"Alright people. LET'S GET THIS NIGHT STARTED!" Shouted excitedly at the birbman over the mic he was holding.
"Calm down, Pero-san, you're too loud."
"Too loud? This is Karaoke Night damn it! It's going to be loud!"
. . .
Earlier. . .
The members of Ainz Ooal Gown felt like they needed a break. Sure they didn't work too much or too hard as before back in their world but… It seemed like they were doing so much progress that they wanted to take a break.
As per brought by the concern firstly by Bellriver.
"What made you think of that, Bellriver?" Questioned HeroHero. "I mean, we are already relaxing, right?"
"Yeah, but, from what I know, we haven't really fully relaxed ourselves! It's true that we managed to find some pleasure, entertainment, and peace with the luxury we have in the Tomb but… It kinda feels like there's something missing. I don't really feel that relaxed, not even truly enjoying it."
"So you're saying we're 'working to find relaxation', is that it?" Suratan inquired.
"I guess… I mean, it's not really that much of a hurry. It's just that… We haven't really truly spent much time taking a day's off with each other."
"Doesn't us playing YGGDRASIL not count as relaxation?" Dynamite asked as she crossed her feathery arms.
"Some of us got really stressed on some occasions…" Cuttlefish commented, slightly motioning at Warrior Takemikazuchi.
"Wha- Why me!?" He was outraged.
"You spent at least half of our rare minerals to make a weapon, this I quote you by the way; "A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE BROKEN, EXPLOITING PALADIN!" end quote. And it took us about almost a week to regather the resources that were used to craft your supposed weapon." Ancient One deadpanned at his recalling.
"Mhm!" The Mirelurk blacksmith nodded his head in confirmation to his comrade's words, much to the small dismay of the Nephilim warrior. And the betrayal of his comrade.
"I feel like we should have some relaxation time…"
"What about getting laid by-!" The birbman began, but was stopped by the Pink Slime who bonked him on the back of his head with a stretched tentacle.
"None of that, little brother!" She exclaimed, pissed.
"Wha-!? But isn't it not-!?"
"Some of us couldn't feel the same pleasures as you do, you lucky bastard Pero-sempai." Garnet glared at his birbman friend.
"Yeah! Hell, I can't even find myself to eat that delicious looking food that you can eat!"
The conversation slowly grew to an argument between comrades. And before it grew out of order, a loud whistle - courtesy of Whitebrim with his magical whistle on hand - brought all the member's attention to silence as they looked at him.
"Y'all shut up for a minute, Punitto-san wants to say something!" He shouted before turning to the Death Vine, who thanked him before speaking…
"I support the need for us to relax."
"..."
"..."
"..."
Everyone looked at the Death Vine in silence… Before a hot headed voice broke it.
"Ok, who the hell are you and what have you done with our Strategist!?" Exclaimed Dynamite as she pointed towards the Death Vine with awe and furious anger in her pointing.
"First off; I'm not that workaholic. I spend my time planning, yes, but that doesn't mean I would not find a chance to take a break!" He exclaimed. "I've spent too much thinking that I feel like my head is going to explode if I overwhelm myself with it too MUCH!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Ok that seems fair, does anyone have any ideas?" Ulbert piped up.
Everyone gave their suggestions; Blue Planet with spending time on going out do some nature watching, a small but enjoyable break on the steam baths, some bar relaxation - although some of the members wouldnt be able to taste any alcohol for them to enjoy, getting laid - once more by Peroroncino - but was quickly outted and shut down by his sister Bukubukuchagama and also the supported reason that some of them wouldnt be able to have sex due to the lack of organ genitals… There is some debate on that, but something they will talk about at the next meeting…
It didn't take too long before they managed to settle in with one…
"What about Karaoke?" Suggested by the oldest member of the Guild, Shijuuten Suzaku. The first ever words spoken since the meeting had started.
Everyone went quiet, no one objected to the idea, rather they all thought about it. And…
"...Yeah, that could work."
"No problems with that."
"I can get behind that."
"It would seem that everyone would be able to enjoy that."
"Don't see any problems with that"
"Wait, what about Rasputin and Ariel?"
The two looked at each other before shrugging.
[We don't seem to mind it. I don't think we can sing, but we can enjoy listening though] Informed Rasputin through the mental group link via [Message].
"Ok then! All votes on Karaoke Night!?"
Several quick hands rose up, as followed by the rest… Looking closely, all of the 41 had voted yes on Karaoke Night with no objections!
