A Tiny Toons Winter Holiday Spectacular

by cartoonman412

The Tiny Toons gang members, along with their new good friend and neighbor, April Alaskey (She's got the exact same last name in tribute and memoriam of the late Joe Alaskey respectively) who just moved right into Elmyra Duff's old house. (Elmyra Duff moved from ACME Acres to another city town during the events of 'Tiny Toons Looniversity'.)

Prologue: Waiting for the Clock Again

[Tiny Toons Looniversity Theme Tune In Background]

The screen at first reads: In Memoriam: Jonathan Winters (1925-2013), Casey Kasem (1932-2014), Stan Freburg (1926-2015), Joe Alaskey (1952-2016) and June Foray (1917-2017).

Warner Bros. 2.0 Animation Pictures presents

A Tiny Toons Winter Holiday Spectacular

Cut to the inside of Professor Daffy's classroom...

[Piano Music In Background]

All Tiny Toons Gang Members and April: We're waiting for the clock again

to strike 3

All Tiny Toons Gang Members and April (continued): when it's again 3 o'clock

we'll finally

be free

Plucky: then it's see you next year

ACME Looniversity

All Tiny Toons Gang Members and April: winter time is coming

finally

[Piano Music Continues In Background]

All Tiny Toons Gang Members and April: say see you next year

to teachers, principals and books

Plucky: see you next year in January

you old snooks

All Tiny Toons Gang Members and April: all winter long

we'll finally be free

come on old slow clock

please again strike 3

[Piano Music Continues Again]

Babs: in the winter

I will build a comedy performing

snowman

Buster: I will break the

super best sled record

if I can

Hamton: during winter break

I will play a fun thrilled

dreidel game

April: I will find a secret Santa

who's the exact same

Fifi: I shahll find a geeft

fahr sahmebahdy

who ees naht lahme

April: wanna find that

secret Santa

'til he's tamed

Plucky: winter is the

time to hang around

with your best friends

All Tiny Toons Gang Members and April: our number 1 wish is

that the winter

never ends

All Tiny Toons Gang Members and April (continued): we were all waiting patiently

waiting for the clock to finally set us free

All Tiny Toons Gang Members and April: we beg for winter

on 1 bended knee

come on old slow clock

please again strike one

strike two

strike threeeeeeeeee

It's now 3:00 PM.

Gogo emerges right out the cuckoo clock.

Gogo: "You're finally out for winter vacation. cuckoo! cuckoo!"

The Tiny Toons gang members race around right outta the ACME Looniversity building in their winter holiday outfits.

Buster and Babs: We almost went looney

from counting days to Decemberoony

Buster and Babs (continued): but this afternoony

Buster, Babs and other Tiny Toons Gang Members, including April: winter time is here

Plucky: our winter vacation

Hamton: is not a vacuum cleaner humming

Fifi: Chreestmees time

ees coming

Buster and Babs: it's the most

perfect time of year

Buster, Babs and other Tiny Toons Gang members, including April: come down to ACME Acres

for a sled ride in the snow

silver bells

pine tree smells

lots for everyone

Buster, Babs and other Tiny Toons Gang Members, including April: we're tiny

we're toony

we're all a little looney

it's Tiny Toons Looniversity

with some winter fun

Buster and Babs: now the film

has begun.

Fade to a black screen…

Scene 1: Outside the Pig family members' house

Plucky: "Well, Hamton. a super thrilling day of winter vacation. now what do you wanna do first? sled riding? snowball fighting? or watching 1 of those winter holiday films?"

Hamton: "I really appreciate it, Plucky. but I'm going outta town this winter. my parents, Uncle Stinky and I are going over to my Bubbie and Pappy's house for a Hannukah celebration party."

Plucky: "Oh well. good luck with that, Hammy ol' pal."

Winnie (off screen): "Oh, Hamton."

The camera zooms in on the Pig family members' car...

Wade: "hurry up there, son. we're all prepared to go to Bubbie and Pappy's house."

Hamton: "See you later, Plucky."

Plucky: "me too, Hamton."

Hamton, Winnie, Wade and Uncle Stinky get right into the car and they drive off.

Plucky: "Well. there he goes. my best friend for life off to a Hannukah celebration party at his grandparents' house. now I can just stay at home in my own house and decorate my Christmas tree. at least I don't ever need to go through that entire trip to Happy World Land when we just rode around on the monorail. especially not after the time Hamton got carsick from reading 1 of my Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs comic magazines in the car and he barfed all over it 'cause I didn't move it away from him in the nick of time."

Plucky goes right inside his house and decorates his Christmas tree with Christmas lights and ornaments.

Plucky: "There. perfect. super good as new."

Ralph (off screen): "Oh not just yet, Plucky."

The camera zooms in on Plucky's parents, Ralph and Maria.

Maria: "you almost forgot something."

Plucky: "What? what's missing?"

Ralph: "the Christmas star that goes right on top of the Christmas tree."

