile. may he present himself to me at once."

Vector (walking right up to King Acorn): "I'm Vector the Crocodile, Your Highness. would you like to order something to eat from here?"

King Acorn: "no! I'm on to you, Crocodile! you have stolen the golden crown that you simply can't deny! for sneaky as you are, you left 1 single piece of evidence at the scene of the crime."

(King Acorn shows a piece of paper to Vector.)

Vector (reading the note on the paper): I stole your golden crown. signed VECTOR THE CROCODILE?!"

King Acorn: "reveal the golden crown to me at once!"

Vector: "but this is completely insane! I didn't even do it."

Answering Machine: "hello there. this is Vector the Crocodile. please leave a message right after the beeping tone."

Dr. Eggman/Spike: "hey, Vector. this is Spike. the young man who you sold King Acorn's golden crown to. yeah. I just wanna say thanks a bunch for selling me the golden crown. King Acorn's golden crown. I sold it to some other young man in Dark City. and I just wanna say thanks a bunch for selling me the golden crown. King Acorn's golden crown. which of course is now in Dark City. bye now."

Vector: [Chuckles Nervously] "don't you ever just hate wrong numbers?"

King Acorn: "my golden crown's in the forbidden dark city?!"

King Acorn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Cut back to Dr. Eggman outside in the payphone booth…)

Dr. Eggman: "plan fourteen. I really love plan fourteen."

King Acorn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

King Acorn (activating his magic staff): "prepare to burn up, Crocodile!"

Vector: "wait, King Acorn sire! I'm begging you! I'm not a criminal! ask anybody! they'll vouch for me!"

King Acorn: "well then. right before I burn this crocodile up, who here, has got anything to say about Vector?"

Sonic (off screen): "I got something to say about Vector."

(Sonic enters the Lucky Vector 2.)

Vector: "Sonic. you came right in here just in the nick of time. please. tell King Acorn all about me."

Sonic: "I worked for Vector for a couple of days, months and years. and I always thought he was a super good boss."

Vector: "you see? a super good boss."

Sonic (off screen): "I now realize that he's a super big goof brain!"

Vector: "wait. what?"

Sonic: "I deserve to have that manager's career! but you didn't even give it to me. 'cause you said that I was just a young kid. well, I'm a hundred percent young man! and this young man's got something to say to you. so there. I think I just made my point."

King Acorn: "anybody around here? okay. well then."

(King Acorn begins firing at Vector.)

Vector: "my entire body's on fire!"

(Vector gets right into a shower tub.)

Vector: "oh yeah."

King Acorn: "now, Vector. you're gonna-"

(King Acorn prepares to blast Vector again. but Sonic stops him.)

Sonic: "no wait!"

King Acorn: "what the-"

Sonic: "I'm quite flattered that you would do this on my account. but being manager's not worth killing Vector over."

King Acorn: "silence, blue super-fast hedgehog. Vector stole my golden crown. and right now it's in Dark City. that's exactly why he must pass away."

Sonic: "doesn't that seem a bit strict and harsh to kill somebody off over a golden crown?"

King Acorn: "you just don't understand. my golden crown's the true power of my king-like authority. and between you and me, my furs are siding a bit."

Sonic: "oh, Your Highness. I'm pretty sure it's not that noticeable. (King Acorn removes his brown paper bag by revealing his gray furs.) gray furs! gray furs!"

All Mobians: "gray furs! gray furs! gray furs!"

Espio: "my eyes!"

King Acorn (putting the paper brown bag right back on his head): "okay! enough already!"

Sonic: "King Acorn sire? would you ever spare Vector's entire life if I ever went to get your golden crown back to you safe and secure?"

King Acorn: "you? go to Dark City? [Laughs A Bit] nobody who's ever gone to Dark City has returned. what makes you think you really can? you're just a young kid."

Sonic: "but I'm not a young kid. I can really do it."

King Acorn: "run along. I got a crocodile to barbecue up."

Vector: "nooooooooooo!"

Sonic (blocking Vector from King Acorn): "no! I'm not gonna let you do this to him!"

King Acorn: [Sighs Heavily] "very well then. I'm gonna need to barbecue both of you."

Sally (off screen): "Dad! stop!"

Sally: "can't you just get through 1 entire day without ever torturing anybody?"

King Acorn: "Sally! I told you stay in the carriage."

Sally: "where's your true love and compassion? take a super good look at Sonic. he's willing to risk his entire life to save your golden crown and his boss."

King Acorn: "but, dear sweet daughter, I-"

Sally: "please, Dad. at least let him try. what exactly do you have to lose? might I remind you of your certain problem?"

(Sally removes the paper brown bag right off King Acorn's head again.)

All Mobians: "gray furs! gray furs!"

Espio: "my eyes!"

King Acorn: "enough already! well then, Sally. I'll give him 1 single chance. but when your brave super-fast hero fails to return, I get to splatter this crocodile all over the walls."

Vector: "what the-"

King Acorn: "and as for you, be back here with my golden crown in exactly 10 days."

Knuckles: "he can really do it in 9."

King Acorn: "8."

Knuckles: "seven."

King Acorn: "6."

Sonic and Vector: "Knuckles!"

(Sonic and Vector begin tackling Knuckles.)

King Acorn: "6 it is."

Knuckles (being choked by Vector): "Fiiiiiive."

Sonic: "Knuckles. not so loud."

King Acorn: "'til then, the crocodile should remain frozen solid where he now stands."

Vector: "no! stop! I'm begging you! I-"

(Vector's now frozen solid. and Shadow just heard the entire thing.)

Shadow: "hey. who turned on the air conditioning? (He notices Vector who's now frozen solid.) Vector! aw man. this is terrible and horrible. who's gonna sign my paycheck right now?"

King Acorn: "come along, Sally."

(King Acorn exits the Lucky Vector 2.)

Sally: "listen here, boys. the path to Dark City is super dangerous. there's lots of crooks, killers, criminals and giant robots and monsters all over the place. and what's worse is that there's a blue ogre named Duborag who guards the outskirts of the city town and he preys on innocent people and critters. but don't let him catch you. and if he does, he'll take you to his lair. and you'll never be seen or heard from again."

Knuckles: "she's super beautiful, Sonic"

Sally (giving Sonic the magic bag of breeze): "here. take this 1."

