Later that night, after Aki was finally asleep, Yuuri flopped down on the bed next to his husband with a worn-out sigh. She had been getting progressively better about going to sleep as she grew, but even though she was more than a year and a half old, there was still no end in sight for when she would actually allow her parents to have a decent night's sleep. As he laid face-down on the bed, Victor reached over and traced lazy circles on his lower back, not moving his eyes from the book he was reading.
Yuuri glanced over at him, feeling heat building in his core. One of the things that had suffered the most from Aki's erratic sleep schedule was their sex life. They still had sex often, but it was harder to start, since there was the threat of their daughter waking up in the middle of their foreplay. Tonight, though, Yuuri found himself not caring so much if she did wake up. It had been several days since their last lovemaking, and Yuuri decided that as long as he was quick, they could probably both reach completion before the little girl across the hall had the chance to wake up again.
Picking himself up, he shifted his body over so that he was straddling his husband. Victor lowered his book and looked at his spouse with loving eyes. "Yes, dorogoi, can I do something for you?"
Yuuri bit his lip as he looked down at the beautiful man underneath him. "Don't play dumb, Vitya," he said in a voice husky with sudden need.
For a moment, it looked like his husband was going to tease him further, but then Yuuri saw his own animalistic desire echoed in those icy blue eyes. Victor flung his book to the floor, grabbing Yuuri's head to drag him down for a passionate kiss. As they were tangling their tongues together, Yuuri groped sideways for the nightstand drawer, reaching around until he successfully located a bottle of lube. Breaking away from his lover, he dropped the bottle on the bed as he scrambled to get his pants and underwear off and reclaim his place straddling Victor's lap. But instead of resuming their kisses, Yuuri instead pulled down Victor's pants, revealing his half-erect cock. Without hesitation, Yuuri bent down and took him into his mouth.
As soon as his lips closed around the member, he felt it twitch inside of his mouth. He tilted his head so he could look up at his husband, and saw Victor's intense gaze upon him. As their eyes met, Victor urged, "Krasavets, bring your ass up this way and I'll get you ready." Yuuri nodded, glad that his husband understood what he wanted tonight. Obediently, he shifted his hips towards the other man, resuming his sucking motions as he heard the lid on the lube bottle pop off. A few moments later, he felt the cold press of wet digits on his entrance, and unintentionally tightened his mouth on Victor's cock. There was a groan from the head of the bed as Victor grunted out, "Mm, too tight."
Yuuri quickly withdrew off of him and gasped out, "Sorry," just as Victor's fingers entered him.
His head jerked back as his husband said, with a smirk in his voice, "It's all right, you're pretty tight here, too." Victor started working his fingers around, withdrawing and pressing them back in. Yuuri remembered that he had been busy too, and returned his mouth to his husband's cock as he heard Victor squirting more lube out.
For a few minutes, the only sounds in the room were their panting, and the wet squelching of Yuuri's mouth and ass. Then Victor murmured, "Ah, you're so wet now, khoroshiy mal'chik. I need a bucket and a mop."
A wave of suspicion stole over Yuuri and he lifted his head off of his husband, turning around to look at him. He saw a mischievous gleam in Victor's eye as he continued, "You know, for this wet ass pussy."
Yuuri stared at him, stone-faced. Victor continued to wear a stupid grin as he, for some unknown reason, kept talking. "You know, because it's your ass, but your pussy? Get it?"
Without a word, Yuuri stood up, picking his underwear up off the floor. Victor scrambled to the side of the bed, protesting, "Wait, Yuuri, don't go! It was just a joke, I didn't mean it! I'll stop, so come back to bed? Please?"
Just as Yuuri was pulling up the waistband of his underwear, a cry was heard over the baby monitor. Yuuri started towards Aki's room to tend to their daughter, but paused and looked back as he reached the doorway of their bedroom. With a stern voice, he said, "When I come back, you had better be done with all of this meme nonsense. I want to get fucked tonight, and I'm not going to let you ruin it." Victor's eyes widened, and Yuuri left the room without waiting for a further response. Victor needed some time alone to think about what he'd done.