With it being the one, they planned on having it happen in the Tenth Floor Theater Room. Through faith and fortune of the universe (or through the will of the writer of this omake), they managed to find time and schedule for everyone to attend the Karaoke Night.
"Alright alright alright~! Let's get this party started yo folks!" Birbman shouted, with Whitebrim maxing out the beats on his music table.
"It's a Karaoke night, we're not partying!" The pink slime shouted through the noise.
"Same shit!"
"Alright, so who wants to go first?" Calmly said Whitebrim on his headset mic.
"Nah nah nah, we ain't gonna pick and choose on this night!" Birbman smirked as Wish III came up with a contraption filled with their names in it. "For this night, we will spin the wheel and see who shall sing! Take turns!"
"Oooohh, that makes it exciting!" Cuttlefish exclaimed.
"Seems fair." Ulbert shrugged uncaringly as he sipped on his wine. 'Please don't pick me, don't pick me.'
"Let's get it on!"
Birbman Peroroncino spun the wheel so hard that it went above the speed of mach 5. Surprisingly, the contraption didn't break.
Half of the Guild Members began to pray that it would not be them to sing first, while some were anticipating who would be chosen to sing… And a certain few were excited about who would be picked.
It took a whole minute for it to slow down and pick up…
"""YESSSS!"""
"NOOOO! DAMN IT!"
"SURATAN!" Peroroncino exclaimed, much to the exaggerated delight and one miserable person slumping on his seat. "Come on up!"
"Go Suratan!"
"We will remember you!"
"Fuck off! I'm still alive damn it!" He growled. "All of you owe me this shit!"
The sasquatch berserker grumbled as he walked up the stage and was politely handed by the grinning birbman. Said sasquatch wanted to call out on this being rigged and want a reroll but he fucked off his anger off as Whitebrim told him what song he would sing.
Suratan took a while before whispering to Whitebrim's ear, the musician looked it up in his data files and found it. Giving the thumbs up, he played the beat according to Suratan's song chosen to sing.
(F*ck the Moon - Fly me to the Moon Cover)
"Fly me to the moon
So I can kick its fucking ass
Let me show it what I learned
In my moon Jujitsu Class"
Everyone had utterly not expected that and for Suratan to sing in such a good voice, and the lyrics were… not what some of them remembered it was.
Some of them mumbled on how wrong the lyrics are, while some didn't care and seemed to listen to their comrade's singing.
"In other words
Catch these hands
In other words,
Coward. Fight me"
Half of them laughed, the song was fitting for the berserker. Warrior Takemikazuchi bellowed a laugh before quickly quieting down to listen to the singer.
"Ahahahah! Fucking perfect!"
"Fill my heartless void
And let me see you explode
You are all I've hated
So, please just go
In other words
Fuck the Moon
In other words
I hate you"
Most of the members simply chuckled and grinned at the amount of hate sung through the tone of Suratan's voice. And how he sang with the lyrics, it was incredibly fitting for him!
"Fill my heartless void
And let me see you explode
You are all I've hated
And I just need to watch you go
In other words
Fuck the Moon
In other words… IN other words…
Hate. You"
(End)
"Fuck you all!" Suratan delivered a middle finger to his audience, who just cheered and brought a round of applause to the sasquatch who simply threw the microphone back to Peroroncino as he walked back down to his seat.
He was being praised by some of the members on the table he sat with, and he tried to fight back the urge to smile on their praises. It felt good.
"Alright, that was some good singing right there sasquadash-!"
"Fuck you! And I'm a Sasquatch!"
"-we'll ring for the next singer!"
Birbman spun the wheel with the same force as before, and as the members prayed that they would not be chosen, it slowly closed in and stopped on Luci*fer.
"Alright Luci*fer-san! Your turn!" Peroroncino pointed at the chosen fallen angel.
"Huh, I wonder what song he will sing." The frost skeleton giant Shijuuten hummed.
"I'm curious about it too…" Connaisdiam added.
"He'll probably sing some loud noise that we couldn't understand." Variable Talisman said.
"Stop being mean! You might be chosen as well and you couldn't sing!"
The geomancer angel stood up from his seat and flew onto the stage, grabbing the offered microphone and went to Whitebrim and handed a note to him. The musician took a quick look before nodding to the geomancer in acknowledgement.
He went up to Peroroncino and whispered to him using a spell that would help him sing. The birbman didn't seem to mind and allowed it.
Luci*fer gave thanks before then casting [Earth Doll], a humanoid construct growing from the ground before slowly transforming itself the same as its summoner.