Sonic: "what's this?"

Sally: "it's a magic bag of breeze. I snuck them from my father this morning."

Knuckles: "you're truly beautiful."

Sally: "when you find the golden crown, open the bag of breeze. and you'll be blown back from there to here."

King Acorn (from outside in the carriage): "Sally!"

Sally: "I'm coming, Dad! super good luck, Sonic. you too, Knuckles."

Sonic: "okay."

Knuckles: "we'll see you later then."

Sonic (looking right at Vector's frozen solid body): "don't worry about it, Vector. Knuckles, Shadow and I-"

Shadow: "pass for now."

(Shadow makes his leave.)

Sonic: "Knuckles and I-"

Knuckles: "hi there."

Sonic: "are gonna get that golden crown back and save your entire life from King Acorn's super powerful wrath. you got nothing to worry about. your entire life's in your hands. Knuckles, let's go get that golden crown."

(Sonic and Knuckles go right over to the kitchen. and they slide right down the poles 'til they find the chili cheese dog mobile.)

Sonic: "take a super good look at this 1, Knuckles."

Knuckles: "what exactly is it?"

Sonic: "the chili cheese dog mobile. Vector uses it for some promotional reasons."

(Sonic and Knuckles get right into the chili cheese dog mobile.)

Sonic and Knuckles: "Dark City! here we come, baby!"

(Sonic and Knuckles drive out on their way to Dark City.)

(Meanwhile, Dr. Eggman enters the Lucky Vector 2, looking super satisfied with himself. and Vector's still there, frozen solid.)

Dr. Eggman: "ring a ding-ding. hey old buddy old pal. freeze time! 1 secret recipe to go. please don't trouble yourself none. I'll get it. (He goes right over to the vault. and he opens it and he gets out the container with the chili cheese dog secret recipe in it.) well. I would like to hang around. but I got chili cheese dogs to make. right over at the Dark Pub House. plan fourteen, I really love you."

(The frozen solid Vector's tear drop comes right down just as Dr. Eggman makes his leave.)

(The scene cuts to Sonic and Knuckles driving around in the chili cheese dog mobile to a nearby gas station.)

Sonic and Knuckles: Crazy Apple really loves you

all of you little sweet girls and boys

Sonic and Knuckles (continued): Crazy Apple really loves you

when you buy all of his

fun thrilled games and toys

Sonic: "Fil it up, please."

Cyborg: "what'll it be, boys? taco sauce?"

Beast Boy: "or chili sauce?"

Cyborg and Beast Boy: [Laughing Uncontrollably]

Knuckles: "are they really laughing at us?"

Sonic: "no, Knuckles. they're laughing right next to us."

Cyborg: "where exactly are you 2 crazy young kids going anyhow?"

Knuckles: "young kids?"

Sonic: "now, Knuckles. for your information, we're not young kids. we're young men. and we're off to get King Acorn's golden crown in Dark City."

Cyborg and Beast Boy: "Dark City?"

Cyborg: "isn't that the place that's guarded by the blue ogre, Duborag?"

Sonic: "that's exactly right."

Beast Boy: "dude. bow your head down in respect. respect for the deceased!"

Cyborg and Beast Boy: [Laughing Uncontrollably Again]

Cyborg: "you 2 goof brains aren't gonna last fifteen minutes right over the country line."

Sonic: "oh yeah? we'll just see about that."

(Sonic and Knuckles get right back in the chili cheese dog mobile and they drive around the entire country line. and a car jacker catches right up to them.)

Car Jacker: "outta the car, boys."

(Sonic and Knuckles get right out. and the car jacker drives off with the chili cheese dog mobile.)

Sonic: "just how many minutes was that?"

Beast Boy: "about thirteen."

Sonic and Knuckles: "in your face!"

Sonic and Knuckles: [Laughing Uncontrollably]

Sonic: "that's exactly what I'm talking about. oh yeah!"

Knuckles: "who's the young kid right now?"

Cyborg: "they're gonna be deceased right now."

(The entire scene cuts to the entire crowd entering the Dark Pub House back home in Mobius. Brenda Jones is right in the front, reporting it from on the television screen.)

Brenda Jones: "Brenda Jones here, with a super incredible news flash. Dr. Eggman's selling chili cheese dogs at the dark pub house. how exactly is this possible? let's go find out."

(Brenda Jones goes right inside the Dark Pub House. Dr. Eggman is watching over his new customers.)

Dr. Eggman: "step right up. there's plenty for everybody."

Brenda Jones: "pardon me, Dr. Eggman. Brenda Jones, Mobius News. can I please have 1 single minute?"

Dr. Eggman: "anything for you, Brenda."

Brenda Jones: "all of Mobius wants to know. how exactly did you get the chili cheese dog?"

Dr. Eggman: "well, Brenda. right before my dearest friend, Vector the Crocodile was frozen solid by King Acorn, [Voice Breaking] I'm terribly sorry. he trusted me in 1 secret wish. Sell the chili cheese dog in my absence. he said to me. don't ever let the fire flames die out. [Sobbing A Bit] and by the way, act now. and you'll get a free good Dark Pub house helmet with every single purchase. here you go, Brenda."

(Dr. Eggman places the Dark Pub House helmet right on Brenda Jones's head.)

Brenda Jones: "thanks a bunch."

Dr. Eggman: "Dark Pub House helmets for everybody!"

Espio: "my helmet."

(Dr. Eggman enters his laboratory where Orbot and Cubot are located.)

Dr. Eggman: "Orbot, Cubot. I never felt this super thrilled ever since the day you agreed to be my cronies."

Orbot: "we never agreed with anything besides you, boss."

Dr. Eggman: "pure evil plan fourteen's working just perfectly. nothing's gonna stop me now."

Cubot: "nothing except Sonic the Hedgehog and his red echidna friend. (He and Orbot display Sonic and Knuckles on the road on the computer screen.) our sensors indicated that they're going after the golden crown."

Orbot: "if they make it back here, King Acorn might discover some hand prints."

Cubot: "real super big hand prints."

Dr. Eggman: "pure evil plan fourteen's way ahead of you, baby cakes. I already hired a certain somebody to take extra care of those 2. Mephiles the Dark."

(Miles away, Mephiles goes right up to where the scent of the chili cheese dog mobile is located.)

