Author's Headnote: WARNING: This is a non-canonical spinoff for RWBY: Festival of Blood. Which means characters will behave as if it is their FoB counterparts. If you have not read that Fanfic, I recommend you do so. Because SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS AMOGUS. This is a treat for RWBY: Festival of Blood reaching 100 Favorites. So, here's the thing, this thing is gonna receive one post per month. Two around October, zero in April, because I don't do updates in April. So... think of this as FoB CHIBI. RWBY is owned by Roosterteeth and the Late Monty Oum.
RWBY FoB: Just for Fun: The Kissing Booth
Segment 1: The Kissing Booth
It was 8PM, at the Beacon Courtyard. Blake Belladonna was strolling at the courtyard. She's the notable girlfriend of one Ruby Rose, team leader... and a vampire, but as far as the public is concerned, she is a living, breathing, human being who wears a bandana over her face.
She is looking around a courtyard, everything here looks completely normal, until she sees... a booth? Manned by her... girlfriend, Ruby? There is an explanation that needs explaining. Blake had walked toward the booth and went to confront Ruby for whatever antics she's getting herself doing.
"Er... Ruby?" Blake asked.
"Yes Blake?" Ruby responded.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm running a Kissing booth."
"Why?"
"You and I both know that answer."
"Is this how you're gonna get yourself fed without breaking your moral code? A Kissing Booth?"
"Hey, they get a kiss."
"On the neck?"
"Well, I didn't specify where the kiss would be."
"Fair."
"They get their kiss; I get their blood. Everyone wins."
"Who's going to pay five hundred Lien for a kiss?"
"Hey, I'm a reasonable business woman, my kisses aren't cheap!"
"That, I cannot deny."
"And no, even if you are my girlfriend, I can't give out free samples right now, we can kiss after closing time."
"Ruby, it's 8 PM, nobody would be going around looking for a kissing booth in the middle of the night."
"Well, I'm not allowed to set these things up in the school buildings, so I take what I can get."
"Have you even considered what you might be doing?"
"Don't worry Blake, no number of random strangers is going to take my heart away from you."
"Still..."
"Hey there Petals, hey Kitty-Kat." Coco said, with the nicknames provided, she was wandering around here as well.
"Hey Coco!" Ruby said.
"Coco? What are you doing up at night?" Blake asked.
"What are you two doing up at night?" Coco countered.
"Fair point."
"Say... what's this you got here?" Coco asked.
"It's a kissing booth, wanna pay five hundred Lien for a kiss?" Ruby offered.
"Five hundred Lien?"
"My kisses aren't cheap!"
"Hey hey, I can respect that. It's just a bit pricey."
"You're saying you can't afford five hundred Lien? That's a price of a video-game!"
"Oh, hoh hoh. I'm taking two kisses for you." Coco said, putting one thousand lien on the counter of the stand, in which Ruby takes.
"Okay... now close your eyes." Ruby said.
Blake sees Coco taking off her glasses and closing her eyes... Ruby had lowered her bandana and snapped at Coco's neck, biting it. She was draining her bodily fluids, specifically blood. After a short amount of time, Ruby wiped her face. She then pecked Coco on the cheek and raised her bandana back up.
Coco then opened her eyes and put her glasses back on. She then felt her neck.
"Hey! You bit me!" Coco stated.
"I didn't say what kind of kiss it would be." Ruby countered.
"still, don't bite when you're doing the neck!"
"Well... sorry, quite a novice."
"You can only learn, petals. Now excuse me, I have to check up on the bee hive."
"Yang's car?"
"No, a literal bee hive."
"Ooooooh."
"Anyways, can't chat." Coco said, leaving the area.
"Well... that was... interesting to witness." Blake stated.
"Hey, she literally paid me to give her a vampire's kiss." Ruby said, in a defensive tone.
"Nobody calls it that."
"Hopefully you're not mad that I bite other people."
"Hey. More blood for me. Just don't kiss on the lips."
"It's alright, I already got plenty of blood from Coco, time to close up shop anyway."
"What are you going to do with 1,000 lien?"
"I don't know... wanna go shopping?"
"At night?"
"Eh, there's still stuff open past dark."
"Okay, sure."
Segment 2: Watermelons
It was the Beacon Ballroom, it had lied empty, save for a table... with four watermelons. And with it all of team RWBY is lined up in order. Their job? Their mission? Their objective. Cutting watermelons. Why? Because boredom. The ballroom door was locked and the windows were covered, but the lights were on.
