Not gonna lie. Most of this Fic will be either known cartoons and obscure cartoons or both. This chapter is both those things.
I do not own the following cartoons, they belong to their owners.
Chapter twenty-four: RBUK Listings~
Cartoon City. As everyone knows the city's broken up into four districts: Disney, Nicktoon, Cartoon Network also known as CN, and Variety District. However, some toons prefer items from other districts such as some people preferring the Nicktoon District's milk because it has the most cows. Others prefer the DexPhone over the N-Phone due to the more storage space and multiple apps, but some prefer an N-Phone due to its quality and longer battery life. We go to Bravo Condos to see Bunny Bravo waiting in the front lobby on the phone.
"Can't you call anyone else? What about one of the Eds?" Bunny asked. "They're busy with work, well why not Rex? He's the whole ride? You need someone with a wheelchair attachment in their van. Alright." She hangs up when suddenly Runt runs in with a leash hooked to his collar. At the end of the leash was Ben dragged in by the leash, his white hoodie covered in twigs and dirt.
"Can we go for another walk Ben?" Runt asked going over to his side.
"You're dead to me Runt..." Ben frowns at Runt, causing the canine to lick his face. "...you called my bluff." He looks up and sees Bunny smiling at him. "Oh, crap Runt run! She wants something!"
"Hi Mrs. Bravo!" The canine smiles as his tail wags.
"Runt run; I literally cannot move my legs!" He commanded.
"Hi Runt, want a treat?" She smiles handing him a dog biscuit from behind the front desk as the dog happily eats it.
"Traitor!" The omnitrix wielder shouts.
"Ben, relax, I promise this won't be hard. I've got to pick up Pops from the hospital. But I also have to help a new arrival to the condos move in." She informs as she helps Ben to his feet as he staggers a bit. "They're from Nicktoons, I think they told me they're from a show called RBUK."
"Mrs. B, I literally got dragged through the mud, a dozen bushes and the Disney District's Gated community's stone wall…I don't think I can-"
"I heard about Glitch's unfortunate accident in your movie. And since your source of income is gone, how about I cut your rent in half until he recovers?" Mrs. Bravo offered as the hero pouts.
"Fine." He sighs as she hugs him. "Easy, I'm still sore."
"Thank you, Ben, you won't regret it." She smiles and walks out the front door. As she did, we go to a U-Haul truck driving down the road as we go to inside of the truck's container. Inside was two short creatures; one was an anthropomorphic chihuahua and the other was an anthro cat with a few appendages. The chihuahua has light blue fur, with yellow makeup above his brown eyes. He was wearing a blue and yellow dog collar, along with tan pants with blue and yellow markings at the end of the pants legs.
The feline was around his height, her fur was mostly pink but had rainbow colors at the edge of her paws, which were white. In the center of her forehead was a unicorn horn. She had on a green T-shirt with butterfly wings sticking, that were yellow and purple. Around her neck was a black collar with a purple heart attached to it. Her pink nose is also in the shape of a heart, and her horn is lavender color, she has purple ears and blue eyes.
"Did we really have to sit in the back?" The chihuahua questioned as he was sliding on the floor. "You know it's hard for dogs to stand in a moving vehicle."
"Oh yeah Miguel, its so that we won't get anything destroyed in the move. You know how moving companies are." The feline chuckles nervously.
"Felicity, we rented the U-Haul and the only ones with us are Yana and Athena." Miguel snarked. "Felicity what's wrong?"
"We are going to live in the CN District, we're literally going to the place where people keep saying I'm a rip-off of Unikitty." Felicity whimpers. "What if they egg me in the streets, or what if they string me by wings and throw rotten fruit at me. Or they keep writing 'go back to Nickelodeon' on our door?!"
"Felicity, its 2020. Not the 1900s." The chihuahua comments. "If you're worried about that stuff, I have a few disguises you can wear."
"Thanks Miguel, you're the best!" She smiles pulling him into a hug.
"No problem, Felicity." He smiles patting her back while they were hugging Felicity did not notice Miguel's blush or rather his perverted grin. We go back to the Condos to see Ben and Runt sitting in the lobby as Rita walks into the room.