Mephiles: "green peppers."

Cyborg: "yo! does this really take twenty-four miles?!"

Cyborg and Beast Boy: [Laughing Uncontrollably Again]

(Mephiles grabs them and he pins them right up the walls. and he drives away.)

(Meanwhile, a super exhausted Sonic and Knuckles are crawling right down the road.)

Knuckles: "going right on."

Sonic: "yeah. moving right on. just keep on going."

Knuckles: "yep."

Sonic: "gonna get that golden crown."

Knuckles: "oh yeah. alright."

Sonic: "yeah. victory time."

Knuckles: "are we even there yet?"

Sonic: "we must be super close by now, Knuckles. look. (He looks right at the billboard.) we're doing super good. Dark City's only seven days away."

(A super big leaf that's blocking the other part of the billboard comes right off. Revealing 3 more words.)

Knuckles: "by sports car."

Sonic: "somehow, I still wish we had our car.

Knuckles: "Sonic! look! our car!"

(The chili cheese dog mobile's right in front of the Nintendo Villain Bar.)

Sonic (noticing that the spatula key's gone missing): "oh my gosh. the key."

Knuckles: "where exactly do you think it is?"

(They look right in through 1 of the windows of the Nintendo Villain Bar. and they see the Car Jacker playing pool with the spatula key hooked right on his belt.)

Sonic: "there it is, Knuckles. the key. now how exactly are we gonna get it?"

Knuckles: "I got it. walk right in there and ask him for it."

Bowser (from right inside): "what are you staring at?!"

Sonic: "Knuckles, that's a terrible and horrible idea."

Knuckles: "sorry 'bout that."

Sonic: "I got it. I'll go right in there and create a distraction. and you get the key."

Knuckles: "oh wait! I wanna do the distraction!"

Sonic: "well? okay. I guess it doesn't really matter who does the distraction."

(Sonic and Knuckles enter the Nintendo Villain Bar. and they begin eating cookies while doing picture drawings with 1 another.)

Bowser (off screen): "hey! who's eating cookies and doing picture drawings in here?!"

Bowser: "you all know the rules in this bar."

Ganondorf, Wolf, Meta Knight, King Dedede and King K. Rool: "all cookie eating and picture drawing younger kids will be beaten senselessly by every single Nintendo Villain in the bar."

Bowser: "that's exactly right? so who's been doing it?"

(Sonic and Knuckles look innocently at 1 another and right at Bowser. but nervously.)

Bowser: "so nobody even knows."

Ganondorf: "well? maybe it was probably just-"

Bowser: "shut it! (He throws a chair right at Ganondorf.) somebody in here, isn't a real young man. (Sonic and Knuckles try their best to sneak right out. but Bowser sees them.) you there. we're on a younger kid hunt. and don't even think we don't even know how to weed them out. now everybody, line up. DJ Wolf. it's time for the test. (Wolf gives a super big thumbs up to Bowser and he plays a music album.) no younger kid can resist singing along to this 1."

(Crazy Apple's theme tune is playing on the record player.)

Knuckles: [Nervously] "Sonic. it's Crazy Apple's theme tune."

Sonic: [In Whispery And Raspy Voice] "I know, Knuckles. I know."

(Sonic and Knuckles resist in singing along to the entire song.)

Crazy Apple (on the record player): Crazy Apple really loves you

all of you little sweet girls and boys

Crazy Apple (on the record player) (continued): Crazy Apple really loves you

when you buy all of his fun thrilled games and toys

(Bowser walks right over to the other Nintendo villains.)

King Dedede: [Coughs A Bit]

Bowser: "it was you. you're the younger kid."

King Dedede: "no. I just coughed a bit. I swear."

(Bowser walks right on.)

King Dedede: [Sighs In Relief]

Bowser: "DJ Wolf! turn it up a bit louder!"

Sonic: "don't sing along, Knuckles."

Knuckles: "I'm trying, Sonic. trying super hard."

(Bowser notices Sonic and Knuckles's struggle in not singing along with the entire song.)

Bowser: Crazy Apple really loves you

all of you little sweet girls and boys

Bowser (continued): Crazy Apple really loves you

Crazy Twins (off screen): when you buy all of his fun thrilled games and toys.

Bowser: [Laughing Evilly] "well? which 1 of you younger kids was it?"

Crazy Twins: "it was him. he's the 1 who did it. I never even ate at Crazy Apple's Ice Cream and Fruit Bar."

Bowser: "well. it looks like we got ourselves a double younger kid."

(Bowser and the Nintendo Villains surround the crazy twins and they lunge right at them. Sonic and Knuckles escape the Nintendo Villain Bar.)

Sonic: "man. that was a super close call."

Knuckles: "and look what I just got?"

(Knuckles pulls out the spatula key.)

Sonic: "the key. now keep silent and follow me."

(Cut to the chili cheese dog mobile rolling right down the city streets just as it becomes evening time. back home in Mobius, the very next morning, Shadow is enjoying the entire time without Sonic and Knuckles.)

Shadow: "it's too bad that Sonic's not here to enjoy Sonic not being here."

Shadow: [Silently Chuckles A Bit]

(Shadow walks around right past Espio who's wearing a Dark Pub House helmet.)

Espio: "good morning, Shadow."

Shadow: "some other people and critters just have no taste in head gear."

(Shadow stops right at an intersection and he sees a mother, father, sister and baby brother who all have Dark Pub House helmets on them.)

Shadow: "babies and younger kids as well too? (He walks right up to Wave.) pardon me. but where exactly is everybody getting that crazy pathetic head gear?"

Wave: "oh? well I got it at the Dark Pub House. Dr. Eggman's giving them away free with every single chili cheese dog."

Shadow: "Dark Pub House? free? chili cheese dog? Dr. Eggman? giving? with?"

(Right inside the Dark Pub House, Dr. Eggman is enjoying his entire day and he's watching over his customers. and Shadow barges right in there.)

Shadow: "so. you're selling chili cheese dogs. right, Dr. Eggman?"

Dr. Eggman: "that's exactly right, Shadow. (He pulls out a Dark Pub House helmet.) and there's a free good Dark Pub House helmet for every single purchase. would you care to have 1?"

Shadow: "no way. you might've blackmailed everybody in this entire city town. but you can't even prank me. I listen to radio music and news reports."