Ralph puts the Christmas Star right on top of the Christmas tree.

Plucky: "Wow. that looks even shiny."

Maria: "Now all we need are some Christmas decorations to make this house look absolutely perfect."

Plucky: "Now I wonder how Hamton and his true family members are doing."

Cut to the Pig family members driving around in their car...

Wade: I found a little dreidel

she is made outta clay

and when she's dry and ready

the dreidel

I should play

oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

she is made outta clay

and when she's dry and ready

the dreidel

I should play.

Winnie: "Hamton? are you and Uncle Stinky nice and buckled up back there?"

Hamton: "We sure are, Mom. and we're ready to roll."

Uncle Stinky: [Grunting In Agreement]

The Pig family members' car continues driving around.

Wade (continued): I found a little dreidel

she is made outta clay

and when she's dry and ready

the dreidel I should play

oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

she is made outta clay

and when she's dry and ready

the dreidel I should play.

Wade: "Well, folks. ol' Bessie sure has reached a hundred and eighty-seven kilometers per hour."

Pig Family Members: [Cheering Wildly]

The Pig family members' car continues driving around 'til they reach their destination: Bubbie and Pappy's house.

Wade: "Well? we're all here."

Winnie: "Oh good. let's all get outta the car and greet them."

The Pig family members get right outta their car and greet Bubbie and Pappy.

Bubbie: "Well hello there."

Wade: "Mom, Dad. super good to see you again."

Pappy: "super good to see you again as well too, Winnie and Wade."

Bubbie: "and look at you, Hamton."

Hamton: "Hello, Bubbie. hello, Pappy. when's our dinner meal gonna be prepared?"

Pappy: "oh. our dinner meal won't be prepared 'til six thirty. but you can all come inside and help yourself to some appetizers."

Wade: "okay. thanks a bunch."

Winnie: "super good idea."

The Pig family members go right inside Bubbie and Pappy's house.

They all sit right down in the living room enjoying their appetizers.

Winnie: "So, Bubbie, Pappy. how are things going lately?"

Bubbie: "Oh pretty good, Winnie. we got everything prepared for our Hanukkah celebration party."

Pappy: "the Menorah, the dreidel games, the chocolate coins and decorations."

Hamton: "and most importantly: the dinner meal of cinnamon applesauce and tater flapjacks. yummy good."

Bubbie: "Oh my. that reminds me. I better go check on the tater flapjacks to make sure they're not burning up."

Bubbie goes right into the kitchen to check on the tater flapjacks. and she watches over them super carefully.

Hamton: "Now I wonder exactly how my other best friends for life and lovebirds are doing."

Cut to Buster who's about to go sled riding super-fast downhill and Babs who's about to build a comedy performing snowman named Sprinkles.

Buster: "Check me out, dudes. I'm gonna make all of ACME Acres history."

Buster begins sled riding downhill.

Buster: "Yabba, dabba dooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Babs has just finished building Sprinkles the Snowman.

Babs: "Now what exactly is missing? I know. his blue magic cap."

Babs puts the blue magic cap right on Sprinkles's head.

Babs: "There we go. that should do it."

Sprinkles comes to life.

Sprinkles: "Hey, Babs. you wanna hear a knock-knock joke?"

Babs: "Finally. a comedy performing snowman. just what I always dreamed about."

Sprinkles: "Knock-Knock."

Babs: "who's there?"

Sprinkles: "orange."

Babs: "orange who?"

Sprinkles: "orange you lucky the winter holidays are finally here?"

Babs: [Laughing Uncontrollably]

ACME Pet Shop

April's looking for the most perfect secret Santa gift for Dizzy.

April: "Now let's see. where to find the most perfect secret Santa gift for Dizzy."

April continues walking around 'til she gets to the pet toy aisle and she finds a blue Frisbee.

April: "Wow. a blue Frisbee. this is gonna be the most perfect secret Santa gift for him."

April picks up the blue Frisbee. and she goes right over to the ACME Pet Shop owner.

ACME Pet Shop Owner: "How can I help you out here?"

April: "I would like to buy this blue Frisbee for my secret Santa, please."

ACME Pet Shop Owner: "Okay. that'll be fourteen dollars, please."

April gives the ACME Pet Shop owner $14.00. and the ACME Pet Shop owner wraps it up in holiday wrapping paper.

ACME Pet Shop Owner: "Okay. here you go. have a super good winter holiday vacation."

April leaves with the secret Santa gift that she got for Dizzy.

Cut to Fifi and Shirley at the ACME Shopping Mall...

Fifi: "Chreestmahs geefts. I hahve gaht to find ze right chreestmahs geefts fahr hahmtahn ahnd furrbahll."

Shirley: "So like, Fifi. what exactly do you think they might like?"

Fifi: "Zat ees eet. I weell get a pahrtahble video gahme fahr hahmtahn. ahnd a leettle toy squeaky mouse fahr furrbahll."