Ruby took advantage of this concealment. She drew out Crescent Rose, walked toward one of the watermelons, and threw it way up high in the air, she then high-jumped and started to slice the Watermelon with her scythe. Then, still in mid-air, she got Slice-of-life to do some dicing, further cutting the watermelon. Wielding Scythe and Pizza-cutter on both hands, she then fires the blade to cut the watermelon further, in which it then returns... finally, she toggles to bird form to perform a flurry of dive bombs towards the watermelon. After landing back in human form. The watermelon was slice and set to form a watermelon figure of Ruby Rose.
"Wow, that was impressive." Yang praised.
"Thank you." Ruby responded.
"Hmph. My turn." Weiss retorted.
Weiss, then steps forward, and uses her glyph to launch the Watermelon in the air, and uses another one to keep it in place. She then uses her glyphs to launch herself in the air. She then went and used her glyphs to rapidly slice through the watermelon. Using various glyph combinations to further slice and dice it. She then used wind dust to blow the watermelon fragmanets away with Myrtenaster, and used her glyphs to juggle them, she then sliced and diced them downward one by one. Until in the place of the watermelon, is a watermelon-made replica of Beacon Academy.
"Wow." Ruby said, with her jaw dropping under the bandana.
"I am a natural." Weiss commented.
"That'd be a first." Yang joked.
"My hair is natural!"
"Blake, your up. Blake?"
Blake was eating gnawing on the watermelon, having trouble to penetrate the hard-outer shell of the fruit. It looked adorable to Ruby, Weiss giggled, and Yang deadpanned. The sight of Blake trying to eat a watermelon just like she was a cat... well, it's quite interesting to watch, hypnotic even. Although Yang doesn't seem to be affected by Blake's feline charms.
"Blake, you're not supposed to eat the watermelon." Yang stated.
"Nonsense, it's food. Why would I want to go to waste?" Blake asked.
"The point of this is to briefly break the laws of physics to create a sculpture from sliced up watermelon bits, like Ruby and Weiss did."
"I'm still gonna eat the watermelon."
"Well, fine... whatever. You're gonna lose the competition." Yang stated, as she prepares to get her watermelon ready.
And just like that, Yang threw the watermelon in the air, launched herself in the air with a shotgun blast and punched it with Ember Celicia... only to make a big, mess, and causes Blake's watermelon to explode, the sculptures made by Ruby and Weiss were left surprisingly unharmed. There is now a bunch of seed all over the ballroom floor. Yang and Blake's faces are now pink with watermelon guts. The floor was too, and so was Weiss' shoes. When Yang jumped down... she looked embarrassed. Blake looked angry.
"I was trying to eat that!" Blake said, with an angered tone.
"You couldn't get past the skin." Yang retorted.
"I'll rip your skin off!" Blake said pouncing at Yang, starting a brawl in the ballroom.
The two of them had gone on to punch, scratch and pummel eachother in the ballroom, over a watermelon. The fighting had erupted into what is dubbed a 'big ball of violence'. The intense catfight has sparked reactions from Ruby and Weiss.
"I'm getting Jaune to clean this up." Weiss said, leaving the ballroom.
"I'm taking pictures." Ruby said excitingly taking pictures of the catfight.
"I still won."
"Ya, I can admit that."
Segment 3, The Other Girls
It is the RWBY Dormitory at night, Yang and Weiss are in their pajamas. Ruby and Blake went out on an adventure again. Which just leaves Weiss and Yang behind... again... although they start to wonder to why they're being excluded to their outings.
"Any Idea to where they went?" Weiss asked.
"Nope." Yang responded.
"Come on, you're her sister!"
"Ruby's my sister, and I would know that she wouldn't just go off at night. She's more of a day person, she tends to like the sun a lot. She got sunburnt plenty of times as a kid."
"Maybe she's a vampire or something?"
"Nonsense! Vampires aren't real!"
"Ya, that'd be silly. It'd be like the Headmaster recruiting random stragglers found in the Emerald Forest or Forever Fall."
"Without giving them an initiation test, no less!"
"It's just incredibly bizarre to do. I don't know why anyone would think he'd do that."
"Anyways, how about we screw Ruby and Blake and do our own thing?" Yang offered.
"But where would we go?" Weiss asked.
"Hmmm... Nightclubs?"
"Didn't Ruby say you got banned from them all?"