Dr. Eggman: "and what exactly is that supposed to mean?"

Shadow: "it means that you set up Vector. you stole the golden crown so that King Acorn would freeze him and you could finally get your hands on the chili cheese dog recipe."

(Dr. Eggman looks right at his hands.)

Shadow: "it was you all along. but you just made 1 single mistake. you messed around with my paycheck. so right now, I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the globe. King Acorn."

Dr. Eggman: "we'll see about that, Inspector Hedgehog."

Dr. Eggman: [Chuckles Evilly]

(Dr. Eggman pushes 1 of the buttons on the computer screen.)

Orbot: "now activating all helmet mind-control devices."

Shadow: "what the-(A satellite goes right up on the roof of the Dark Pub House. an antenna rises right outta every single customer's Dark Pub House helmet. which covers every single customer's eyes 1 by 1.) hmmmm?"

(The mind-controlled slaves begin standing right up.)

Mind Controlled-Slaves: "all bow to Dr. Eggman."

Shadow: "what's going on around here?"

Mind-Controlled Slaves: "all bow to Dr. Eggman."

Dr. Eggman: "grab him, my fellow mind-controlled slaves!"

Mind-Controlled Slaves: "all bow to Dr. Eggman."

Shadow: "I'm getting the dang heck outta here!"

(Shadow runs around super-fast for the door. but more mind-controlled slaves begin surrounding him.)

Mind-Controlled Slaves: "all bow to Dr. Eggman. all bow to Dr. Eggman."

Dr. Eggman: "who exactly is gonna stop me? hmm?"

(Meanwhile, Sonic and Knuckles are still driving around in the chili cheese dog mobile.)

Sonic and Knuckles: [Laughing A Bit Again]

Sonic: "come on, Knuckles. 1 more time."

Knuckles: [Impersonating Bowser] "we're on a younger kid hunt. and don't even think we don't even know how to weed them out."

Sonic and Knuckles: [Laughing A Bit]

Sonic: "weed them out."

Knuckles: "what a jerk bait of a Koopa."

(They begin driving around on a super big pile of skulls.)

Sonic: "whoa, boy. the road's getting super bumpy here."

Knuckles: "you know what, Sonic? there's a super good lesson to be learned from this."

Sonic: "what's that, Knuckles?"

Knuckles: "a cookie eating and picture drawing younger kid doesn't even belong out here in young man's country."

Sonic: "oh yeah. (He realizes something in his mind.) wait just 1 minute. we ate those cookies and we did those picture drawings. doesn't that really make us the cookie eating and picture drawing younger kid?"

(Sonic and Knuckles think for a bit while Knuckles notices a free good ice cream stand and sign.)

Knuckles: "hey look! free good ice cream snacks!"

Sonic: "alright! oh boy!"

(Sonic heads right over to the ice cream stand despite the pile of skulls surrounding him.)

Knuckles (speaking to a skull): "how ya doin'? (He looks right at his surroundings and a bit confused.) wait! come back here! Sonic!"

Sonic: "yeah, Knuckles?"

Knuckles: "make mine a green mint chocolate chunk."

Sonic: "I got you covered. (to the elderly lady) 2, please."

Elderly Lady: "why certainly. (She takes out the false ice cream snacks.) you young kids enjoy."

Sonic: "actually, we're young men, lady. but thanks a bunch. (He gets the ice cream bowls.) okay, Knuckles. let's-(His hands are stuck right on the bowl in which of course the elderly lady's holding) you can let go right now. I said let go right now, please. what's this?! (A super loud rumbling sound is heard.) what kind of an elderly lady are you?! (Sharp teeth rise up from above.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

(Sonic and Knuckles escape the giant green monster in the chili cheese dog mobile.)

Knuckles: "did you get the ice cream snacks?"

Giant Green Monster: [Growling And Snarling]

Sonic: "step on it, Knuckles!"

(Knuckles drives the chili cheese dog mobile far away from the giant green monster at top speed.)

Sonic and Knuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mephiles (arriving at the Nintendo Villain Bar and noticing a bag of cookies and a picture drawing pad): "hmmm."

(Mephiles begins eating some of the cookies and doing some picture drawings.)

Bowser: "hey, you! you might not know it, dark super-fast hedgehog. but we got a number 1 rule here about eating cookies and doing picture drawings."

Other Nintendo Villains: "all cookie eating and picture drawing younger kids will be beaten senselessly by-(Mephiles power blasts Bowser.) every single Nintendo villain in the bar."

(Cut back to Sonic and Knuckles who are still escaping from the giant green monster…)

Elderly Lady: "come on, boys. have some ice cream snacks."

Sonic and Knuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Elderly Lady: "I'll let you pet Carrington."

(A sticky but veiny cat on the giant green monster's tongue is shown.)

Carrington: [Meows A Bit]

Sonic: "jump for it, Knuckles! (They jump right outta the chili cheese dog wagon. which of course the giant green monster eats in 1 single bite and it smiles a bit but stops when a gigantic red monster comes and it eats it alive.) well? we just lost our car again."

Knuckles: "never mind about the car, Sonic. where exactly is the road?"

Sonic: "there's the road. (the entire road's shown right on the other side of the trench.) right on the other side of this deep, dark, hazardous,"

Knuckles: "dangerous."

Sonic: "dangerous,"

Knuckles; "monster infested."

Sonic: "oh yeah. monster infested trench."

Knuckles: "hey, Sonic! look! (He shows Sonic an entire flight of stair steps leading all the way down there.) here's all the way down. well we're not gonna get the golden crown standing here. on to Dark City. (Knuckles takes the very first step. and some giant monsters are heard growling and snarling.) oh look. it's making all sorts of noise. Sonic? (He sees him about to make his leave.) hey. where exactly do you think you're going?"

Sonic: "I'm going back home right now, Knuckles."

Knuckles: "but what about Vector?"

Sonic: "and what about us? we're never gonna survive in that trench. you just said it yourself. this is young man's country. and let's face it, Knuckles. we're just young kids."

Knuckles: "we're not young kids!"

Sonic: "wake up and pay attention, Knuckles! we eat cookies while doing picture drawings! we eat ice cream snacks! and we even worship a dancing and singing apple for fruit sakes! we don't even belong out here!"

Knuckles: "we don't even worship him!"