Fifi walks around and picks up the portable video game player for Hamton and the little toy squeaky mouse for Furrball, then she goes right over to the shopping clerk.

Shopping Clerk: "Hello and welcome to the ACME Shopping Mall, how may I be of service?"

Fifi: "I would like to buy zis pahrtahble video gahme playair fahr Hahmtahn. ahnd zis leettle toy squeakair mouse fahr furrbahll ahs zeir chreestmahs geefts."

Shopping Clerk: "That'll be thirty-nine dollars, please."

Fifi gives the shopping clerk $39.00, and she purchase the 2 wrapped up gifts she got for Hamton and Furrball.

Fifi: "Merci, au revoir. hahve a supair good weentair hahleeday vahcation."

Fifi, along with Shirley, leaves with the 2 Christmas gifts that she got for Hamton and Furrball.

Meanwhile back with Hamton and his true family members…

Hamton, Winnie, Wade, Uncle Stinky, Bubbie and Pappy are playing dreidel games.

Winnie spins the dreidel, and it stops right at 36.

Winnie: "Ooooh. thirty-six. it's your turn, Hammy Cakes."

Hamton spins the dreidel, and it stops right at 37.

Hamton: "thirty-seven, Dad, it's your turn."

Wade spins the dreidel. and it stops right at 38.

Wade: "thirty-eight. it's your turn Uncle Stinky."

Uncle Stinky spins the dreidel, and it stops right at 39.

Uncle Stinky: [Grunting Sounds]

Uncle Stinky gives the dreidel to Bubbie.

Bubbie: "My turn already?"

Bubbie spins the dreidel, and it stops right at 40.

Bubbie: "forty. it's your turn, my dear."

Pappy spins the dreidel, and it stops right at 41.

Pappy: "forty-one. let's see who the winner is."

Wade: "I think I know exactly who the winner is."

Winnie: "You do? who is it, Wade?"

Wade: "The winner is….Hamton."

Hamton: "Oh boy. I never been super excited like this in all of my entire life."

Bubbie: "Well. now that our game's done, let's have a super nice and relaxing Hanukah dinner meal."

Pappy brings out the tater flapjacks with oven mitts while Bubbie brings out the cinnamon applesauce to the dining room table.

Pappy: "Now right before we begin eating, everybody. it's time we all say a blessing of our very own. you begin, Hamton."

Hamton: "Okay, Pappy."

They all begin holding hands with 1 another.

Hamton: "Dear God. thank you for this lovely Hanukah dinner meal. and thank you for the nice warm hands and lovely faces. amen."

Winnie, Wade, Bubbie and Pappy (except Uncle Stinky): "Amen."

Wade: "Alright, let's begin serving and dig in, everybody."

Hamton, Winnie, Wade, Uncle Stinky, Bubbie and Pappy begin serving 1 another very nicely and begin enjoying their dinner meal.

Bubbie: "Don't forget that right after our dinner meal, there's a super special Hanukah dessert meal of banana cream pie."

They eventually finish their dinner meals, wash some dishes and enjoy their dessert meal of banana cream pie.

Hamton: "Oh boy, Mom, Dad and Uncle Stinky. when we get back home, I'm gonna tell Plucky about this super fun and exciting event."

Winnie: "That's the spirit, Hamton."

Wade: "now you're thinking exactly what we're thinking."

Uncle Stinky: [Grunting In Reply]

Later, right after their dessert meals, the entire pig family is now opening their Hanukah gifts.

Hamton opens his Hanukah gift and finds a remote-controlled helicopter.

Hamton: "Wow. a remote-controlled helicopter. thanks, Bubbie and Pappy. I can hardly wait to show Plucky what you guys got for me."

Bubbie: "We know exactly how much you really love remote-controlled toys, Hamton."

Pappy: "and that's exactly why your grandmother and I went to the ACME Toy Shop to purchase the thing that you really wanted."

Later, Hamton (with his remote-controlled helicopter), Winnie, Wade and Uncle Stinky are now going back home to their own house.

Wade: "Goodbye, Mom and Dad. we all had such a super good time at your Hanukah celebration party."

Bubbie: "Goodbye, Hamton, Winnie, Wade and Uncle Stinky."

Pappy: "be sure to look super excited about our visit next year on the Fourth of July."

Bubbie: "and don't forget to also visit our house next year on Easter Sunday."

Hamton: "Okay, Bubbie and Pappy, we won't ever forget, right, Uncle Stinky?"

Uncle Stinky: [Grunting Right in Agreement]

Wade: "Okay, let's hit the road, everybody."

Hamton, Winnie, Wade and Uncle Stinky put their seatbelts on and begin driving right down the ACME Acres road.

Meanwhile, Dizzy is now playing around in the fields like crazy 'til April shows up right in front of him.

Dizzy: "Hiya, April."

April: "Look what I got for you, Dizzy. I bought at the ACME Pet Shop."

Dizzy: "Really?"

April gives Dizzy the secret Santa gift that she purchased for him at the ACME Pet Shop.