"Ben, are you still alive? I heard you were giving Runt a walk and well, last time you did that you had to turn into Swampfire and lost your arm." Rita walks over to him.
"I'm fine Rita, I'm just helping Mrs. Bravo with a favor." Ben informs.
"We're going to help the newcomers to the apartments; I wonder what kind of cartoon they are? They could be fun people, definitely fun people." Runt smiles running around.
"Do you know which one?" The feline asked.
"Not yet, Mrs. B said it was a show called RBUK. I'm googling it now." The omnitrix hero pulls out his DexPhone and starts to google it. "I found it. It's Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty."
"It sounds like a show that tastes like diabetes." Rita comments hoping onto the hero's lap.
"It sounds like a wonderful show, definitely a wonderful show~." The canine smiles wagging his tail.
"The main character is a rainbow, butterfly, unicorn and cat." The omnitrix hero read off. "Oh, now I remember, this is the show people think is the same as Unikitty. I watched the first episode; it had the longest dragon fart ever." He laughs as the feline rolls her eyes.
"Nickelodeon, home of cartoons, live-action shows, and the only channel to constantly throw in fart-jokes at every chance." The cat jested.
"The main character is named Felicity. Her friend's names are Miguel, Yana and Athena." He listed off. "Man, the internet gives away a lot of information for a cartoon." The front doors open as he puts his phone away into his pocket and stands up. "Welcome to Bravo Condos- "He stops as he sees Felicity wearing a skintight cow costume that hugged her in tight places, under a brown tube top and a brown skirt. Miguel was walking behind her smiling proudly.
"Hello, I am…cow from animated milk commercials." Felicity lied.
"It's sure nice to meet ya." Runt smiles tackling her and licking her face.
"Down boy." Ben pulls the big dog off the disguised cat. "Sorry about Runt, he's excitable." He pets the big canine behind his ears. "So, what's with the costume Felic- "He began only for Miguel to grab the teen by the arm and dragged him off behind the front desk.
"Do you have to use your own milk in the commercials, or do they provide you with prop milk?" Runt asked curiously.
"What's up?" The omnitrix hero questioned behind the desk.
"Look, Felicity is nervous about the fact she's living in the CN District because of how the fandom compares her to Unikitty." Miguel whispered. "She's worried she might get egged or have her wings pinned. Could you play along like your friend Runt is?"
"Yeah…Runt is not playing he believes her. But alright." Ben walks out from behind the desk. "Alright Cow from animated commercial, we'll get-Holy crap!" A stack of suitcases came in as we see the one holding them was a big white female yeti. She wears a blue bikini top and skirt with yellow flowers on them. She has blue eyes, the inside of her ears are pink, and she also wears pink bows on her head and arms' fur.
"Could someone give me a hand with this?" The yeti groans as the omnitrix wielder turns on the omnitrix and selects an alien and slams on the omnitrix. He shifts into an alien about three feet, he had three green fins on his head with one in the center, the omnitrix core on the center of his forehead. He had two whiskers on the sides of his face and green eyes, his feet were cat-like. He had on a green and black jumpsuit with an hourglass patter on the front, with two white and green nodes on his arm with three nodes on the front of his waist on a black belt.
"Sure thing, ya need a hand, Yana?" He began as he started to duplicate into ten copies of himself. "Or how about ten?" He smiles as each copy grabbed a suitcase or box. "But counting myself that's eleven so I can guide you to your room."
"That's amazing! Are you a magic man?" The yeti picks up the original smiling.
"No, he's over there." One clone points to Magic Man or rather Normal man from Adventure Time walking in.
"Just here to give Mrs. Bravo a thank you card for those cookies she made for the bake sale." He smiled walking off as he did a blue owl flew in, wearing a lavender wool hat and green frame glasses. She lands on the yeti's arm and examines Ben's alien form.
"You're Athena, right?" Ben asked.
"Correct, and you are Ben 10 in your Ditto form. An alien known as a Splixson from planet Hathor." The owl known as Athena assessed. "That is a fascinating device you have."
"Thanks, now come on, I'll show you guys to your room." He slides out of the yeti's arms and lands on Runt's back. "Hi-yah!" He scratches behind the canine's ear and rides ahead of the clones. As they left the room, Rita looks at Felicity to see a strand of string attached to her costume. It gets hooked onto a nearby corner on the wall and started to unravel her costume without her knowing.