Sonic (showing Knuckles a photo with his Crazy Apple toy collection): "Knuckles! you been having that Crazy Apple toy collection for seven years straight! what exactly do you call that?!"

Knuckles: [Teared Up] "worship? oh you're absolutely right, Sonic! we really are young kids!"

Knuckles: [Sobbing A Bit]

Sonic: "keep control of the water works, Knuckles. we're going back home right now."

Sally (off screen): "but you can't go back home right now."

(Sonic and Knuckles see Sally driving around in a horse-drawn carriage.)

Sonic: "Sally! long time no see!"

Knuckles: "Sally?!"

Sonic: "how much did you really hear?"

Sally: "I heard quite enough."

Knuckles: "did you see the photo of me with my toy collection?"

Sally: "no, Knuckles."

Knuckles: "did you really wanna?"

Sally: "look, you guys. you may be young kids. but you're the only ones left who can get that golden crown."

Sonic: "what exactly do you mean the only ones left?"

Sally: "things have got a lot worse ever since you left Mobius. (She pulls out her portable DVD screen.) or should I say Egg-Topolis?"

Mind-Controlled Slaves: "all bow to Dr. Eggman."

Dr. Eggman (holding out a whip): "no resting here. this entire monument celebrating my entire glory isn't gonna build itself. so move a bit faster!"

Sonic: "oh my gosh, Knuckles! look! Dr. Eggman's turned everybody that we know into mind-controlled slaves. Shadow. (Shadow fans Dr. Eggman, Orbot and Cubot.) Amy. (Amy is running around on a treadmill.) Blaze. (Blaze is mining on some rocks.) even Tails."

(Tails has a rope tied to a medium round rock. and he's sweating a bit.)

Tails: "all bow to Dr. Eggman."

Sonic: "can't your father even do something about this?"

Sally: "my father's way too busy being distracted by his gray furs to do anything."

(The portable DVD screen shows King Acorn's gray furs about to be sprayed by Flashy with extra same colored fur spray.)

King Acorn: "oh, squire. will you please hurry up already?"

(Flashy accidentally sprays the extra same colored fur spray in King Acorn's eyes.)

King Acorn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sally (closing the portable DVD screen): "so you see, boys? you can't even quit. the fate of Mobius rests in your hands."

Sonic: "but-but we're just-"

Sally: "hey come on. it doesn't matter if you're young kids. what seems to be wrong with being a young kid anyhow? young kids rule! you don't need to be a young man to do this. you just need to believe in yourselves."

Sonic: "I simply believe-"

Sally: "yeah. that's the true spirit."

Sonic: "I simply believe that everybody we know is gone for good right now!"

Sonic and Knuckles: [Sobbing Wildly]

Sally: "come on, you guys. (Sonic and Knuckles stop sobbing a bit.) I guess you're absolutely right. a couple of young kids would never survive this journey quest. that's exactly why I'll just need to turn you boys into young men."

Sonic: "you can really do that? but how?"

Sally: "with my super powerful princess magic."

Sonic: "did you hear that, Knuckles? she's gonna use her princess magic to turn us into young men."

Sally: "super good. now let's begin. close your eyes."

(Sonic and Knuckles close their eyes.)

Sonic: "are we young men yet?"

Sally: "not yet, Sonic. spin around 5 times."

(Sonic and Knuckles begin spinning around 5 times.)

Sonic: "I think it's working perfectly."

Sally: "super good. now keep your eyes closed. (She grabs false purple mustaches that look identical to Mario's.) with my princess magic, I command that the 2 of you turn into young men. now open your eyes."

Sonic: "hey. I'm not feeling any-(He notices Knuckles with a purple mustache.) oh my gosh, Knuckles! you got a purple mustache!"

Knuckles: "so do you, Sonic!"

Sonic: "wooooooow!"

Sally: "so now that you're young men, can you 2 make it all the way to Dark City?"

Sonic and Knuckles: "heck yeah!"

Sally: "are young men terrified of anything?"

Sonic and Knuckles: "heck no!"

Sally: "and why?"

Sonic and Knuckles: "'cause we're both invincible! (They both jump right off the trench.) yahooooooooooo!"

Sally: "I never even said anything about that!"

(Sonic and Knuckles are still falling right down below doing super tough men moves.)

Sonic: "Knuckles?

Knuckles: "yeah, Sonic?"

Sonic: "why exactly did we jump right over the edge instead of taking the stair steps?"

Knuckles: "well? 'cause-"

Sonic and Knuckles (falling right down below): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sonic: "well? at least we're safe and secure right at the bottom of this entire trench."

Mephiles (off screen): "finally. I got you right where I want both of you."

Sonic: "can I help you with something, kind sir?"

Mephiles: "the name's Mephiles. I been hired to get rid of both of you."

Sonic: "you're gonna get rid of us? listen here, Mephiles. you caught me and my best friend for life in a super good mood today. so I'm gonna need to let you off with 1 single warning. step aside and you won't need to feel the super powerful wrath of our purple mustaches."

Mephiles: "you really mean these? (He rips Sonic and Knuckles's false purple mustaches right off their faces.) I thought you still even had pieces of garden salad stuck to your mouths from lunch meal time."

Sonic: "they were false?"

Mephiles: "of course they were false. and this is exactly what a real super powerful mustache looks like."

(Mephiles grows a super powerful mustache himself.)

Sonic: "what on earth are you gonna do to us?!"

Mephiles: "Dr. Eggman was super specific."

Sonic: "Dr. Eggman?!"

Mephiles: "for some other reason, he wanted me to power-blast both of you."

Knuckles: "power blast us?"

Mephiles: "yeah right. that way you'll both never find out that he stole the golden crown."

(Sonic and Knuckles look right at 1 another a bit terrified.)

Mephiles: "maybe I just said a bit too much."

(Mephiles gets knocked down by a mysterious somebody.)

Sonic: "alright!"

Knuckles: "thanks a bunch, Mr. Blue Stranger!"

(Sonic and Knuckles look right up to see Duborag approaching them.)

Sonic: "it's Duborag!"

Sonic and Knuckles (running around in fear): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Duborag grabs Sonic and Knuckles. and he takes them all the way out in the darkness.)

Sonic: "help! save our entire lives!"

Knuckles: "get us down from here!"