Dizzy: "Wow. for me?"

Dizzy opens his secret Santa gift and finds the blue plastic Frisbee.

Dizzy: "Wow. blue Frisbee!"

April: "Here, Dizzy. catch the Frisbee."

April begins throwing the blue Frisbee around and Dizzy catches it in his mouth.

Meanwhile right before going back inside their own houses, Hamton is telling Plucky how his entire family's Hanukah celebration party went.

Plucky: "So, Hamton, how'd your Hanukah celebration party go?"

Hamton: "It went great, Plucky. we had a dinner meal of tater flapjacks and cinnamon applesauce and a dessert meal of banana cream pie. and I even won the entire dreidel game."

Plucky: "Hey. that sounds just like super fun and excitement. well. we better go back inside our houses to get our beauty sleep. we gotta get prepared for the winter holiday float parade and assembly in downtown ACME Acres and the winter holiday house party at Shirley's house tomorrow evening. goodnight, Hamton."

Hamton: "Goodnight, Plucky."

They both go inside their own houses and fall asleep in their own beds.

The very next morning…

A Postman is putting some invitations to Shirley's Christmas house party in the mail box.

Babs: "Hey, Buster. let's go outside and see if we have any Christmas mail."

Buster: "Okay, Babs. now you're thinking what I'm thinking."

Buster and Babs go right out to the mailbox and they find an invitation to Shirley's winter holiday house party.

Babs: "Oh my gosh, Buster. look. Shirley's invited all of us over to her house for a winter holiday house party."

Buster: (reading the invitation letter) Dear, Buster, Babs and good friends, you're cordially invited to my Christmas house party,

Cut to Fifi reading the invitation letter….

Fifi: Zere ees gahnna be lahts of yummy good snahck, deennair ahnd dessert meal foods een ze deening room.

Cut to Hamton reading the invitation letter…

Hamton: and don't forget to wear your festive winter holiday clothes.

Now with Plucky reading the invitation letter….

Plucky: Love from, Shirley the Loon.

Buster: "okay. let's go then."

Babs: "that's exactly right, Buster. we better not keep the ACME charter bus waiting."

They all go right on the ACME charter bus and go all the way to downtown ACME Acres for the winter holiday float parade show.

Downtown ACME Acres/the winter holiday float parade and assembly

Buster: "Hey look. there's all of Santa Claus's reindeer."

Babs: "Wow. look at all of those dancing snowmen and snow-ladies."

Plucky: "Look, Hamton. there's something that reminds me of you."

Hamton: "Wow. a giant dreidel."

Fifi: (off screen) "Oh, hahmtahn. Furrbahll."

Fifi shows up with the secret Santa gifts she bought for Hamton and Furrball.

Hamton: "Hey, Fifi."

Furrball: "you made it."

Fifi: "I hahve bought sahme zings fahr bahth you ahnd Furrbahll."

Fifi gives Hamton and Furrball their secret Santa gifts.

Hamton: "Oh boy. I can hardly wait to see what this is."

Furrball: "so can I, Hamton."

Hamton opens his secret Santa gift and finds the portable video game player system that was purchased at the ACME Shopping Mall.

Hamton: "Wow. a portable video game player system."

Furrball opens his secret Santa gift and finds the little toy squeaky mouse that was purchased at the ACME Shopping Mall as well.

Furrball: "and a toy squeaky mouse."

Hamton: "Thanks a bunch, Fifi."

Furrball: "and happy holidays."

Fifi: "ahny seengle time, Hahmtahn ahnd furrbahll. ahnd hahppy hahleedays to bahth of you ahs well too."

April: "Wow. the gingerbread boy and the gingerbread girl."

Professor Bugs: "Come on, youngsta's. we'd betta hurry up, can't let de assembly begin wit'out you."

Professor Tweety: "We bettew huwwy and get a move on."

They all line up and hurry over to the outdoor theater and take their seats.

Professor Bugs: "I hea'd dat dese a'e de best seats in de house."

Professor Daffy: "Well. just wait 'til Santa and Mrs. Claus arrive."

Professor Elmer: "Dewe's nofing wike a wintew howiday fwoat pawade and stage show."

Assembly Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, people and critters of all ages. put all of your hands together for the winter holiday assembly. first up, we have Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer."

The young man in the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer costume comes right onstage while a peculiar song is heard in the background.

Chloe: "Oh my gosh."

Brian: "here comes Rudolph right now."

Trixie: "I bet my son, Buster, along with Plucky and Hamton are really enjoying this event."

Nancy: "and I bet my daughter, Babs, along with Shirley and Fifi are really enjoying it as well too."

Male Singer: You know Dasher and Dancer and Comet and Vixen

Cupid and Donner and Prancer and Blitzen

but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

had a very shiny nose

and if you ever saw it

you would even say it glows

all of the other reindeer

used to laugh and call him names

they never let poor Rudolph

join in any reindeer games

then 1 foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

Rudolph with your nose so bright

won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

and how the reindeer loved him

as they shouted out with glee

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

you'll go down in history.

