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Joined 12-07-13, id: 5373872, Profile Updated: 12-21-16
Author has written 12 stories for Doctor Who, Mass Effect, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Dragon Age, Laundry Files, Person of Interest, Team Fortress 2, and Bones.

Writer of Mass Effect fanfiction - whether it's grandly ambitious crossovers or shorter standalone pieces.

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Current Projects

  1. No More Gallifreys: Mass Effect crossover with Doctor Who featuring Eleven (Matt Smith's Doctor) crashing Andrea Shepard's party during Mass Effect 2.
  2. Exodus Into Fire: Mass Effect crossover with Battlestar Galactica (2003) where the jump during "Revelations" takes them to Earth just as Artemis Shepard is leaving at the beginning of Mass Effect 3.
  3. Meet the Normandy: A series of videos, in the style of Team Fortress 2's Meet the Team videos, produced by Diana Allers in an attempt to boost ratings during Mass Effect 3. Any canon inconsistencies can be blamed on Rule of Funny. It's listed as a crossover because it's better if you've played TF2 and watched all the videos, but no TF characters will be appearing.
  4. Behind Blue Eyes Jack Harper, AKA The Illusive Man, is actually Jane Shepard's father. Angst ensues.
  5. Back to the Blight: A Back To the Future style Dragon Age: Inquisition story, where Inquisitor Adaar and Dorian are sent back in time ten years to encounter Warden Amell and her party.
  6. New Line Canon-compliant drabbles showing what happens after the end of Person of Interest.

All of these are works in progress and will be completed. I've already put too much time and effort into the ginormous crossovers to give up. Having multiple projects at once helps me keep the creative juices flowing.

Many thanks to my betas:

No More Gallifreys: Chopped Bread, craggidor, and AudaciumLux

Exodus Into Fire: Craggidor, Grenade, and Yoru

Behind Blue Eyes: AlyssAlenko

Current Video Game Obsessions

Team Fortress 2. It's just so much fun. Dragon Age: Inquisition, feeding my BioWare RPG obsession. Civilization VI, feeding my strategy game obsession.
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Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. NOT a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. Added 2017 - Story edited and reposted to Ch. 39 Added 9/21 - est. completion date late 2021 early 2022
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 341,815 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 11/4 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard
There and Back Again by ElyssaCousland reviews
Sierra is a modern-day business consultant who finds herself suddenly in her favourite video game, Dragon Age. Her actions will change the history of Thedas. But what is a modern-day girl with too much knowledge supposed to do in a world surrounded by magic and monsters? Will cover DA2 and DAI (AU!) also. No descriptive sex - for NSFW version, see There and Back Again - Unedited.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 196 - Words: 981,852 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 8/14/2020 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Alistair, Cousland, Cailan T., Duncan
Parallel Lives by jamiepage19 reviews
One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 238,300 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard
The North Remembers by qqueenofhades reviews
In the ashes of war-torn Westeros, the fate of the remnants of House Stark - and that of their lovers, allies, friends, and foes - hangs in the balance. Has turned into my best attempt to complete the entire ASOIAF saga. ***COMPLETE***
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 617,077 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Galaxy's Unlikeliest Hero by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Sequel to Galaxy's Oldest Profession. She survived Omega's Merc gangs. Now, former hooker Shepard strives to determine her place on the Normandy, in Garrus' life and in a galaxy that needs saving.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Lying to Dragons by Tiamat42 reviews
Effie was a perfectly ordinary girl until she tripped over a hardofhearing fairy in the woods. Next thing she knew she was dressed like a princess and getting carried off by a dragon. Now she has to keep up the ruse with the help of, well, a wizard.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,004 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/18/2004
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No More Gallifreys reviews
The Eleventh Doctor gets a call from the Illusive Man asking for his help against the Reapers. Having no idea what the crazy man was talking about, he nonetheless decides to investigate. The Reapers are exactly the sort of thing he'd like to stop - but can he work with a soldier like Shepard?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,477 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 12/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, J. Garson, Tali'Zorah, Samara
Exodus Into Fire reviews
When the Battlestar Galactica, guided by Starbuck, makes the jump towards Earth, they find a planet encircled by giant black ships and a woman calling herself Commander Shepard telling them to leave before the Reapers attack them. With Earth not the safe haven they'd hoped for, the Colonial Fleet and their Cylon allies struggle to make a place for themselves in this new universe.
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,248 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 11/7/2019 - Published: 11/12/2014 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, J. Garson, Ashley W.
Behind Blue Eyes reviews
Once, he had been just plain Jack Harper, a loving father, even if he didn't get to see his daughter as often as he wanted. He'd kept everything about Cerberus from Hannah and Jane. Then his little girl died, and he funneled everything he had into bringing her back.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 11/15/2016 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Illusive Man, Hannah S.
Absolution reviews
If Shepard's going to make things work with Kaidan, they need to be on the same page. Especially when it comes to her relationship with Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2016 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
New line reviews
A series of character-focused drabbles set after the end of the show. Canon compliant.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Bear, S. Shaw, Machine
Enathen i ha'lamaan
The events of the Exalted Council have set up the greatest challenge of Inquisitor Suinassa Lavellan's life - but the arrival of a stranger will change everything. Written for Dragon Age Reverse Big Bang 2015. Contains Trespasser spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,037 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 2/12/2016 - OC, Lavellan - Complete
Carrying the Memories reviews
It's a simple meeting. But it's the hardest thing Ashley Williams has ever done. Post-ME1.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Ashley W., Kaidan A. - Complete
The Geas at the Heart
There are things that Angela can never tell anyone. Crossover with Charles Stross' Laundry Files series.
Crossover - Laundry Files & Bones - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Angela M. - Complete
Meet the Normandy reviews
The 'Meet the Team' videos with Mass Effect characters. It's not really a crossover because no Team Fortress 2 characters appear, but the format owes everything to TF2. All canon liberties taken in the name of humor.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014
Back to the Blight reviews
Zarvora Adaar and Dorian try to get back to the present after Alexius' time magic sends them into the future. They wind up in the past instead - specifically, when Shimari Amell, her fellow Warden Alistair, Leliana and Sten are trying to save Redcliffe Castle from demons.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Amell, Dorian, Adaar
Don't Leave Me Alone reviews
Nearly losing Hawke has finally driven Varric over the edge. Instead of admitting that he has feelings, he just jumps her. Hawke doesn't mind.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Varric T., unknown 1 - Complete
I Will Call Him Squishy reviews
After winning a stuffed varren, Grunt starts carrying it everywhere he goes.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/23/2014 - U. Grunt, Shepard - Complete