"Damn, you're right!"
"How about we just stay in and play some video-games?"
"Okay, sure."
Segment 4, Fanfiction
Aaaaaand... just like that, Yang has finished writing her fanfiction. She was in the dormitory on the team computer, she had put everything on the online cloud, tied to her e-mail. She went to log-off from her e-mail before anyone could see what she had written. That is... until Ruby shows up.
"Hey Yang!" Ruby said.
"Eeeeey... Ruby, let me just..." Yang said, before being interrupted.
"Whatcha got there?" Ruby asked.
"Nothing! Nothing at all!" Yang retorted.
"Let me just have a look."
"No! You can't!"
"Why not?"
"It's... nothing."
"Well, if it's nothing, you wouldn't mind me looking. So, I'm looking." Ruby said, taking the computer.
Ruby started to read what Yang had written. She was laughing. Yang's face was red... her eyes flickering red too.
"Did you seriously write an entire essay in comic sans?" Ruby asked.
Yang sighed in of relief. "Ya... I guess I did." She stated.
"That's one way you're gonna get a failing mark."
"Well... that's on me."
"Nobody is going to read an entire essay written in comic sans! Use a serious font!"
"Okay... I'm gonna make sure I will."
"Alright, gonna catch up later, by!" Ruby said, speeding out with a trail of rose petals.
Well, thankfully Yang's fantasy fanfiction is concealed by her choice of font. It's not like the website's gonna post it in comic sans, anyway.
But no less... her fanfiction is safe and secure. And then as she went to save and log herself off, she then sees Blake right behind her.
"Hey Blake." Yang said.
"You have very bad taste." Blake commented.
"You mean you..."
"You forgot to log on one night, and now I wonder why you feel like those two would go together?"
"I didn't know you played that game!"
"I didn't, I read the books. Where the characters have much more development on them!"
"Hey, got to admit, those two are made for each-other."
"Actually, both of them have better pairings! And the video-games only force ships on the characters."
"I thought you didn't play the video-games."
"You're right, I've watched Let's plays of it."
"Oh, you dirty!"
"You don't get to criticize me; you haven't read the books!"
"But they're so cute together!"
"They're not. Hell, they don't have much in common with each other other than they hate that one person. Who was badly characterized, they wasted such a potentially good character just to make them a hate sink!"
"You're just mad that your ship is not canon."
"The books are canon, not the video-game."
"Are you guys talking about Saphire, the science-fantasy multi-media franchise about four guys wielding a pair of separate melee and ranged weapons designated to take on an array of demons lead by the infamous demon king?" Nora asked, appearing out nowhere.
"Ya, Nora. That one." Yang stated.
"Where did you come from?" Blake asked.
"You left the window unlocked." Nora stated.
"It's a good game." Yang stated.
"It's a good book." Blake retorted.
"It has an original animated series as well." Nora commented. "It's really under-appreciated."
"I agree. Ruby doesn't like it though; she thinks that the weapons there are boring and doesn't make much sense." Yang stated.
"Just because the melee and ranged weapons are separate, doesn't mean they can't have unique properties of their own."
"That's what I've been telling her. But she still insists that they're all boring."
"There's that one girl with a combo-weapon, but it's just a plain rifle-sword." Blake commented.
"She might like that person."
"Well, she doesn't know what she's been missing out on! I've been trying to get Renny to try some of the costumes, but they're all sold-out." Nora stated.
"Anyways, we need a tie-breaker on the ship debate." Yang said, in a serious tone.
"Oooh, what ship!?"
"Do you prefer Yellow Jacket or Eclipse?"
"Hmmm... I'm more of a fan of Bushido."
"Disgusting!" Yang retorted.
"That's literally a crack ship!" Blake said in disgust.
"Well, I'll let you guys be toxic elsewhere, I'm gonna go zip on out of here." Nora said, jumping out of the window... the sound of trampolines can be heard.
Blake and Yang looked out the window and saw nothing was there, the two of them shrugged and just went on with their day.
"Wait... where did Ruby go?" Blake said, then left the area looking for Ruby.
And at this time of privacy, Yang would go onto publish her fanfiction.
Author's Footnote: Just a reminder, none of the above is canon to RWBY: Festival of Blood, this is like I just said, just for fun. Let me know what you think. And updates for this are monthly, except in April. And if you haven't read the main story, WHAT ARE YA DOIN 'ERE!? GO READ IT! So ya, I hope you enjoyed it.