"Huh? What's he doing?" Nubo questioned.
"Oh great, now there's two of them!" Ankoro joked as she sipped through the straw of his juice.
Luci*fer materialized an acoustic guitar and handed it over to his Doll, who took it. Double checking himself, he nodded in silent satisfaction before breathing, calming himself down before ordering his summon to start playing.
(Tribute - Tenacious D)
"Damn, those are some good tunes." Garnet commented.
"This is the greatest and best song in the world…
Tribute…"
Everyone went quiet as they listened to the Fallen Geomancer's voice, it was alluringly soothing. Hell, this almost the first time they have ever heard him speak for longer than 3 words, let alone sang!
"Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here…
We was hitchhiking down, a long and lonesome road…
All of a sudden,
There shined a shiny demon.,
In the middle of the road…
AND HE SAID!"
What came after that made their jaws drop, let alone chuckling at the sudden switch of his voice.
"Play the best song in the world or I'll eat your souls!"
Beast King Mekongawa almost spurt out in laughter from the high-pitch voice delivered by Luci*fer, before being hushed down by Tabula by the elbow.
"Well me and Kyle,
We looked at each other,
And we each said…!
Ok"
"And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be!
The best song in the world,
It was the best song in the world!"
Peroroncino stared at the Fallen Angel in disbelief, so followed by several others in suit.
"Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, and two and one makes three
It was destiny…
Once every hundred years and so,
When the sun doth shine
And the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow…!"
"Needless to say,
The Beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippy tail!
And the beast was done…
He asked us.
Be you Angels?
And we said nay!
We are but men!
Rock!"
Luci*fer then cast {Shimmering Light} and let it float around him. Everyone looked at him with widened eyes and slacken jaws at the incredible performance by someone who they knew for a long time to be a meek, shy-ass, anti-social prankster, to let loose such a greatass song!
"Ahhhhh, Ahhhhh
Ahhh-ahh-ahh,
Ohhh, whoahh, ah-whoahh, oh!"
Ariel looked at her friend with such intensity that she was rooting for him!
"This is not, the greatest song in the world, no.
This is just a tribute!
Couldn't remember, the greatest song in the world, yeah! No!
This is a tribute!
Ohhh!
To the greatest song in the world,
Alright!
It was the greatest song in the world,
Alright!
This is the greatest motherfuckin' song, the greatest song in the world, ohhhh!"
"Gee (Ha), ooh de flliga goo gee (Ha), ooga fligoo giggoo (ha) ooh fligoo giggoo
(Ha ha) ge gee oogah goo (Ha) gee oogah (Ha) geegoogegegee (Ha), fligoo (Ha) giggoo (Ha), oh flig (Ha),
Oh mama (Ha)!
LUCIFER!"
Then drew out the instrumental swipe from Luci*fer's doll, making Whitebrim to rock on that part appreciatively.
Ariel cheered, despite being unable to speak with her physical voice, she delivered it through body language. Waving her arms around.
"And the peculiar thing is this my friends;
The song we sang on that fateful night,
It didn't actually sound anything like this song!"
"This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me,
And I wish you were there,
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck!
Good God!
Gotta love him!
I'm so surprised to find ya can't stop him!"
"Alright!
Alright!"
(End)
Luci*fer ended the song with a wild riff, bringing justice to the song he was singing before stopping.
Ariel was the first to clap, and she was happy for her friend. Slowly one by one, all the members brought a loud round of applause to the performance.
The Fallen geomancer walked up to the dumbstruck birbman and gave him back the mic and flew slowly back to his seat. He was showered by the praises of his comrades and peers, even compliments.
Ariel gave him a double thumbs up [You did good Lucifer-san!] she messaged. To which Luci*fer gave a nod of appreciation as he scratched the back of his head at the compliment.
"Alright… Wow, right off the bat folks! That was LITERALLY unexpected! That was some early shock, I wonder who can top that one!" Peroroncino yelled through the mic.
"Spin the wheel!"
And the results are…
"Dynamite!"
"Yeah, you go girl!" Bukubukuchagama cheered in support.
"Argh, fine!" The Harpy flew onto the stage and snatched the mic from Peroroncino's hand.
"Whitebrim! You know my style."
The Angel musician nodded before slowly tuning in the beats for the Harpy.
"Damn, straight off the bat eh?"
"Ya'll be shutting up! I'm singing now!"
(Get Jinxed (Djerv) - League of Legends)
"Blah Blah Blah BlahBlahblah!