'Ya know, my conscious is saying I should warn her. But; my curiosity wants to see how she'll react.' Rita smiles following the gang. A few minutes later, we go to an empty apartment as the door opens revealing Ben with the key while standing on Runt.
"Come on in boys!" He shouts to the clones as they carried in all of their stuff into the room.
"I got to say, you CN Toons are pretty efficient." Miguel comments as they walk in to help. Felicity was about to walk in only to stop seeing her costume was gone leaving her in just a pink bra and matching panties. She runs in and grabs the blue chihuahua pulls him out without anyone noticing.
"Miguel, my costume's gone! Do you have another one?" Felicity inquired as the chihuahua nods smiling as he pulls out a few clothes and some make up. As he went to work putting the disguise on her, we see Rita looking out and blushes seeing what the costume was. A few minutes later, we see Ben making two of his Ditto clones set up the couch.
"Okay, a little to the left." He commanded as the clones move it to the left groaning. "No, a little more back."
"This thing is heavy!" The clone on the right glares in anger at the original as they put it down and sit on it. "There, much better."
"Hey guys, look who came by." Miguel walks in as Felicity walks in her fur was dyed bright orange with white patterns, her tail striped with dark orange bands. She was wearing a blue vest and skirt, white dress shirt, and brown dress shoes and brown pantyhose. "It's Retsuko!"
"Are we really doing this? We know the real Retsuko." The clone on the left asked with a whisper to the original.
"She's nervous okay, remember how we were nervous about the reboot?" The original whispered backed to him.
"Okay. Hey Retsuko! Big fan of season three's finale." The clone walks over and pats her back.
"Thanks Ben, I'm a big fan of yours too. I think the names of your aliens are really cool." Felicity smiled doing her best imitation of Retsuko's voice. "I got to say Ditto is even cuter in person." A loud thump is heard as we see a dozen Dittos panting as they walked in.
"Well, we got the beds in the room." One of the Ditto's comments as the omnitrix beeps and Ben turns back to normal as all Dittos vanish.
"Thanks again for helping us move in." Miguel smiles patting his leg.
"No problem, do you guys want to get settled in or would you like a tour of the Apartments, we have an awesome Rec Center." The omnitrix hero smiles.
"That sounds awesome!" Yana runs in with Athena perched on her shoulder.
"Let's go." Felicity smiles as she walks out first, only to get tackled by a brown blur. The brown blur was a big brown dog around Runt's size, wearing a blue collar with a leash hooked on, a big nose, small floppy ears, short tail, a mop of messy dark brown hair on top of his head. Behind him holding the leash was a girl around the age of eighteen, her hair was a long red hair in the back with pink bangs. She had on a black T-shirt with purple sleeves, and blue jean shorts with black tights underneath and black high-top basketball sneakers.
"I am so sorry Retsuko, Harold saw you and we were about to go for a walk and- "She stops as Harold licks Felicity's face. "Harold down boy!" She picks the canine off the feline revealing the makeup was washed off.
"Best buddy!" Runt smiles rushing over tackling the two as the girl fell to the ground with the two dogs on top of her. Harold smiles hugging back at the over excited canine.
"Bestest buddy!" Harold smiles.
"Could you guys get off please?" The girl groans trying to sit up.
"Oh, Sorry Mina." The dogs step off her as Ben walks out of the room and helps Mina to her feet.
"Going for a walk? If it helps, try to get Harold to follow the same path I did walking Runt." He whispered.
"Is that the one where he was dragging you around while you screamed for Santa to save you since he owes you one?" She asked as he blushes.
"That was last week." He pouts as Felicity covers her face and goes into the room.
"Miguel, I need another disguise quick!" The feline begged as the chihuahua pulls out another outfit as Rita rolls her eyes at the outfit in question. After a quick change, we see Ben waving bye to Mina as she and Harold went down the stairs.
"Okay, you guys ready- "Ben stops seeing Felicity dressed in a blonde wig with pigtails, wearing a white Japanese schoolgirl outfit with a blue skirt. The omnitrix hero sighs and facepalms. "Hey Sailor Moon."