The young man in the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer costume sits right in the middle seat.

Assembly Announcer: "Next. we have Frosty the Snowman in person."

The other young man in the Frosty the Snowman costume comes right onstage and another song is heard in the background.

Plucky: "Wow. that snowman's looking super good around here."

Other Male Singer: Frosty the Snowman

is a cheerful happy soul

with his corn cob pipe

and his button nose

and his eyes are made from coal

Frosty the Snowman

is a fairy tale they say

he was made from snow

but the children know

how he came to life that day

there must've been some magic

in that old silk hat they found

for when they placed it on his head

he began to dance around-

[Music Stops]

The other young man in the Frosty the Snowman costume sits right next to the young man in the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer costume.

Assembly Announcer: "Okay, next, we have Jack Frost."

A young teenage boy dressed up as Jack Frost comes right onstage and sits right next to the other young man in the Frosty the Snowman costume.

Assembly Announcer: "Next. we have the Gingerbread family."

An entire family dressed up as the Gingerbread family comes right onstage and sits right in the other seats.

Assembly Announcer: "Last but not least. we have what you all been waiting for: Santa and Mrs. Claus."

Santa and Mrs. Claus arrive onstage and another song is heard in the background.

Female Singer: You better watch out

you better not cry

you better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is comin' to town

he's makin' a list

and checkin' it twice

gonna find out

who's naughty or nice

Santa Claus is comin' to town-

Santa and Mrs. Claus sit right next to 1 another in the other seats.

Santa Claus: [Chuckling A Bit] "Merry Christmas and happy holidays, citizens of Acme Acres."

All Acme Acres citizens: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays, Santa and Mrs. Claus."

Mrs. Claus: "oh how wonderful of you to say it that way."

Stage Host: "Okay, everybody ready? 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5."

All Acme Acres citizens: "Welcome to Acme Acres, Santa and Mrs. Claus."

[Camera Shutter Clicks]

Stage Host: "Good. super good. well? goodbye, folks. I sure hope you're all having a super wonderful winter holiday vacation."

Buster: "Come on, you guys. let's get back on that charter bus and head right down to Shirley's house for the winter holiday house party."

Hamton: "Right, Buster, let's go. count me in."

They all get right back on the ACME charter bus and they drive all the way downtown. on their way to Shirley's house for the winter holiday house party.

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Fifi, Furrball, Gogo, Byron, Barky Marky, Dizzy, Elmyra, Montana Max, Li'l Sneezer, Banjo Possum, Concord Condor, Arnold, Fowlmouth, Calamity Coyote, Little Beeper, Sweetie, and Professors Bugs, Daffy, Porky, Elmer, Yosemite Sam, Principal Taz and Granny, who's the nurse at ACME Looniversity come right up to Shirley's door step and Plucky rings the doorbell once.

Shirley: "Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, you guys. I'm like, so thrilled you could all make it here in time. come inside. I just finished preparing the decorations and dinner meal foods."

They all come inside Shirley's house and play some Christmas party games while Shirley has something prepared for Plucky in the hallway.

Shirley: "Oh, Plucky. I got something for both of us."

Plucky: "Oh really, Shirley? what is it?"

Plucky comes right into the hallway where Shirley is standing, and he sees mistletoe hanging right up on the ceiling where she put it.

Shirley: "It's time for both of us to kiss 1 another right underneath the mistletoe."

Plucky: "Okay. just as long as you order it."

Plucky and Shirley kiss 1 another underneath the mistletoe.

Shirley: "Okay. that's enough of that. now let's see if the dinner meal foods are prepared by now."

Plucky: "well then. let's go right into the kitchen and dining room."

Plucky and Shirley go right over to the kitchen and they check that the dinner meal foods are prepared and they bring them out to the dining room while wearing oven mitts and placing them right on the hot pads.

Buster: "Come on, everybody. let's go get some dinner meal foods."

Babs: "okay. we're going right into that dining room."

Hamton: "I'm super hungry that I could eat a gingerbread cake."

Montana Max: "Oh yeah? well I could eat 2 gingerbread cakes."

Granny: "It sure is super wonderful to have everybody here for a winter holiday house party."

They all go right into the dining room and sit right in their dining seats. and they're about to dig in. but Professor Lola stops them at first.

Professor Lola: "Not so fast, you guys. right before we begin eating and drinking. I got a super important announcement to make. I think that you all know that right after we finish eating and drinking, we're gonna watch A Tiny Toons Christmas Carol on DVD."

Professor Daffy: "Now that's the winter holiday classic we can afford."

Professor Lola: "Okay, everybody. go ahead and dig in."

They all begin serving 1 another the Christmas party dinner meal foods from vegetarian to meat products. then right after their dinner and dessert meals, they're now watching A Tiny Toons Christmas Carol on the television screen.