(Sonic and Knuckles have recovered in a super big cage.)

Knuckles: "are we deceased?"

Sonic: "I don't think so, Knuckles. I don't even know where we are. (He bumps right into the cage bars.) what's this?"

Knuckles: "it must be some kind of wall psychic energy."

Sonic: "no, Knuckles. it's a giant size cage."

(The camera zooms in on the outside of the super big cage.)

Sonic: "hey. there are some other Mobians who can help us out here."

Sonic and Knuckles: "hey, you! over here! hey, you guys! help us out here! we're stuck in this-"

Sonic: "wait just 1 minute. (He sees 3 stone statues of Nova the Jackal, Alfredo the Bat and Clover the Hedgehog.) those Mobians are stone solid. (Duborag spies on Sonic and Knuckles who are running around in fear.) what's he gonna do to us? (Duborag appears and he takes out a little toolbox.) oh crap. he's going for his pure evil wand of magic. (Duborag takes out his pure evil wand of magic. and Sonic and Knuckles snuggle tightly with 1 another in fear.) he even made a stone statue of…Athena the Jaguar?! Knuckles! he's turning other Mobians into stone statues and putting them in this museum! and I think we could be next!"

Knuckles: "you really think so?"

(Duborag takes Knuckles right outta the super big cage.)

Sonic: "Knuckles! noooooo! AAAAAAAAAAAH!"

(Duborag takes Sonic out as well too. and he places him with Knuckles right on the spot for them to become stone statues as well too.)

Sonic: "the power's super intense from the wand of magic that I can't even move around."

Knuckles: "tell me about it."

Duborag: [Laughing Evilly]

(Duborag grabs a comic magazine. and he goes right into the young men's washroom.)

Sonic: "this isn't looking super good, Knuckles."

Knuckles: "you mean we're not gonna get the golden crown and save the city town and Vector?"

Sonic: "I don't even think we were able to save ourselves, man. it looks like exactly what everybody said about us is really true."

Knuckles: "you mean that we're attractive?"

Sonic: "no. it means that we're just young kids. a couple of young kids in way over their heads. we were doomed from the beginning. I mean, take a super good look at us. we didn't even come closer to the golden crown. we let everybody down and we failed."

Knuckles: "Dark City."

Sonic: "yeah. we never even made it to Dark City."

Knuckles: "Dark City."

Sonic: "exactly right, buddy old pal. the place that we never got to."

Knuckles: "Dark City."

Sonic: "okay, now you're really beginning to bum me out, Knuckles."

Knuckles: "no, Sonic. take a super good look at the sign. (He points right at the sign.) Dark City Gift Shop and Museum."

Sonic: "Dark City's a gift shop and museum? but if this is Dark City, then where exactly is the-"

(The camera zooms in on King Acorn's golden crown sitting right on a red cushion)

Sonic and Knuckles: "G-Golden C-Crown!"

Sonic: "King Acorn's golden crown. this is Dark City. Knuckles, we finally made it."

Knuckles: "yeah. I guess we really did."

Sonic: [Sniffs A Bit] "we did super good for a couple of goof brains."

(Sonic and Knuckles begin shedding tear drops of joy and excitement.)

Sonic: Crazy Apple really loves you

Knuckles: all of you little sweet girls and boys

Sonic: Crazy Apple really loves you

Sonic and Knuckles: when you buy

all of his fun thrilled games and toys

(Sonic and Knuckles are slowly turned into stone statues. and the camera zooms back in on the movie theater with Archie, Betty, Reggie, Veronica, Chuck, Nancy, Moose, Midge, Jughead, Ethyl and Dilton and other people sobbing their eyes out.)

Archie: "that's the end of Sonic and Knuckles."

Jughead: "come here, Archie."

Moose: "hey. quit blubbering and take a super good look at the movie screen."

Archie: "hey. Moose is absolutely right. look. it's the tear drop of the Crazy Apples."

(The teardrop heart rolls right into the cauldron of magic gold dust. which of course brings Sonic and Knuckles back to life.)

Sonic: "hey. we're alive and kicking again."

Riverdale High School Students: "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!"

Sonic: "now let's get that golden crown."

Knuckles: "right. let's do it."

(Sonic and Knuckles rush right over to the golden crown.)

Sonic: "on backwards count from 3, Knuckles. you prepared? 3, 2, 1, go! (Duborag picks up King Acorn's golden crown.) it's lighter than I thought it would be. (The camera zooms in on Duborag.) whoooooa!"

Sonic and Knuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Knuckles (seeing the other Mobians being brought back to life): "hey. what's happening here?"

Sonic: "I don't know, Knuckles. look."

(Nova, Alfredo, Athena and Clover also get brought back to life.)

Nova: "I'm me again."

Athena: "I'm not stone solid any longer."

Clover: "neither am I."

(Nova, Alfredo, Athena and Clover pile on Duborag and they begin attacking him. and Sonic and Knuckles exit the Dark City building with King Acorn's golden crown.)

Sonic: "come on, Knuckles. let's get this golden crown back to Mobius. you still got that magic bag of breeze?"

Knuckles: "I sure do, Sonic. here you go."

(Knuckles hands Sonic the magic bag of breeze.)

Sonic: "okay. now let's go over the instructions. let's see. it says here. point bag away from hometown."

Knuckles: "okay."

(Knuckles points the magic bag of breeze right towards Dark City.)

Sonic: "plant feet right on ground."

Knuckles: "exactly right."

Sonic: "remove string from bag. releasing the breeze."

Knuckles: "checkerino."

(Knuckles pulls the string tied around the magic bag of breeze. which of course causes it to fly around all over the place.)

Sonic: "well. that sure seems quite simple enough. point bag away from hometown. plant feet right on ground. and remove string from bag. releasing the breeze. okay. now let's do it for real."

Knuckles: "hey. uh, Sonic?"

(Knuckles points right at the magic bag of winds flying away.)

Sonic: "no! stop! no!"

Knuckles: "I was super bad! I'm terribly sorry! please, bag. I'm terribly sorry! I just thought it was a super big mistake!"

(The magic bag of breeze disappears.)

Sonic: "aw man. how exactly are we ever gonna get back home to Mobius right now?"

Spyro (off screen): "I can take you boys there."

(Spyro lands right near Sonic and Knuckles.)