Blah Blah Blah Blahhh!"
"The hell kind of a start is that, ha!" Peroroncino laughed.
Dynamite smirked before letting loose out her singing voice…
"Wanna join me, come and play
But I might shoot you, in your face
Bombs and Bullets will, do the trick
What we need here, is a little bit of panic!"
Now that has got their attention.
"Wait a minute… Why does that sound so familiar…" Murmured the Mirelurk blacksmith…
"Do you ever wanna catch me?
Right now I'm feeling ignored!
So can you try a little harder?
I'm really getting bored!
Come on, shoot faster
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now!
I guess some people call it anarchy!
Let's blow this city to ashes,
And see what Pow Pow thinks
It's such pathetic neatness
But not for long 'cause you'll get Jinxed!"
"Wait a minute, she was humming that!" Amanomahitotsu realized. "So that's why it sound so familiar!"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"That song she sings, its what she hums whenever she is in my forge room and asks me to make her bombs!"
"Quiet down! We're trying to listen here!"
"SO much better~ So much fun~
Let's start from scratch and, blow up the sun!"
"Yeah, that fits her alright." Ulbert smirked, bopping to the song.
"Come on, shoot faster!
Just a little bit of energy (yeah)
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy (yeah)
Let's blow this city to ashes
And see what Pow Pow thinks
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause you'll get Jinxed!
Come on~!
Come on~!
And get Jinxed!"
(End)
Dynamite then fired several fireworks upon her end. Making an explosive ending to say.
"Woooo! Now that is how you get things pumpin'!" The Harpy shouted with a wild smile on her face.
"Woooo! You go girl!" Pink Slime cheered.
"Very nice, very nice!" Yamaiko clapped.
"Sick beats too."
"Alright," Birbman clapped his hands before speaking through the mic. "now let's move on to another contestant-"
"This isn't a fucking contest!" Bukubukuchagama shouted.
"Too bad, it looks like it is now!" He spun the wheel, and the next person to sing is…
"Neerata!" He exclaimed with surprise.
"Are you serious…?" The golden dragon drawled in annoyance. "Is this something you all got planned-"
"No! I'm dead serious, this wheel is on random! I swear to my H Games!" The birbman said defensively.
The Golden Dragon mumbled in annoyance as he grumpily flew onto the stage and grabbed the offered microphone while tuning out the cheers of excitement. He went to Whitebrim and mumbled something to him, to which the Angel Musician nodded slowly and turned to check on something on his music table.
"Isn't it kinda weird that the people we least expect to sing are singing?" Nubo asked to the trap master beside him.
"I… I don't know? Maybe fate had it in them."
"Hah, I doubted that." Variable Talisman chuckled. "Although I don't really see Neerata… Sing."
"Yeah, one thing is that I thought he would just pass."
"Let's get down, Let's get down to business."
"Wha-?"
(Tiesto - The Business)
"Give you one more night, one more night to get this…
We've had a million million nights just like this
So lets get down, lets get down to business."
"Damn, he can sing!"
"He can sing!"
"Mama, please don't worry about me
Cause I'm about to let my heart speak
My friends keep telling me to leave this
So lets get down, lets get down to business…
Lets get down, lets get down to business…
Give you one more night, one more night to get this
We've had a million million nights just like this
So lets get down, lets get down to business…
Let's get down, let's get down to business
Give you one more night, one more night to get this
We've had a million, million nights just like this
So let's get down, let's get down to business
Back and forth, back and forth with the bullshit
I know I said it before, I don't mean it
It's been a while since I had your attention
So it might hurt to hear this"
"Damn, I guessed he was pissed.
"No shit.
"But he does sound kinda… cool though.
"...That we can agree."
"Dreams we have don't ever fall away
We can't leave 'em if we stay the same
And I can't do this for another day
So let's get down, let's get down to business
Let's get down, let's get down to business
Give you one more night, one more night to get this
We've had a million, million nights just like this
So let's get down, let's get down to business"
"Damn, he really be bopping."
"Oh yeah, definitely."
Let's get down, let's get down to business (let's get down)
Give you one more night, one more night to get this (get this)
We've had a million, million nights just like this
So let's get down, let's get down to business
Ooh, yeah, yeah"
"How's that?" He glared softly at his audience.
""WOOOOOOO""
"Damn, you are really good at singing, Neerata!"
"Hmph, don't make me do this again."
"Yes we will!"
The Golden Dragon snorted in annoyance as he walked back to his seat.