Ebenezer Duck/Professor Daffy: "That's Bugs Cratchit's house. but it's super silent. why's it so silent in here, spirit?"

The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come/Principal Taz points right inside the window.

Lola Cratchit/Professor Lola: [Sniffing Depressingly]

Beth Cratchit: "Oh, Mother. you're weeping again."

Lola Cratchit/Professor Lola: "No, no, no, no, no. it's just the lamplight that hurts my eyes, (She rubs away the tear drops from her eyes.) there now. my eyes get wet from the lamplight. I don't wanna show wet eyes to your father when he comes back home from his walk around in the city town. he should be back by now."

Brian Cratchit: "I think he's walked a bit slower these past evenings."

Ebenezer Duck/Professor Daffy: "Oh dear. not Little Bruce."

Lola Cratchit/Professor Lola opens the door and Bugs Cratchit/Professor Bugs enters their own house.

Bugs Cratchit/Professor Bugs: "Hello, my dea' family."

Ben Cratchit: "Dad. you're back already."

Lola Cratchit/Professor Lola: "Betsy? Beth? Brian? Ben? please. go set the table."

The 4 Cratchit rabbit kids go and set the table in the dining room.

Lola Cratchit/Professor Lola: "How was the churchyard, Bugs?"

Bugs Cratchit/Professor Bugs: "It'll be perfectly good and lovely, Lola. I picked a good spot fo' Little Bruce where he could almost see de little ducklings on de lake. oh. dat Little Bruce-"

Lola Cratchit/Professor Lola: "Little Bruce always loved watching the little ducklings on the lake."

Ebenezer Duck/Professor Daffy: "Spirit. could I not have done something terribly wrong so that Little Bruce might still be alive?"

Bugs Cratchit/Professor Bugs: "It's alright, kids. life's full of meetings and pa'tings. dat's de way of it. I'm pretty sure we should never fo'get Little Bruce o' dat pa'ting among all of us."

Plucky: "Oh my goodness gracious. I remember watching 1 of those films during my school years. that was 1 of the most tragic depressing scenes they could ever come up with. but at least it's bright and cheerful at the ending."

Professor Daffy: "Wow. I sure did good at playing the part of that Ebenezer Duck character."

Professor Bugs: "and Lola and I sure did good at playing de Cratchit parents."

Later, right after they finish playing games and telling stories to 1 another, Principal Taz looks at the clock.

Principal Taz: "Ooh, look at time, we go home now."

Buster: "Goodbye, Shirley. thanks a bunch for letting all of us come to your winter holiday house party."

Shirley: "goodbye, Buster and Babs and everybody, I hope to see all of you in the new year and back at ACME Looniversity."

They all leave and get right back on the ACME charter bus and head right back down to ACME ACRES to get some shut eye.

The very next morning, everybody's waking up to find some disturbing news on television.

Mary Melody: "This is Mary Melody, for ACME News Network. we just received some terrible news that Mr. Hitcher's robbing the ACME Shopping Mall's jewelry shop."

[Customers Screaming In Fear]

Mr. Hitcher: "A rainbow colored necklace. a golden bracelet. and a silver wedding ring. they're all going in this big white bag."

Mary Melody: "This is 1 of the first robberies to ever happen. who can stop this terrible menace?"

Plucky: "Well, Hamton. no robbery's gonna stop the 2 of us. we're off to stop this crime as-"

Plucky transforms into Bat-Duck.

Bat-Duck: "Bat-Duck!"

Hamton transforms into Decoy.

Decoy: "and Decoy!"

Bat-Duck and Decoy go driving off in the look alike of the Batmobile, and head off to the ACME Shopping Mall.

The ACME Shopping Mall/the jewelry shop

Bat-Duck: "Not so fast, Mr. Hitcher!"

Decoy: "or face the wrath of Bat-Duck and Decoy!"

Mr. Hitcher: "Well if it isn't Bat-Duck and Decoy. too bad. it looks like your days are about to come to a tragic end."

Mr. Hitcher pulls out his chainsaw.

Bat-Duck: "Now's our chance, Decoy!"

Decoy: "You got it, Bat-Duck!"

Bat-Duck and Decoy dodge Mr. Hitcher's attack moves. then they begin using their super powerful weapons on him. which knocks him out super cold. and the big white bag with all of the jewelry in it, drops right down without breaking anything inside.

Bat-Duck: "Good job, Decoy. we finally finished him off."

Decoy: "now let's wait for Officer Ralph to arrest him."

Officer Ralph comes to arrest the Hitcher.

Officer Ralph: "Bat-Duck and Decoy. thanks a bunch for all of your help. now I can arrest Mr. Hitcher. and the ACME Shopping Mall's jewelry shop will be safe and secure."

Officer Ralph puts handcuffs on Mr. Hitcher and arrests him.

Mr. Hitcher: "I would've got away with it as well too! if that crazy green duck and that meddling pig never got involved!"

Mr. Hitcher is now sent to the jail house.

Bat-Duck and Decoy: "Back blast!"

