Sirius and Emilia

Sirius hates Emilia's silver hair and amethyst eyes. Sirius herself has silver hair and amethyst eyes. Sirius hates her own silver hair and amethyst eyes. Sirius hates something about herself. Some short people also hate something about themselves. They hate that they're short. Do you know who's also short? Papa smurf. Papa smurf is called Papa smurf. Papa means father.

Sirius has amethyst eyes and silver hair. Amethyst and silver are used in jewelry. Rings are jewelry. An Audi has 4 rings. An Audi is a car. A Subaru is also a car. Subaru's name is also Subaru. Subaru is a knight. Reinhard is also a knight. Reinhard has daddy issues. Did you see that? "Daddy".

Sirius is made of the letters S, I, R and U. I is the 9th letter in the alphabet, R is the 18th, S the 19th and U the 21st. If we replace the letters in Sirius' name with their positions in the alphabet, we get 19 9 18 9 21 19. The sum of these numbers is 95. 9 plus 5 equals 14. 14 is made up of 2 numbers. 14 divided by 2 equals 7. The 7th letter in the alphabet is G. The freemasonry symbol has G at its center. This is getting scary.

Masonic temples have a floor that looks like a chess board. A chess board has black and white squares. And who reminds us of black and white? Satella and Emilia obviously.

Satella and Emilia both have flowers as part of their outfits. Theresia loved flowers. Theresia also loved Wilhelm. Wilhelm has facial hair. Facial hair growth can be positively affected by higher levels of testosterone. Men have higher levels of testosterone. It's all coming together.

Do you see it now? Sirius is a man and a father.

"But Grognak, what about Sirius' chest?" you may ask, and to that I say hahahahaha! Have you never put a ball under your shirt and pretended to be pregnant? No Sirius doesn't have two balls under her bandages. Who usually puts a ball under their shirt and pretends to be pregnant? A child. Children usually don't have developed breasts like grown women. See? Sirius doesn't have developed breasts like that of a grown woman. The designer just made a mistake, and the author if he mentioned them.

"So Sirius is a child?" you may ask, and to that I say what?! Where did you get that idea?!

Now that this question has been answered, and we have shown that Sirius is a man and a father, all that's left to do is to show that Sirius is Emilia's father.

Sirius has silver hair and purple eyes, and so does Fortuna, so Sirius could be Fortuna's brother, who is Emilia's father. Of course, this isn't enough proof. So let's continue.

Don't you know that Sirius has something under her left eye that looks like a drop of blood? Emilia bleeds.

Also, that thing looks like a tear. Emilia cries.

Don't leave yet, there's more. Sirius hates Emilia. Emilia has also hated Emilia.

Did you notice something? Go back to the last three lines, and take the first letter from each line. What do you get? "DAD". This is mind blowing.

In conclusion, Sirius is Emilia's father. Case closed.