Sonic: "who exactly are you?"

Spyro: "I'm Spyro the Purple Dragon."

Sonic and Knuckles: "oh yeah! alright!"

Spyro: "just get right on my back and I'll fly you all the way back home to Mobius."

(The scene cuts to Sonic and Knuckles flying around on Spyro on their way back home to Mobius.)

Sonic: "go, Spyro! go!"

Knuckles: "next stop! Mobius!"

(Meanwhile back home in Mobius, all of Dr. Eggman's mind-controlled slaves are still in his control.)

Mind-Controlled Slaves: "all bow to Dr. Eggman. all bow to Dr. Eggman."

(Right inside the Lucky Vector 2, Dr. Eggman walks right in.)

Dr. Eggman: "well, Vector. do you even know exactly what today is? (He looks right at the calendar and the date's March fourteenth.) sorry 'bout this old calendar. (He changes it.) March fifteenth. no wait. that's not quite right. it should even say the day that Vector barbecues up! [Laughs Evilly] what the-(He looks right out the window and he sees that King Acorn and Sally have arrived again.) well. guess who's here."

Cut back to Sonic and Knuckles who are still riding around on Spyro…..)

Sonic: "yahoo for Spyro! nothing's gonna stop us right now!"

Knuckles: "unidentified object of the headquarters!"

Sonic: "it sort of looks just like (Mephiles emerges from outta nowhere.) Mephiles the Dark!"

Mephiles: "did you guys really miss me more than anything?"

(Back at the Lucky Vector 2, King Acorn and Sally arrive.)

Dr. Eggman (with a kids value pack and chaos soda with him): "this is the super best seat in the entire house. okay, Acorn. let's get it on."

King Acorn: "Vector the Crocodile. your ninth day reprieve is now up. and it's now time for you to pass away."

Vector (rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes): [Sobbing A Bit] "Please, King Acorn! I didn't even do it!"

King Acorn: "there's nothing I can do about it."

Sally (off screen): "but you can give Sonic and Knuckles a little bit more time."

King Acorn: "except give Sonic and Knuckles a little bit more t-t-time? what? Sally, will you seriously butt out? I won't have you stalling this torturing."

Sally: "stalling? but I'm not stalling anything."

King Acorn: "yes you are."

Sally: "no I'm not."

King Acorn: "yes you are. and you're doing it right now."

Sally: "I'm stalling?"

King Acorn: "yes. stalling."

Sally: "stalling?"

King Acorn: "stalling!"

Sally: "stalling."

King Acorn: "stalling!"

Dr. Eggman: "boy oh boy."

(Back in the other side of the city town, Mephiles has already cornered Sonic and Knuckles.)

Mephiles: "now where exactly were we?"

Sonic: "Knuckles! run away for your entire life!"

Knuckles: "no way. I'm tired of running around. let's take him down."

(Sonic and Knuckles fight off Mephiles. and they knock him right off Spyro's back.)

(Back inside the Lucky Vector 2)

Sally: "so you really think I'm stalling?"

King Acorn: "where am I?! in Crazy Land?! I had quite enough of this nonsense! (He slams his magic staff right down to the floor.) you're to wait in the carriage 'til the torturing's finished!"

Sally (going right over to the door): "but, Dad. come on."

King Acorn: "right now!"

(Sally goes right outside. and King Acorn magically puts the golden lock right on the door.)

Sally (bashing on the door): "no, please, no! oh, Sonic. wherever you are. you better hurry up."

(Meanwhile, Spyro has just arrived right near where Mobius is located.)

Spyro: "okay, boys. next stop, Mobius."

Sonic and Knuckles: "yahooooooooo!"

Spyro: "here we goooooooooo!"

(Spyro flies Sonic and Knuckles on their way back home to Mobius.)

King Acorn: "Vector the Crocodile. the time's now come."

Sally: "nooo."

Dr. Eggman: "yeees."

King Acorn: "for you to burn up."

(Spyro lands Sonic and Knuckles right down crash landing into the roof of the Lucky Vector 2.)

Spyro (to himself): "you did super good, Spyro. you did super good."

(Back inside the Lucky Vector 2, Sonic and Knuckles have just brought back King Acorn's golden crown.)

Sonic: "alright! we finally made it!"

Knuckles: "we finally made it!"

(Vector, who's still frozen solid dances around with Sonic and Knuckles in excitement.)

King Acorn: "my golden crown! my precious golden crown!"

Sally: "Sonic? Knuckles? I knew that you boys could really do it."

Dr. Eggman: [Applauding Slowly] "oh yeah. well done."

Sonic: "sorry to be raining on your parade, Dr. Eggman."

Dr. Eggman: "oh don't worry about me. my parade's quite dry right underneath my umbrella."

Sonic, Knuckles and Sally: "umbrella?"

(Cut back to King Acorn who's still admiring his golden crown. and a Dark Pub House helmet lands right on his head.)

Sally: "no, Dad! no!"

Dr. Eggman: [Mockingly] "yes, Dad! yes!"

(An antenna emerges right from King Acorn's Dark Pub House helmet.)

King Acorn: "all bow to Dr. Eggman."

Sonic, Knuckles and Sally: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Mind-Controlled Slaves: "all bow to Dr. Eggman. all bow to Dr. Eggman. all bow to Dr. Eggman. all bow to Dr. Eggman."

Knuckles: "Sonic? what just happened?"

Sonic: "Dr. Eggman just cheated."

Dr. Eggman: "what? cheated? (He looks right at King Acorn.) hold it right there, gray furs. (King Acorn turns off his magic staff. to Sonic) grow up already, Sonic the Hedgehog. you really think this is a fun thrilled game of Frisbee golf or playing pretend on the playground in the park? you never had 1 single chance to defeat me, foolish pathetic blue super-fast hedgehog. and you know exactly why?"

Sonic: "is it 'cause you just cheated?"

Dr. Eggman: "no. it's not 'cause I just cheated. it's 'cause I'm a pure evil genius. and you're just a young kid. a stupid and crazy young kid."

Dr. Eggman and Mind-Controlled Slaves: [Laughing A Bit]

Sonic: "I guess you're absolutely right, Dr. Eggman. I really am just a young kid."

Dr. Eggman: "of course I'm absolutely right. okay, Acorn. time to kill off."