Bat-Duck and Decoy transform back into Plucky and Hamton.

Plucky: "Well, Hamton. things are looking super good and normal around here so far."

Hamton: "now we can just go back home to our houses and wait a couple of days right before New Year's Eve comes by."

Plucky and Hamton go back home to their own separate houses.

Right after the very next couple of days, New Year's Eve has just arrived. and it's now December 31, 2023.

Buster (looking right at his calendar): "Oh my gosh. today's December thirty-first, two thousand twenty-three. that means New Year's Eve is here."

Babs (looking right at her calendar): "Hey. Buster's absolutely right. today's New Year's Eve."

Hamton (looking right at his calendar, then stops looking right at his calendar): "We gotta buy the sparkling fruit punch. the New Year's Eve dinner and dessert meal foods. and the New Year's Eve decorations."

Plucky (from inside his house): "We better hurry up and go to the grocery store. right before it closes."

They all hurry to the ACME Grocery Store and buy all the things they need for the New Year's Eve countdown at Montana Max's mansion.

Later on at Montana Max's mansion, everybody's here for the New Year's Eve countdown.

Montana Max: "Attention, everybody. the countdown doesn't begin 'til 10 to eleven PM. so we'll just have plenty of time to eat, drink and relax ourselves without falling asleep."

All of the ACME Acres citizens go right over to the dining table and enjoy their New Year's Eve dinner and dessert meals. then afterwards, they all prepare themselves for the New Year's Eve countdown.

Male Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen. people and critters of all ages. it's the ACME Acres New Year's Eve countdown."

Professor Bugs: "Only 9 hours and fo'ty-seven minutes left 'til de countdown."

Professor Daffy: "You can say that again, Bugs."

Hamton: "So, Plucky. what's your New Year's resolution gonna be for next year?"

Plucky: "well, Hamton. my New Year's resolution is to keep my house cleaned up. what about yours?"

Hamton: "mine's putting lots of salt down on the sidewalk, the driveway and in the streets."

The cuckoo clock goes from 9 to 10 to 11 PM.

Buster: "Here it comes. it's almost here."

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Buster: "Here it comes: 10."

Babs: "9."

Hamton: "8."

Plucky: "seven."

Shirley: "6."

Fowlmouth: "5."

Montana Max: "4."

April: "threeee."

Li'l Sneezer: "twooooo."

Professor Bugs: "and oooooooone."

Buster: "happy New Year, everybody."

Professor Elmer: "and hewwo to two fousand twenty-fouw."

Later on, right after the New Year's Eve countdown, they all go back home to get some shut eye.

The very next morning, it's now New Year's Day. and everybody in ACME Acres is now awake and in their morning time clothes.

Buster: [Sighs In Relaxation] "New Year's Day. two thousand twenty-four. and it's a super good thing we all put up our two thousand twenty-four calendars right after we threw out last year's calendars in our waste baskets and took them out to the ACME recycling truck."

Inside the Duck family members' house

Plucky: "Now to stick with my New Year's resolution: keeping this house clean and spotless."

Plucky cleans up the living room by vacuuming and dusting the shelves. and he also cleans up the kitchen by unloading and loading up the dishwasher and cleaning the counter tops off.

Ralph: "Wow, Maria, look at that."

Maria: "Our perfectly good son. sticking with his New Year's resolution."

Plucky: "There. now it's all clean and spotless and no dust bunnies, ants or cockroaches to get us worried about."

Outside the Pig family members' house/the Pig family members' front yard

Wade: "Hamton? are you prepared to put lots of salt all around the entire place?"

Hamton: "Yes, Dad. I sure am."

Wade: "okay. we're ready to begin."

Hamton and Wade begin putting lots of salt on the icy sidewalk, driveway and streets.

Hamton: "There we go. perfectly good."

Wade: "now nobody's gonna slip and fall over."

Hamton: "That's exactly right, Dad. otherwise they would be in ACME Hospital 'cause of their injuries."

Inside the Alaskey family members' house/April's bedroom

April: "I'm gonna keep my new two thousand twenty-four calendar 'til school begins."

Inside Mary Melody's house

Sweetie: "Good thing we only have fourteen days left 'til we go back to ACME Looniversity."

Inside Montana Max's mansion

Montana Max: "Now that the evening skies are breaking through, I can just get some shut eye."

Montana Max falls asleep in his bed. and so do all of the other ACME Acres residents in their own beds as well.

The very next morning, Buster, Babs, Plucky, Shirley, Fifi, April, Furrball, Byron, Barky Marky, Gogo, Calamity, Little Beeper, Li'l Sneezer, Banjo Possum and Dizzy are playing arcade video games at the Pig family members' house.

Buster: "Don't stop, Hamton. you're doing super good."

Babs: "Go, Hamton! go!"

Plucky: "I remember 1 of these arcade video games back when I was 8 going on 9 years old in those days."

Shirley: "Oh, Plucky. you and your flashback memories."