"I swear, Neerata, this is all on random." Peroroncino reasoned before returning back as the contest host-
"ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE KARAOKE NIGHT!?" Shouted Bukubukuchagama.
"Shush! Time to spin the wheel!"
And the next up is…
"ME!?" Exclaimed the birb boy in disbelief. "Why am I here!?"
"Oh yeah boi, sing for us!"
"Go Peroroncino!"
"Bring out your fluffy feathers!"
"NONE OF THOSE H-GAME SONGS!"
The birbman slowly went up on the spotlight of the stage, feeling nervous before taking a look at Whitebrim who was looking for him, seemingly waiting for something.
Peroroncino sighed before telling Whitebrim the title of the song... Then the song starts.
(Instrumental)
"It's gonna be a rock song?"
"Let's see how bird boy does this."
"You can do it Peroro-san!" Momonga cheered.
"Wooo!"
Peroroncino began to sway side to side to the beat, shuffling his shoulders, the feeling of nervousness fading away as he felt the song flowing through him…
And the birbboy began to sing the first words…
(Ken Ashcorp - Touch Fluffy Tail)
"Pick up my sword, its time to do business
Strap on my cloak, I'm 'bout to roll with this
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees~"
Peroroncino seemed to be in a haze from the song, as if he was being guided by it.
"He sounds good." Touch Me said, surprised.
"Not bad too." Garnet said, nodding his head to the beat.
"Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of that coil
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please~"
"Ok, now that sounds suspicious…" Bukubukuchagama hissed suspiciously.
"I think it's how the song goes? I'm not sure…"
"Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate
Put in my place but I'll break out once again
All these encounters may just leave me scarred
And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend"
"I KNEW IT!" The pink slime gripped her cup, threatening to crack it.
"Calm down, Buku-san. I think we should just let Pero sing his song."
"BUT HE NEEDS TO-"
"Just let him sing, Buku-san…" Yamaiko said gently. Calming the pink slime down. Seeing her brother going all out like that was… He seemed happy.
"...Fine." She grumbled.
"I don't give a damn, not an iota
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota!"
"I'll still hit him…"
"Just let him sing." Yamaiko smiled.
"I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
I will prevail!
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love!
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail~!"
Peroroncino began to make some sway and thrusting motions, his hands gesturing at certain parts.
The girls - except for Buku - began to woo at the birbman excitingly. The men however, they mostly nodded to the beat.
"Wooo, take it off bird boy!" The harpy grinned crazily as she cheered.
"Lately I know I'm going so crazy
Never thought goodness would be so hazy
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught
But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this
Gotta get out and get back to business
Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought"
"For a perverted song, it sounded dope."
"Surprising… Maybe that's why Pero-san liked the song?"
"I don't give a damn, not an iota
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
I will prevail!
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love!
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail~!
We'll see the light of day again my dear
Let's go on an adventure
The heavens frown upon us on this day
But I've still got my quota
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
I will prevail!
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love!
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail~!
(Oooooo)
I'm in love
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail~!"
(End)
Peroroncino then ended the song as he spread his arms outward, as if welcoming the showery praise and cheers coming from the audience.
"WOooo! Peroro!" Dynamite shouted. "You go boy!"
"Nice singing!"
"What are you gonna do next? Find someone with a tail and touch it?"
""Hahahahahah!""
"I still sang! It doesn't matter! I sang damn it!" Shouted birbman in slight embarrassment. "And now you all know… For my goal… IS TO TOUCH FLUFFY TAILS!"
Fire ignited in his eyes, his voice speaking words of determination with such conviction. Some of his friends could only sigh as they witnessed their friend being doted on by some of the members, along with the female members.
"You can tickle my tail, Pero-san~"
Ulbert spat his drink out when Dynamite said that, along with a couple of the men. They all stared in shock at their explosive friend's words.
"...!" Said birbman could only stare at the Harpy in stone-cold shock before collapsing still on the ground.
"Hahahah! He collapsed!" The Harpy laughed, holding her stomach.
The frost skeleton giant sighed as he watched his comrades go near the fallen birbman and try to wake him up from unconsciousness.
"Haaa~… Such is youth." He lamented.
Hello dear readers,
I bring to you all another omake, from my good friend UL22. This piece is a bit more tame than the last one, but it is one that myself and my beta team all took part in, trying to pick the songs for the SBs to sing. There will be a part 2 to this, and I look forward to seeing you guys enjoy this.
Until you collect the other eight!