Sonic: "and you know that I been through a lot in the past seven days, six minutes, twenty-eight and a half seconds. and if I learned anything during that time, it's that you're really what you really are."

Dr. Eggman: "that's exactly right. okay, Acorn."

Sonic: "and now amount of princess magic. (Sally looks a bit down depressingly in shock.) or managerial promotion. (Cut to the frozen solid Vector) or some other thing that can make me anything more than I truly am on the inside. a young kid."

Dr. Eggman: "good. splendid. now get right back against the walls."

Sonic: "but that's okay."

Dr. Eggman: "what? what's going on around here?"

Sonic: "it's 'cause I did exactly what everybody said that a young kid couldn't even do. I made it to Dark City. and I defeated Duborag. and I even brought the golden crown back safe and secure."

Dr. Eggman: "okay. we get the point."

Sonic: "so yeah. I'm a young kid. and I'm also a dork bait, a crazy figure, a ding-a-ling, a wingnut and a super crazy knucklehead."

Dr. Eggman: "what's going on around here?"

Sonic: "but most importantly, Crazy-"

Dr. Eggman: "okay, settle down. just take it easy."

Sonic: "Crazy…Crazy-"

Dr. Eggman: "what the dang heck?!"

Sonic: Crazy Apple really loves you

rock!

all of you little sweet girls and boys

rock!

Sonic (continued): Crazy Apple really loves you

rock!

when you buy all of his

fun thrilled games and toys

rock!

Sonic: put your toys and things away

well all I gotta say

when you tell us not to run around and play

no way

no way

no frickin' way

Sonic (continued): I'm a young kid you say

when you say I'm a young kid

say it again and I say thanks a bunch

Dr. Eggman: "what's happening? his dance off moves are super impressive. but I'm still in control here. seize him!"

Mind-Controlled Slaves: "all bow to Dr. Eggman. all bow to Dr. Eggman."

Knuckles: "whooooooooa!"

(A laser beam blasts a Dark Pub House helmet right off Jet's head.)

Jet: "I'm free at last! I'm finally free at last!"

Dr. Eggman: "whaaaaat?! (Sonic zaps more Dark Pub House helmets off.) nooooooooooo! my sweet precious helmets!"

Shadow: "yeah! alright!"

Blaze: "finally!"

Amy: "yeaaaaaah!"

Tails: "I'm back to the way I was before."

All Residents: "Yahoooooooooo!"

Dr. Eggman: "his martial arts karate chops are way too powerful. the helmets can't handle this entire level of rock and roll music! Orbot! Cubot! do something about it! Orbot? Cubot?"

(Orbot and Cubot are dancing it off right through the entire crowd.)

Dr. Eggman: "okay! this is the final chapter! Acorn! I command you to-"

(Sonic zaps King Acorn's Dark Pub House Helmet. and Sally hands him his golden crown.)

Sally: "here you go, Dad. this belongs to you."

Dr. Eggman: "I better get outta here."

(Dr. Eggman runs right over to the door. and a crowd of residents burst right in there.)

Charmy: "look! it's Sonic who saved all of us!"

Dr. Eggman: "outta my way!"

(The entire crowd runs right into Dr. Eggman.)

Dr. Eggman: "Yowch! ow! yowch! ow! yowch!"

(Dr. Eggman's now being arrested by the police officers.)

Dr. Eggman: "come on. I was just kidding around. come on. you guys knew about that. didn't you? with all of those helmets and monuments. wasn't that super hilarious, everybody? (He gets put right into the police car.) I'll destroy all of you!"

(Cut back to Sonic, Knuckles, Sally and King Acorn in the Lucky Vector 2.)

King Acorn: "well, Sally. I gotta admit that you were absolutely right. your compassion for those residents proved a most admirable trait. and without it, I wouldn't've seen my precious golden crown again. I think you're gonna make a super fine ruler of the city town 1 entire day. now let's go back home right now to our castle."

(King Acorn's about to make his leave. but Sally stops him a bit.)

Sally: "wait, Dad. aren't you forgetting something?"

King Acorn: "what? oh yeah. Vector the Crocodile, I forgot to unfreeze you."

(King Acorn unfreezes Vector.)

Vector: "alright! finally!"

King Acorn: "I'm terribly sorry for falsely freezing you, Vector. and might I say, kind sir, you're a super lucky fellow to have in your employment, such a super brave, fearless and heroic hard working young hedgehog. where exactly is he anyhow?"

Sonic (off screen): "I'm right up here."

Knuckles: "I'm on it."

(Knuckles gets Sonic all the way down.)

King Acorn: "go to him now, Vector. embrace him."

(Vector walks right over to Sonic.)

Vector: "Sonic. I'm terribly sorry if I ever doubted you. that's a terrible and horrible mistake that I won't ever make again."

Sonic: "oh, Vector. you big kid friendly crocodile."

(Sonic and Vector snuggle up tightly with 1 another.)

Vector: "and now, Sonic. I'm gonna do something that I should've done seven days ago. Shadow the Hedgehog! front and center, please. (Shadow emerges right over to Sonic, Knuckles and Vector.) I think we all know exactly who rightfully deserves to wear that manager sticker."

(Vector looks right at Sonic.)

Shadow: "I couldn't even agree more, Vector."

Rotor: "yahoo for Sonic!"

[Crowd Cheering Wildly]

Sonic: "wait just 1 minute, you guys. there's something that I really need to say first. I just don't even know exactly where to put it."

Shadow: "I think I know exactly what it is. right after going on your life changing journey quest, you now realize that you don't really want exactly what you thought you really wanted. what you really wanted was right inside you all along."

Sonic: "are you super crazy?! (He grabs the manager sticker.) I was just gonna say that you're mouths dropped wide open. (Shadow's eyes widen in surprise and amazement.) manager?! this is the most super thrilling day in my entire life!"

(Cut back to Archie, Betty, Reggie, Veronica, Jughead, Ethyl, Moose, Midge, Chuck, Nancy and Dilton in the movie theater auditorium…)

Archie: "whoa. man."

Jughead: "that cameo appearance by Spyro the Purple Dragon was super thrilling."

Movie Usher Man: "pardon me. but you guys need to leave."

Reggie: "what? say that again if you dare."

Movie Usher Man: "you guys need to leave."

Archie: "well. okay."