Furrball: "I agree here."

Byron: "Woooof."

Barky Marky: [Barking In Agreement]

Hamton beats the evil boss and he wins the entire game.

Gogo: "You won the entire game. cuckoo. cuckoo."

Hamton: "Oh boy. I'm quite the crime fighting action hero."

Fifi: "way too go, hahmtahn. you ahre ze true swahrd fighteeng ahction hero of ze deep."

Banjo Possum: "I can hardly wait to tell everybody when we all mosey on back down to ACME Looniversity."

Li'l Sneezer: "and I just wonder what's about to happen when we go back there in thirteen days."

A few days later, right after 13 days…

Back outside ACME Looniversity

Gogo: "If you're late for another day of school, then you're cuckoo. cuckoo."

All of the Tiny Toons gang members rush right into the ACME Looniversity building.

Plucky: "Finally. I'm gonna go right back inside and get some education."

Hamton: "so am I, Plucky."

Plucky and Hamton go back inside the ACME Looniversity building.

Back inside the ACME Looniversity building/Back in Professor Daffy's classroom

[Tiny Toons Looniversity Theme Music In Background Again]

Buster: We're lucky

we're not confessin'

that school's now back in session

Babs: we always learned our lessons

April: we all had lots of fun

Plucky: I'm filled with elation

I'm thrilled with my vacation

Shirley: for the next incarnation

I'm not calling up a nun

Professor Daffy: welcome back to ACME Looniversity

for another school year

Buster: here's a test

Babs: no more rest

Plucky: I'm not living in fear

Fifi: my secret sahntas

were naht crahzy

April: at least mine

wasn't lazy

Dizzy: Dizzy love Frisbee

it blue and shiny

All other Tiny Toons gang members: it goes super-fast

Hamton: menorahs

and dreidel games

Plucky: boy that winter vacation

was never lame

Buster: here's a photograph

from the winter holiday party

Montana Max: I got

everything complete

All other Tiny Toons gang members: you're lucky

it wasn't mucky

Plucky: I'm absolutely

not yucky

Hamton: here's my toy

remote-controlled helicopter

Professor Elmer: I wouwd nevew

pway awound

wif it in cwass

Buster, Babs and other Tiny Toons gang members: winter vacation

was a blast

it was super thrilling

but never mind'

push rewind

it's winter time again

Buster, Babs and other Tiny Toons gang members (continued): we're tiny

we're toony

we're all a little looney

it's Tiny Toons Looniversity

and you're never too old

Babs: and now you're just

snow cold.

Babs pulls down a rope. which causes lots of snowballs to fall right on Buster's head.

Babs: "Sometimes I just can't help myself."

Fade to another black screen…

End Production Credits

Directed by Rich Arons, Ken Boyer, Kent Butterworth, Barry Caldwell, Alfred Gimeno, Art Leonardi and Byron Vaughns

Produced by Tom Ruegger

Written by Paul Dini, Nicholas Hollander, Doug Lawrence and Sherri Stoner

Music composed by Steven Bramson, Bruce Broughton, Don Davis, Albert Lloyd Olson, Stephen James Taylor and Mark Watter

Voice Cast Members Credits

John Kassir as Buster Bunny (voice)

Tress MacNeille as Babs Bunny, Bubbie Pig, Maria Duck, Trixie Bunny and Nancy Bunny (voices)

Jason Marsden as Plucky Duck (voice)

Gail Matthius as Shirley the Loon (voice)

Billy West as Hamton Pig (voice)

Kath Soucie as Fifi La Fume and Li'l Sneezer (voices)

Danny Cooksey as Montana Max (voice)

Scarlett Estevez as April Alaskey (voice)

Maurice LaMarche as Dizzy Devil (voice)

Cree Summer Francks as Mary Melody (voice)

Rob Paulsen as Fowlmouth and Banjo Possum (voices)

Jessica DiCicco as Chloe Chipmunk (voice)

Charles Adler as Brian Beaver (voice)

Candi Milo as Sweetie Bird (voice)

Frank Welker as Furrball, Gogo Dodo, Barky Marky, Little Beeper, Calamity Coyote and Byron Basset (voices)

Donald Glover as Sprinkles the Snowman (voice)

Mena Suvari as Professor Lola (voice)

Jeff Bergman as Professor Bugs, Professor Sylvester and Professor Foghorn (voices)

Candi Milo as Granny (voice)

Eric Bauza as Professor Daffy, Principal Taz, Yosemite Sam/Coach Sam, Professor Tweety, Professor Pepe, Professor Wile E., Professor Road Runner, Professor Porky and Professor Elmer (voices)

Edie McClurg as Winnie Pig (voice)

Jim Cummings as Wade Pig, Sappy Stanley and Pappy Pig (voices)

Dee Bradley Baker as Ralph Duck (voice)

Emma Thompson as Mrs. Claus (voice)

Sean Bean as Santa Claus (voice)

Barbara Goodson as the Assembly Announcer (voice)