"Your mother was mean for locking you out of the house for a bad grade." Yana comments. "When I got a bad grade in school my mom gave me a cake and tutored me."
A few moments later~
We see the group walking into condo's Rec Center to see a ping pong table in the center of the room, along with a foosball table in the corner of the room. A few lockers were mounted against the right wall next to two vending machines with chips in one and drinks in the other. As they started to look around, Rita climbs onto Ben's shoulder digging into his hoodie.
"So, think something else will cause hybrid cat to lose her disguise?" The gray cat jested.
"Rita this is kind of serious. Felicity's literally worried of showing her face to the point of wearing absurd disguises." Ben comments. "If only I could show her there's nothing to be afraid of."
"Eh come on, you probably got something cooking in that ego sized head of yours." The feline musses up his hair.
"No, it's not that simple, sure we're all cartoons here but stuff doesn't just present an opportunity like on tv- "Ben began.
"Good morning, friend Ben." When an orange woman in her late thirties floated over to him. She had bright red curly hair and eyebrows, and green eyes wearing a yellow T-shirt and blue jeans with white tennis shoes. "Have you seen Mei and Gabu? I wish to speak to them about the hosting of a charity event." She smiled brightly as Ben smiles widely.
"Ben, put your eyes back in your head before you lose them." Rita smacks him across the back of his head.
"What, I'm just…getting an idea?" He assured.
"Yeah, that's not an idea growing in your pants." She snarked as he blushes bright red. A few moments later, we see Felicity and Miguel playing Foosball, while Yana and Athena played ping-pong. Runt smiles watching the ball go back and forth.
"Hey, guess who I just ran into." Ben smiles walks in with the orange woman. "Movie-Starfire, and two others." Two anthropomorphic animals walked in; one was a wolf the other was a goat. The wolf had bright orange fur and blue eyes, wearing a green T-shirt and blue jeans. The goat had white fur with pinkish tint to it, wearing a lavender sweater with a four-leaf clover on the front, wearing blue shorts. "Guys this is Mei the goat and Gabu the wolf."
"Hi." The wolf waved smiling.
"What cartoon are they from?" Yana asked pointing to the wolf and goat.
"One Stormy Night; Secret Friends." The goat informs. "We're from a Japanese cartoon."
"Shouldn't you be in Animetropolis then?" Athena questioned.
"The city's overcrowded with too many anime characters, when we got to Cartoon City, we didn't think we'd be accepted this well." Gabu began. "Especially with how we had to leave our family and friends because of our love." He holds the goat's hoof hand as she smiles at him.
"That's awful." Felicity chimed in. "Your family shouldn't disown you for loving a different species."
"We don't let it bother us. Plus, my family kind of tried to kill us for our love." The wolf informs blushing. "But Cartoon City is a safe place. Plus it only gets attacked by a monster every few weeks or so, and in Animetropolis those were a dime a thousand."
"Heck, Ben is dating a rabbit woman who wears the pants in the relationship." Rita comments.
"Ok Torres doesn't, -okay yeah not gonna lie, she does." The hero shrugged. "Plus, Starfire's gone through a lot but she's here, thousands of people in the real-world hate TTG and some cartoons do here. But they don't hold it against her since they know it's a character in her show."
"That is quite mature of toons to think like that." Athena points out.
"Well they know what its like." The gray feline chimed in. "To be afraid of what other people think. But they just need to relax and be themselves without worrying."
"You are right. I don't need to hide!" Felicity smiles removing her disguise only to be left in her underwear once more, causing everyone to blush bright red at the sight as Gabu covers his eyes. "What?" She looks down and blushes covering herself and flies out of the room embarrassed.
"Huh, so those wings aren't for show then." Ben comments.
"You weren't looking at her wings." Rita smirks at him.
"That's my girl." Miguel smiled with a content sigh
"You two are a couple?" The omnitrix hero grinned. "Choice! Eddy owes me five bucks."
"Oh no, we aren't dating...we're married." The blue chihuahua clarified as the gray cat and brunette hero look shocked at that.
"Congratulations." Runt smiles hugging the chihuahua from behind.
Obscure cartoons/Anime - Bunnicula, One Stormy Night: Secret Friends, Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty,
Enjoy and have a wonderful life to you all~ :)
